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Sylvie Van Der Vaart Bikini Pictures

I don’t know who this Silvie Van Der Vaart chick is, I’m going to assume she’s from the Netherlands because of the freaky last name and that she’s probably married to some stupid super fit soccer player. Aren’t they all? Whoever she is she sure knows what she’s doing in the bikini wearing department. I hate soccer players, they get the hottest women. Anyhow, I thought it would be nice to share a few shots of her perky little bikini breasts bouncing around in the surf somewhere. Very nice.

The Many Talents Of Kate Upton

I wasn’t going to post this video until tomorrow, I’m lazy and didn’t want to do any more work, that was until I decided to watch it and couldn’t help but share it with you. This is a video called ‘The Many Talents Of Kate Upton ‘ and it’s pretty damn awesome. I enjoy them all, but my favorite has to be the last one, Wet T-Shirt Champion …. Absolute perfection. I would have also liked to have seen Jackhammering and Twister on this list. Next time. Related Articles: Kate Upton Sexes Up The Twitter Kate Upton Topless For Esquire Kate Upton’s Sexy Little Booty In PJs Kate Upton Looking Incredible In Her Bikinis

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The Many Talents Of Kate Upton

Kate Upton Gets Really Hot For Vogue

This is a post for all those d-bags out there who think that Kate Upton isn’t a real supermodel. I guess they think she’s just a great set of breasts on a pretty face. Here she is looking absolutely gorgeous, and by gorgeous I mean busty, in the pages of Vogue magazine. That’s right, Vogue magazine, not Big Knockers magazine, Vogue magazine. I knew it was only a matter of time before those big beautiful breasts hit the big time. Well done.

Kate Upton Gets Really Hot For Vogue

This is a post for all those d-bags out there who think that Kate Upton isn’t a real supermodel. I guess they think she’s just a great set of breasts on a pretty face. Here she is looking absolutely gorgeous, and by gorgeous I mean busty, in the pages of Vogue magazine. That’s right, Vogue magazine, not Big Knockers magazine, Vogue magazine. I knew it was only a matter of time before those big beautiful breasts hit the big time. Well done.

Kate Upton Pretends To Be Classy

Here’s Kate Upton looking all classy at the AmfAR’s Cinema Against Aids Gala. I’m not buying this look one bit. Kate is not a sophisticated young lady and I don’t like that she’s pretending to be. She’s pure fun and filth. Just watch her “Cat Daddy” video . So Kate, don’t pee in my cornflakes and tell me that it’s milk. Get back in your bikini or whatever sl&tty outfit you got in your closet and make the Tuna happy.

Kate Upton’s Sexy Bikini Video Goodness

I posted a bunch of pictures of Kate Upton in this weird wedding bikini a few weeks ago, which was awesome, but now I’ve got the video to back things up. The chick is gorgeous enough in pictures, but getting her in action is just amazing. Now I’d like to see her in 3D or in person or just with her top off. Her hotness has got me all confused.

Kate Upton’s Sexy DT Magazine Pictures

I’ve never read this DT magazine, I don’t really know anybody who reads magazines anymore, but they certainly know how to get my attention. Their photo spreads are always so damn sexy and this is no exception. Here’s busty supermodel Kate Upton getting all hot and bothered in black and white for the cover. Black and white pictures always make people look hot, so when you take someone who’s already gorgeous, it’s almost too much to handle. Almost. I’d like to try handling this hottie… With my scrotum. Too much? I apologize.

Kate Upton Hangs Out In Her See Through Bra

So Kate Upton seems to be lighting up the internet over the last twenty-four hours, it’s pretty damn impressive. First she had that awesome video of her dancing the Cat Daddy in a little bikini, then it was the sexy shots as a bikini clad bride and now these black and white Terry Richardson shots of her in nothing but a bra. Amazeballs! I even like the pic of her in the hipster nerd glasses. I want to marry this one. Call me.

Miley Cyrus’ Booty Does It Again

See now this is how you’re supposed to wear spandex pants. Sure they’re a little too long for my taste, but paired with a revealing tank top the whole thing works. Here’s Miley Cyrus at it again in her hot yoga gear heading to her car. I know I’ve posted a tone of these pictures and they all pretty much look the same, but I just can’t seem to get enough of that sweet sweet booty. Do a deep knee bend for me.

Kate Upton’s Bikini Dance Move Jiggles

I’m not exactly up to date on the latest dance crazes, is the Macarena still a thing? But when a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model wants to show me some new moves, I’m going to pay attention. Here’s Kate Upton in all her jiggly glory demonstrating the right way to do the Cat Daddy . I don’t know what that means, but I like the way she’s doing it. Big breasted supermodels in itsy bitsy bikinis is definitely the right way to get your message across. Too hot!