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Mila Kunis’ Spandex Outfit Needs Work

I’m not sure how you would know this, but I’m hungover as hell today and these pictures of Mila Kunis are suppose to make me feel better. They aren’t doing the trick. Pictures of a celebrity in spandex pants and a dumpy shirt aren’t exactly the greatest hangover cure apparently. Anyhow, we haven’t seen her in a while so I thought I should post them anyway. Not impressed.

Kate Upton’s Breasts Did Some Modeling

I’m not sure I like these pictures of Kate Upton , I mean she’s hot and all, but she’s hiding her sexy big supermodel breasts. What the hell? I get that she’s got to sell the clothing she’s modeling, but give me something I can use. Wait a minute, I’m starting to see those see through top shots. That’s more like it. It’s kind of weird that she seems to be posing at a Dominican all inclusive resort, but I’m down. Marry me.

Xenia Deli Is The Hottest Girl On The Planet!!!

I don’t know who this Xenia Deli chick is, she just came into my life today, but I’m beginning to think she’s the hottest woman on the planet. I know that might seem rash considering this is the first time I’ve ever seen her, but I want to make a good impression so that maybe she’ll send me some nudes on Twitter or invite me to some sort of supermodel party where all the women are topless and they have one of those chocolate fountains I can dip fruit into. Call me.

Kate Upton’s Sexy Beach Bunny Swimwear Pictures

Here’s Kate Upton modelling for Beach Bunny Swimwear. I don’t know what else to say about Kate that hasn’t already been said before. So just sit back, relax and let her boobs take you on a magical fantasy ride.

Kate Upton’s Sexy Beach Bunny Swimwear Pictures

Here’s Kate Upton modelling for Beach Bunny Swimwear. I don’t know what else to say about Kate that hasn’t already been said before. So just sit back, relax and let her boobs take you on a magical fantasy ride.

Kate Upton Can’t Hide Her Perfect Breasts

In case you haven’t noticed, Kate Upton is one of the hottest supermodels on the planet right now. Alright so I don’t think she’s really considered a supermodel, she’s far too chunky for that, but she’s clearly one of the hottest bikini models on the planet right now. Why the fashion industry is so against chicks with massive breasts is beyond me. Anyhow, here she is in some hot shots for something called Skullcandy clothing. I don’t know what that is either, but those breasts are awesome.

Kate Upton: Sexiest Traveler Ever

Here’s super hottie Kate Upton showing off her amazing little body in some tight ass jeans as she works her way through the airport the other day. If I was a TSA agent and saw this hottie walking around, I would do whatever it takes to be the lucky son of a bitch who gets to to work her security station. Getting to pat her down would be a dream come true, but I’ll take the full body scan. I don’t care, I bet her internal organs are just as sexy as the rest of her.

Kate Upton’s Breasts For Carl’s Jr

I’m all for busty supermodel Kate Upton doing commercials, anything that will allow me to get a good look at those big beautiful breasts of hers is alright with me, but if she keeps eating all these Carl’s Jr burgers she’ll be obese by the time she’s twenty-five. Not cool. How about doing ads for baby oil or massage parlors? That’s something I think we’d all enjoy.

Kate Upton’s Beach Bunny Bikini Body

It’s President’s Day and instead of enjoying some delicious cocktails like I normally would on statutory holidays, I’m stuck in front of my computer writing about boobies again, so I needed a real hottie to finish off the day. Here’s Kate Upton in some more delicious bikini pictures for Beach Bunny . I would love to spend President’s Day on the beach with this hottie rubbing suntan lotion all over those big breasts the way our forefather’s intended.

Kate Upton & The 2012 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Models Do Letterman

I’m sure you all know by now that Kate Upton is the 2012 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover model, we all saw that coming a mile away, but I thought I’d introduce you to a few of the other swimsuit models. Here are Kate and the girls on their way to visit Letterman last night, that lucky son of a bitch gets all the hotties. Obviously I don’t know any of their names, that’s the way I like it, but you get the idea. A team of hot girls in sexy outfits. Awesome.