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Kate Upton’s Hottie Clean Up

Posted on August 24, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Apparently busty supermodel Kate Upton was in New York the other day for something called Zoo York Mentoring Clean Up . Isn’t she like nineteen years old? Who’s she mentoring? Anyhow, it’s for a good cause and she’s doing her part, but I’m not sure why she’s wearing way too much clothing. It’s a beautiful sunny day in the city, where’s the bikini? I bet there’d be a whole lot more people helping with the cleanup. Next time.

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Kate Upton Gets Hot As Hell For GQ

Posted on August 20, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Obviously Kate Upton is one of the hottest women on the planet right now, at least this guy thinks so, that’s why I just had to share these pictures of the tasty piece from GQ magazine with you perverts. I think what I like so much about her is the fact that she really doesn’t seem to have any problems flashing a little underboob or trying on tight pants in the front seat of a car or bouncing up and down in a bikini top. I love her.

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Kate Upton Is A Tight Little Package

Posted on August 17, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

These pictures aren’t all that exciting, they’re actually kind of boring to be honest, but they’re shots of Kate Upton in a tight dress so I’m posting them anyway. Besides, it’s not like she’s a rotten old lady, she’s a busty supermodel remember? And, she’s wearing a dress that looks like it can be unzipped in one shots. Good enough.

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Kate Upton Drops Some Fashionable Cleavage

Posted on July 18, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I wouldn’t have expected hot ass pictures of busty supermodel Kate Upton in the Sunday Times , but I’ll take it. Here she is posing in all kinds of weird fashion forward outfits in their style issue. Are these supposed to be looks that the average woman is going to be wearing this fall? Because I’m not sure there are that many out there who can pull off the one piece bathing suit and leather jacket, but I’m willing to wait and see. No fatties.

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Kate Upton Belongs In A Little Bikini

Posted on June 19, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve heard a few people say that Kate Upton is going to be fat one day because she’s far too busty for a supermodel, and who knows, that may be true, but until that day comes she’s absolutely gorgeous and I’m going to enjoy every minute of it. Here she is in the pages of GQ magazine looking as hot as ever. She’s perfect, those big breasts just seem to belong in a bikini or even better in a hand bra. I would have try to get her to pose with them submerged into a couple of pitchers of beer, but I’m not a photographer so what do I know.

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Kate Upton’s Legs For The Daily Dan

Posted on June 6, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know what the hell The Daily Dan is, but they somehow convinced busty supermodel Kate Upton to don a sexy one piece for their cover so I like it already. I’m beginning to think that Kate Upton will do pretty much anything, dance the Cat Daddy with some guy on a couch, pose in a bathing suit for a completely unknown magazine, anything. I’m thinking of taking a picture of myself shirtless on a white tiger for this year’s Christmas card, I’m sure there’s room for Kate and her big breasts on that tiger. Call me.

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Kate Upton Does It Again

Posted on June 6, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It looks like the folks over at

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Kate Upton Does It Again

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Kate Upton Pretends To Be Classy

Posted on May 25, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Kate Upton looking all classy at the AmfAR’s Cinema Against Aids Gala. I’m not buying this look one bit. Kate is not a sophisticated young lady and I don’t like that she’s pretending to be. She’s pure fun and filth. Just watch her “Cat Daddy” video . So Kate, don’t pee in my cornflakes and tell me that it’s milk. Get back in your bikini or whatever sl&tty outfit you got in your closet and make the Tuna happy.

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Candace Bailey Sexy Little Bikini Pictures

Posted on May 14, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Does anyone know who this Candace Bailey chick is and how can I get in touch with her? I’d like to ask her out on a date. Not a real date, I’m a blogger, but an internet date where we chat for hours on Twitter until she sends me naked pictures of herself and I fall asleep on the couch with a smile on my face. Any chick who likes to play that stupid velcro ball game and drink beers in her bikini is my kind of woman. Call me.

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Kate Upton’s Sexy DT Magazine Pictures

Posted on May 14, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve never read this DT magazine, I don’t really know anybody who reads magazines anymore, but they certainly know how to get my attention. Their photo spreads are always so damn sexy and this is no exception. Here’s busty supermodel Kate Upton getting all hot and bothered in black and white for the cover. Black and white pictures always make people look hot, so when you take someone who’s already gorgeous, it’s almost too much to handle. Almost. I’d like to try handling this hottie… With my scrotum. Too much? I apologize.

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