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Kate Upton Hot Bikini Bride

Posted on May 2, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve never really had any interest in getting married, I don’t see the point in it, but after seeing these shots of Kate Upton in her hot little ‘Bride’ bikini I might reconsider. Here she is in all her busty supermodel glory getting the “Best Man” in my pants all hot and bothered. I think if I ever did get married, I really would have my penis as my best man. The guy has been with me for a long time, we’ve been through a lot together and I know I can always count on him when I need him. Greatest best man speech ever!

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Kate Upton’s Sweet Big T-Shirt Breasts

Posted on April 26, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I complained earlier that I wasn’t getting enough boobage from the last Kate Upton pictures, you can never get enough boobage, but that seems to have all been rectified. Here she is in at something called Sportsblast in her hot little workout gear showing off the big supermodel sweater mounds. So hot. I would like to Sportsblast all over those things. That wasn’t meant to sound so dirty. Sorry.

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Kate Upton’s Breasts Hate Bullies

Posted on April 23, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If you’ve got a message you want to get out to today’s teenage boys, writing it across Kate Upton’s large supermodel breasts is probably the best way to go about it. Here she is telling all that bullying is a bad thing. Thanks for that breaking news. You know, I’m not really getting it. I think she should write this logo across her bare breasts with high SPF suntan lotion and spend some time sunbathing topless. That should really drive the point home.

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Mila Kunis’ Spandex Outfit Needs Work

Posted on April 20, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m not sure how you would know this, but I’m hungover as hell today and these pictures of Mila Kunis are suppose to make me feel better. They aren’t doing the trick. Pictures of a celebrity in spandex pants and a dumpy shirt aren’t exactly the greatest hangover cure apparently. Anyhow, we haven’t seen her in a while so I thought I should post them anyway. Not impressed.

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Kate Upton’s Breasts Did Some Modeling

Posted on April 20, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m not sure I like these pictures of Kate Upton , I mean she’s hot and all, but she’s hiding her sexy big supermodel breasts. What the hell? I get that she’s got to sell the clothing she’s modeling, but give me something I can use. Wait a minute, I’m starting to see those see through top shots. That’s more like it. It’s kind of weird that she seems to be posing at a Dominican all inclusive resort, but I’m down. Marry me.

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Kate Upton’s Breasts Did Some Modeling

Posted on April 20, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m not sure I like these pictures of Kate Upton , I mean she’s hot and all, but she’s hiding her sexy big supermodel breasts. What the hell? I get that she’s got to sell the clothing she’s modeling, but give me something I can use. Wait a minute, I’m starting to see those see through top shots. That’s more like it. It’s kind of weird that she seems to be posing at a Dominican all inclusive resort, but I’m down. Marry me.

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Kate Upton’s Boobs and Booty For Easter

Posted on April 9, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Obviously yesterday was Easter Sunday, and now that I’m an adult I don’t get to hunt for easter eggs anymore so it’s not as much fun. What’s Easter without treats? So I decided that instead of some lame chocolate eggs I’m going to celebrate with some pictures and a video of busty supermodel Kate Upton squeezing her breasts together in a sexy bunny costume. You’re welcome.

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Kate Upton Gets Naked For Muse

Posted on February 23, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know what the hell this MUSE thing is all about, but they somehow managed to convince busty supermodel Kate Upton to pose for them completely naked. Impressive, it normally takes me at least a box of wine to get a woman to pose naked for me and believe me, any woman willing to pose in their birthday suit for booze is not a woman you want to see naked. Luckily, Kate doesn’t have that problem, she’s absolutely incredible in her birthday suit. Love it.

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Kate Upton Gets Naked For Muse

Posted on February 23, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know what the hell this MUSE thing is all about, but they somehow managed to convince busty supermodel Kate Upton to pose for them completely naked. Impressive, it normally takes me at least a box of wine to get a woman to pose naked for me and believe me, any woman willing to pose in their birthday suit for booze is not a woman you want to see naked. Luckily, Kate doesn’t have that problem, she’s absolutely incredible in her birthday suit. Love it.

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Kate Upton Topless For Esquire

Posted on February 13, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Is it me or are all of Kate Upton’s pictures beginning to lookalike? Here are some new shots from the latest Esquire magazine that I’m almost positive I’ve just seen in Complex or Maxim or some other magazine for dudes. Anyway, I’m not complaining, but I think it’s time she gets naked or eventually I’ll get bored and move on. I have a short attention span. There’s only so many arms over boob pictures a man can take until they give up and find new material.      

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