Kate Upton made it official by unveiling her new cover at the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Launch Party, and she wasn’t the only SI model there showing off her work. Still, I don’t get why they had these girls hold up their pictures on the red carpet like some 10-year-old posing with their A+ math test. Why not get them back in their bikinis to recreate the proud moment instead? Now that would be a real party. » view all 26 photos Related Articles: Kate Upton Sexes Up The Twitter Kate Upton Topless For Esquire Kate Upton’s Sexy Little Booty In PJs Kate Upton Looking Incredible In Her Bikinis Photos: WENN.com
With apologies to Kate Upton, here’s my new favorite busty blonde Helen Flanagan in a couple more lingerie shots for New Magazine . Now, I’ve never heard of these guys before, and it sort of sounds made-up, but anyone who manages to get Helen down to her bra is OK with me. Even if you have to make up a fictional magazine and hire a photographer to do it. Actually, that gives me a great idea… Be right back, I have to make a few phone calls. Related Articles: Helen Flanagan Drops Some Awesome Clavage Helen Flanagan Is Definitely The New Kate Upton Helen Flanagan’s Super Busty FHM Preview
Kate Upton got all bubbly. Volkswagen told people to get happy. And some guy tried to sell a goat. Yes, with Super Bowl XLVII now behind us, the attention can switch from San Francisco’s pistol formation and Ray Lewis’ irritating “last ride” to what really matters: THE COMMERCIALS! Which car company made the best impression? What beer ad made you laugh the hardest? How hot is Danica Patrick?!? Relive the best and worst ads now and sound off on your favorites: Kate Upton Super Bowl Ad Teaser Chrysler Super Bowl Commercial Taco Bell Super Bowl Commercial Teaser 2013 Volkswagen Super Bowl Commercial Toyota Rav4 Super Bowl Commercial Mercedes Super Bowl Ad 2013 (Ft. Kate Upton, Willem Dafoe, Usher) Doritos Super Bowl Ad 2013 – Road Chip Doritos Super Bowl Ad 2013 – Goat 4 Sale Doritos Super Bowl Ad 2013 – Fetch Doritos Super Bowl Commercial 2013 Coke Chase 2013 Ad GoDaddy Super Bowl Ad 2013 – Big Idea GoDaddy Super Bowl Ad 2013 – Danica Patrick! M&Ms Super Bowl Ad 2013 Toyota Rav4 Super Bowl Ad Hyundai Super Bowl Ad 2013 Audi 2013 Super Bowl Ad
Normally, I get very excited when I see pics of Kate Upton and her sweet juicy boobs, but in the latest V Magazine photoshoot, they paired her up with some crackhead prepubescent looking male model and he ruins the whole shoot. I don’t know what they were thinking, but next time they need a male model for Kate, call me. I know for sure, I’m better looking than that thing and I’ll even work for free.
THG is counting down the 100 Hottest Bikini Bodies of 2012! For months, we’ve been paying tribute to the hottest celebs with bikini photos galore, and at long last, we’ve finally arrived at this year’s winner: Kate Upton! Really, after the year she had, was there any other pick? Kim Kardashian bikini photos came in second. A worthy effort by the reality star, but even she could not kompete with the perfection that is Kate Upton in 2012. Seriously, Sports Illustrated . And genetics. Thank you. Kate has taken over the world since covering SI ‘s annual swimsuit issue last winter at age 19. Don’t worry guys, she’s now 20. Makes a big difference psychologically. It wasn’t long after that before she Cat Daddy dance d into our hearts, setting the Internet albaze with one of the hottest viral videos of the year (in every sense). There are things on the web, and in life, that are quite overrated. Kate Upton modeling and/or dancing in a microscopically small bikini? Not on that list. As always when it comes to greatness, there will be detractors. In this beauty’s case, haters who criticize – rather than laud – her for not looking anorexic. Upton’s all-natural, All-American girl appeal is one of the huge reasons for her immense popularity … that and her insane good looks and photo shoots. Seriously. This is one of the finest specimens ever created. Overexposed? Maybe. But if anyone’s exposure can be enjoyed time and again, it’s her! So there you have it, 100 bikini babes culminating in the year’s hottest. Well done Kate. Click to enlarge some amazing Kate Upton photos (and videos) below! Kate Upton GQ Photo Shoot Kate Upton “Cat Daddy” Dance Kate Upton Carl’s Jr. Ad Who will be #1 next year? Only time will tell, but the competition is already heating up. We wouldn’t bet on Kate falling out of the top five, that’s for sure.
In amazing feats….Kate Upton has gone from busty Glamour model…all big titty and in sleazy men’s magazines….to high fashion….despite being plus sized….because I guess the Fashion industry doesn’t care if a bitch is fat…they just care if she sells magazines to anyone..even men for masturbation purposes…cuz fashion is just one small step away from being pornographic….and Kate Upton….would have been more fun if she was one step closer to being pornographic… before she turns irrelevant and people get bored of her…leading to her emotionally eating and drug using….cuz you know this will eventually come crashing fucking down…and until it does….I’ll just stare at her tits. Pretty sure I’ve already posted these…but you can never really be so sure…
To make it a trifecta of busty British chicks today, here’s Katie Price launching KP Rocks at the Worx Studio. Now, I have no clue what that is, or why she’s dressed up like some kind of stripper ice queen… But whatever it is, it gets the Tuna stamp of approval. Remind me to invite Katie to my next event. She’s obviously a marketing genius. » view all 13 photos Related Articles: Katie Price Is Going To Run A Marathon And Pigs Can Fly Katie Price’s Boobies R Us Katie Price And Her Big Old Boobies Katie Price Makes A Swimsuit Adjustment Photos: WENN.com
I have no clue what the deal is with half the outfits Kate Upton is wearing in this video for Vogue Italia , but I really don’t care. After all, I’m a celebrity cleavage blogger, not a fashion blogger. And in my professional opinion, Kate is killing it in that department. She always does. Related Articles: Kate Upton Sexes Up The Twitter Kate Upton Topless For Esquire Kate Upton’s Sexy Little Booty In PJs Kate Upton Looking Incredible In Her Bikinis
I have no clue what the deal is with half the outfits Kate Upton is wearing in this video for Vogue Italia , but I really don’t care. After all, I’m a celebrity cleavage blogger, not a fashion blogger. And in my professional opinion, Kate is killing it in that department. She always does. Related Articles: Kate Upton Sexes Up The Twitter Kate Upton Topless For Esquire Kate Upton’s Sexy Little Booty In PJs Kate Upton Looking Incredible In Her Bikinis
There’s really no wrong answer when comparing Kate Upton photos or videos . Each is wonderful in its own way … unless you’re one of the people hating on the SI Swimsuit Issue cover girl for her size or sexuality. In which case, really!? In any case, Kate does sexy to a T (have you seen her Cat Daddy dance video?) but it’s her glamorous, sensual side that Vogue Italia spotlights in its new issue: Kate Upton in Vogue Italia Kate Upton “Cat Daddy” Dance In a behind-the-scenes video, the model – often criticized for her perceived inability to do high fashion – dons a number of chic looks. While writhing around, of course. Seductive! It’s nice to see a different side of her … or any side of her, really. Front, back … Where were we? Right. Which side of Kate Upton do you like better? Sexy (Cat Daddy) Seductive (Vogue) View Poll »
