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Kate Upton’s GQ Cover of the Day

I bet this was sloppy Kate Upton’s dream shoot….”You mean I get to eat popsicles all day until they get the shot”….the kind of shoot where she fucked up on purpose, you know closing one eye, or looking the other direction all to have a genuine excuse to not eat 14 boxes of these things, leaving her and her sloppy fat tits in some kind of Diabetic shock that was a prequel to her Anna Nicole Smith fate of being fat, drug addicted and void of a soul…fixated on the year she was a big deal for having huge tits…before the rest of her body caught up to her… I hate fat chicks, even when they aren’t fat yet….. Fuck Kate Upton and all the hype she comes with…even though I like staring at her tits…and all their 19 years old and not fat yet glory…

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Kate Upton’s GQ Cover of the Day

Kate Upton Is A Sweet Sweet Treat

Ummmm, can it possibly get any better than this? Busty supermodel Kate Upton eating a Rocket Pop in a bikini. Seriously, if this doesn’t scream everything that’s amazing about America, I don’t know what will. The woman is spectacular, she’s probably got the best breasts in the business and she’s eating a delicious treat that will probably melt all over the place in like five seconds. I love it.

Kayla is hot

Here is a damn hot gallery of a girl named Kayla. She is the hottest girl that you will see today. Continue reading

Kate Upton beach bunny

If these hot shots of supermodel celeb Kate Upton showing off her big tits don’t get you excited for bikini season nothing will. Continue reading

Kate Upton’s Legs For The Daily Dan

I don’t know what the hell The Daily Dan is, but they somehow convinced busty supermodel Kate Upton to don a sexy one piece for their cover so I like it already. I’m beginning to think that Kate Upton will do pretty much anything, dance the Cat Daddy with some guy on a couch, pose in a bathing suit for a completely unknown magazine, anything. I’m thinking of taking a picture of myself shirtless on a white tiger for this year’s Christmas card, I’m sure there’s room for Kate and her big breasts on that tiger. Call me.

Whitney Port Posts Some Bikini of the Day

Whitney Port is a nobody….a nobody still latching on….using the oldest trick in the celebrity, or really in the any girl trying to get noticed book….and that’s get half naked, guys will look and if they don’t, start making out with your best friend, cuz male attention makes you feel good about yourself…cuz daddy never hugged you…. The truth is that this Port bitch is not an actor, or a talent, she was on a scripted reality show and did that bad…her family is rich…she’s holding onto whatever base she built for herself, but she’s not hot…and I don’t think she’s hungry enough for porn…so these may be the last pathetic attempt we see from her….so take in her titties…from her “summer tribute album using recycled bikini pics cuz she needs hits”….garbage…

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Alyssa Miller For Vogue Latin America of the Day

Alyssa Miller is a hot American Model…which is rare…not because every American girl has become obese thanks to hormones in the food, high fructose corn syrup and processed meats….but because modeling agencies love importing the pussy…. She was born in 1990, the year of the hypercolor, she was in SI this past year, overshadowed by that pig Kate Upton….even though she’s way hotter than Kate Upton…but I don’t need to tell you that…you’re either hung up on the Kate Upton bitch cuz of marketing…or you really like floppy sloppy titties….while this Alyssa Miller…is just right….at least in pictures….who cares.

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Alyssa Miller For Vogue Latin America of the Day

Alyssa Miller For Vogue Latin America of the Day

Alyssa Miller is a hot American Model…which is rare…not because every American girl has become obese thanks to hormones in the food, high fructose corn syrup and processed meats….but because modeling agencies love importing the pussy…. She was born in 1990, the year of the hypercolor, she was in SI this past year, overshadowed by that pig Kate Upton….even though she’s way hotter than Kate Upton…but I don’t need to tell you that…you’re either hung up on the Kate Upton bitch cuz of marketing…or you really like floppy sloppy titties….while this Alyssa Miller…is just right….at least in pictures….who cares.

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Alyssa Miller For Vogue Latin America of the Day

Alyssa Miller For Vogue Latin America of the Day

Alyssa Miller is a hot American Model…which is rare…not because every American girl has become obese thanks to hormones in the food, high fructose corn syrup and processed meats….but because modeling agencies love importing the pussy…. She was born in 1990, the year of the hypercolor, she was in SI this past year, overshadowed by that pig Kate Upton….even though she’s way hotter than Kate Upton…but I don’t need to tell you that…you’re either hung up on the Kate Upton bitch cuz of marketing…or you really like floppy sloppy titties….while this Alyssa Miller…is just right….at least in pictures….who cares.

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Alyssa Miller For Vogue Latin America of the Day

Alyssa Miller For Vogue Latin America of the Day

Alyssa Miller is a hot American Model…which is rare…not because every American girl has become obese thanks to hormones in the food, high fructose corn syrup and processed meats….but because modeling agencies love importing the pussy…. She was born in 1990, the year of the hypercolor, she was in SI this past year, overshadowed by that pig Kate Upton….even though she’s way hotter than Kate Upton…but I don’t need to tell you that…you’re either hung up on the Kate Upton bitch cuz of marketing…or you really like floppy sloppy titties….while this Alyssa Miller…is just right….at least in pictures….who cares.

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