Alyssa Miller is a hot American Model…which is rare…not because every American girl has become obese thanks to hormones in the food, high fructose corn syrup and processed meats….but because modeling agencies love importing the pussy…. She was born in 1990, the year of the hypercolor, she was in SI this past year, overshadowed by that pig Kate Upton….even though she’s way hotter than Kate Upton…but I don’t need to tell you that…you’re either hung up on the Kate Upton bitch cuz of marketing…or you really like floppy sloppy titties….while this Alyssa Miller…is just right….at least in pictures….who cares.
Alyssa Miller is a hot American Model…which is rare…not because every American girl has become obese thanks to hormones in the food, high fructose corn syrup and processed meats….but because modeling agencies love importing the pussy…. She was born in 1990, the year of the hypercolor, she was in SI this past year, overshadowed by that pig Kate Upton….even though she’s way hotter than Kate Upton…but I don’t need to tell you that…you’re either hung up on the Kate Upton bitch cuz of marketing…or you really like floppy sloppy titties….while this Alyssa Miller…is just right….at least in pictures….who cares.
Here’s Kate Upton looking all classy at the AmfAR’s Cinema Against Aids Gala. I’m not buying this look one bit. Kate is not a sophisticated young lady and I don’t like that she’s pretending to be. She’s pure fun and filth. Just watch her “Cat Daddy” video . So Kate, don’t pee in my cornflakes and tell me that it’s milk. Get back in your bikini or whatever sl&tty outfit you got in your closet and make the Tuna happy.
I posted a bunch of pictures of Kate Upton in this weird wedding bikini a few weeks ago, which was awesome, but now I’ve got the video to back things up. The chick is gorgeous enough in pictures, but getting her in action is just amazing. Now I’d like to see her in 3D or in person or just with her top off. Her hotness has got me all confused.
Aw man! What the hell is this all about? I get it, Katy Perry is going through a divorce and I hear that kind of thing can make people do strange things, but enough with the almost daily changes in her look. I loved the big breasted candy pop singer look, and I was just getting use to the big breasted hipster look, but I’m not sure I can handle this big breasted emo/goth/vampire look she’s got going on. It was hard enough dealing with girlfriends like this back in the nineties, I’m too old for this crap. I think we might have to see other people.
Sweet sweet Kate Upton , what a magnificent specimen. How could I finish off the week without some shots of her perfect hotness? Here she is walking the streets yesterday like a normal person, well sort of like a normal person, she’s putting one foot in front of the other, but she’s doing it so damn well. I love it. I could walk behind this woman for miles. Obviously from a respectful distance. The camera I have in my bag has a zoom on it.
Get ready to see Michael Jackson, or at least his likeness, back in action. Pepsi announced a deal with the late King of Pop’s estate that allows the brand to use the music legend’s image for its new global marketing push. What will the new Michael Jackson Pepsi commercial(s) and more entail? Maybe a live action hologram performance, a la Tupac at Coachella ? According to the Wall Street Journal, the nature of the promotion will vary by country, but will include a TV ad, special-edition Pepsi cans featuring Jackson’s image and chances to download remixes of Michael’s biggest hits. Pepsi’s chief creative officer, Brad Jakeman, said the broader Live for Now campaign took 10 months to develop and its aim is to amplify the company’s strong ties with popular culture, with Jackson obviously one of its all-time icons. Jackson first partnered with Pepsi in 1983, but in 1984, his hair caught fire while filming a commercial for the brand, an event that some believe led to his addiction to prescription drugs, which led to myriad problems throughout his life. What do you think of Pepsi using MJ’s image again?
We are pleased to report that Kate Upton’s “Cat Daddy” dance is back on YouTube after a brief ban on the suggestive viral sensation. Fist-pump! Guess Kate, and her fans, showed YouTube who its (cat) daddy is. After abruptly yanking the 2012 SI cover girl’s provocative moves on Wednesday, the video-sharing website apparently realized it was doing the male gender a downright inhumane disservice and reinstated the clip . Kate Upton “Cat Daddy” Dance A source close to Upton says the blond bombshell was perplexed by YouTube’s decision, since her video contains no nudity or sexual content. According to the insider, the 19-year-old found it “completely silly.” “She couldn’t believe it,” said the source, who said Upton couldn’t see why her gettin’ freaky to the Rej2ctz track was banned , seeing that 1) she wears the same bikini in SI, and 2) there are plenty of more salacious videos. YouTube officials eventually reached the same, fixing their mistake. “With the massive volume of videos on our site, sometimes we make the wrong call,” said a spokeswoman for the site. “When it’s brought to our attention that a video has been removed mistakenly, we act quickly to reinstate it.” Thank you YouTube. And Terry Richardson, and of course, Kate.
