Natalie Dormer flashed her panties. I guess this is a big deal because the entire world is obsessed with Game of Thrones. So seeing her panties filled with her vagina meat, some of which is spilling out like an overstuffed pizza pocket, or sandwich you feel you just landed a great deal on, is probably exciting to some of you…I’m just bummed they aren’t sheer or even cum stained enough. I’ve just see so many panty flashes in the last 10 years, that another one on the list doesn’t really inspire….but I’ll still look because a girl’s panties are more interesting to stare at than her face….or whatever you’re supposed to look at when she’s fully clothed and not spreading her legs.
So the tween Kylie Jenner is now being exploited by her crazy stage mom, who has really gone crazy with this stage mom hustle, because she’s managed to rope in every single one of the kids shat out of her vagina, even the one from OJ, and make money off them. Clearly tending to some inner insecurities in her own life, probably because she didn’t make it when she tried, forcing her to find a rich husband to whore herself to becasue the auditions weren’t working out and the Beverly Hills life is just so in your face when you are a starving twat trying to get pregnant with money…only to 25 years later…turn it around and make more money off that twat…because 25 years is long enough to get used to that world and to forget that you fucked your way into it…. I guess now that the other one is 18. She’s gotta get interest in the young one…and that’s why she’s in a bra in V magazine.
Daria Werbowy brings some model nudity to Interview Magazine. Pretty top tier fashion porn.. Daria Werbowy is some 30 year old Polish born refugee who was taken in by Canada when she was 3, escaping rationed toilet paper and a life of working the traveling circus or sex trade, but rather chose a life of hockey, maple syrup, Avril Lavigne and Igloo building before being saved by the model life…You know, in a a she didn’t choose the model life, the model life chose her situation… She’s been totally naked in Vogue because Vogue are fucking pornographers before HERE Now she’s naked again in Interview…because getting naked is what you do when you’re a Polish girl just happy to not be in Poland. All this to say…she’s got Bush..hipster model fashion bush and I love it…
So Lindsay Lohan booked a cover of a magazine. Shocking. Someone thought to use her in their magazine to get their magazine noticed and she was honoured considering no one gives a fuck about Lindsay Lohan…so she did it…win/win situation…and the whole thing lacks her doing something substantial, like picking her herpes scabs or playing connect the dot with her vagina freckles…I guess she’s not quite desperate enough. Bummer. If that doesn’t do it for you, here’s her back in a sheer top… If that doesn’t do it for you, here’s Barbara Palvin, who pretends to be 18 when she’s not pretending to be dating Beiber or black rappers or whatever it is she dates…
WTF!?!? Woman Crashes Car Into Cyclist And Hides Drugs In Private Parts Via NBC San Diego reports: A wrong-way motorist accused of driving under the influence of meth and hitting and injuring multiple cyclists on Fiesta Island in San Diego was found with a baggie of meth hidden in her vagina, a deputy district attorney said Friday. Theresa L. Owens, looking disheveled and distraught, pleaded not guilty at her arraignment on a charge of felony DUI with injury and possession of a controlled substance. “Tell them I’m so sorry,” she whispered to her attorney once the judge ordered her bail and set her next court hearing. Bail was set at $300,000, though Deputy District Attorney Jessica Coto had requested $500,000 bail because of the seriousness of the injuries and the number of people hurt in the crash. Owens’ attorney had requested $200,000 bail, indicating that was the standard amount for those charges. San Diego police said Owens was driving her vehicle on Fiesta Island Road around 6:30 p.m. Tuesday when her car struck about 10 cyclists in a larger group finishing up a training ride. Six people went to the hospital with injuries, including Juan Carlos Vinolo, who was paralyzed and remains in critical condition. Coto said Owens was acting “erratically” after the crash and was screaming, running around and rambling. When she was checked out at the hospital, a nurse found a bag of meth hidden in her vagina, leading to the possession charge, Coto said. Several of the cyclists attended Friday’s arraignment, including Logan Bass, who was clipped by the front end of the car and suffered a contusion to his ribs, road rash on his elbow and a cut on his foot. “I’m definitely lucky just looking at Juan. That was me for sure if I didn’t react,” he said. Bass said he normally feels safe on Fiesta Island when he takes part in the weekly Tuesday night cycling runs with the San Diego Bicycling Club. “This just happened to be an unfortunate night,” he said. If convicted, Owens could face a maximum punishment 12 years and eight months in prison. You can’t be serious!!!!
It turns out that when I see Alessandra Ambrosio in a bikini, alone on the beach, showcasing her multi million dollar ass, that is designed or at least hired to do this by professional companies who know far more than us about what a bikini is supposed to look like on a girl…she’s amazing.. It’s when the kids and husband get thrown in where I get confused, not because I hate seeing babes happy with other men, it’s that I start thinking about how mangled her vagina is and that fucks everything up… But when I don’t mention the kids, I don’t think about the mangled vag, and I take in the bikini like it is art… Unfortunately, I mentioned the mangled vag, and now even in pics where there’s no evidence of mangled vag…all I’m thinking is mangled vag. I really fucked this one up… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Irina Shayk wore a headdress for a Vogue shoot, because mocking Indians (feathers not dots) is so fashionable these days, especially when you’re a Russian Mail order bride who only exists because of strategic prostitution… I mean she’s not necessarily the most cultured of people, she’s an immigrant and I am sure the idea of natives or white people stealing their land forcing them to make Casinos and sell contraband cigarettes, doesn’t really phase her. She’s more into planning her next penis to put in her vagina…because so far…it’s made all these dreams a communist russian never expected to come true…come true… I am sure she’s not the one styling for Vogue brazil, I don’t even know if natives would be offended by this…I just like to think it’s all her fault because it makes it so fun…even though she’s so hot…and wins all conflicts…
Doutzen Kroes, Victoria’s Secret model just shat out her second baby, and I am not saying that because it is half black thanks to her choice in big penises she fills her Dutch model pussy up with. That would be racist and I am not racist. I am saying that because the birthing process is disgusting, far more disgusting than actual shitting, because it’s through the vagina, that is probably a mangled mess they are probably having a hard time putting the pieces back together on, the kind of Vagina the lingerie model will have to tape up to not spill out of her brazilian cut seamless panties Victoria’s Secret shove her in when her body is back in shape, in like 2 weeks cuz models aren’t human..and that’s why we like them…but we don’t like this baby making business…it makes perfectly good girls to masturbate to…boring, played out, and old fucking news…
Rosie Huntington-Whitely is one of my favorite models…especially when you can see her vagina through the gap in her thigh from having a model body and a nice meaty vagina that hangs the right way…. I also like that she gives bald men hope that if they are rich and famous they can bed a model, because bald men deserve hope…let’s face it they have nothing else going for them I also like that she made Megan Fox Obsolete, and I hate Megan Fox… I also like that she gets nude and topless for money and the fashion industry, yet she’s so classy about it…unlike all the other poor ghetto topless models from the UK.. I guess this post has been Top 4 Reasons I Like Rosie…maybe I should apply for a job at Buzzfeed. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Want to know what I love? Farrah Abraham. I feel like I have a close relationship, because I RELEASED HER SEX TAPES TO THE INTERNET BEFORE ANYONE ELSE I also like that she was a teen mother, clearly a bit of a sex addict, proven in the fact that she was a teen mother in the first place, who after the show, decided to do HARDCORE PORN with a Pornstar, not pretending it was a leaked video, the first one called FARRAH SUPERSTAR BACKDOOR the second called BACK DOOR AND MORE …and she was fucking amazing… I have EXCLUSIVE CLIPS OF BOTH OF THEM Her body was hot, her fucking was hot, and in turn she was hot…even though she was a mom….and even though she was Farrah Abraham…and even though her face looks like that… So after going viral with the porn, making more money than Kim Kardashian from the porn, being the biggest porn of last year in sales, she disappeared for a little bit, but has now moved back into the adult industry with these awesome sex toys that have the likeliness of her vagina and luckily not of her face.. since she’s not that pretty, but her not being pretty kind of gets thrown out the window, when you see her fuck, and squirt, and take it up the ass…like an delicate flower sent from heaven to show the world how a good mom who started young and who seeks attention behaves…. So the good people at TOPCO…have licensed the exclusive use of her VAGINA for good and not evil… I’ve already asked them to send me every single one in the set…even two or three…that I can put between my wife’s legs and fuck a new vagina that’s not as tainted as either Farrah or my wife… You see, I would never want to deal with Farrah in person, I’ve met her and she’s a bit of a crazy person…but I am totally down to desecrate her pelvis in my basement…. So love her or hate her, you won’t be able to resist how good these pics of her celebrating her new business venture are…. Ridiculous, and amazing…I’m a fan. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS BECAUSE THEY ARE AMAZING CLICK HERE TO WATCH HER IN PORN CLICK HERE
