Maria Menounos, who quit her EXTRA hosting gig to be a reality star that she hopes EXTRA will be talking about, since Kim Kardashian and that tabloid bullshit she’s been entrenched in, and paid to be excited about, just seemed like something attainable…in a “now or I’ll be too old to live out by bottom feeding cash grabbing dreams”…got into a bikini, to support some nonsense she’s promoting…because bikinis are a great marketing tool…when you have little else going for you… I prefer her vagina slips in bikini, because I like to tell myself as a greek woman she’s got a self lubricating asshole and doesn’t use the vagina…I fucked a greek girl once…it was the easiest anal ever…but I guess in her asshole’s defence, I have a pretty small penis…that even the most viriginal asshole would be inviting of… But I guess these are good enough….because I am posting them and I am a stippler for quality….
Heron Preston is a street wear designer…his brand is called Been Trill and all the cool kids are wearing it, cool kinds like Kanye West…who I think bankrolled the whole thing… I guess he’s made millions of dollars off the shit and now Terry Richardson is taking interest in him and shooting him in what seems to be soft core porn, really shitty soft core porn, up on some interracial and real tits that aren’t that great kick.. And I’m posting it…not because I wear Been Trill or really care about the brand or the hip hop suburban white person fashion scene. It’s all bullshit lies that people buy into because they have nothing else going on… I just notice when Terry shoots tits, and I post them…no matter what those tits may be…or who those tits are being licked by, or owned by…. So is Heron Preston important, in his world, probably, but not quite important enough to bring major babes to his shoot with him…because I know if I was a millionaire in fashion, my entourage…would be a little hotter than what I’m seeing her…but I’ll post it anyway.
Today’s offensive as fuck picture of the day is brought to you by Snooki and her decision to show up her mom of 12 because she’s a rat who is always fucking pregnant…in a bikini…something that is only amazing because she’s not as fat as she was on the show, despite having something growing inside her vagina…a vagina that should be cordoned off as a terrorist threat far greater than the 5 released from GITMO the other day…I’m talking a toxic waste dump that should have been left in the dirty used condom filled sand…of Jersey…or maybe she woulda been better off being left in a used condom back in whatever country she was adopted from… I mean, I really shouldn’t hate her as much as I do…she’s pretty much had her few years of ridiculousness, you know there’s not much left in her…but seeing this pic…brought up repressed memories…like a rape victim who sees a penis for the first time…after the rape…only far far worse.
Looking good, Justin Bieber! The arrogant A-Hole of a singer is featured in a new campaign for Adidas NEO, posing with a guitar in his hands, a wifebeater on his back and some nice kicks on his feet. The 20-year-old star is also calling on fans to create their own Justin Bieber NEO-inspired music video for the brand’s upcoming campaign. Ponder the possibilities, THGers, and click through a number of HAWT Bieber photos here: Justin Bieber Adidas NEO Campaign Photos Open Slideshow 1. Justin Bieber Adidas Picture Justin Bieber poses here on behalf of Adidas NEO. Do you like his tattoos? View As List 1. Justin Bieber Adidas Picture Justin Bieber poses here on behalf of Adidas NEO. Do you like his tattoos? 2. Justin Bieber Adidas Photo Justin Bieber strums a guitar on this photo on behalf of Adidas NEO. 3. Justin Bieber for Adidas NEO Justin Bieber holds an electric guitar and stares down the camera in this sexy picture on behalf of Adidas. 4. Look at His Shoes! Justin Bieber is looking at his shoes for a reason in this photo. It’s an ad for Adidas NEO. 5. Justin Bieber Rocks Out Justin Bieber has a reason to be smiling. He’s making A LOT of money for this Adidas campaign. 6. Justin Bieber Ad Campaign Pic Justin Bieber is a spokesman for Adidas. He looks lost in thought in this advertisement for the brand. 7. Justin Bieber in a Closet Justin Bieber stares intensely into the camera while standing in a closet for this sexy Adidas ad. 8. Justin Bieber in a White Tanktop Justin Bieber poses here in a tanktop, with a guitar, and shills for Adidas NEO. He looks great! 9. Big Smiles from Justin Bieber Smile for the camera, Justin Bieber! The does just this for an Adidas ad campaign. 10. Justin Bieber Photo Shoot Could Justin Bieber be any sexier?!? He strikes a pose here while shilling for Adidas. 11. Behind the Scenes with Justin Bieber We’re behind the scenes here with Justin Bieber as he shoots an ad campaign on behalf of Adidas NEO. 12. Justin Bieber for Adidas Justin Bieber stars here in an ad campaign for Adidas NEO. We may need to go buy these. 13. Justin Bieber with a Guitar Looking sharp, Justin Bieber! The singer shills for Adidas in this photo. 14. Justin Biebe Looks Sexy Justin Bieber looks down and also looks sexy in this ad for Adidas NEO. Bieber posted a video last night of him dancing to a new track , as the artist is back in the studio and recording some fresh music in Atlanta. Expect his next album to have a major R&B slant to it and sound off now: Do you want to see Bieber and Selena Gomez tour together? YES! Justin, not Selena Selena, not Justin No thanks! View Poll »
It’s Divergent week! Let’s celebrate the release of the post-apocalyptic teen drama by rounding up some of the craziest things Shailene Woodley has said during her many recent interviews. From sun-tanning her vagina to eating clay, Shailene has a lot of, uh, INTERESTING habits. I suspect if we DID all live in a destroyed future-Chicago Shailene would either survive way longer than any of us (foraging for food! making her own cheese!) or she’d be the first one killed (sharing her aloha soul with the wrong people sounds dangerous). Maybe we should have seen this coming – after all, she is Divergent . Read 13 of her craziest quotes below and see what we mean: 13 Craziest Shailene Woodley Quotes Open Slideshow 1. The second I wake up, I scream very loudly … Waking up in the morning is an event. View As List The second I wake up, I scream very loudly [sings to the tune of “Good Morning” from Singin’ in the Rain], “Good morning! Good morning!” And then I scream out, “Exciting day! Exciting day!” I feel like it completely sets the mood for the whole day. Shailene Woodley Permalink: The second I wake up, I scream very loudly Added: March 20, 2014 1. The second I wake up, I scream very loudly … Waking up in the morning is an event. I like to give my vagina a little vitamin D, Shailene Woodley Permalink: I like to give my vagina a little vitamin D, Added: March 20, 2014 2. Giving the vadge some Vitamin D On how to avoid gynecological problems. Some movies have made me laugh, but I’ve never thought, ‘Wow, if it weren’t for that movie, I’d be a different person.’ Except Pocahontas. Shailene Woodley Permalink: Except Pocahontas. Added: March 20, 2014 3. Except Pocahontas. On movies that changed her life. You can do something called ‘oil pulling’ where you swish coconut or sesame oil in your mouth when you wake up and spit it out. It’s amazing! It really makes your teeth whiter, because the plaque on your teeth is not water soluble, it’s fat-soluble. So the lipids have to dissolve in fats, which is why oil works in your mouth. Shailene Woodley Permalink: So the lipids have to dissolve in fats, which is why oil works in your mouth. Added: March 20, 2014 4. Oil works in your mouth On how to whiten your teeth. If I wasn’t an actress, I’d probably do something with food. Finding seeds, planting seeds, watching them grow, harvesting the fruits, cooking the fruits, eating them, seeing how my body reacts, and even digesting. Shailene Woodley Permalink: If I wasn’t an actress, I’d probably do something with food. Added: March 20, 2014 5. If I wasn’t an actress, I’d probably do something with food. On her life if she wasn’t acting. Shailene Woodley: the way in which our epidermis heals itself leaves me humbled and amazed. cells working their magic and re-weaving the web of skin :)))))))) Permalink: the way in which our epidermis heals itself leaves me humbled and amazed. Added: March 20, 2014 6. Humbled and amazed by … Tweeting deep thougths about skin. Teenagers are so smart. I was probably smarter as a 16-year-old than I am today. Shailene Woodley Permalink: I was probably smarter as a 16-year-old than I am today. Added: March 20, 2014 7. I was probably smarter as a 16-year-old than I am today. On getting dumber with age. The world Aloha, if you break it down, means breath and spirit, so when Hawaiians say Aloha, they are not only saying hello or goodbye. They are saying, ‘I am seeing your spirit, and I am giving you mine.’ Shailene Woodley Permalink: I am seeing your spirit, and I am giving you mine. Added: March 20, 2014 8. I am seeing your spirit, and I am giving you mine. On the word ‘Aloha’. Most people have never heard of clay, or spring water, or chlorophyll, which shocks me because that’s what I revolve my life around, but then it shocks them that I know nothing about a big designer, or director, or producer. Shailene Woodley Permalink: Most people have never heard of clay, or spring water, or chlorophyll Added: March 20, 2014 9. Most people have never heard of clay, or spring water, or chlorophyll On how she might secretly be a plant. I first heard about the benefits of eating clay from a taxi driver. Shailene Woodley Permalink: I first heard about the benefits of eating clay from a taxi driver. Added: March 20, 2014 10. I first heard about the benefits of eating clay from a taxi driver. On where she gets medical advice. It’s amazing what our inner children, our previous selves, can teach us about our present-day lives. Shailene Woodley Permalink: It’s amazing what our inner children, our previous selves, can teach us about our present-day… Added: March 20, 2014 11. It’s amazing what our inner children, our previous selves, can teach us about our present-day… On her inner child. I make my own medicines; I don’t get those from doctors. I make my own cheese and forage wild foods and identify wild plants. It’s an entire lifestyle. It’s appealing to my soul. Shailene Woodley Permalink: I make my own cheese and forage wild foods and identify wild plants. Added: March 20, 2014 12. I make my own cheese and forage wild foods and identify wild plants. On where to get the best cheese. gaia. aloha. rewilding. sacralizing the feminine. gratitude. Shailene Woodley Permalink: gaia. aloha. rewilding. sacralizing the feminine. gratitude. Added: March 20, 2014 13. gaia. aloha. rewilding. sacralizing the feminine. gratitude. Shailene’s Twitter bio.
There are a few interesting things going on in this video…but unfortunately, none of them are of a woman complaining about her yeast infection inserting the Frozen Yogurt tampon she made in her vagina… But seeing her talk about it, is pretty fucking awkward… The highlight…is when she says she doesn’t have a raging yeast infection…no wait, when she tells you she should have put a maxi pad in…no wait when she says it melts quit and escapes quit… Weird…but not as weird as the time I got a yeast infection from a girl…I fucked who had a yeast infection…so it happened…and I filled a condom up with yogurt…and stuck my dick in it for the day… Maybe this girl is my soulmate…even though I’m more into girls who pretend they don’t have yeast infections Thanks FOETUS
I am going to assume that these behind the scenes pictures of Maria Menounos are fully doctored…because we’ve got an archive of HER FAT GREEK ASS ON THE SITE an ass she probably prefers being called her vagina…because that’s how the greeks do it…it’s a historical thing that has transcended generations…anal…that thanks to girls growing up watching porn – has also been taken up by the average under 25 year old who thinks it’s a great place for a dude to cum because they can’t get pregnant…not that that has anything to do with Maria Menounos’ and her case of the mysterious ABS for some fitness mag…because whether she has ABS or not really doesn’t matter, what I am more interested in is talking about anal sex…no homo…and preferably with no shit left on my dick…but I guess I am also interested in looking at fit bodies…because everyone around me is so fat.
I don’t know why I find the wind in Norway video so fucking funny, but it’s my lead in Monday morning video…cuz lets face it, we all probably feel a little like these Norwgians trying to get our bearings after drinking our faces off and contemplating suicide at least once yesterday as to not go to work, or really bother with the holiday season that is approaching, even though it’s supposed to be the happiest time of the year, filled with X-Mas parties… If you don’t like that – here’s the 10 Oz Louisiana Hot Sauce Challenge – Sponsored by “Js on his Feet” Or a Middle East Snow Day Or the News Anchor of the Day
I don’t know why I find the wind in Norway video so fucking funny, but it’s my lead in Monday morning video…cuz lets face it, we all probably feel a little like these Norwgians trying to get our bearings after drinking our faces off and contemplating suicide at least once yesterday as to not go to work, or really bother with the holiday season that is approaching, even though it’s supposed to be the happiest time of the year, filled with X-Mas parties… If you don’t like that – here’s the 10 Oz Louisiana Hot Sauce Challenge – Sponsored by “Js on his Feet” Or a Middle East Snow Day Or the News Anchor of the Day
I will forever love Lindsay Lohan…no matter how weird her face gets with all the fillers she jacks it up with…because all girls that I meet who are under 25 are into this Botox and Lip injection shit now, and the whole thing is silly cuz it makes them look 40 and like a Real Housewife, but it’s just something we gotta get used to and to every negative there is a positive, and a face that can’t move is one that’s easier to come on… So here Lohan is making appearances, getting ready for her fourth or fifth wind, and all I want is to see her Vagina like it was 10 years ago…I want to see how that fucking thing has aged and she’s just so close to making those dreams come true…all she had to do was move that hand…look at the camera with sex eyes, spread eagled…but instead…she went the safe route… The good news is that desperation comes in waves, there is hope, that we will have a pantyless Lohan…again…even if it was probably better that it happened when she was barely 20…vaginas have a way of not getting better with age… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
