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Vanessa Hudgens’ Wardrobe Malfunction

Posted on May 6, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I hate hipster chicks! So when I saw these pictures of Vanessa Hudgens having a wardrobe malfunction, I could only sit back and laugh. Not that I mind getting a sneak peek of her blue panties, but that’s what you get for looking like an idiot. Anyway, I hope Vanessa has learned a valuable lesson and will finally buy some proper clothes! God knows she can afford it.

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Vanessa Hudgens’ Wardrobe Malfunction

Posted on May 6, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I hate hipster chicks! So when I saw these pictures of Vanessa Hudgens having a wardrobe malfunction, I could only sit back and laugh. Not that I mind getting a sneak peek of her blue panties, but that’s what you get for looking like an idiot. Anyway, I hope Vanessa has learned a valuable lesson and will finally buy some proper clothes! God knows she can afford it.

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Stacy Keibler’s Golden Ass for Culo of the Day

Posted on November 25, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This Raphael Mazzuco book called Culo keeps getting better….I already posted ass pictures of Alessandra Ambrosio, Kate Upton, Bianca Balti, Christie Teigan, Irina Shayk and I posted ass pictures of Nicole Scherzinger and now I am posting picture of Stacy Keibler’s ass, all gold panited and amazing….probably the hottest ass picture from the book yet….I mean other than Kate Upton….who I just don’t like admitting is hot….because she’s chubby and going to end up very very fat when she hits 25….and I like being the guy who says “I told you so”….instead of appreciate hotness today… The unfortunate thing in all this that George Clooney is a homo and doesn’t take advantage of this long legged, wrestling trophy of an ass more ass should look like…..she’s just a stand in woman to hide all his gay sex…but maybe after seeing this pic…he’ll do her up the ass…cuz even faggots gotta appreciate this ass….

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Kelly Brook’s 2012 Lingerie Calendar of the Day

Posted on November 25, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It amazes me that people still use Calendars….I mean unless you’re a hipster trying to make a point at how innovating and throwback you are by denouncing technology….or you are an old timer who doesn’t know how to use a computer cuz your working class life changing tires in a garage cuz you were too stupid to do anything else…like learn how to use a computer when you got home from the shop…..you have no business using a calendar…. It is the single worst fucking gift a person can get you, that is esssentially telling you “fuck you, I hate you, I put no thought into this at all, but felt obligated to get you something, even though nothing would have been more polite, decent, and respectful of me”…… But for some reason these Glam models, like Kelly Brook keep making them, like it is all they know, or maybe cuz they don’t wnat to let go of something from the past, or maybe it makes them extra cash, as there are likely more assholes, idiots, technology deprived assholes than I thought…or maybe more poeple give shitty gifts to peopl than I think…and it doesn’t matter cuz anything that gets a bitch half naked….is good enough for me to get posting….even if everything it represents offends me….. We’ve only got a few months…but you get the idea…full figured and half naked…. I still prefer when SHE’S COVERED IN ABORTION AND HER VAGINA IS STICKING ITS TONGUE OUT AT ME She’s not looking so hot in these…but she does have big tits….and sometimes that is all you need…

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Rosie Huntington-Whitely Hot in December’s GQ Russia

Posted on November 25, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Rosie Huntington Whitely, the new, hotter, less cunty, more naked Megan Fox, for all you Scifi, transformer loving, RPG playing, Dragon and Wizard obsessed, virgin losers…is looking amazing in GQ Russia….you see cuz she was a model…who used to get topless for fashion to get noticed…and she got noticed… Teaching all you girls a valuable lesson – get topless – people will notice …sure you probably won’t get as far as Rosie Huntington, because you’re not hot enough….but you will still get noticed…and that’s good enough reason since that’s really all girls want out of life anyway….. Either way, This is almost a fashion shoot that you could jerk off to….which isn’t saying much…I’ve been jerking off to fashion and its softcore porno roots for decades….I’m fancy like that.

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Hulk Hogan Speaks on Abuse Allegations, Lost Fortune

Posted on October 3, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

He’s been accused of abuse , he’s lost millions of dollars and he has a strange relationship with his daughter. And now Hulk Hogan is fighting back. In an interview with Good Morning America , the former WWE and WCW star responds to allegations made against him in a new memoir by his ex-wife, saying of Linda: “If I beat her up for 23 years, why didn’t we talk about this at the divorce? And why, all of a sudden, is it coming out now, when her book’s come out?” Hulk Hogan Good Morning America Interview Hogan – who is now married to Jennifer McDaniel and promoted a new reality show that focuses on the world of midget wrestling – also says he’s learned a valuable lesson over the recently-troubling years: “Be a father first. Don’t put a priority of being a friend with your wife first, or a friend with your kids first… That’s the one place I dropped the ball.”

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Kristin Cavallari’s Useless Tits of the DAy

Posted on June 17, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

A valuable lesson I’ve learned in life is that tits are always useful…even if the bitch they are attached to is useless, annoying, talentless, a hack, a crackwhore, or dead…both career-wise and physically, just not too dead, cuz then tits just become gross, if you ask any necrophiliac he’ll tell you the soaking her in warm water doesn’t work forever… I don’t know where I’m going with that, I guess Kristin Cavallari just makes me morbid, inspires me to think of graveyards, morgues, the final curtain and all that bullshit, cuz I can’t imagine her ever coming back and making anything of herself…It’s like Michael Jackson once said before he died….”this is it”…..cuz I feel quoting Michael Jackson always works cuz he just has so many words that represents what I’m thinking, “I’m Bad…Thriller”….what the fuck am I doing…oh right…staring at Kristin Cavallari’s unemployed but more importantly unemployable tits…that are gonna lose their shit eventually, craving that fame they once had doing bad fake reality shows….Wonder how this is gonna pan out….

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Oprah’s Holiday Gifts for Mom … On the Cheap

Posted on December 7, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Oprah’s Holiday Gifts for Mom … On the Cheap

Filed under: Oprah Winfrey , TMZ TV Oprah Winfrey learned a valuable lesson in Washington D.C. this weekend — not everyone can afford the stuff on her “favorite things” list. Chill, broke shoppers … O’s got some ideas for you too. Check out TMZ on TV — click here to see your local… Read more

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Ashley Greene Keeps Clothes On, Still Looks Sexy

Posted on October 27, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

She may never live down her nude photo debacle , but Ashley Greene has learned a valuable lesson: One doesn’t need to shed one’s clothes in order to look sexy. This point is driven home in a recent photo spread for French Revue de Modes , a random fashion magazine that features Greene in all her clothed, seductive glory. The Twilight Saga star looks ravishing in each picture, despite the fact she’s almost entirely covered up throughout.

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Aubrey O’Day Sad About Nude Photos, Pulls Out of Peep Show

Posted on September 23, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

After un-retouched photos of Aubrey O’Day looking kind of rough in Las Vegas’ Peep Show surfaced last night, the ditz announced on her website that she’s trying to milk this for attention pulling out of the risque performance this evening.

Despite the fact that she’s already provided us more Aubrey O’Day nude photo spreads than we could ever ask for, she apparently was mortified by these.

After lauding her own performance as brilliant, she says every magazine cover is airbrushed, and thinks people are being mean about the PeepShow pics!

Then she posted a two-and-a-half-minute video feeling sorry for herself.

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This is Aubrey O’Day without makeup. Not that anyone cares.

The leaked photos apparently made her feel “insecure” about her body. Photos of Aubrey O’Day topless. In a topless Las Vegas show she signed up to do.

Just so we’re clear.

O’Day, who earlier this month made headlines for saying Hitler was brilliant, says she learned a valuable lesson about body image. We know. Nudity sells.

She proceeds to whip off her top to show us all what her body really looks like while assuring us that she will continue to perform in PeepShow after all.

What an idiot.

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