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Queen Latifah Tits for Bessie of the Day

Posted on May 19, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I was once in an elevator with Queen Latifah, who is probably the most rugged, gangster acting bitch, with an entourage of seriously hardcore dykes, who you know she puts up inside her vagina to recreate child birth, it’s a fetish…and she was actually really friendly to me and if anything I was the one weirded out because I thought I walked in on some deep south lesbian gang meeting… Well, it turns out that she’s got tits that I’d expect her to have, being overweight and older, and the reality is that these are the kinds of tits that got me through the 70s thanks to national geographic, and the kind of tits that could feed a village, that still excite me because they are floppy, real, and borderline disgusting…at least if you were to see them on an 18 year old instagram model the second the Victoria’s Secret bra gets pulled off…but on a middle aged black woman…they are heavenly… The post Queen Latifah Tits for Bessie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Laís Ribeiro for Elle Italia of the Day

Posted on May 19, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Laís Ribeiro is one of the new Victoria’s Secret models they’ve abducted from some Brazilian village…who they have living in some model house where they show her pictures of her family and threaten to kill them off if she doesn’t smile for the camera like a dancing monkey who owes her career to them… She’s 24…she’s the new Adriana Lima…she may not actually be human, as Victoria’s Secret does have enough money to create life-like AI, but we’ll just assume she’s real…since you’ve had sex with enough inanimate objects in your life, including girls you’ve jacked up with roofies, so I’ll let you have this one… The post Laís Ribeiro for Elle Italia of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Monika Jac Jagaciak Topless Shoot of the Day

Posted on May 1, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Monika Jac Jagaciak has been modeling forever…and she’s just been named one of the 10 new Victoria’s Secret Angels…so I figure why not post titty pics of her, because there was a time when titty pics were coveted especially of Victoria’s Secret models who husbands and teenage boys were jerking off to…pre-internet…in an era when Playboy was really the only one doing nudity…and not every single model, actress, and popstar.. Now, I don’t know what is a better approach for people being sexually healthy and not deviant, you know like how I used to cum myself just holding a girl’s hand…but now I only come with her tongue in my ass, while jerking me off, singing 90s rock, and smoking a cigarette as she’s getitng fisted by an amputee midget covered in tar… You see…I want to see everyone in the world naked…but I don’t know what 13 year old kids growing up on throat fucking gangbang tranny porn will do for a future generation…but I guess who cares about them…look at these tits… The post Monika Jac Jagaciak Topless Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elsa Hosk by Matthew Sprout of the Day

Posted on April 30, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Elsa Hosk was just named a new Victoria’s Secret ANGEL, which basically is their 100,000 dollar a year contract now that models don’t get paid what they used to get paid…thanks to social media and all the social media whores diluting the market by having massive followers….where as these models, or the girls who used to be models…in an era without social media just made money looking good they didn’t have to worry about their audience… Anyway…she’s from Sweden, she’s amazing, she’s probably been fucked by Leo, or has fucked Leo…with a strap on cuz he’s homo…and if she hasn’t then she will as she’s one of the most substantial there is on the new roster…and here she is for a photographer I’ve never heard of….but who shoots new Victoria’s Secret models so he must be important…right….just not as important as her nipple… The post Elsa Hosk by Matthew Sprout of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kelly Gale for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Posted on April 20, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I hate catalog pics, but I guess Victoria’s Secret has been realizing that they are not maximizing the talent they either recruit, pay and create…and have been safe as fuck in all their campaigns, and it is time to say fuck it, let’s make some noise…with our girls, out photographers…etc. Now Kelly Gale is some 19 year old model from Sweden…because apparently along with Volvo, blonde haired children of the corn looking motherfuckers, contemporary modern design, and meatballs, Sweden makes models… She’s not blinde haired or aryan looking…but she is fucking amazing…and I assume the future…and not because Victoria’s Secret got to her first…but because…she gives me boners…multiple boners…all at the same time..she’s that good. The post Kelly Gale for Victoria’s Secret of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Candice Swanepoel Cheats on Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Posted on April 17, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here she is for Paola & Murray Swimwwear…because I guess Victoria’s Secret is licensing her out…seeing as she is property of theirs as they made her…. I mean we don’t even know if she’s human or from a lab…because she’s pretty much perfect enough to not be fucking human…even in her old model age…which is a funny concept..because she’s probably barely 30…yet almost done. At least she cashed the fuck in when she had the chance, not that she needed to, her family are South Africa blood diamond farmers…this is just more of a Gigi Hadid level of “I did it on my own” vanity…and I’m glad it happened…because not enough girls in the world look like Candice Swanepoel… The post Candice Swanepoel Cheats on Victoria’s Secret of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Doutzen Kroes Rocks the One-Piece of the Day

Posted on April 10, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Doutzen Kroes, ex Victoria’s Secret model, who was recently fired and mom of Two…who doesn’t need to worry about money…because she’s rich and with some DJ you know probably fucks college girls around the world…every chance he gets…not becuase he’s black, but because raves are mainstram and college girls love that shit…. She is probably going through some kind of crisis now that her contract wasn’t renewed…because she’s been calling the paparazzi, and now posting pics of her in one-pieces…like she’s some kind of bikini expert thanks to showing up on set sometimes… I assume she was the last wave of Victoria’s Secret models who will make actual money, thanks to the internet and these insta hoes being inexpensive for their huge following…which is what these brands want… So now she’s forced to figure shit out…and she’s doing it in one pieces…and that’s ok..because Milk filled tits are good…in one-pieces… The post Doutzen Kroes Rocks the One-Piece of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Victoria Justice Titty Jiggle of the Day

Posted on April 6, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Victoria Justice is another tween star who isn’t a tween, but pretends to be on TV, which gets all the dads forced to watch this shitty content excited enough to either fuck their wives to make more annoying kids to fill up our society and get in my way…or jerk off in the bathroom to remind them how pathetic their lives are…or in some cases…to molest their daughter’s friends…think of it as punishment for making him watch shitty TV show… That said, the people at Disney have not only figured out the way to not get kids they have casting couches with to talk…but to also market these kids to pervert dad’s everywhere…and I guess that involves bikini pics on social media…and most importantly slow motion boating videos…on social media…where you can really see them child star bounce in her step… Either way, clever. The post Victoria Justice Titty Jiggle of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Doutzen Kroes Pumps Breast Milk of the Day

Posted on April 6, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Doutzen Kroes, ex Victoria’s Secret model, who was recently fired and mom of Two…with some DJ you know probably fucks college girls around the world…every chance he gets…is probably going through some kind of crisis now that her contract wasn’t renewed… She was the last wave of Victoria’s Secret models who make serious bank being Victoria’s Secret models, as models now do shit for a hell of a lot less, and think just how many followers being a VS model would get you on social media…totally worth the trade… The people at VS aren’t idiots..I mean sure they are probably horrible people who exploit asians to make their shitty, cheesy products, but they aren’t idiots, and know they can get so much more reach for so much less than a Doutzen… So she’s calling paparazzi, trying to get seen…and more importantly, she’s doing parenting right..by posting the best parts of it to social media…Lactaction.. Milk filled tits are good… The post Doutzen Kroes Pumps Breast Milk of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Candice Swanepoel Best Photoshoot Ever!

Posted on March 28, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I feel like we’ve been obsessing over so many different model booties lately that we’ve forgotten all about  Candice Swanepoel . But after this ballet-themed shoot from the Victoria’s Secret hottie, there should be no doubt that she’s still hands-down the best supermodel booty in the business. And you know, I’ve never really been a ballet fan, but I think I’m finally starting to understand the appeal. Yow.

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