This one’s for all you guys out there who don’t get it when I talk about how talented Victoria Justice is: a few shots of her looking absolutely smoking hot, and then a pair of grade-A GIFs of Victoria showing off her many talents. Just to be clear, when I’m talking about talent, I mean her funbags. You guys get it now, right? Enjoy.
I remember the old days back when I was just a Little Tuna, and the Victoria’s Secret catalogue would come in the mail, and it was like Christmas morning every single month. Nowadays though, young perverts can find full photoshoots of VS hotties like Martha Hunt practically every day if they want. I’d call them spoiled, but considering the rest of us get to enjoy these too, yeah, nevermind. » view all 22 photos
Kimberly, or Kimmy, as she likes to be called in the sexual fantasy I have of her sitting on my face with that fit ass, so that I don’t have to stare at her acne scars, is a reality star from the UK, who I think deserves so much more credit that being some hot body on a reality show, because she has the potential to be so much more, like the hot body on instagram along with all the other hot bodies who take dramatic pictures of themselves on social media in “epic” locations – who call themselves influencers and travel bloggers to divert from the fact that they are just half naked clickbait… I mean I guess what I am saying is that Kim Garner, or Kimmy as she likes to be called in my sexual fantasies, is doing all she needs to be doing as a hot chick in a bikini… Interesting enough – she’s not even that big on instagram despite her hot fit ass…how weird. TO SEE MORE OF HER IN A BIKINI CLICK HERE and CLICK HERE The post Kimberley Garner In a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Jen Selter is a very very famous fitness influencer, who is only followed by women to learn about fitness tips and different workout advice, so when she posted her bare ass, something that’s an after-thought when you think of Jen Selter, as no man on the interent is following her feed strictly to see her fit, crazy, probably fake ass…it’s only women tuning in for her helpful life advice… We can’t reduce a self starting, hard working, internet personality who mastered the art of instagram, to just being a ridiculous ass that gets exploited as often as needed to get the numbers up… We must look at her as a life coach, who doesn’t objectify herself or her ass, and this ass flash, a MOON if you will, is just part of her motivational tactics to women, you know like a comparing vaginas or something… Really whether she’s an ass or not, there’s something wonderful about a woman who made money using her ass, it’s empowering, exploitative maybe, clickbait maybe, bottom feeding maybe, but if you end up on top with 10s of millions of people caring about your ass…you’ll be financially well taken care of, without the need to work at a gym training fat fucks….unless they are rich fat fucks paying up… The post Jen Selter Flashes her Bare Ass Clickbait of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Elsa Hosk is some Victoria’s Secret model who is ridiculously hot – even though she’s pushing 30… Her claim to fame is being one of the oldest bitches to ever be signed to Victoria’s Secret, back when Candice was pregnant and they needed a stand in… Her other claim to fame is that pre – Victoria’s Secret she was doing nude photoshoots for free – in what I guess would be a rags to riches story, like seeing a stripper make it in the mainstream, or a porn chick win an oscar, or a nude instagram model become a rich and actual model thanks to the internet and social media… She’s been posting lots of bikini clickbait over the holidays in Costa Rica, because why the fuck not, she’s looking her best and now has an audience to get naked for on her own terms….anytime she wants cuz she’s officially made it. The post Elsa Hosk in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Candice Swanepoel is looking old in her face, maybe it’s that South African sun beating the fuck out of her, maybe it’s the fact that she’s old as fuck, I mean she’s been in the getting half naked game for a long time….meaning she’s seen some shit…but more importantly..she’s old as shit… But she’s still got a body and willingness to shamelessly post her bikini wearing tits to social media – for clicks – because I guess they get bonuses for that by their pimp – Victoria’s Secret and the good news is I like sluts. The post Candice Swanepoel’s Slutty Old Model in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Apparently Jasmine Tookes made the cover of GQ South Africa this month, and I’m not going to lie, it’s making me pretty jealous right now. Not only are their men’s mag covers way better than ours (they get Victoria’s Secret hotties, we get whatever dude has a comic book movie coming out), but they also just reminded me it’s summer there right now, while I’m currently freezing my ass off in my mom’s basement. Oh well. At least these pictures ought to help warm us up.
I keep forgetting that Rachel Cook is just a professional Instagram model with a huge following, and not a Victoria’s Secret hottie. Which is just crazy to me. I don’t get how the Jenners and Hadid sisters can get hired for those gigs, and a total smokeshow like Rachel can’t. It’s everything that’s wrong with the modeling business these days. » view all 13 photos
Topless clickbait Shay Mitchell and that Banana phallus to manipulate people into caring about her…ok. Shay Mitchell is some Canadian rich kid, possibly have Indian, dot not feather, roots, who was raised rich in the rich area of West Vancouver, where a girl I know knew her or her brother and said she was a cunt and I’ll believe that because I know Canadians, I am Canadian, and the second a Canadian makes it in America after being in Degrassi, they end up thinking they are bigger and better than Canada… So there’s no hanging out and seeing any Shay Mitchell titties at our Canada wide Canada party where all 1000 Canadians get together in an Igloo to fuck and make more Canadians…she’s too good for that.. She’s polarized her career to be an “instagrammer”….when she’s not making too much money acting – posting those typical travel pics like every other girl – because why not monetize the free trip hustle, selling brands on her vacations, for when her acting, cuz she’s not even a good actor career dies… The post Shay Mitchell On the Naked for Instagram Hustle of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Tyra Banks must be 75 years old…but she wants to do press…so she’s covered up all her old as fuck parts and dressed up like some kind of tiger, like it’s Halloween and I have no idea why… Maybe the tiger is her spirit animal, something she connects to, from Fresh Prince to Victoria’s Secret to TV host to “who the fuck is Tyra Banks” to Tiger… Or maybe, it’s fierce…while being a disctraction to her old as fuck parts…because she’s old as fuck…in some Halloween not on Halloween outfit… Fascinating…but only cuz she’s still go those massive tits…and massive tits are great. The post Tyra Banks is a Tiger in Paper Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .