I refuse to watch the show SPLASH, because the concept and the fact that it is a show, totally offends me, even if it means seeing some low level beauty pageant winner who is really no one special, in her bathing suit making a fool of herself. I mean a diving show? Really. I don’t even watch this shit when at the bar during the olympics. But despite hating the shit, at least I can see the clips on the internet, cuz shit is funny.
This kinda isht makes you want to just say “fawk it” and home school your kids…SMH Atlanta Teacher Arrested For Buying Drugs For Dead Teenager A Barrow County teacher was arrested after the teenager she allegedly supplied drugs to was found dead the next day. Emily Smith, a sixth-grade math teacher at Winder Barrow Middle School, is accused of selling methadone, a synthetic opiate, and Xanax to an 18-year-old on Feb. 13, according to Channel 2 Action News. The girl, whom Smith considered a friend, was found dead the following night in her home. “Ms. Smith conspired with the victim by cellphone in reference to obtaining a controlled substance prior to her death,” Captain Faye Spaulding of the Barrow County Sheriff’s Office told Channel 2. Toxicology reports stated there were high levels of controlled substances in the teenager’s system, but the cause of death was not determined, according to Spaulding. “We are not sure how or why she was trying to obtain the controlled substance for the teenager,” the captain said. Happy now you stupid beyotch?? Image via WSBTV
Conserative crazy lady Elizabeh Hasslebeck has been kicked to the curb! Elisabeth Hasselbeck Fired From ‘The View’ Via US Magazine reports: The people have spoken. Elisabeth Hasselbeck, one of the five cohorts of ABC’s daytime talk show The View, will not be returning to the couch next season, following hot on the footsteps of fellow cohost Joy Behar, a source tells Us Weekly. According to the source, the show’s resident conservative voice is being ousted after market research revealed that she isn’t popular with TV audiences. “The viewers they polled all said she was too extreme and right wing,” the insider tells Us. “People did not watch the show because of Elisabeth. So they told her yesterday her contract would not be renewed.” Hasselbeck, 35, joined the cast of the daytime talk show in November 2003 after guest-hosting the show following Lisa Ling’s departure in 2002. Throughout the course of her time on The View, she has gotten into numerous arguments with her cohosts, including a heated argument with Rosie O’Donnell in 2007 over the War in Afghanistan and with Barbara Walters over Mitt Romney in 2012. Earlier this week, Behar, 70, announced her own departure from the show after 16 1/2 years. “You can’t stay forever on a show,” she told Good Morning America. “I am graciously exiting stage left. I’ve put in 16 1/2 years and felt the time was right. I want to explore other opportunities.” Adds the source to Us: “Joy says it just felt … tired and like work. She was over it.” Behar has been with the talk show since its inception in 1997, and currently hosts Joy Behar: Say Anything! on Current TV Will you miss Elisabath Hasselbeck???
Chris Wilcox is apparently not a big fan of the “Kiss Cam.” After seeing himself on the scoreboard as part of pro sports’ ubiquitous mid-timeout entertainment traditon, the Boston Celtics reserve big man made his displeasure clear. By flipping off the camera and 18,000 fans watching. Wilcox was serenaded by boos and received an earful from an assistant coach moments after the gesture, which occurred inside Philadelphia’s Wells Fargo Center. Reactions ranged from laugher to abject horror. He was ultimately fined $25,000 “for making an obscene gesture directed toward fans during a game.” Sadly, Wilcox’s bird-flipping took place during a stoppage in play, so TV outlets didn’t catch it, and thus far, no grainy iPhone videos of the scoreboard have emerged. If you have one, post a link below! Other great Kiss Cam moments of 2012: President and Mrs. Obama singled out at the Olympics. Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez smooching in L.A. This poor guy’s marriage proposal being shot down .
Evelyn Lozada has two words for NBA veteran Kenyon Martin following his criticism of her reality show Basketball Wives. Those two words, if you hadn’t guessed: F–k Him K-Mart blasted the VH1 hit recently, saying the show was “toxic” and a ” total misrepresentation ” of the lives of married NBA players. That didn’t sit well with Ev. It’s true … there are very few actual wives on the show. Baby Mamas would be more accurate. Still, the former Mrs. Chad Ochocinco bristled at Martin’s criticism, saying “I don’t think Kenyon knows what he’s talking about. As far as saying it’s toxic, fine.” Evelyn Lozada adds, “Don’t f**kin’ watch the show then. It’s as simple as that.” Hard to argue with her there. What fun would that be, though? Sure, we could all simply ignore Basketball Wives, Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta and all those other classic programs, but it’s more of a love-to-hate situation. You know, as opposed to just plain hating.
I haven’t done a post on Petra Nemcova in ages. I completely forgot all about her, but her hotness just made a triumphant return to the Pin Up Stars catwalk in Milan. Now I don’t remember Petra being so skinny. Unfortunately, she lost a lot in the front meat department, but nonetheless I’m glad that she’s making a comeback. Let’s hope we see more of her in the future.
The Emmys were held last night, and we should all thank them for giving us this wonderful bounty of cleavage this morning. Especially Kat Dennings , who was there showing off two very big reasons why 2 Broke Girls is one of the highest-rated shows on TV. I don’t normally watch the show though, because it confuses the hell out of me. I mean, how could a girl ever go broke with cleavage like this? And people thought Lost didn’t make any sense. Related Articles: Kat Dennings Busts Out For CBS Kat Dennings Has Thor Boobs! Eva Mendes Nipple Slip Video Eva Mendes Topless In Maxim Magazine Photos: WENN.com
Ochostinko just can’t have a good week… not that he deserves one. Chad Johnson has been officially charged with one count of misdemeanor domestic battery. Although this ninja finally admitted to assaulting Ev , it looks like the charge isn’t phasing him one bit. Hours after the news broke, he did what any person taking this situation seriously would do…he tweeted: According to TMZ… Chad Johnson has officially been charged with misdemeanor battery after allegedly headbutting his wife Evelyn Lozada during a nuclear argument last month, this according to the State Attorney for Broward County, Florida. If convicted, Chad faces up to a year in jail. As we reported, Chad was arrested for domestic violence in Florida on August 11th after a fight over a condom receipt allegedly turned violent. Evelyn told police Chad headbutted her. At the time of the fight, Evelyn and Chad had barely been married a month. Evelyn has since filed for divorce, claiming their marriage had become “irretrievably broken.” Chad is refusing to sign any divorce papers, insisting he’s still in love with her. Chad was also dropped from the Miami Dolphins following his arrest. He’s now a free agent. And to think all of this happened in one month…SMH Images via twitter
This isht looks pretty funny… BET has been trying to amp up its ratings and compete with the likes of VH1 . We’re glad to see this comedy pop up instead of them giving us another ratchet show. If you remember the hilarious sketch comedy snippets that aired during the 2011 BET Awards, you’ll be happy to hear that Kevin Hart, along with Robin Thicke, J.B. Smoove, Duane Martin, and Boris Kodjoe will all be starring in the new “(un)reality” show. The fellas will be filmed in scripted and improvised bits in this parody that makes fun of all those “Wives” shows that are currently killing ratings on other networks. Do you think you’ll watch the show in 2013? Images via youtube
I don’t watch the show, for obvious testicle related reasons, but is Maria Menounos still on Dancing With The Stars ? You know what, I don’t even care all that much. Here she is lounging by the pool in her sexy green bikini looking all hot and bothered and amazing. Those little melons look ripe for the picking. I’m not pleased with the douche getting all up close and personal and touchy feely with my Greek goddess, but I’m sure she’ll find a way to make it up to me. I’m thinking… Twitter bikini picture in a sombrero.
