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McKayla Maroney Gymnast Butt of the Day

McKayla Maroney was created by the Olympics, she got famous from the Olympics, when she was an underage gymnast that dudes jerked off to and celebrated – not because they were perverts but because they were patriotic and because Gymnastics is perverted – those young girls in little leotards bending in cartoon porn ways…. She’s not in the Olympics this year, her career is done, but she’s a social media star because of the Olympics and will always have a life teaching Gymnastics to kids or doing whatever it is she does on her endorsement money… It’s probably better that she’s not going to the Rio Olympics, even though the Rio olympics are pretty hilarious so far, I am not much of an Olympic fan, but I went to the 2010 Olympics and it was really easy to have sex with international girls looking for a good time while drunk and celebrating their country’s stupid win…. But the Rio olympics are funny because they are fucked, there is ZIKA virus, raw sewage in the water, super bacteria in the water making athletes sick and hospitalized, there is so much crime, athletes have been robbed and kidnapped, the infrastructure totally fucked in a massive fail…and even the athlete village forgot their damn shower heads in the bathrooms…what the fuck…pretty funny..and amazing. But not as interesting as McKayla Maroney’s crazy fitness booty…from doing SQUATS all day…seriously – because ass is the answer and here she’s demonstrating her booty upside down – crazy… The post McKayla Maroney Gymnast Butt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Reality TV Drama: Sweetie Pie’s Owner Sues Her Son Over Trademark Infringement And Theft

Sweetie Pie’s Owner Sues Her Son Over Trademark Infringement And Theft Looks like some drama is being served at your favorite soul food TV spot according to Biz Journals : Robbie Montgomery, reality TV star and founder of St. Louis restaurant Sweetie Pie’s, has accused her son of stealing money and misusing her trademarks to open competing restaurants, according to a lawsuit filed in federal court Tuesday. The suit, filed in the Eastern District of Missouri, said that Montgomery discovered last summer that James T. Norman “had been misappropriating Plaintiff’s accounts and funds maintained in connection with his management of” Sweetie Pie’s in The Grove, at 4270 Manchester Ave. The suit said Norman withdrew “substantial sums of money” from the accounts and used them to open and operate restaurants in North Hollywood, California; Berkeley and Florissant. It also said Norman has refused to return the money. The suit accuses Norman of violating Sweetie Pie’s trademarks. “Authorized” Sweetie Pie’s locations are located in The Grove and in Dellwood, according to the suit, but TJ’s Sweetie Pie’s Noho (North Hollywood, California), TJ’s Sweetie Pie’s Airport (Berkeley) and Sweetie Pie’s Kitchen (Florissant) are not authorized. Montgomery’s first restaurant, in Dellwood, opened in 1996, and recently reopened. A listed phone number for The Grove restaurant was disconnected Wednesday. The suit said Norman’s misuse of Sweetie Pie’s marks, registered with the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office in 2006, impairs Montgomery’s ability to operate her restaurants in the St. Louis area and to open any restaurants in the Los Angeles area. The suit cited negative online reviews for Norman’s restaurants as having damaged the perception of Montgomery’s. SMH!!!!!!!

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Uhhh: Woman Claims Hibachi Cook Sexually Assaulted Her With “Peeing” Water Toy

Woman Claims Sexual Assault At The Hands Of Water Toy Held By Hibachi Cook Sexual assault is no joke. It is to be taken very seriously. This, however, is a lil’, well, read this report from AZFamily for yourself and tell us what you think… A woman’s husband said she was sexually assaulted when she was squirted with water from a toy at a hibachi restaurant. The woman, Isabelle Lassiter, and her husband, James Lassiter, called the police but refused to file charges when they arrived Monday. “It was a sexual-style assault on my wife,” James Lassiter said Tuesday. The toy, used during the cook’s show at Wasabi Japanese Steakhouse, was made to look like a little boy, and it shoots water when its plastic pants are pulled down. Isabelle Lassiter said she thinks the cooks here showed a little too much of the little guy in the cook’s hand. “It peed on me, basically,” she said Tuesday. Really? You got R.Kelly’ed? Really? Smh. Isabelle and James Lassiter were in town on a job from Texas. They said they were mortified when the chef essentially made the toy urinate water on Isabelle. “(It happened) in front of our minor children and grandchildren,” James Lassiter said. “It really didn’t have a wiener, but you got the point,” Isabelle Lassiter said. Police noted the doll wasn’t anatomically correct, but the Lassiters said that didn’t matter. “Just because somebody cut off a piece of plastic, OK, it’s not there anymore, doesn’t change the fact that you’re getting peed on,” James Lassiter said. Listen, if they didn’t like the lil’ water toy, fine. Just say you don’t like being squirted on, but “sexual assault” and “peed on”…? Image via CNN/WTVF

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Uhhh: Woman Claims Hibachi Cook Sexually Assaulted Her With “Peeing” Water Toy

Uhhh: Woman Claims Hibachi Cook Sexually Assaulted Her With “Peeing” Water Toy

Woman Claims Sexual Assault At The Hands Of Water Toy Held By Hibachi Cook Sexual assault is no joke. It is to be taken very seriously. This, however, is a lil’, well, read this report from AZFamily for yourself and tell us what you think… A woman’s husband said she was sexually assaulted when she was squirted with water from a toy at a hibachi restaurant. The woman, Isabelle Lassiter, and her husband, James Lassiter, called the police but refused to file charges when they arrived Monday. “It was a sexual-style assault on my wife,” James Lassiter said Tuesday. The toy, used during the cook’s show at Wasabi Japanese Steakhouse, was made to look like a little boy, and it shoots water when its plastic pants are pulled down. Isabelle Lassiter said she thinks the cooks here showed a little too much of the little guy in the cook’s hand. “It peed on me, basically,” she said Tuesday. Really? You got R.Kelly’ed? Really? Smh. Isabelle and James Lassiter were in town on a job from Texas. They said they were mortified when the chef essentially made the toy urinate water on Isabelle. “(It happened) in front of our minor children and grandchildren,” James Lassiter said. “It really didn’t have a wiener, but you got the point,” Isabelle Lassiter said. Police noted the doll wasn’t anatomically correct, but the Lassiters said that didn’t matter. “Just because somebody cut off a piece of plastic, OK, it’s not there anymore, doesn’t change the fact that you’re getting peed on,” James Lassiter said. Listen, if they didn’t like the lil’ water toy, fine. Just say you don’t like being squirted on, but “sexual assault” and “peed on”…? Image via CNN/WTVF

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Jenny Slate: Did She Cheat With Chris Evans???

They are definitely together, but that’s not what has people talking. The timing of Chris Evans and Jenny Slate’s coupling is being called into question, considering it happened right before Slate announced a separation from her husband of four years, Dean Fleischer-Camp. Sources tell Star Magazine that Evans and Slate started getting cozy on the set of 2017’s Gifted , and they did a poor job of hiding it. “Jenny’s feelings for Chris seemed to evolve quickly to more than just platonic,” a set insider told the tabloid. “Some people even said they felt bad for Jenny’s husband the one time he visited the set. She didn’t seem too enthusiastic about Dean being there, and he probably sensed the chemistry between his wife and Chris.” Fleisher-Camp directed and co-wrote Slate’s hugely famous short, Marcel The Shell With Shoes On . A source told Us Weekly that the couple drifted apart towards the end of their marriage, made all the more obvious by her chemistry with Evans, a fellow Massachusetts native. “It certainly has the appearance of Chris and Jenny’s relationship having contributed to her marriage crumbling – and I’m sure Jenny would just like to sweep it under the rug,” another source told Star . Evans’ rep was quick to point out that he and Evans didn’t start dating until April, after she and Fleischer-Camp split, but before their announcement. Evans accompanied Slate to the premiere of The Secret Life of Pets , but managed to escape the red carpet before Slate did interviews. “Jenny and Chris walked the carpet together, but he fled the scene when she was being interviewed because it was obvious he did not want to answer questions about their relationship.” Fleischer-Camp’s heart might be broken, but true love lives on!  At least some of Slate’s friends seem to think so. “Maybe something good will come from all of this. Maybe Chris and Jenny were meant for each other – and if that’s the case, who’s to say they shouldn’t be happy together?” What is this, Angelina and Brad 2.0? View Slideshow: 24 Stars Who Have Been Cheated On

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Cynthia Bailey: Is She Leaving The Real Housewives of Atlanta?

As previously reported, the marriage between  Cynthia Bailey and Peter Thomas is over . But might the relationship between Bailey and the show that made her famous also be coming to an end? Yes, according to a rumor started by some blog called “Tamara Tattles.” It states that Bailey is moving on from Thomas is ways that go beyond mere emotion; she has also put the home she used to share with her ex-husband on the market. The four bedroom, four bathroom residence was listed this week for $699,000. Where might Bailey end up if she moves permanently away from Atlanta? She could try out Los Angeles, where she already spends a great deal of time due to the presence there of her daughter, Noelle. And she may also just drop off the celebrity gossip radar for a bit, relocating to her relatively new lake house. Bailey has been spending the past several days there, happily sharing gorgeous snapshots on her Instagram account. “So excited #viewfrommywindow #backyard #peace #serenity #Godswork #beautiful #1life2live #myhappy50tome #loveatfirstsight #lakebailey #baileyboat #gonefishin,” she wrote as the caption to one photo of the water. Just “the Lake,” she penned in regard to the picture above. It should basically go without saying that Bravo cameras won’t venture out to film Bailey in either of these locales. You may need to watch The Real Housewives of Atlanta online next year without Cynthia Bailey as a part of the main cast. Do you really think she’ll walk away from the spotlight, though? From her salary? Will Bravo executives even want her back if the drama between her and Thomas can no longer be a storyline? So many questions, so few answers at the moment. But here’s a look back at various Housewives who have tried to move on from the franchise in one way or another…

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9 Idiots Who Got Injured Playing Pokemon Go

Things are bad.  People are walking around, only paying attention to an animated character on their Smartphone. Look up, fools! It's gotten to the point where local police departments have had to issues public safety issues warning of the dangers of wandering around in a zombie-like state. Who are the small sampling of players who injured themselves during a rousing game of Pokemon Go ?  Scroll down to find out. 1. Subway Hero “He mentioned something about #Charizard and #Pokemon and then he’s under the train. This is the world we live in right now.” 2. Skateboarding To The ER Mike Schultz from Long Island fell off his skateboard while playing, and cut his hand on the sidewalk. ” I just wanted to be able to stop quickly if there were any Pokemons nearby to catch,” he said, according to the Associated Press. 3. BOOM “Not even 30 minutes after the release last night, I slipped and fell down a ditch,” one Reddit user said in a thread. “Fractured the fifth metatarsal bone in my foot, 6-8 weeks for recovery. I told all the doctors I was walking my dog lol… Watch where you’re going, folks!” 4. Right Into The Water Pokemon GO is a danger to society. Just look at what happened to this moron who was playing the game. 5. Driver Crashes Car Into Tree The Auburn, NY driver, thankfully, suffered only minor injuries and admitted to playing Pokemon Go while behind the wheel. 6. Girls Trips Over a Cinder Block “Less than one day of having #PokemonGo and I already injured myself by tripping over a cinder block.” – @cupcakelindsay View Slideshow

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Joy Corrigan TOpless in Miami of the Day

Joy Corrigan is an up and coming model from Florida, who I was told moved to LA as these girls do when they feel like they out grow Florida, or when they dump their sugar daddies, and need new sugar daddies to help get them to the place they want to be…as the hot as fuck girl with the hot as fuck body…who is just hot as fuck… She’s been doing bikini shoots on instagram for a few years now, she was friends with Charlotte McKinney, and before McKinney become “famous” tits, they were both on the same hustle, only this one was the nice one, while McKinney was the cunt….They may still be friends, but who the fuck cares, she’s topless in the water showing off some big fake tits on her skinny fram…which as you know, is all that matters..in this world…disease, global warming, racism, politics, economy, poverty, doesn’t matter…what matters is tit… So like Charlotte McKInney these are from Florida but in this anti-florida with solidarity for Florida time…we should all support Florida…remember that it’s more than just bathsalts and all the crazy crimes…it’s also got trashy enough rich babes.. I guess what I’m saying is that Joy Corrigan is great.The Future. The now.. The post Joy Corrigan TOpless in Miami of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Joy Corrigan TOpless in Miami of the Day

Joy Corrigan is an up and coming model from Florida, who I was told moved to LA as these girls do when they feel like they out grow Florida, or when they dump their sugar daddies, and need new sugar daddies to help get them to the place they want to be…as the hot as fuck girl with the hot as fuck body…who is just hot as fuck… She’s been doing bikini shoots on instagram for a few years now, she was friends with Charlotte McKinney, and before McKinney become “famous” tits, they were both on the same hustle, only this one was the nice one, while McKinney was the cunt….They may still be friends, but who the fuck cares, she’s topless in the water showing off some big fake tits on her skinny fram…which as you know, is all that matters..in this world…disease, global warming, racism, politics, economy, poverty, doesn’t matter…what matters is tit… So like Charlotte McKInney these are from Florida but in this anti-florida with solidarity for Florida time…we should all support Florida…remember that it’s more than just bathsalts and all the crazy crimes…it’s also got trashy enough rich babes.. I guess what I’m saying is that Joy Corrigan is great.The Future. The now.. The post Joy Corrigan TOpless in Miami of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Daisy Lea’s Shameless Self Promotions of the Day

Daisy Lea is one of these LA based escorts who does really low level campaigns for water companies run by terrible paparazzi people – that turned to water to try to get out of the paparazzi business – a company that tired to sue me but that don’t actually sell their water – they instead just use it as a fake way to import escorts into the USA, telling them they’ll make the famous, but that they just sell off to LA rich guys as party favors… So you’ve never heard of Daisy Lea, she’s so low level, just a stripper who wants fame and money and signed onto this shit, but she’s clearly attempting to be known, with a public, for the paparazzi who staged this shoot, pussy flash…because people like pussy flashes…I like pussy flashes…we all like pussy flashes… But a pussy flash alone isn’t what makes a girl “famous” and they are more fun when the pussy isn’t a prostitute pussy, but rather a pussy on a girl who was of interest or famous pre-pussy flash, but like you, I’ll look at all pussy being flashed. From girl at the bar sending on the second floor balcony, to girl in the park tanning in a bikini with a lip hanging out, to girl walking up stairs in a skirt at the mall..I am up for it…I just know when it’s done like thi s – there’s no authenticity to the pussy flash – I mean obviously….that dress…hilarious. The post Daisy Lea’s Shameless Self Promotions of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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