This just in…Emily Ratjkowski is a better model when she’s naked… She didn’t get here wearing clothes, why the fuck did she start doing it now. This is the fucking worst…and makes no sense. What is she thinking.
This just in…Emily Ratjkowski is a better model when she’s naked… She didn’t get here wearing clothes, why the fuck did she start doing it now. This is the fucking worst…and makes no sense. What is she thinking.
I almost didn’t recognize my Twitter girlfriend Nikki Leigh wearing clothes instead of a bikini or lingerie , but luckily she busted out some cleavage to help jog my memory. I’d recognize those things anywhere. In fact, if somebody wants to set me up with a cleavage lineup, we can put that theory to the test. Sure, I’ll probably fail, but that doesn’t mean it isn’t still an awesome idea. Photos: WENN.com
Just a few months ago, not long after giving birth to her second child, Kourtney Kardashian regained her bikini body . But the latest issue of In Touch Weekly wonders: Will Kim Kardashian ever be so lucky?!? Speaking anonymously, a friend – who totally exists – tells the tabloid that Kardashian is “freaking out’ over her pregnancy weight gain and is “terrified she won’t be able to get her body back after the baby is born.” Being knocked up by a world famous rapper out of wedlock is apparently nothing like the star believed it would be. “Kim thought she’d be the most stylish, sexy pregnant woman ever,” the source says. “Kanye would dress her and people would talk about her maternity style as trendsetting. Instead, she’s wearing clothes that people say make her look like Shamu the killer whale.” Maybe not Shamu. But we’re not sure what’s going on with this pregnant trenchcoat thing . Kardashian is supposedly considering some kind of “crash diet” to reverse her growing trend. “She recently gained six pounds in one week,” says this completely real insider. “She said, ‘Even my armpits and hands are fat. I don’t know what’s happening to me.’”
Daphne Groeneveld just turned 18. So stop looking at her you perverts. She’s not even legal to drink in America and if you tried you could probably still still smell the birthday cake on her panties, you know cuz fucking cake is a ritual in the Netherlands where she’s from, at least that’s what I heard they do in the Right light district, but I could have been lied to. She’s been modeling for 3 years, meaning some kiddie porn pervert lured her in at 15 and got her in a bikini….because this modeling agency is a loop hope to his perversions. It is safe to say, she’s probably been doing coke, fucking, drinking and partying since 15 too…like Britney Spears, She’s not that Innocent and at 18, fucking fair game to jerk off to, which more reason to like her, even if she’s wearing clothes in this shoot for The Sunday Times, I’m into it.
I know Megan Fox has been taking things slow in terms of her hotness comeback after having her kid, so consider this shoot for Marie Claire a good sign. Sure, I’ve seen more revealing pictures taken at Sears, but hey, it’s a step in the right direction. And before you know it, Megan’s going to be back to her old self, talking about having girl crushes on strippers and doing bikini photoshoots. At least I hope so. Otherwise, I don’t know if I can handle a new, more responsible Megan. Related Articles: Megan Fox’s Hotness Comes Out Of Hiding Megan Fox Assumes The Position Megan Fox’s Cleavage Parade Continues Megan Fox Cleans Up Pretty Nicely
Well, I knew this day was going to come eventually, I just hoped it wouldn’t come so soon: Kelly Brook was finally photographed wearing clothes, instead of a bikini. I know it’s a tough time for all of us, but don’t worry, hopefully it won’t last long. And in the meantime, take another look at these old posts . It’ll help make the transition a little easier. Related Links Kelly Brook’s See Through Dress Isn’t See Through Kelly Brook Busts Out The Goods Kelly Brook Is Now A Sexy Showgirl Kelly Brook’s Ass Ruined By Mom Jean Photos: Fameflynet
Here’s Olivia Munn wearing clothes at some event. For being part of the “hacked” celebrity nude picture club this dress is much too long. That’s just my opinion but at least she’s showing cleavage. It will do for now but if she doesn’t come out with a sex tape real soon, I believe she will be back hosting G4TV’s Attack of the Show or some lame YouTube channel.
Here is piggish as fuck Josie Goldberg topless in Miami which isn’t really a big deal…it is just big. I hate fat bitches like this deeply….especially when they lack the decency and common sense to wear fucking clothes cuz wearing clothes doesn’t get the paparazzi taking pics of your fat once in playboy ass….and I’m posting the pic anyway…
Singer/actress Miley Cyrus defends her new music, raunchier image and herself, saying it’s all about her music – it’s all about entertainment! – and she also likes to dress the way she does! Miley is tired. She has been wearing clothes for 17 years. Miley wants to break free! MORE http://bumpshack.com/2010/06/15/miley-cyrus-defense-im-sexy-not-slutty/ added by: c7girl