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Hollywood Tuna’s AmaTuna Moment – My New Love Interest

I don’t fall in love very often, but I think I found my next amateur future ex-wife. Her name is Natalia Marie. I have never heard of her before, but she should definitely call me so that she can help me plan our wedding registry. Natalia Marie Video More AmaTuna

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Hollywood Tuna’s AmaTuna Moment – My New Love Interest

Cheryl Tweedy’s Confused Hotness

I don’t know why Cheryl Tweedy is making such a confused facial expression, she’s a hot piece of ass she shouldn’t be doing this crap, she’ll get wrinkles for our wedding photos and we can’t have any of that. I’ve seen this look on hot chicks faces before, it’s normally right after I’ve asked them for their phone number and right before finger pointing and long periods of giggling with their equally hot girlfriends. Not nice. Anyhow, Cheryl would never do anything like that to me so she must just be a little gassy. It happens.

Megan Fox Says It’ll Be ‘Years’ Before She Marries Brian Austin Green

‘I’m going to be 44 when I get married,’ the ‘Jonah Hex’ star jokes about her wedding plans. By Jocelyn Vena Megan Fox Photo: Paramount Pictures Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green confirmed that they were engaged earlier this week, and while it’s not the pair’s first engagement , Fox admits that she doesn’t think of this newer engagement as take two. “[It’s] really not a re-engagement … nothing is different,” Fox told UsWeekly.com at Thursday’s “Jonah Hex” premiere in Los Angeles, where the film’s female lead sported a sexy red dress, but no engagement ring. The couple reportedly lost the two-carat ring mere hours after getting engaged in Hawaii on June 1. Fox, 24, has already been with Green, 36, for six years, and she admits that she’s in no rush to walk down the aisle. “It’s going to be years!” she explained. “I’m going to be 44 when I get married!” And, it seems that Green is keeping with the current trend of hands-on wedding-planning grooms,

Bullpen Catcher At Heart Of Only Feel-Good Story Of Mariners’ Season

I know this might come as a shock to many, but players and coaches in the dugout and the bullpen aren’t always up at the fence watching the game. Sometimes they’re making smalltalk with each other, sometimes they’re playing games, and sometimes they’re even scouting the bleachers for tail. For tail. But fear not; their motives aren’t always completely impure. On rare occasion, there may be real depth to their carnal surveillance. As we see from the example of Jason Phillips, former big league backstop for the Mets, Dodgers, and Blue Jays, and current bullpen catcher for the allegedly big league Seattle Mariners. I’ll let columnist Jerry Brewer tell the story : Jason Phillips spotted a woman at Safeco Field last May and knew he had to make a choice: Be bold or be ignored. … The game with the Oakland A’s went into extra innings. Phillips grabbed a baseball, scribbled his number on it, got the woman’s attention and tossed it to her. … On Sunday, Jason Phillips and Molly Ray will get married, and their wedding guests will attend the ceremony in the only logical place to celebrate their serendipitous romance. The bullpen. Molly Ray being the woman at Safeco Field. I probably shouldn’t have left that detail out. It’s a heartwarming tale of true love, and how deep, meaningful connections can be forged in the most unexpected of places. It would’ve been easy to think that Jason Phillips was disappointed with having to retire and become a bullpen catcher in his early 30’s. However, he retired in his physical prime, he has a steady job that keeps him involved with the game, and he just met a lovely new wife at the ballpark by means of a bold act he’ll be recounting for the rest of his years. Jason Phillips, it seems, is living a life worthy of envy. So there’s your d’awww moment of the night, in case you find yourself disappointed with the NBA outcome. Also, because this is the Internet, following are some embarrassingly easy alternate headlines: Bullpen Catcher Jason Phillips First 2010 Mariner To Score Mariners’ Catcher Skips Middleman, Delivers Ball Straight To Seats Reception For Phillips/Ray Wedding To Make Even Bigger Mess Of Mariner Bullpen Rough Season Drives Mariner Coach To Escapism Through Marriage

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‘Bachelorette’ Couple — Stuck in the Mud

Filed under: Jillian Harris , TV , Hook Ups One year after they hooked up on ” The Bachelorette ” — Jillian Harris and Ed Swiderski are still gettin’ down and dirty. The couple — still engaged by the way — went on a camping trip back in Jillian’s home town of Peace River, Alberta recently and… Read more

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Harrison & Calista’s Wedding — Amateur Hour

Filed under: Harrison Ford , Calista Flockhart , Bill Richardson , wedding The man who married Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart this week had zero experience as a minister before the ceremony — but the couple let it slide … because he happened to be the Governor of New Mexico . TMZ has learned Gov. Bill Richardson… Read more

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Harrison Ford And Calista Flockhart Get Married

‘Indiana Jones’ star and ‘Ally McBeal’ actress tie the knot in New Mexico on Tuesday. By Mawuse Ziegbe Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart Photo: Steve Granitz/ WireImage Indiana Jones is officially off the market. Harrison Ford and actress Calista Flockhart got married on Tuesday after dating for eight years. A rep for Flockhart confirmed to Us Weekly that the Hollywood duo got hitched in Sante Fe, New Mexico, where Ford is currently filming “Cowboys and Aliens.” Harrison Ford And Calista Flockhart Us reports that the wedding took place at the Governor’s Mansion in New Mexico and that Governor Bill Richardson presided over the nuptials. According to People magazine, the pair got engaged over Valentine’s Day weekend last year. The couple are raising a son together and met at the 2002 Golden Globes. Perhaps a lavish honeymoon is on the way as the pair made headlines earlier this year as one of the top-earning couples in entertainment , as estimated by Forbes magazine. Although Jay-Z and Beyonc

Tom Vitale and Valerie Bertinelli wedding

“We#39;ve both had good weddings [before],” Tom Vitale, 48, told us Monday at the New York premiere of Bertinelli#39;s TV Land show, Hot in Cleveland, which costars Betty White and airs Wednesday at 10 p.m. ET. “Now we want a good marriage.” They are in the midst of planning their wedding, but for Valerie Bertinelli and fiancé Tom Vitale creating the perfect ceremony isn#39;t high on their to-do list. So will it be a big over-the-top wedding or a more intimate affair? “It#39;s not about the pa

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Scoring Sunday’s Nuptials: Enjoy That Wedding Dress, Cause It’ll Never Fit You Again! [Altarcations]

For better or worse, in sickness and health, post-Pilates or post-pizza pigout: Phyllis Nefler will love you however you are. Unless you have more advanced degrees than bottles of wine in your fridge. Celebrate good times, come on! More

Lady Gaga’s ‘Alejandro’ Video Mixes ‘The Spiritual And The Sexual,’ Expert Says

Religion professor Josef Sorett says Gaga’s themes have long tradition in pop music. By James Montgomery Lady Gaga in “Alejandro” Photo: Interscope Lady Gaga’s “Alejandro” video is so rife with religious imagery that you practically need a Ph.D. to understand it all. And luckily enough, we found somebody with one: Josef Sorett, a professor of religion and African-American studies at Columbia University. With everyone from director Steven Klein and Gaga’s fans to Perez Hilton and Katy Perry weighing in on the clip’s use of religious (mostly Catholic) images, we decided to ask Sorett for a scholar’s opinion on the “Alejandro” video, to find out just what, exactly, all those crosses and rosary beads mean. “To me, this video is very much about the wedding of the spiritual and the sexual, which, to be quite honest, has been a longstanding theme in popular music, whether it be someone like Madonna or, you know, Marvin Gaye,” Sorett told MTV News. “But there’s also a tradition of this — using the notions of love or loss to explain the relationship between humanity and divinity — in the Catholic church that goes back much further, obviously.” Sorett pointed to a key scene at the beginning of the “Alejandro” video, in which Gaga, holding a bejeweled heart on a pillow, leads a funeral procession, as an example of this, pointing out both the divine and the human symbolism of it all. “You have her holding the Sacred Heart, the bleeding heart of God for humanity, and at the same time, the funeral also reminds me of Eva Per