Now that Megan Fox has had her kid, I was hoping her first time back on the site would be a little more exciting than this, preferably involving some tasteful nudes and fireworks. Instead though, I’ve got these screencaps from her appearance on The Wedding Band , her douche husband’s new TV show. Because apparently it wasn’t enough that Brian Austin Green married and knocked up Megan Fox, now he’s forcing us to watch his dumb show in order to see her again. So what am I supposed to do with all these fireworks I bought? They’re non-refundable. Related Articles: Megan Fox’s Hotness Comes Out Of Hiding Megan Fox Bikini Pictures Megan Fox’s Cleavage Parade Continues Megan Fox Cleans Up Pretty Nicely
Some show I’ve never heard of called The Wedding Band…has just leaked a clip of Megan Fox’s bad acting in what is probably her first job in the last couple years…you know since David from 90210 brain washed her into having his baby and throwing her career away because he loved her and made her back when no one knew who she was and everyone else around wouldn’t be into her for her…but into her….for her hot famous body….in a strategy that worked for him….. But none of that explains TBS’ pathetic attempt to get some attention to this garbage by throwing this has been twat into the mix in an episode that Airs November 17….and that she’s wearing a crop top belly reveling shirt in…. But more importantly…none of that explains why I like watching her in low level acting in action….but her hot body does…
Glee ‘s Chris Colfer returns to high school in new feature, Struck By Lightning , but instead of singing and dancing, his character is a ruthless aspiring journalist extraordinaire and he needs help from his fellow students on a project. The problem is, he’s very unpopular, but their cooperation may mean the difference between getting into Northwestern University or not and his wider plans at literary world domination. The log line for Struck By Lightning : High school senior Carson Phillips (Chris Colfer) was destined for bigger things than his close-minded small town could ever offer. He was on a path to greatness, but destiny had a different plan when he was suddenly killed by a bolt of lightning in his school parking lot. Demonstrating that life is what happens while you’re busy planning your future, Carson recounts the last few weeks of his life via witty, insightful flashbacks, including a blackmail scheme targeting the popular kids in school that he concocts with his best friend (Rebel Wilson, Bridesmaids ), and a home life that includes a mother (Allison Janney, Juno ) who’s more interested in the bottle than her son’s future and an estranged father (Dermot Mulroney, My Best Friend’s Wedding ) who suddenly appears with a pregnant fiancée (Christina Hendricks, Mad Men ). The film also features Sarah Hyland ( Modern Family ), Angela Kinsey ( The Office ), Polly Bergen ( Desperate Housewives ), and Ashley Rickards ( American Horror Story ). Watch the video on YouTube
Levi Johnston and Sunny Oglesby tied the knot yesterday in Wasilla, Alaska. Their daughter, baby Breeze Beretta, was on hand … and in their hands: As for his other child, four-year-old son Tripp, the little man could not make it. Hilariously, Levi did not tell his ex, Bristol Palin , that he was tying the knot over the weekend, and instead simply asked for custody of his son Saturday and Sunday. Palin denied his request. It was up to Breeze Beretta, the one-month-old daughter of Levi, 22, and Sunny, 20, to take part in the ceremony, officiated by Johnston’s friend Crosby Marrow. The couple’s wedding – the first for both – took a lighthearted turn when the groom made a mess of his vows and elicited laughs from family and friends in attendance. “To have and to hold, whatever you say,” Inside Edition reports Johnston as saying. Classy.
In Julia Loktev ‘s The Loneliest Planet , Gael García Bernal and relative newcomer Hani Furstenberg ( Yossi & Jagger ) play a young engaged couple backpacking through the Caucasus Mountains in the former Soviet republic of Georgia the summer before their wedding. Their stunning journey is guided by a local villager, but the vast terrain crowds an emotional upheaval that threatens to tear down their promising life together. Loktev spoke with ML about her own visit to the country that inspired the film which has won praise at festivals this year and is headed into theatrical and VOD release this weekend. The making of The Loneliest Planet was a journey unto itself though everyone on board were determined to make it all happen. “The shoot was basically like an expedition,” Loktev told ML. “We were based in a village, but a lot of the time we camped. We’d have to get up in the darkness and carry everything on our backs so we could get to our location to get the early morning light. It was sometimes scary…” Loktev first conceived of what would become The Loneliest Planet while traveling in Georgia with a boyfriend. She was off to a film festival there and he planned to bike through the country as well as neighboring Armenia. After one week, their relationship was over and they went separate ways. While on a long bus ride to the capital, Tbilisi, she conceived the story that would eventually take the form of Alex (García Bernal) and Nica (Furstenberg). Travel binds the pair who willingly take on cultural disjointedness, mastering key phrases like “hello,” “thank you,” “please,” “how much?” “cheers” etc. They are comfortable with each other and their shared love of travel. But one fleeting moment could wreak havoc on their future. Their guide (played by local mountaineering hero Bidzina Gujabidze) is with them every step of the way. The couple are haunted with an unsaid tension, but cannot verbalize anything. “I tried to have a natural situation unfold,” said Loktev. “For me, this was a situation in which this couple couldn’t talk about this thing that existed between them. The things that could be said are almost too obvious to be said. So what was interesting to me was how this couple could communicate when they really can’t communicate… This couple is going through the biggest crisis in their relationship while they’re traveling with this guide who is now with them in this vastness. The parallel would be having a fight with your lover or friend and you now have to go out to dinner with someone together. You can’t really work things out in that moment.” An international actor who has worked with veteran filmmakers from North and South America and Europe, García Bernal took on the role of Alex early on. He told Loktev he had a fascination for the Caucasus region since grade school after reading Lermontov’s Hero of Our Time . “Gael has an easy masculinity. He has a playful quality and he’s able to bring all those qualities to his character,” said Loktev. “And I was interested in him doing something in which he couldn’t rely on words so much as doing something very interior and very subtle.” Financing dramas nearly pulled the production away from Georgia to an isolated region in China when a producer from the country offered to give resources after an initial investor pulled out. Loktev traveled to China, saying she was trying to “find Georgia in China,” but then sudden political strife in the area quickly closed down any chance of shooting there. “They had riots that were some of the biggest in years and then the Chinese government cut off internet and cell phone access,” recalled Loctev. “We couldn’t get in touch with people and from there it ended up screwing our production. The last thing they needed was an American crew making a film. That fell apart and I came back from China just devastated. I wasn’t sure if we were going to have to wait another year. But lucky both Gael and Hani stuck with it and the movie ended up where it’s supposed to be – in Georgia.” After finding more financing through Germany and America, Loktev headed to Georgia. The region had had its own conflict in recent years. The short but devastating war between Russia and Georgia came just as Loktev initially scouted the country for her shoot some years before actual production commenced. “Gael joked with me that if I went to scout a location in Switzerland, that they’d have a revolution there. [laughs] I just bring trouble [more laughs] But luckily, by the time we got there, things had stabilized,” said Loktev. “There was still an uneasy peace though. We were in this strange border town about 10 kilometers from Russia. And the border couldn’t be crossed.” [ Sundance Selects roles out The Loneliest Planet in limited theatrical release this weekend followed by other cities. It’s also available via On Demand]
Wedding bells will soon be ringing for Kim Kardashian and Kanye West . Such a proclamation is not coming this time from an unreliable supermarket tabloid, or from convoluted Kanye rap lyrics , but from someone supposedly very much in the know: Ryan Seacrest! Executive producer of Keeping Up With the Kardashians and Kourtney and Kim Take Miami , Seacrest said on his KIIS-FM radio show late last week that he thought West would propose during the couple’s trip to Italy over the weekend. “I think we could definitely see an update on this story on Monday,” he told co-host Ellen K. Granted, Monday came and went and there was no update. And, granted, Seacrest knows a thing or two about public relations and, yes, he makes more money the more Kim and her family are in the news. But still. It’s clear things are very serious between West and Kardashian. They are reportedly shopping for a home in Florida . What do you think? Should Kim and Kanye get married? Yes, they are totes meant to be! I will not dignify with a response Team Humphries! View Poll »
Wonder if BeyBey will be there singing “Until The End of Time”? It’s finally time for Justin Timberlake to throw away his player card! The actor/singer is set to wed his longtime boo Jessica Biel this week! Via USWeekly reports : Following a ten-month engagement — and nixed plans for a bash in Northern California — Justin Timberlake will wed girlfriend of five years Jessica Biel in southern Italy this week, multiple sources confirm in the new Us Weekly. “They are ready to get married,” an insider says of the intimate, rustic ceremony to be attended only by close friends and family. With the bride and groom’s team taking “extra precautions” to keep the location top-secret, celebrations kicked off on Tuesday, Oct. 16. As for what Biel, 30, will wear when she walks down the aisle? An eyewitness teases to Us that the Total Recall actress was spotted at a bridal boutique in Paris “in a really good mood” on Oct. 8. Following a brief March 2011 split, actor-singer Timberlake, 31, popped the question back in December of last year with a 6-carat bauble. Although the couple have been characteristically quiet on their wedding plans, Timberlake enjoyed a bachelor’s weekend in September — beginning the festivities in Las Vegas and winding up in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. “She’s a really, really, really special person,” Timberlake told reporters at a Trouble with the Curve press conference earlier this month. “Plus, she’s really, really, hot!” He added: “I think it’s important to remember that you go into something like marriage knowing that you don’t know very much about it at all. But I do look at the marriage of my mother and stepdad, and what makes it work for them is that it’s a team effort.” Congrats to the happy couple. We hope that JT keeps his junk in Jessica’s box… and stops spreading his love around. WENN
Sounds harsh, but don’t worry, she cleans it up. Halle Berry is stuntin’ on the cover of the November issue of InStyle Magazine and inside the bronze beauty chats about why she’s so pressed to move her precious Nahla to Paris and how she’s not really trippin’ about having a huge wedding with her French boo Olivier. Via People.com : Halle Berry is eager to marry Olivier Martinez, but for now, another matter is taking precedence – relocating the family, likely overseas, to shield her daughter from the spotlight. “I’m not sure where I am going to be living in the next few months, so I have to get that settled first,” the actress, 46, tells InStyle when asked by a reader about her wedding plans. The Oscar winner may well end up in France, where she and her French fiancé can give Berry’s 4-year-old daughter Nahla a quieter life, away from the pressures of Hollywood. “It’s the appeal of privacy and a greater sense of safety for Nahla,” the Oscar winner says. “I don’t want her to grow up around the tabloids. Because we are followed all the time, she is starting to feel like she is somehow special, and of course she is, but I want her to understand that she’s special because of who she is, not because she was born into this celebrity blender.” Berry has suffered through a tough custody battle with Nahla’s father, Gabriel Aubry. “There is turbulence, bit this too shall pass,” she tells InStyle. When the time is right to tie the knot again, Berry – twice divorced, from David Justice and Eric Benét – knows how she wants her wedding to be. “I do know it will be very small,” she says. “I haven’t been to many weddings, but I went to one this weekend with 250 guests. I thought, Wow – so this is a wedding, huh? I’ve never had that, nor have I wanted that. I wasn’t even trying to catch the bouquet!” Berry says Martinez is perfect for her. “He’s silly, a clown, and very much the life of the party, which is good for someone like me,” she says. “Danny Downer … been there, done that. Now I like Louie Lightfoot!” As for the whole idea of a third marriage, Berry admits: “It’s another one of those never-say-never things. I’m a hopeless romantic, and I won’t stop till I get it right.” We sure hope she gets it right this time! Do you think Halle is right to shield Nahla from growing up in the spotlight or do you think she makes it worse by overreacting? Madonna has raised her kids both in the U.S. and in London and people always say that they’re really well adjusted. How much is the media to blame for Nahla’s attitude and how much do you think Halle could be doing to keep things under control? Photo Credit: InStyle/Giampaolo Sgura
Since the news of Justin Bieber throwing up on stage this weekend, its been the talk of the station. So we decided to have intern Daniel follow suite, & throw up in the studio…..I told my listeners I wouldnt give a pair of tickets away until he threw up! http://www.youtube.com/v/i-PIHVOmm1s?version=3&f=videos&app=youtube_gdata Original post: WIN Justin Bieber Tickets!
