Hilarious Christmas Memes It’s that magical time of year where we blow money we don’t have in the spirit of giving, eat terribly with a smile and laugh at all the hilarious petty tweets/memes flooding the internet while ignoring our families. Ah yes, gotta love Christmas! Hit the flip for the funniest Christmas tweets and memes (so far).
Young Thug Taken From Mall In Handcuffs Did “12” get a hold of Young Thug right before the Holidays?? A video surfaced online earlier tonight of Young Thug being carted off by police through the busy hallways of Lenox Mall on Thursday night. No word on what the issue was or why he got carted off in cuffs… However, Young Thug posted (and quickly deleted) a video of himself having some fun at a local Waffle House just a few hours later — even saying “we made it back to the mall before they did.” Interesting. It’s not looking like police had much of a reason to hold him. We wonder what happened… Instagram
Fort Worth Officer Arrests Distraught Black Mother Who Called Him For Help A Fort Worth mother, disturbed by her neighbor’s actions toward her 7-year-old son, called an officer to help her properly confront the neighbor about his actions. Instead, she was spoken down to, antagonized, and ultimately arrested herself. The mother needed assistance as a white man allegedly choked her seven-year-old son after he supposedly littered. The man ordered him to pick up the paper he dropped, and assaulted the little boy when he wouldn’t comply. The child immediately told his mother what happened, at which point she called the police to confront the man. The cop’s response? “Well why didn’t you teach your son not to litter?” UNBELIEVABLE. The mother naturally got upset with the officer’s line of questioning and expressed as much, at which point the officer escalated the situation and ended up arresting the mother for getting too “Mouthy” with him. Meanwhile the grown man who chokes first-graders over trash hasn’t been asked a single thing. The Fort Worth Police Department addressed the issue , since it went viral on social media, and say that the clearly racist officer has been put on “restricted duty” while they continue the investigation into what happened. We guess the video clearly showing what happened isn’t quite clear enough… We doubt their “findings” will conclude much more than “officers get to do whatever they want.” SMH. At least no one was shot or killed this time… According to CBS , the executive director of the ACLU of Texas, Terri Burke released the following statement on the matter: “We regret that the FWPD is giving the officer 48 hours to prepare his report on the incident. That leaves us with only the video on which to rely for information. When the mother of a seven-year-old boy calls the police to report an assault on her son, the responding officer should expect to find her distraught. In this instance, the officer ignored basic community policing standards and his own responsibility to de-escalate the confrontation. This incident and countless others like them demonstrate that for people of color, showing anything less than absolute deference to police officers —regardless of the circumstances — can have unjust and often tragic consequences. This fundamental injustice is also a threat to public safety. If a Black woman in Fort Worth can’t call the cops after her son is allegedly choked by a neighbor without getting arrested, why would she ever call the cops again?” Ridiculous. SMH. Facebook
Man Steps Forward Claiming Relationship With Kordell Stewart Kordell Stewart may need to head back to the courthouse sooner rather than later. Just a month after a Georgia judge granted Kordell a victory in his case against “delivert” viral star Andrew Caldwell for claiming they had a homosexual love affair during the time he was with Porsha Williams…yet ANOTHER man has stepped forward to make a similar claim. In an e-mail making the rounds, an anonymous mystery man claims that he has been in an ongoing down-low romantic and sexual relationship with Kordell: “I’ve been dating Kordell for the last two years and yes I’m a guy. I love Kordell and his son Syre but I can only be manipulated so much. When we met he was my “bro”. We played golf, went on trips, he supported me when I was finishing my Masters (yes he paid) and I supported him when he was finishing up his degree earlier this year. But I feel like just because he has more money over me he can control me. I have to give it to him, he started this well. We became friends, then close friends, slept in the bed together on trips without doing anything. Then one day… I woke up and while laying in bed he brought up last sexual encounters. He told me about how he let two girls suck his dick and one started licking his ass. He asked had I ever done or would I… I said maybe. He jokingly said “with me”? I said maybe… nothing happened for months until we got drunk and he aggressively said he wanted. Needless to say that began our relationship. It was good for a while until his ex wife came back around. I didn’t really care because he always talked about Porsha. Once he started knocking her off he never brought her up. He was giving her money every week, and would get mad when i said she’s using you.” And just to make sure there was no doubting his claims, the man included a pretty graphic video of a man who looks a whole lot like Kordell showing off his man-meat in a private video. We DEFINITELY can’t show you that here, but if you must see, you can check it out HERE . We’re waiting to hear how Kordell claps back against this one… FunkyDineva/Instagram
Matt Barnes And Gloria Govan Divorce Finalized Derek Fisher can keep Gloria Govan all to himself now…because her divorce from Matt Barnes is officially final. Matt and Gloria broke up in 2014, just shy of 2 years of matrimony-dom. As you likely already know, things were generally cool between the two — until Matt’s ex-teammate Derek Fisher swooped in and the two caught fade and it was a whole big mess. Either way, TMZ was able to get their hands on Gloria and Matt’s divorce docs, and the monetary agreement they reached regarding child and spousal support. Matt previously paid $5,000 per twin son per month in child support all 2016, however, that number jumps up to $10k per child per month until the boys are 18. As for Gloria, Matt paid out $20k per month in spousal support from January to December 2016, bringing her total to $240,000. But that’s all she gets. Once the NYE Ball drops, she doesn’t get another cent. We’re sure that she’ll be fine though… Derek Fisher doesn’t seem to have any issues tossing dollars her way.
In LHHNY news… Samantha And Erika Respond To Mendeecees’ Defense Of Yandy Mendeecees’ baby mamas are clapping back at him after he spoke out from behind bars in defense of his wife. As previously reported the Love & Hip Hop star who’s serving an 8-year drug trafficking sentence, snapped at his baby mamas Erika and Samantha for their “disgusting behavior” towards Yandy, and was heard on secret recordings denying EVER being in a relationship with Erika. Now Samantha, the mother of little Mendeecees, is clapping back. According to Sam, she’s disappointed… “What kind of man talks down about his child mother, who is only defending herself,” wrote Sam. “Go play with TrashCanYan.” and she’s threatening to release some real emails. Rut roh Sam, what’s in those emails??? Erika is also clapping back… Hit the flip.
Canadian Grandmother Sentenced To 6.5 Years For Conspiracy To Sell Ecstasy 58-Year-Old Vancouver grandmother, Tina Howe, was sentenced to six and a half years in prison for conspiracy to sell 155,168 ecstasy pills in Washington State according to VancouverSun . Howe and her co-accused, Maria Cooke, drove a blue Dodge minivan through the Sumas border crossing on June 23, 2007 with a hidden roof compartment containing 155,168 ecstasy pills. On the I-5 near Blaine, the compartment split open and the pills scattered across the highway. They threw more pills in a ditch before abandoning the vehicle. When state troopers arrived, they saw a pink and blue haze of dust from traffic smashing the pills. The pair were arrested. Howe confessed to U.S. law enforcement agents that she had also made two earlier smuggling trips on behalf of an unnamed drug trafficking organization. Granny thought she was George Jung outchea. Image via Shutterstock
“Healthy Living” Bloggers Arrested For Child Neglect A couple that runs a healthy, holistic living blog has been arrested after the five children in their care were found malnourished and dirty , living inside a parked Toyota. Donell Barron, 34, and Rikki Hart, 34, the operators of Holistically Beautiful , are each being held in a Palm Beach County jail while investigators get to the bottom of the situation. Hart describes herself as a “mother of five,” however the formal relationship between Barron, Hart and the children — ages 14, 8, 6, 5 and 4 — is blacked out in the official police report. According to the Palm Beach Post , an officer reportedly found Barron, Hart and the five children inside a Toyota parked outside a local Walmart — an area known for high crime and drug activity. The cop in question noted that as he approached the vehicle, he detected a strong odor “similar to that of homeless camps.” Each of the five children was deemed underweight, but the 14-year-old was so “severely underweight to the point that his bones were clearly visible.” The boy weighed only 5 pounds more than his 8-year-old sibling and had unusually high blood pressure. Deputies discovered that the children ate about once a day and only salad and bread. Barron told deputies that the children bathed irregularly at a local park and had never been enrolled in school. Instead, the children were “home-schooled” inside the Toyota. Meanwhile, as the children reeked like a homeless camp and were visibly malnourished, Barron and Hart appeared to be clean and healthy. SMH! Well, CLEARLY no one needs tips from this blog…
Tom Arnold Has Footage Of Trump Using Racist Language If you think you’ve seen Trump’s p*ssy-grabbing worst , think again. Tom Arnold says he’s got his hands on some footage of y’all’s president dropping n-bombs, calling his own son “retarded,” and using generally derogatory language. According to LoveBScott , in an interview with KIRO Radio’s Dori Monson on Friday, Tom Revealed that “I have the outtakes to ‘The Apprentice’ where he says every bad thing ever, every offensive, racist thing ever.” Soooo, why is he being so selfish with that beautiful bean footage? He says because Trump wasn’t on a presidential path at the time… “Because when the people sent it to me, it was funny. Hundreds of people have seen these. It was sort of a Christmas video they put together. He wasn’t going to be President of the United States. It was him sitting in that chair saying the N-word, saying the C-word, calling his son a retard, just being so mean to his own children. Oh, this is so funny, this is this guy.” Tom also says that he received a call the Sunday before the presidential election from new “Celebrity Apprentice” host, Arnold Schwarzenegger’s agent, pleading with him to let the tapes fly. Clearly that didn’t happen. He claims that “Apprentice” producers are “scared to death. They’re scared of his people, they’re scared of they’ll never work again, there’s a $5 million confidentiality agreement.” Well, that agreement sounds like reason enough to keep things under wraps. But seeing as how he says “hundreds” of people have seen it, we bet it’s only a matter of time before someone leaks the stuff.
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