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Ya Big Dummy: Kris Humphries Might Have To Live Off Of Kimmy Cakes After This Steals His Stacks

If it ain’t one thing it’s a muhfuggin’ other with these two…SMH According to TMZ reports : Kim Kardashian’s husband claims he was bilked out of hundreds of thousands of dollars by a guy he invited to his wedding … a guy who’s been arrested for allegedly running a $1.7 million investment scam. Andrey C. Hicks was a guest at Kim and Kris Humphries televised wedding bonanza in August … and sat right behind the happy couple during the rehearsal dinner. But TMZ has learned … after the wedding, Kris learned Andrey was a target in a federal investigation in which he’s suspected of raising money for a purported billion dollar hedge fund … that didn’t really exist. Officials believe Andrey lied to several investors — including Kris — telling them, among other things, that he was a Harvard graduate … when in fact, he was kicked out of the University after 3 semesters for crappy grades. Officials say Andrey only took 1 math class at Harvard … and got a D-. Officials claim 27-year-old Hicks stole $1.7 million from various investors … and sources close to Kris tell us the NBA star accounted for hundreds of thousands of dollars himself. Hicks was arrested in Canada on Friday and charged with wire fraud. Officials believe he was trying to flee to Switzerland. If convicted, Hicks could face up to 20 years in prison and a $250,000 fine. We don’t know how well Kris knows this guy, but considering he wasn’t making big superstar NBA money, why would he invest “hundreds of thousands” in anything? According to reports, Humphries has only made about 16 million in his 7 year tenure in the league.

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What Were You Thinking: One Time Called To Nicki Minaj’s Crib After Her Weave Carrier Puts Hands On The Maid

You can take n-words out of Queens, but you can’t take the hood out of n-words. According to TMZ , Nicki Minaj got into some kind of confrontation with “the help” yesterday… and Safaree made the situation worse by getting one-time involved. Here’s the backstory. Law enforcement tells us, a couple of weeks ago, Nicki’s maid took a photo of the singer out of the trash and then asked Nicki to sign it. Nicki got pissed and fired her. Cops tell us, the maid did come back today, and Nicki became enraged and ordered her to leave. A source privy to the fight tells TMZ, the maid stood her ground, demanding not to be “treated like an animal” — at which point, Nicki allegedly said, “I’ll show you how to treat someone like an animal … get the f**k out of my house!” Now here’s where the stories are a bit conflicting. One source says — contrary to what the cops say — Nicki actually made a mistake, saw another maid and assumed she was the one Nicki had fired. We have had multiple people involved in the incident tell us … the maid Nicki confronted was NOT the same maid she fired a few weeks ago. It was a case of mistaken identity. Either way, Nicki’s boyfriend got in the act and began pushing the maid with his body. The maid’s boss called the cops and filed a battery report. The cops came and the maid asked to make a citizen’s arrest, but eventually decided against it so no one was taken into custody. Somebody cancel this Scaf Beezy character. That’s the second close calls on an assault charge: he’s starting to become a liability.

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Where Are My Parents: 17-Year-Old Brit Girl Popped In Miami Trying To Smuggle 30lbs That Soft White From Miami As Cake Mix

This is Ayesha Niles. She spent her eighteenth birthday in a Miami-Dade County jail on Monday after trying to live out rap lyrics in real life. Via CNN.com An 18-year-old woman who was arrested after nearly 30 pounds of cocaine was found hidden in cake mix boxes in her suitcase will be charged as an adult, according to a Florida state attorney’s office. Ayesha Niles, who lives in London, was traveling from Jamaica to London with a stopover at Miami International Airport on Friday when she went through a routine luggage check. “Twenty-four boxes of cake mix in your luggage,” Ed Griffith, spokesperson Miami-Dade State Attorney’s Office, told CNN. “It just seemed extremely unusual.” It was unusual enough that the U.S. Customs and Border Protection Agent sent Niles to the inspection area for a second screening. According to the arrest affidavit the boxes of cake mix contained a total of “+/- 29.30 pounds of powder cocaine.” According to the state attorney’s office the estimated street value of the cocaine in London is $650,000.00. The affidavit says Niles told law enforcement that the boxes were placed in her luggage in Jamaica but she was not aware of what the boxes contained. Niles was arrested on charges of trafficking of cocaine and transporting of a control substance. Niles turned 18-years-old this week and because of her age of majority and the seriousness of the crime the state attorney’s office has filed notice that she will be charged as an adult. Niles, who is still in the juvenile system currently, could not be reached for comment. “This is an extremely serious charge,” Griffith said. “She is looking at minimum mandatory prison time upon a conviction.” If convicted Niles could be sentences up to 15 years in prison for each count. In cake mix boxes though? Pray for these babies, y’all.

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Where Are My Parents: 17-Year-Old Brit Girl Popped In Miami Trying To Smuggle 30lbs That Soft White From Miami As Cake Mix

Another Bad Girls Club New Orleans Sneak Peek Into Brawl With Nastasia Finding Out Shelly Bleached Contacts [Video]

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Another Bad Girls Club New Orleans Sneak Peek Into Brawl With Nastasia Finding Out Shelly Bleached Contacts [Video]

Hungry Much!: English Woman Possibly Facing Jail Time For Biting Off Boyfriend’s Testicles

Maria Topp and her partner of five years, Martin Douglass, got into a physical altercation back in February 2011. Douglass put Topp on her back and straddle her, in attempts to break free, Topp bit Douglass’s testicles off! The mother-of-four bit Martin Douglas, her partner of five years, during a drunken brawl at his flat in February. Mr Douglas, 45, needed emergency surgery to reattach his genitals after Topp bit them off in the early-morning attack. Mr Douglas, whose arm was also injured, spent several days in Newcastle’s Freeman Hospital, where he received treatment. Topp cannot remember biting her partner, but can recall their fight, and the court accepted that violence had been used by both sides. Caroline Goodwin, defending, told a previous hearing: “The defendant was on her back with the victim straddling her.” Mr Douglas was so traumatised by his injuries that emergency services staff struggled to understand him when he dialled 999. He later required 19 stitches to his wound. Even though she didn’t top Lorena Bobbit, that sounds extremely painful. It does sound like Topp was using some self defense tactics… Do you think she should go to jail for this? Source

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Jay-Z Guest Stars On Cartoon “Secret Millionaires Club” [Video]

Yup, your boy Hova is lending his voice for this new show called “Secret Millionaires Club.” No, we don’t understand the significance of someone flaunting and talking about how rich they are in this day and age… but we do report this stuff. Click Here TO Get A Gander Of Jay-Z In His Guest Starring Animated Role For “Secret Millionaires Club”

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The Hood Life: Soulja Boy Locked Up In Georgia After Committing Traffic Violation With Weed, Guns And Cash In The Car

Another day, another rapper popped over some dumb isht… According to TMZ reports : Soulja Boy was arrested early this morning for weed possession … and law enforcement sources tell TMZ cops allegedly found a TON of weed and cash during the arrest. The 21-year-old rapper — real name DeAndre Cortez Way — was popped early this morning by Temple Police Department officers in Temple, GA at 3:15 AM. Law enforcement sources tell TMZ … Soulja was in a car with 4 other men, which was originally pulled over for a traffic violation. We’re told … during the stop, cops found a “substantial amount” of marijuana and cash inside the vehicle.” Soulja and the 4 other men were all arrested. Soulja is still being held in Carrol County Jail. Law enforcement sources tell us officers also found guns inside the car — though it’s unclear if any of the men had the proper licenses to be in possession of the firearms. We’re told an investigation is underway. One source with knowledge of the situation tells us there was roughly $70,000 in cash and drugs in the car. Okay: a) why commit a traffic violation when you know you’re riding THIS dirty? And b) who the hell rides around with that much isht on them? Soulja Boy couldn’t afford to have the weed carriers in a separate car??? SMDH

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To Whom To These Hooves And Calves In Bondage Belong?

One of your favorite Bravo Housewives hit the red carpet on that “Real Housewives Live Tour” we’re sure no one is paying to see last night wearing these snazzy boot-like things here. Can you guess who it was? NeNe Leakes probably wasn’t your first thought. But this is the shoes NeNe felt added the most to her plain-jane outfit and platinum blond hair. You likey?

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To Whom To These Hooves And Calves In Bondage Belong?

In White Folks News: Jessica Simpson Is Knocked Up And Preparing To Tell The World!

Uhhhh, since everyone and their great-grandma is toting a gut full these days, not sure how bid this announcement is going to be for Jessica: Jessica Simpson is preparing to announce to the world that she is pregnant , RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned. After weeks of is-she-or-isn’t-she speculation, a source close to Jessica’s 32-year-old and fiancé Eric Johnson revealed: “It’s still early in the pregnancy, and Jessica has decided to wait before sharing her happiness with her fans. “But she has begun telling family and friends the exciting news.” Johnson’s father, Stephen, was coy when contacted about the pregnancy. “I haven’t heard anything,” Stephen said. “Is she pregnant? How many of you wanna bet she’s going announce the news via Twitter if this is true??? SMH. Read more at Radaronline

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This Is The Face Of A Woman Who Marries Two Men,Then Tries To Steal A $50,000 Car

Wait a minute…is that stubble on her chin?!?!?!?! A Cobb County woman is accused of marrying her second husband before she divorced her first. But it wasn’t until she allegedly tried to steal a $49,000 truck that she was caught. Diane Tucker, 48, married Edwin Windelberg in Gwinnett County Jan. 16, 2004, according to an arrest warrant obtained by the AJC. Then on April 19, 2007, Tucker married Cesar Alexandro Saldivar in Cobb County. But Tucker didn’t divorce Windelberg until April 7th, 2008, nearly a year after becoming another man’s bride, according to the Cobb County Sheriff’s Office. When Tucker completed an application for a marriage license in Cobb County probate court, she allegedly stated she had been married one time and that she had divorced in 2001, the arrest warrant states. Saldivar realized in 2009 that Tucker was allegedly married to two men at the same time. Authorities discovered the crime Oct. 6, the day after Tucker was arrested for allegedly trying to steal a pickup truck. In a separate arrest warrant, Tucker is accused of writing a $49,484 check to Hardy Chevrolet in Paulding County for a 2011 Chevrolet Silverado K150. Then, she allegedly stopped payment on the check and claimed she never received the title, the warrant states. Tucker allegedly received the title and pawned it for $5,000 in Cobb County. Tucker, of Powder Springs, faces charges of bigamy, making false statements and theft by deception, according to Cobb County jail records. She remained in jail Monday afternoon. Wow and this lady had two dudes wifing her up!! Source

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