Tag Archives: White Bikini

Jessica Biel in White Bikini Bottoms of the Day

I fucking love white bikini bottoms. I have been at the local pool at least once and was lucky enough to see some twat, literally…I’m talking get this shit wet and you get to see an entire vagina that doesn’t know it’s being stared at by perverts like me cuz bitches assume they are fully clothed and covered up as they wear their bikini and aren’t that likely to check their cunts out in their bathing suit to see if its see through while swimming and tanning…..unless they are doin’ it on purpose to tease me… Despite calling Jessica Biel a man on a regular basis cuz she works out and is muscular, she’s got a great fucking ass. I approve even if I know her sex life with Timberlake involves strap-ons…. These pics are amazing.

Read the original:
Jessica Biel in White Bikini Bottoms of the Day

Anna Kournikova Sucks and Seduction of the Day

Anna Kournikova is a lot of hype. She was actually the only reason this site ever got traffic cuz I posted some pics of her in a white bikini pulling sand out of the shit and boom instant success I’ve been riding the last 6 years. If it wasn’t for her, I wouldn’t be living this life of luxury filled with cans of beans and electric bills I don’t have to pay for, cuz I am broke and my wife covers it…actually, I probably would be, I just wouldn’t be wasting my days writing about how a bitch I’ve never met or cared about is lookin’ real boring, so boring I feel compelled to post the pictures and discuss…what it comes down to is that whether this bitch is half naked or doing this sloppy period shit, I still suck at life…

Original post:
Anna Kournikova Sucks and Seduction of the Day

Some More Kelly Bensimon in a Bikini of the Day

You know my life is pretty fucking shitty when I do two posts on Kelly Bensimon in one day…She’s a ripped mom in a bikini who I really don’t know much about, or really care to know anything about, because she seems like a rich bitch trying to get attention cuz she’s bitter her ex husband left her fat ass, so she hit the gym and spends all his money with a fucking smile. The kind of girl who makes her relationships as public as she can so that it gets back to him as a “fuck you, I don’t need you, I just need your money”… I just can’t help but post pictures of anyone getting her titties sorted out by a helper, no matter how old, or how much she likes her ripped body to get fucked by young cock…and this post confirms yet again, that I suck at life… Pics via Bauer

Read more here:
Some More Kelly Bensimon in a Bikini of the Day

Shauna Sand and Her New Purse Carrier of the Day

I don’t know if you’ve seen the Shauna Sand Sex Tape but she’s got a pretty scary pussy, one you probably wouldn’t put in a white bikini, unless you had some duct tape, or really any moisture barrier, but Shauna Sand , doesn’t really give a fuck what people think, proven by her bottom feeding sex tape making, and well pretty much everything else about her that makes me think she was abused as a kid. From fake tits, to fake hair and fake lips in stripper shoes all for male attention to fill some void….and the real sad thing in all this is that she replaced her last homosexual boy toy with some new homosexual boy toy, who I guess has more skills at carrying her purse… Either way, this should be illegal. Pics via Bauer

Here is the original post:
Shauna Sand and Her New Purse Carrier of the Day

Kim Kardashian’s Fat Ass Dykes Out with Pussycat Antin of the Day

Kim Kardashian brought her fat ass to get her nails done because she’s got nothing better to do with her fat self, it’s not like she’s gotta be at the gym working out, and she can’t eat 24/7 and the downtime between snacks and meals sometimes gets pretty fucking lonely, and lucky for her Robyn Antin, someone as equally useless and equally as scary looking as her was there to touch, cuz donuts don’t have the same affect on our emotions as actual human touch and here are the pics. Pics via Fame

Read more:
Kim Kardashian’s Fat Ass Dykes Out with Pussycat Antin of the Day

DeAnna Pappas in Some Staged Bullshit of the Day

Looks like this former Bachelorette’s televised love didn’t stick much longer than the length of the contract cuz here she is on the beach with her new “boyfriend” hoping the paparazzi remind the world she’s still around. I guess this teaches us that if love can’t be found on a staged show where you make millions if you find “love”, seduced by legal contracts, cameras and storylines while fighting with 50 other contestents for it, love can’t be found at all…so we should just stick to whores… I guess it also teaches us that reality shows give insignificant people a sense of puroose and a taste of celebrity cuz here she is in some staged bullshit on the beach. I guess she paid off the paparazzi to take bullshit pics of her and her new boyfriend

Read this article:
DeAnna Pappas in Some Staged Bullshit of the Day

Erin McNaught is Miss Australia 2006 in a Bikini of the Day

I don’t know who this McNaught bitch is but her name reminds me of a group of frat guys hitting on a girl.

Visit link:
Erin McNaught is Miss Australia 2006 in a Bikini of the Day

Courtney Cox is Almost Too Old for a White Bikini of the Day

I was having a debate with myself last night, because no one else was around to talk to , and even the people who were around like the bartender were more interested in tryin to get me to leave their bar, than talking to me about whether a bitch is ever too old to wear a bikini, especially a white one that when wet turns see thru…. The rational side of me that knows older women aren’t hot to look at naked and would rather not see an older chick naked, but the man in me, who makes an appearance sometimes, can’t help but think no matter what age a girl is, whether 16 or 90, she should be out there half naked every chance she gets. Not only does it make for more interesting scenery, but it also makes for easier public masturbation, because when there’s no hot young pussy on the beach because they are all in school or some shit, you’d rather have decent older pussy, or even disgusting older pussy in a bikini, than nothing

The rest is here:
Courtney Cox is Almost Too Old for a White Bikini of the Day

Jon Gosselin’s Game Has Legs

Filed under: Hot Vegas , Jon & Kate Jon Gosselin can spot a lady with class from a mile away — just check out the demure chick in something resembling a skirt he was hitting on at JET nightclub in Las Vegas last night.Let’s see Kate pull that ensemble off. See Also Jon Gosselin — … Permalink

Excerpt from:
Jon Gosselin’s Game Has Legs

Lindsay’s Bikini Meltdown

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo , Beauty , Lindsay Lohan , Hot Bodies While wildfires burn parts of L.A. to the ground, Lindsay Lohan kept her freckled bones cool in a white bikini at the Sunset Marquis pool a few days ago. Check out all the five alarm hotness.

Read the original:
Lindsay’s Bikini Meltdown