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David Hasselhoff Promotes Ice Cream with Bitches of the Day

It’s not officially a New Year without checking in with David Hasselhoff to see what kind of smut he’s peddling now that he’s irrelevant. At least, that’s what I’ve decided today after seeing pictures of him promoting some free sample ice cream on Bondi Beach in Australia, with a bunch of girls dressed like they are on Baywatch, like he was the ex-convict at Costco, or the retired grandma at WalMart, trying to get you to try free samples of the latest processed meat product they are hustling. This is some desperation that either comes from needing money in a seriously major way, you know to buy his booze and pay for his fat kids to eat, or maybe he just likes the attention he’s getting from a handful of young promo bitches in their one pieces, like he is some college star who never made it visiting his college town telling stories of his glory days…you know what I am getting at…. Whatever the movtivation is, I’m down with this lack of shame hustle, it’s inspiring. Dude’s loving every seconf of it, despite how bottome feeding it seems to be. We all need to be a little more like David Hasselhoff this 2011, sucking his popsicle with pride….

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More Chloe Sevigny Bikini Pictures of the Day

I don’t write movies. Sure, it was my childhood dream as an immigrant who was amazed by the concept. But dreams are for faggots and unrealistic idiots who don’t like to settle for the hell they are living in the now. While, I’m okay with settling, it’s boring, depressing and conveniently gives me reason to drink….and I don’t know how to write….coupled with laziness, leaves me here with no readers, no fame, no fortune, no glitz glam or model pussy sucking my dick for her big break, unless you consider my wife a model, since she is the poster girl for what overreating can do to you in some infomercial years ago, but that doesn’t count… What counts is that I always hated movie sex scenes, but I always loved sex and figured if these actors were really serious about their craft, they wouldn’t play make-belief fucking, like some shitty highschool play, and expect us to believe they were “Really In Character”, they need to delve into the depths of their genitals and actually fuck. But America likes gore better than sex, and movies like to blow people up and show the power of war, and not what really matters in life, like interpersonal relationships that get my dick wet…. So as a pervert who had dreams of Film School, I’d keep track of every mainstream movie with actual fucking, most out of Europe, all pretty erotic and amazing knowing these are just actors and not actual pornstars, and that kid from 6 feet under fucked on Camera, and all these Larry Clark movies that got banned had people fuck on camera, and some Parisian movie called Baise Moi about rape had fucking on Camera, and then Brown Bunny hit, some bullshit Vincent Gallo garbage that I couldn’t watch, featured Chloe Sevigny using her hipster throat by sucking dick for her acting career, for people to take her more seriously, to show us how much of an artist she is while making me never want to get my dick sucked by her… All this to say I that I hoped that was a sign of progress of what was to come, but for some reason everything got more conservative. Even old TV shows have better sex jokes than the what’s on TV today. We live in some corporate run hell, and thanks to posting nipple on my site, I can’t get a fucking advertiser. I’m broke, miserable, while all the other people doing what I do make millions a year….and it is all Chloe Sevigny’s fault. If she fucked properly on Camera and people noticed, maybe there’d be real sex in every movie…. We need to start a petition or something. America needs more sex or at least accept it enough to display it everywhere. That said, here is Chloe Sevigny’s “hipster artist” bullshit ass trying to make a comeback and get on the map in a bikini….I can smell her hipster bush from here and despite hating her, I kinda love it.

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Pete Postlethwaite Dead At 64

Oscar-nominated performer appeared in ‘Inception,’ ‘The Usual Suspects,’ ‘In the Name of the Father.’ By Gil Kaufman Pete Postlethwaite Photo: Pascal Le Segretain/ Getty Images British actor Pete Postlethwaite, best known to American audiences for his Oscar-nominated role in 1993’s biographical film about Irish Republican Army bombers “In the Name of the Father,” died on Sunday at the age of 64. BBC News reports that Postlethwaite, who also appeared in the 2010 box-office smash “Inception,” passed away peacefully in a hospital in Shropshire, England, after a long battle with cancer. Postlethwaite’s 40-year career encompassed both stage and screen, including a stint in the 1980s with the Royal Shakespeare Company after years of working in regional English theater. With the kind of instantly recognizable face crucial for a character actor — sunken, bony cheeks, broad forehead and a bulbous nose — Postlethwaite made his way to the screen in 1988 in the British drama “Distant Voices, Still Lives,” one of many rough-edged, working-class roles he would take on over the years. He was born in Warrington, England, on February 7, 1946, and initially trained to be a teacher, serving as a drama instructor at Loreto College in Manchester before taking a detour into acting. His breakthrough came playing Daniel Day-Lewis’ father in the political drama “In the Name of the Father,” which earned him a best-supporting-actor Oscar nomination. He followed that part with other memorable roles in films such as “The Usual Suspects,” “Brassed Off” and “Amistad.” Postlethwaite also made forays into big-budget Hollywood fare, including “Alien 3,” Baz Luhrmann’s “Romeo + Juliet,” “Inception,” “Clash of the Titans” and “The Lost World: Jurassic Park.” It was his work in that dinosaur sequel that led director Steven Spielberg to dub the veteran performer the “best actor in the world.” Postlethwaite returned to the stage in 2008 to star in Shakespeare’s “King Lear” at the Everyman Theater in Liverpool, where he had gotten his start nearly 40 years earlier. He is survived by his wife and two children. Related Photos Remembering Pete Postlethwaite

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Katy Perry With No Makeup: Revealed on Twitter!

Katy Perry’s a cute girl any way you look at it, but she apparently wasn’t a huge fan of this Twitter photo posted by husband Russell Brand. An image of Mrs. Brand that’s not altogether flattering appeared online (and appears below) this weekend. It has since been taken down. Not a bad way to get on your wife’s bad side, fellas … The greatness that is Twitter personified in one photo . He may be in the doghouse, but props to Russell Brand. Like an album announcement courtesy of Lady Gaga with no pants , this was quite entertaining and gave us genuine insight into their lives, not just what some publicist tells us. That said, we hope the couch is comfortable tonight.

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Maria Bierk and Sebastian Bach Divorce

Sebastian Bach, 42, tells TMZ that the couple – who married in 1992 – have been separated since April. Sebastian Bach is ringing in the New Year without a ring on his finger: The ex-Skid Row frontman and his wife of 18 years have decided to divorce. “We have tried to work things out for the sake of our family, but it has become apparent that our differences at this point are irreconcilable,” the heavy metal rocker says. “In 2011, we go our separate ways.” The couple has three children togethe

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LeAnn Rimes Looks Like a Crackwhore in her Bikini of the Day

I don’t know why LeAnn Rimes looks like some low level porn pussy on a beach vacation with her first pay check from a gangbang scene. She’s got the body and the face of a bitch seriously down on her luck, raped by her dad, high on pills and street drugs. She’s even got the fake tits and the above pussy tattoo. Shit is almost textbook. What the fuck would Jesus, her lord and Savior, at least that’s what I thought in all the marketing that was put behind her whole country image, before she cheated on her first husband for her soon to be second husband, wrecking homes with her pussy, like the time I fucked a hooker with syphilis and my wife caught the shit… She’s a lowgrade whore and she doesn’t even try to hide it, and despite how ugly she is, there’s gotta be some merit in that. Here she is in a bikini….Good Jesus loving country girl gone bad….cuz bad is a hell of a lot more fun….Happy New Year.

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I don’t know why LeAnn Rimes looks like some low level porn pussy on a beach vacation with her first pay check from a gangbang scene. She’s got the body and the face of a bitch seriously down on her luck, raped by her dad, high on pills and street drugs. She’s even got the fake tits and the above pussy tattoo. Shit is almost textbook. What the fuck would Jesus, her lord and Savior, at least that’s what I thought in all the marketing that was put behind her whole country image, before she cheated on her first husband for her soon to be second husband, wrecking homes with her pussy, like the time I fucked a hooker with syphilis and my wife caught the shit… She’s a lowgrade whore and she doesn’t even try to hide it, and despite how ugly she is, there’s gotta be some merit in that. Here she is in a bikini….Good Jesus loving country girl gone bad….cuz bad is a hell of a lot more fun….Happy New Year.

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LeAnn Rimes Looks Like a Crackwhore in her Bikini of the Day

LeAnn Rimes Looks Like a Crackwhore in her Bikini of the Day

I don’t know why LeAnn Rimes looks like some low level porn pussy on a beach vacation with her first pay check from a gangbang scene. She’s got the body and the face of a bitch seriously down on her luck, raped by her dad, high on pills and street drugs. She’s even got the fake tits and the above pussy tattoo. Shit is almost textbook. What the fuck would Jesus, her lord and Savior, at least that’s what I thought in all the marketing that was put behind her whole country image, before she cheated on her first husband for her soon to be second husband, wrecking homes with her pussy, like the time I fucked a hooker with syphilis and my wife caught the shit… She’s a lowgrade whore and she doesn’t even try to hide it, and despite how ugly she is, there’s gotta be some merit in that. Here she is in a bikini….Good Jesus loving country girl gone bad….cuz bad is a hell of a lot more fun….Happy New Year.

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THG Week in Review: December 25-31, 2010

Welcome to another edition of THG’s Week in Review, where we look back at the stars, stories and scandals that made headlines in the final week of 2010. Follow THG on Twitter and Facebook for 24/7/365 news! One could say Chris Brown has a short fuse. Chris Brown and Raz B exchanged words on Twitter. Amber Portwood was charged with three felonies. Tucker Carlson called for Michael Vick’s execution . Another week, yet another Miley Cyrus scandal . Brett Favre was fined for sexting Jenn Sterger . We know how Breaking Dawn ends! Well, possibly. Did we just fund out the mother of all Breaking Dawn spoilers ? Dr. Conrad Murray argues that Michael Jackson killed himself . Brittanya O’Campo landed in jail after a pimp cup attack . Lisa Vanderpump was the target of a restaurant attack . 16 and Pregnant is under fire after its abortion episode . Camille Grammer has $50 million, but no respect . Is the world ready for a Khlomar reality show ? Rupert Everett hates Jennifer Aniston movies . Bristol Palin may be off to college in Arizona . Lindsay Lohan is off the hook . Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris are getting married! Hugh Hefner, 84, just got engaged to Crystal Harris ! She’s … 24! Natalie Portman is pregnant and engaged to Benjamin Millipied ! Eddie Cibrian and LeAnn Rimes are engaged as well. For real! Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt … not so much. Sorry, In Touch . Elton John and David Furnish just welcomed a baby boy! So did Alanis Morissette and her hubby Mario Treadway! Rihanna and Matt Kemp called it quits after a year. John Mellencamp is divorcing his wife of 18 years. Joe Francis opted to end his fake marriage as well. Gilbert Arenas left Laura Govan and the Wizards.

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Talib Kweli Denies That His Wife Is Ike And He’s Tina… “Eat The Cake Anna-Mae”: Although We Argued…

A few days ago, it was reported that Talib Kweli and his wife Ike Turner DJ Eque got into a verbal and physical altercation at his listening party in NYC. Talib took to his Twitter account claiming that the allegations made in regards to his wife beating his azz, like he stole some money, were not true… Check Out His Twitter PR Statement: “Although we argued none of the rest of it is true. I definitely did not did not say I would not have gotten married if it wasn’t for Hennessy. I wasn’t kicked out, the party had been over and the footage of what I actually said is on youtube…” His wife, DJ Eque, decided to share her side of the story of what didn’t happen… Click Here for the Response

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