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Lookin’ Down Jessica Alba’s Shirt in the Park of the Day

I spend a lot of time in parks because parks are free, people leave you alone and there’s a whole variety of bullshit going on in them, whether drunks getting more drunk, crackheads doing more weird shit to trees, moms and their kids hanging out and playing, bending over and breast feeding or young couples fooling around and cuddling, thinking that perverts like me aren’t watching….There are girls suntanning, people exercising and even bitches doing Yoga…I’ve had sex in parks, seen people have sex in parks, jerked off to people having sex in parks, it’s better than watching a movie, and it is the ultimate escape from my shitbox I call home… So when I saw these pictures of ex-actor who once had a ton of sex appeal before she let her insanity get herself knocked-up prematurely to trap her boyfriend who was leaving her, I was reminded all the good times I am going to have in the park, you know when lookin’ down a shirt is actually hot, and not just hanging onto a memory….. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Whitney Port is an Ugly Shopper of the Day

Whitney Port is not hot, but she is on TV so I guess that by default makes her better looking than the average person, even though she’s not. It’s like TV makes dudes think they are supposed to like a bitch, even if she’s really nothing special…and if they don’t they are fucking queer..but based on my logic…if you watch The Hills or know the cast of The Hills that already means you’re a queer and maybe that makes me a queer too…who uses this site to lure you closet cases into sending me cock shots…or maybe it’s got more to do with me giving up my own life to sit her posting pictures of people I consider far more useless than me and I’m not sure if you realizie this…but that’s PRETTY fucking usless….so here are some pictures to make us all feel good about ourselves and maybe inspire some of you to send pics of your dicks to dudes and collectively give us all hope that soon enough these idiots will disappear and their shit show will be cancelled, leaving them with nothing else to do….Yay. I love failure even if it happens after they’ve made stupid fucking money.. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Nadine Coyle’s Skinny Legs are Still Amazing of the Day

I love my bitches skinny. I think with this whole obesity outbreak in America is disgusting as fuck and seeing a girl with an old school eating disorder, and not the kind of eating disorder my wife has that leaves the buffet owner crying in the corner after she wipes him out of fried chicken, but the kind of eating disorder where a bitch is lightheaded, dizzy with terrible breath and rotting teeth from when girls starve themselves or make themselves puke, is fucking hot…cuz not only are they too weak to run away from you, but they are also fun to get naked…while fat chicks like my wife are only good for paying your fucking rent cuz they are too scared you’ll leave them at a time in their life that they know no one else would ever step up and takeover the role of “cock giver”….so girls like Nadine Coyle and her weight loss needs to be celebrated Pics via PacificCoastNews

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DMX Sent Back to Jail; Dr. Drew to the Rescue?

Can Dr. Drew save DMX from six months in the slammer? That’s the rumor going around, and if it’s even half true, it’s the most ridiculous rehab story we’ve heard. Okay, second most ridiculous. Evander Holyfield seeking out Dr. Phil after allegedly beating his wife , then getting indignant and storming out? That’s gotta be first. In any event, DMX was just sentenced to six months in jail for violating his probation. His first arrest of 2010 took place last week after he was busted with drugs. Seeing as DMX comprises approximately half our celebrity mug shot gallery, he was on probation at the time, and thus violated it, leading to his return to prison. But rehab could save him yet. Dr. Drew: DMX’s trusted savior and confidant? DMX admitted to five probation violations at his hearing last week, claiming they were the result of using illegal drugs. Here’s where the Celebrity Rehab doc comes in. During the hearing, a rep from the Pasadena Recovery Center gave the judge a letter from Dr. Drew Pinsky, asking permission to treat X at his facility … in lieu of jail. X himself reached out to Dr. Drew upon his arrest. Looks like it worked. The judge seemed open to the idea, although no decision has been made yet. We can only hope it happens, and that cameras film all of the odd couple’s interactions.

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Eva Longoria & Tony Parker’s Dinner Date

Fresh off celebrating her 35th birthday, Eva Longoria and hubby Tony Parker were spotted having a romantic night out at Beso Restaurant in Los Angeles last night. But Tony, it’s not really a date when you take your wife the restaurant she owns.

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Dennis Kucinich to vote yes on Health Care bill.

U.S. Rep. Dennis Kucinich waited until Democrats had won last November’s health care reform vote before casting his ballot against it on the House of Representatives floor.. This time around — pressured by everyone from President Obama to Moveon.org — the Cleveland Democrat had no luxury to dawdle before taking a stance. He just announced at a Capitol news conference that he’ll vote yes on the bill’s latest draft. “I have doubts about the bill,” Kucinich said. “This is not the bill I wanted to support. . . However, after careful discussions with President Obama, Speaker Pelosi, my wife Elizabeth and close friends, I’ve decided to cast a vote in favor of the legislation.

Spencer Pratt Leaving The Hills For Anger Management Counseling, Not Crime Fighting

Spencer Pratt is not retiring from The Hills to combat cyber threats, despite a hilarious, apparently serious report from People magazine Monday suggesting this. The website cited a statement from Pratt himself claiming that he was joining the cyber security division at the American Defense Enterprise in the near future. “All that stuff about him leaving The Hills to fight cyber crime is not true,” an insider tells Us . “He is leaving The Hills for six weeks because he was asked to.” Asked to for what reason? The source explains that Spencer Pratt recently “flipped out” on the set of the show after a female producer made a request to which the evil one objected. “He got so crazy that he screamed at [her], ‘I should kill you for even asking me to do that!'” the source says, noting that she was “very rattled” by Spencer. The producer filed a complaint with the show’s top producers, who then threatened to kick Pratt off the show. Spencer’s management offered a compromise . “The show agreed that Spencer would leave The Hills for six weeks to do anger management training at home. If he completes it, he can return to the show.” He’ll certainly have time to fit in the classes. On top of his Hills leave, it was just announced that Pratt is no longer the manager for his wife, Heidi Montag .

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Live – Charlie Sheen Outside of Court

We’re live outside of court in Aspen where Charlie Sheen will go before a judge to plead to felony menacing, misdemeanor third degree assault and misdemeanor criminal mischief for allegedly assaulting his wife on Christmas day … Permalink

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Denise Richards and Joanna Krupa with Dogs of the Day

I guess it was useless nobody who used to be hotter back when they had an ego and didn’t realize that it would all come to an end now that they got old day at the dog park, I don’t know if that makes sense, but what I’m trying to say is that there was a time when these girls both though they had the world in the palm of their hands, because they were hot and everyone was recognizing how hot they were and giving them low level jobs that were important enough for them to think they had it all, but now they are old, their careers never really took off, and they are just hanging on going to whatever events they can before they are totally forgotten and I still think at least one of them is hot, seriously I don’t know what Denise Richards did to herself, but it looks like serious heavy drug use and bad plastic surgery and I can only hope her spirits are lost because a girl who has lost her spirit is more nudity even if it’s not as good as it was but is still better than nothing…. So here they are with their little friends who eat their tampons, if they still get their periods, who eat their dirty underwear, who watch them shit and piss, and who see them fuck and masturbate…a life much better than the one my dog has, who plays amongst garbage and rarely gets fed anything but Mac and Cheese…but does get to watch me wipe my wife’s ass and even he knows that’s pathetic…. Pics via PacificCoastNews and

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Rielle Hunter in GQ: No Pants, No Morals

Apparently Rielle Hunter has the green light to start blabbing about John Edwards and their torrid love affair, because GQ has a feature on her in its new issue. A feature showing Edwards’ mistress – a woman of “serenity and spunk” – trying hard to look sexy and, fittingly, given what she’s known for, wearing no pants. The John Edwards sex tape participant and mother of the love child he denied was his for two years certainly is captivating, albeit for all the wrong reasons. Luckily for us, GQ got Rielle Hunter half naked, propped her on a bed full of toys, and told her to recall in detail how it was love at first sight with “Johnny.” One of her “unfiltered” observations: It’s all Elizabeth’s fault! “I believe what happened in his marriage is, he could not go to his wife and say, ‘We have an issue,'” she opines . “Because he would be pummeled. He had a huge fear.” “Most of his mistakes or errors in judgment were because of his fear of the wrath of Elizabeth,” the weird videographer adds. “He’s allowed himself to be pushed into a lot of things that he wouldn’t normally do because of Elizabeth’s story line.” “A lot of it relates to the spin that she wants to put out there. He was emasculated. And you know, the wrath of Elizabeth is a mighty wrath.” Oh, we so know. Totally . So he knocked up Rielle, had Andrew Young take the fall and may have used campaign funds to cover it up because he was scared of his wife. Makes perfect sense. She continues: “It’s beyond difficult to allow a man to be a man.” “The biggest mistake that I find is that women attempt to make men women. You know, we want them to be like we are. We want them to get it immediately and do things the way that we want them to do them. And men are men.” “I love him for being a man. But oh, my God, yes, it’s been infuriating so many times.” So basically, Elizabeth is a banshee, and men will be men, eh, Rielle? Nut job .

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