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Tiger Woods Statement: Leaked, Likely Bogus

A copy of the alleged statement Tiger Woods will deliver Friday at his comeback news conference has been leaked, although its authenticity is highly questionable. Among its claims? That “things have not worked out” between Woods and wife Elin Nordegren and that they will separate. Another part of Tiger’s alleged statement: “There is no one to blame but me for the mess I have put my wife and family through.” After careful deliberation with his spouse, “we have decided to live apart.” Baloney, right? Tiger’s reps reportedly say it’s not legit, and we believe ’em. Many more things about the so-called Tiger Woods statement don’t add up than do. While Elin Woods’ decision on whether to leave Tiger is still up in the air, and we would not be all that surprised if she did, why would Woods get into it here? Moreover, Woods mentions his custody arrangement and barely talks at all about his return to golf (supposedly at the Masters) in the very brief remarks. Fishy. You tell us, though. We’ll all know for sure soon enough, but follow the jump to read the full text of Tiger Woods’ alleged statement and see what you think … “Directly to the point there is no one to blame but me for the mess I have put my wife and family through. I accept total and complete responsibility. My wife and I

‘Desperate Times Call for Desperate Measures’: Austin Kamikaze Pilot’s Suicide Note

A small plane has crashed into an office building in Austin, Texas, that houses local FBI, CIA, and IRS offices . The scene is 20 miles from the nearest airport, and witnesses say the plane “hit the building full-throttle.” UPDATE: The pilot, Joseph Andrew Stack, left an online suicide note . He was angry at the IRS. Two people are reported missing, and witnesses describe an enormous explosion. The plane is reported to be a Piper Cherokee 140, and cable newsers are speculating that it’s unlikely that such a plane could produce an explosion of that size without the aid of additional fuel or explosives onboard. The plane hit the Echelon building in Austin. Witnesses say it was flying low and fast and appeared to be in control. UPDATE: Joseph Andrew Stack is the registered owner of a Piper Cherokee (otherwise known as a Piper P28), which is the model that witnesses say crashed into the building. It was originally registered in California, where, according to public databases, he used to live: Here’s what one looks like: The plane’s last filed flight path was from Portales, N.M., to a municipal airport in Georgetown, Texas, which is about 30 miles north of Austin and may be where he kept the plane: UPDATE: CNN is now reporting that Joseph Andrew Stack, a registered pilot and plane owner, allegedly set his house on fire this morning and is suspected of being the pilot who his the building. UPDATE: An MSNBC producer says via Twitter that local news station KXAN in Austin is reporting that a local pilot set his home on fire with his wife and daughter inside this morning and then flew his plane into the building. CLARIFICATION: We initially had the suspect as Andrew Joseph Stack, which is how public databases listed his name, but that appears to be an error.

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Kristin Cavallari Doesn’t Do Anal of the Day

I was in the mood to be a hero and save lives a few years ago when walking through a mall that had a mobile blood donor station set up. I waited in line thinking about all the kids with blood diseases, people in car accidents, gun shot victims I would potentially be saving, until they sat me down and asked me questions about my past, because I guess they don’t want dirty HIV/HEP blood. So they went thru the whole thing and I passed with flying colors, until they asked me if I do anal sex, I asked them if I “give” it or “take” it, and their said either or, and I had to be honest and explain that my wife has a really large vagina and the only way I can get off with her is if i stick it in her ass, and despite it being a really scary, smelly, rotten experience, it’s the best I can do given her size and obesity…. I was thanked and asked to leave cuz they have a policy that if you fuck a bitch up the ass, or if you get fucked up the ass like a bitch, you are no eligible to donate blood…. And here are pictures of Kristin Cavallari giving blood, so you can put two and two together, and unless this is a publicity stunt to draw positive attention to her or she lies, then you know that this bitch does not get fucked up the ass…. Pics via Bauer

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Evander & Wife — Only Dr. Phil Can Save Us!

Filed under: TMZ Sports Evander Holyfield and his wife Candi are desperately trying to work out their marriage woes — but the boxer believes the only way it can be saved is with the help of one Dr. Phil McGraw. Just days after Candi agreed to drop her request for a … Permalink

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Bruce Willis Still Looking Out For Demi Moore

In a recent interview, Bruce Willis says that he would step in front of a car for his wife and kids and probably for his ex-wife Demi Moore . “I can look at how I interact with my kids and say: ‘This is love. I know what it is. I got it’. I would step in front of a car for them. I’d do it for my wife [ Emma Heming ] now. I’d probably still do it for my ex-wife.” “It’s when you can put someone else’s welfare ahead of yours. When you say: ‘You eat first, you do whatever first. I’m good.” We are not surprised by this at all. The fact that Bruce and Demi are still friends after all these year, is just prove that Bruce means what he says.

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Jay-Z No Fan of "We Are World" Redo: "Some Things Are Just Untouchable"

They may be the world. But on Planet Jay-Z some songs remain off-limits. Explaining why one of the biggest acts in music today (and his wife) was not part of the motley all-star crew…

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For Real This Time: Brooke Mueller in Rehab

Her relationship may be on the mend , but Brooke Mueller still have many personal issues to sort through. Sources tell TMZ that Charlie Sheen’s wife is in rehab for substance abuse, as she reportedly checked into The Canyon rehab facility in Malibu last Tuesday. Similar reports sprung up late last month, but Mueller’s mother and lawyer insisted she was in a facility to treat an infection she developed following wisdom tooth surgery. If this news is valid, it wouldn’t come as a shock: Brooke was arrested 1996 for drunk driving, and in 2001 for cocaine possession. She also had a .13 blood-alcohol level at the scene of the alleged Christmas Day incident between her and Sheen, where the latter stands accused of threatening his wife with a knife. We wish Mueller a speedy recovery.

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Heidi Montag: Future Porn Star?

After he convinced her get some bigger tits and a new face, I knew it was only a matter of time before Spencer McDouche would be pimping out his wife Heidi Montag for bachelor parties and holidays. Here she is dressed as a pornstar in a suite in Las Vegas, decorated by Fredrick’s of Hollywood , to celebrate Valentine’s Day. I wonder how long the line up of Asian business men is outside her door? Is there anything that’s not a photo-op for these two morons? In ten years when they’re nobodies again we’ll have pictures of Heidi Montag changing her tampon in a bathroom furnished by the good people at 7 – Eleven . Sick!

Big Love: A Birth and a Death

As the fourth season becomes more overstuffed than a Martha Stewart Thanksgiving turkey, I’m starting to wonder just where all this operatic muck is going to take us. Let’s dispense with the big thing first. At the very end of the episode, we found out that Alby’s conflicted boyfriend Dale had hung himself in the little loveshack apartment Alby had rented for them. He’d been outed to Bill and, I think we’re to assume, his wife by Alby’s horrid spouse, played by the always-excellent Anne Dudek. So that’s horrible. Lots of folks are talking about what a big surprise it was, but I don’t see it that way at all, really. I mean, what were you expecting? That the tortured and illicit gay love between two Mormons on a show that is pretty cruel to all of its characters would end with a happy gone-marryin’ trip to Iowa? Maybe the hanging thing was surprising in its suddenness, but I’m not shocked it ended up there. What Alby does now — to his wife, and possibly to Bill — is what I’m worried about. The rest of episode was creepy and bleak and sad as well. We got a glimpse of a seedy motel where a bunch compounders were gathered for some fabulous sealing ceremonies. Scared young women cowering and crying in hotel rooms while gross old men knitted their doom. The whole Kansas compound folks are appropriately gross and crazy, and it was especially disturbing to see Cara Lynn being stroked by some creeper with six other wives. Luckily Nicki, regressing into a teenagerdom she never had (or something — there was a crazy outfit, that’s all I know) came to the rescue, and wasn’t stopped by an oddly sedate JJ. I assume we’ll get an explanation for all of that, namely why JJ kept saying “It isn’t what it looks like,” and I’m sure his reasons aren’t terribly noble. Oh, and how masterfully creepy was Zeljko Ivanek in the scene where he “seduced” Nicki’s mom? The mumbled song and long underpants and strange blue glow… Ugh, it was all terrifying. And that was a grown woman who’d done all this before. Imagine a thirteen year old in the same situation. Or, you know, don’t, actually. Moving on. The whole Ana plotline I thought was a bit… Well, I just don’t know why they would add yet ANOTHER element to this crazily crowded season. Was Ana ever really that compelling of a character anyway? And now she has to be pregnant with Bill’s premaritally-conceived love child, giving Barb yet another thing to be angry about? Maybe they’re going to hook this story in with another one and by season’s end we’ll say “Ohhhhhh, that’s why,” but right now I’m just not seeing it. They have enough balls up in the air right now. We don’t need another big pregnant one. Perhaps the wackiest of all the wacky stories is Ben’s new-found “independence,” which involves him hanging around with his grandmother and creepy, rabbity grandfather in Mexico. You know, eating authentic Mexican shrimp cocktail in a dusty parking lot. And meeting with fat, gay exotic bird smugglers who want nothing more than to touch Ben’s hair. Oh, and said fat, gay exotic bird smuggler? Well, he just happens to be hooked up with the menacing Green clan, who popped up at the end to take Ben and his grandparents away for messing with their bird trade. The scary cross-dressing wife lady had a Luger! While a bit over-the-top, the complete insanity of Hollis Green and his brood is delightful to watch. Honestly, I don’t find much of the casino/Sissy Spacek stuff terribly engaging. Maybe because I don’t really understand what’s going on. I liked Sissy saying “There’s nothing here to scary anybody” because it was funny and Barb’s monologue about the ocean because it was melancholy, but other than that the most I can glean from the plot is that Sissy is there to help them with, like, Politics… and stuff. What I do know for sure is that Barb is slowly (or not so slowly) becoming the head of the whole gaming operation and designing ice cream bars and self-actualizing and all that, so good for her. Same is going down for Margene, who’s giving lady-positive (but not feminist!) speeches at Toastmasters meetings. Nicki is the only one not branching out, because she doesn’t know how, so I suppose that little outfit (sideways ponytail, raccoony eye makeup, scandalously short skirt) was her sad little attempt at being like the other wives. This season is sort of about woman power, but only sort of. Honestly, I don’t really know just what the heck the major theme is here. Maybe there isn’t one! Maybe there are lots of little ones. Or maybe the theme is that everything is weird and unpredictable and often times more unpleasant than pleasant. Maybe it’s about the cost of secrets, the price we pay to compartmentalize ourselves and segregate certain parts of our heart from others. Naturally Bill’s grand dream, revealed toward the very end, is to come out as polygamists and go live in a laughably big mansion situated on top of a winy hill, all together, finally smooshed into one. There was something a little Norman Bates or Addams Family about the gigantic and strangely wild Victorian, and I kind of doubt that they’ll actually end up moving in there. Would the wives really want to give up their own houses? Increasingly, it seems unlikely. But, yes. Dale is dead. What will this do for all the UEB stuff? How does Alby explain the dead guy in an empty apartment that he’s renting? Is he going to exact revenge on someone or, also possible, everyone ? We shall see! Last night, Wanda said she had “a great foreboding.” Well, so do I. I think this whole season does. Though just what that dark mass looming there on the horizon is exactly, I still don’t know.

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Mariska Hargitay’s Boring Beach Pictures of the Day

Here’s the ethnic-named born and raised in America, but you’d think you were calling a mail order bride if you were randoming looking for easter european mail-order brides in the phonebook when bored and drunk. She’s from Law & Order and now she’s in a “shitting in the woods” stance on the beach in what I guess is a bikini….she’s 46, I guess I should give her a break…because my wife is around this age and she can’t even support her own weight when she squats to shit, so I guess this makes Mariska a fuckin’ hero…. Pics via Bauer

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