Toni Garrn is some Leonardo DiCaprio fucking model – who probably never fucked Leo – but it was good enough for business, just not that good enough for business, seeing as she’s still doing hipster instagram style shoots – with her nipples out for attention…but I guess these people just fucking love attention and even the most famous are still thirsty – it’s in their core and they fear losing everything…. Richard Kern, who took these hipster nude pics, is actually an old creeper who has been in the scene of nude pics with random young girls for a long time, I knew him from vice and have promoted his work on the site, even a few years ago – his people asked me to find him local pussy to shoot…because he tours town to town getting anyone over 18 naked… So he’s got a lot of practice in posing bitches, making them look good, and that’s why I’m down with these pics…I mean that…and nipples…and the fact that they aren’t talking about TRUMP or CLINTON or the absurdity of it all like social justice warriors of the internet – when all we should focus on, is the tits…the real cause of the dumbing of America… The post Toni Garrn By Richard Kern for Numero of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Chloe Lecareaux must be from France…because she was discovered at the Cannes Film Fest…and more importantly her last name is Lecareaux….which is French…and French girls are great, despite being bitches, they love dirty sex, anal on the first encounter but most importantly…they go to beaches topless…and know that tits, aren’t anything to be ashamed of, but unlike feminists..they sexualize everything….French Girls are good.. This one’s been popping up in a few places and she’s fucking hot…I’m a fan of her work and the highlight of this shoot is that I think there’s an “Easter Egg”…in the form of nipple…see if you can find it…we’ll call it…Friday afternoon games…. This girl’s amazing The post Chloe Lecareaux is the Future in Grazia Australia of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Nick Viall is ready to kick off 2017 right, and right quick. The thrice unlucky-in-love franchise mainstay is set to make his debut as The Bachelor, and ABC has just released its premiere date … A perfect cure for your hangover, the Wisconsinite will dole out roses at the mansion beginning with a two-hour episode Monday, January 2. New year, new Bachelor. Same … Nick Viall? One can only hope his fortunes will change this time around, having been dumped by Andi Dorfman and Kaitlyn Bristowe on The Bachelorette . Yes, Nick made it all the way into the finale – and the pants of the aforementioned brunettes – of two different seasons of the reality hit. Only to be dispatched on both. That’s some cold s–t. The Bachelor Promo: Hello, Nick Viall! He also made a run at love on Bachelor in Paradise , only to lose his girl to Josh Murray (Andi’s final rose winner) a second time. Cruel. Now the roses are in his hands, though! Literally. According to an ABC release announcing the premiere, Nick is “back stronger than ever, ready and eager to begin his search for true love.” “After all these years, and all the heartbreak, it’s finally Nick’s turn to hand out the roses. Will he finally find that love he’s craved?” “He believes in finding love on the series.” Clearly. Fourth time’s the charm! Fans were stunned when ABC named Nick Viall The Bachelor in August, as he seemed like a total mismatch to carry the 21st season. After all … haven’t we been there and done that? Especially with JoJo Fletcher suitors Luke Pell or Chase McNary waiting in the wings, few if anyone thought Nick would get the job. That includes Nick himself, to hear him describe it. Chris Harrison, who will of course be returning for a 21st season at the helm, says that at the end of the day, fans need to chill because: 1. The producers knows what they’re doing. 2. Nick is actually an awesome guy! “Look, the good news is it’s worked for him. He has fallen in love on this show and he has sincerely tried to make it work,” Chris said. “Unfortunately, he’s just come up a little bit short each time.” “He’s done his part, he will give himself to this process.” “He is that sincere guy who really does want to make this work,” the host said, adding that Viall was simply the best candidate. “Again, at the end of the day this wasn’t an indictment on Luke or Chase as much as it was more of a compliment to Nick.” You buying what Chris is selling? View Slideshow: 20 Hottest Bachelors in ABC History: Who’s #1?! Last season, the show was #1 among women 18-34 in its time slot, and our guess is that the upcoming season will no different at the onset. Where will the Chicago software salesman end up among THG’s list of the hottest – and/or most lucky in love – Bachelors of all time? That remains to be seen, of course.
As previously reported, Pippa Middleton is getting her famous butt in perfect shape for her wedding day. The sister of Kate Middleton rose to prominence after the world got a look at this derriere on the occasion of her sibling’s marriage to Prince William. So it makes sense that Pippa would want it looking as perfect as possible for her own nuptials. But rear end chatter aside, we now have an even more important update on Middleton’s impending marriage to James Matthews. According to a close friend of Pippa’s, the world’s most famous bridesmaid will become a bride in May of 2017. “Of course she is super excited and already planning everything,” this pal tells People Magazine, adding of Middleton and Matthews : “[They] have a lot in common – he’s charming and old-fashioned. Everyone thinks he’s quite the catch.” We’d hope and think so. Because Pippa is quite the catch herself! Matthews got down on one knee during a romantic trip to England’s Lake District and proposed to Middleton on July 17. He even designed the diamond ring himself, insiders have confirmed. “He would never have bought something off-the-peg for her, it had to be very special,” this same friend explains. The design is centered around an octagonal halo of sparking channel-set diamonds and is believe to be close to flawless; it is reportedly worth more than $250,000. There’s been talk around the tabloid world that both Kate Middleton and Pippa Middleton are pregnant . But we don’t think we’re buying these cover stories, no matter how many times various supermarket magazines want to throw the rumor in our face. Those close to Pippa and Matthews describe the couple as “sporty” and say they are often seen coming and going out of the latter’s London home. They like to bicycle around London and/or walk Middleton’s dog. Earlier this fall, Middleton and Matthews were seen enjoying a low-key brunch at Little House, a members-only restaurant in London’s Mayfair. “They looked very happy and sweet, enjoying some breakfast together, just like any other couple,” says a fellow diner, who had no choice but to add: “The ring is enormous! Perhaps even more so because she is so petite.” View Slideshow: Pippa Middleton: A History Of The Famous Bridesmaid’s Suitors The Daily Mail, meanwhile, says Save the Date invitations will go out around Christmas and that Pippa has been stopping by high-end bridal boutiques, such as Suzanne Neville’s Knightsbridge shop. Gowns there can run well over 10,000 pounds. But whatever. The Pipster is totally worth it.
Pilot Jones is flying under the celebrity gossip radar no longer. Just a few weeks prior to Blac Chyna giving birth, rumors started to circulate that Pilot Jones is actually the father of this reality star's baby… NOT Rob Kardashian. Chyna, of course, has blasted this chatter, claiming that Jones is gay and photos of the pair kissing were only snapped so that he could make his boyfriend jealous. Pretty crazy stuff. But whether or not Pilot Jones actually impregnated Blac Chyna and whether or not Chyna actually cheated on Kardashian, the question remains: Who is Pilot Jones? Let's attempt to answer it…. 1. He’s a Singer! Jones has worked with rapper Trina and released a mixtape titled “Arnold Palmer.” 2. He May Have Appeared on Glee When reports first surfaced of Jones as Chyna’s potential baby daddy, more than one source claimed Jones had appeared on the former Fox hit Glee. But good luck trying to determine who he played on that show. 3. He’s a Father Already Of two sons, in fact. We believe one of his kids is named Austin and we know Pilot is posing with them both here. 4. He’s Gay Well, according to Blac Chyna. 5. He Has a Past with Chyna It’s not clear if these two were ever more than friends, but they definitely hung out earlier this year, as she was on his Instagram – and in more than one video. 6. He Loves the Gym! Nearly every other social media photo of Jones involves him being shirtless or going to the gym. He’s even teamed up with Cosmopolitan to show off his work out abilities. View Slideshow
Dioni Tabbers is apparently and actual model, who can really tell. According to the internet, which is the source of all things good – including but not limited to me….but to all kinds of great information like that Dioni Tabbers is signed to TRUMP MODELS…the modeling agency your next President, or possible next President…because America is uneducated half retard….not that Hillary is any better…but TRUMP is the worst….owned… That doesn’t mean she fucked Trump, it just means that his people recruited her from the Netherlands where she’s from, gave her a work visa, because he understands BORDER policy…and that is – LET THE HOT PUSSY IN…. She’s Dutch, not Muslim or Mexican, and her TULIP seem eager to get out there and really get a career going….. She’s not famous on Social media, with under 20k followers, but that doesn’t mean she’s not rich thanks to fucking rich guys…or living the good life thanks to fucking rich guys…or even working and paying her own way, something that is doubtful but possible, using her tits she showcases…the way all girls trying to get ahead should showcase tit.. I assume she’s got a lot of other titty pics out there, but who’s got time to look in my archives for that…I mean I guess I do…but why bother…when wet t-shirt is good enough… Find her on instagram, tag me @drunkenstepfatherdotcom in her comments, help her know I exist so that we can be friends for life….it’s good for my self esteem…because I feel so alone. The post Dioni Tabbers Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Chloe Lecareux is some French model who is from France, and that means her nipples are actually her bikini top, which is the very convenient and affordable way to bikini to, because you’re born with it…the French…what a practical people…not to mention they have proven based on all the French movies I’ve jerked off to, and pics of French beaches I’ve jerked off to, that the fight these feminists are fighting – involving the release of their tits for the world to see – to de-sexualize tits – does the fucking opposite and allows us to find out which tits are good tits and which tits are padded bra tits – basically doing the work for us…helping us sexualize tits…and that coupled with fashion doing the exact same thing is perfect for the pervert that is us… She’s not very famous on instagram – despite being hot – and that makes me like her more… The post Chloe Lecareux Nipple for Elle Australia of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Ashley Smith is some hipster Texan who must be 40 years old at this point, I used to interact with her on social media when she was just some hipster titty model before the whole hipster titty model thing really happened…..you know pre instagram…she’s that old… I posted this shitty shoot for Playboy making fun of them while not giving Ashley Smith her Own Post cuz she sucks ….but I like making fun of the new Playboy with the basic “they don’t do nude but everyone does nude, if anything nude is what they are known for, this is some sell out shit where advertisers control their vision, while fashion mags do nudity and still make money from advertisers, no one complains about that shit, yet Playboy, being a mens’ mag can’t pull it off”… So in being non nude, they get the bitch bare ass and hard wet t-shirt nippled…which might as well be naked…is even more “misogynisitic” if that’s what they are avoiding…in their not sexualizing women because it’s an era of not sexualizing women…and the whole thing is as frustrating as Zooey Grossman’s photos that are all the fucking same, but that get her work because people like things that are all the fucking same… Garbage.. The post Playboy Steps It Up a Little of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
A video posted by Anastasia Ashley (@anastasiaashley) on Oct 18, 2016 at 9:49pm PDT There is only one name is female surfing…and that name is Anastasia Ashley…I mean, I guess there are two names in female surfing, but I can’t think of the other one, I’m not into Christian Amputee Shark Attack surviving erotica…. BUT I AM INTO….fit round ass that have a solid excuse for being in a bathing suit…where as all the other butt pics and videos I see in my pervert life…just have no context…it’s like “here’s my ass”…leaving me asking “Why…why is that your ass….what are you taking pics of your ass, why are you posting pics of your ass, why is your ass in my face, but not in the way I want your ass in my face, but in a shameless looking for attention way”….while Anastasia offers the answer…like a gift from the heavens…”because she’s surfing”….ohhhhhhhhhhh that makes total sense…because I didn’t even notice there was surfing in the video, not because I don’t think surfing is a nice aspirational screen saver on your work computer to give you dreams of a better life somewhere tropical and amazing, despite making 10 dollars an hour doing data entry….but because I paused the video on her ass and didn’t make it that far… I’m so perverted…but don’t blame me, or the fact that I’m a man…blame girls for producing this kind of action and adventure video…she’s great. The post Anastasia Ashley’s Butt Still Surfs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Just last week, Shailene Woodley made headlines not for her work on screen, but for her activism, getting arrested while protesting the Dakota Access Pipeline. With lots of actresses taking a stand, it’s lead to a lot of them having run ins with the law for what they believe in. Here are our Top Ten Actress Activists who have had a brush with the law!… read more