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C’mon, Give Barack Obama Some Credit For Making BP Pay [Oil Spill]

Posted on June 16, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The weak, spineless worst president ever, whose abysmal speech yesterday eliminated any hope for American prosperity for countless generations, is such an evil corporatist that he’s… found a way to make BP pay claims. Will he ever “show leadership”? More

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Levi Johnston’s Sister Has a Great New Comedy Blog [Siblings]

Posted on June 16, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Levi Johnston has successfully marketed his “brand” after impregnating Bristol Palin . But what of his sister, Mercede, who impregnated no one? When will somebody pay her for being tangentially news-related? Soon, probably, now that she has a funny blog. More

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Real Housewives of New York Reunion: Here Comes the Judge [Recaps]

Posted on June 15, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Hear ye, hear ye. This session of Real Housewives of New York Court of the State of Bravo is about to begin. We will hear testimony and sentence the guilty accordingly. The Honorable Andrew M. “Andy” Cohen is presiding. More

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How Justin Bieber Caught a Contagious Syphilis Rumor [Anatomy Of A Rumor]

Posted on June 14, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Like all great internet hijinx, it started 4chan ‘s anarchic /b/ message board. Late Sunday—shortly after Bieber was photographed with visible nipples and Kim Kardashian —bored 4chan users ” Justin Bieber Syphilis” to the top of Google Trends . More

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Everything You Need to Know About Kevin Costner’s Miraculous Oil-Cleaning Machine [Explainer]

Posted on June 14, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

These days we use celebrities for everything, so why not get one to clean up one of our greatest natural disasters? Kevin Costner ‘s gizmo that separates oil from water might be just what BP needs to save Louisiana’s shores. More

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Steve Jobs Bragged About Privacy—Days Ago [Video]

Posted on June 10, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Steve Jobs has cast Apple as the most pristine of tech giants, but his sanctimony sometimes backfires. Here, the CEO says Apple guards each use of private customer data—days before Apple partner AT&T exposed iPad customers’ private information. More

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Hottie Banker’s Boob Implant Video: ‘I Want to Be Tits on a Stick’ [Hotties]

Posted on June 9, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Debrahlee Lorenzana —the banker who says Citibank fired her for being too hot —made a documentary ( infomercial? ) about getting a second boob job at age 26. “I want to look like a Playboy playmate,” she says. Her goal: marrying rich. More

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The Whoompers: New, Paranoid Theories of Barack Obama’s Music Video ‘Cameo’ [Conspiracies]

Posted on June 7, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s like someone set the Zapruder film to a Miami bass beat: Speculation over Obama’s “cameo” in the music video for Tag Team ‘s 1993 single “Whoomp (There It Is)” has taken the Internet by storm. It’s even on Wikipedia! More

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Could America’s Top Birther Win Her California Primary Tomorrow? [Crazies]

Posted on June 7, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Terrible possible news for the California Republican party: the most famous and eccentric birther in America, Orly Taitz , could win her GOP primary tomorrow for California secretary of state —a high-ranking position that involves certifying election results! More

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Remember When Lesbian Kisses Actually Meant You Were a Lesbian? [Trends]

Posted on June 7, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If you’re a female celebrity and you haven’t gone girl-on-girl before a crowd of roaring, adoring males, you’re probably gay. Last night, Sandra kissed Scarlett as revenge on Jesse . How did lesbian kisses become the ultimate mainstream display of hetero-desirability? More

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