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Kate Middleton: Too Vain! Only Cares About Her Appearance!

Posted on May 5, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

First of all, the Photoshop job on this cover is terrible. Second of all, someone at Celebrity Dirty Laundry must be either jealous or deeply offended by the Duchess of Cambridge’s appearance, because they are ruthless with their story on the OK! cover. “Kate Middleton’s obsession with diet and exercise has Prince William concerned the Duchess of Cambridge is much, much too vain,” Celebrity Dirty Laundry alleges. “It’s all about appearances for Kate, who thinks she’s some kind of movie star and supermodel. “Queen Elizabeth and Camilla Parker-Bowles are disgusted with this superficial cover girl and her commoner standards.” OK !’s latest issue lifted a photo from a tennis workshop engagement Catherine took part in back in February (and colored it pink), and plopped it against a photo of Buckingham Palace. And while “sources” in the story insist that Catherine doesn’t “starve” herself to be thin, CDL gripes that “deep down William knows he is now stuck with a wife who has horrible low class Hollywood values.” “The second-in-line to the throne probably wishes he had married an aristocrat who understands the duties of a Royal wife,” the story claims. View Slideshow: 17 Photos Of Kate Middleton Looking Smug as Heck Catherine has always been very athletic; she’s said to love yoga, running, tennis and skiing in particular.   “Even if it’s just 15 minutes, [Kate] does something to get her heart pumping every day,” a source told the magazine. The OK! story also highlights her dedication to organic cooking for her family (lean meats, vegetables and fruit), which CDL claims is a cover for what she really does. “Rather take on serious charity work as Princess Diana did, Kate Middleton’s days are filled with extreme dieting and exercising between trips to the plastic surgeon for a nip here and a tuck there,” CDL writes. “This future Queen is ridiculously self-absorbed and has no idea how to exemplify the Royal values of duty to crown and country, hard work and self-sacrifice. “Insiders try to pass of the superficial values by saying Kate just wants to be healthy and make certain Prince William, Prince George, and Princess Charlotte are too.” Someone needs a hug.  And maybe a sedative. View Slideshow: 11 Photos of Kate Middleton Looking Sporty and Perfect Because DUH

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Christina Milian’s an Exhibitionist of the Day

Posted on March 29, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Love the “Believe” tattoo..I think it’s an inspirational quote worthy of being printed on wall art to hang in the living room of your housing project home, and/or Trailer Park Home…it’s just that classy… I don’t care about Christina Milian or her attempt to take on social media, because she’s empty and feels like this is easy for her to take on, because you don’t even need to suck dick to make it happen, and suck dick she’s done, she’s even had a kid with famous producers to secure the good life…leaving her all the time in the world to roll around half naked on snapchat for her fans jerking off to her…it makes her feel like she’s still got it, even if she’s insignificant and all I know is that this is leading a great example for the kids… This is a mom…with a hit song…and a job on TV… The post Christina Milian’s an Exhibitionist of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Christina Milian’s an Exhibitionist of the Day

Posted on March 29, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Love the “Believe” tattoo..I think it’s an inspirational quote worthy of being printed on wall art to hang in the living room of your housing project home, and/or Trailer Park Home…it’s just that classy… I don’t care about Christina Milian or her attempt to take on social media, because she’s empty and feels like this is easy for her to take on, because you don’t even need to suck dick to make it happen, and suck dick she’s done, she’s even had a kid with famous producers to secure the good life…leaving her all the time in the world to roll around half naked on snapchat for her fans jerking off to her…it makes her feel like she’s still got it, even if she’s insignificant and all I know is that this is leading a great example for the kids… This is a mom…with a hit song…and a job on TV… The post Christina Milian’s an Exhibitionist of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kendall Jenner and her Groupie Park in Handicapped Spots of the Day

Posted on March 29, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am not the kind of person who really cares about policing handicapped parking, but I still never park in handicapped parking, even though it’s convenient as fuck. I am the kind of guy who tries to convince anyone I know with an injury to get a Handicapped parking sign that we can color photocopy and put in all our cars so we will get the VIP parking people who can’t walk due to disease or injury, but more importantly Kendall Jenner and her groupie deserve…. You see, when you’re a self involved spoiled cunt, who thinks she’s too busy in life to waste driving around in circles looking for parking, especially when you’ve hired the paparazzi to come shoot you walk into Yoga because you’re doing a campaign for a fitness brand, and part of the millions, include an instagram pic and being seen by the paparazzi in it… She could argue that she’s so famous that if she was walking a block or two, or paying the meter, she’d be ransacked…and give her a break, her mother is her pimp and her dad turned himself into her mom…she’s not from a well rounded place. I would argue, that despite all that is working against her in her life of luxury, she’s a fucking cunt, overrated, not a model, and just a product pushing puppet on some AVON lady level being used by brands to increase sales…and not being used by brands because they think she has anything to offer… The reality is, she’s the kind of girl who is so into herself, absorbed in her entitlement that she’d probably fight an actual handicapped person to get the spot… Garbage, and she’s not even hot…and either is her groupie…the Baldwin shadow who follows her everywhere…. The post Kendall Jenner and her Groupie Park in Handicapped Spots of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kendall Jenner and her Groupie Park in Handicapped Spots of the Day

Posted on March 29, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am not the kind of person who really cares about policing handicapped parking, but I still never park in handicapped parking, even though it’s convenient as fuck. I am the kind of guy who tries to convince anyone I know with an injury to get a Handicapped parking sign that we can color photocopy and put in all our cars so we will get the VIP parking people who can’t walk due to disease or injury, but more importantly Kendall Jenner and her groupie deserve…. You see, when you’re a self involved spoiled cunt, who thinks she’s too busy in life to waste driving around in circles looking for parking, especially when you’ve hired the paparazzi to come shoot you walk into Yoga because you’re doing a campaign for a fitness brand, and part of the millions, include an instagram pic and being seen by the paparazzi in it… She could argue that she’s so famous that if she was walking a block or two, or paying the meter, she’d be ransacked…and give her a break, her mother is her pimp and her dad turned himself into her mom…she’s not from a well rounded place. I would argue, that despite all that is working against her in her life of luxury, she’s a fucking cunt, overrated, not a model, and just a product pushing puppet on some AVON lady level being used by brands to increase sales…and not being used by brands because they think she has anything to offer… The reality is, she’s the kind of girl who is so into herself, absorbed in her entitlement that she’d probably fight an actual handicapped person to get the spot… Garbage, and she’s not even hot…and either is her groupie…the Baldwin shadow who follows her everywhere…. The post Kendall Jenner and her Groupie Park in Handicapped Spots of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Pretty Tampa Based Crackhead and Other Videos of the Day

Posted on March 3, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Homeless Man in the Trash Compactor! Jet Skis VS a Wave! Dog Causes a Car Accident! Woman Parker… Weirdest Cock Fighting Video Ever…Not That Cock Fights are Ever Not Weird… Taken Out at the Bus Stop Woman Catches on Fire at Some Iranian Cooking Show The Handicap USPS Worker… Detroit What?! Night Club of Dreams Dude Loses an Eye with an Idiotic Potato Gun Truck VS Tour Bus The post Pretty Tampa Based Crackhead and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Katrina Bowden’s Bikini Yoga of the Day

Posted on March 3, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Katrina Bowden has been releasing a series of pictures of her doing YOGA in her bikinis… I talk to a few of these aspiring celebrities, aspiring model type girls, and they all struggle to have compelling social media, because jobs are all based on social media, so someone like Emily Rat Cow just goes full nude whore and has millions of followers, where someone like Katrina Bowden, who has been on TV and in movies, has less followers than my (@drunkenstepfatherdotcom)…because actors are lazy and really just puppets that don’t really deserve the jobs they’ve got, they just sort of happened… The funny thing is that actors when paid on scale, make virtually dog shit, I mean yes, a movie has to pay you 60k, but this girl has done one movie in 10 years…so 60k in 10 years is far less than WELFARE….THANK GOD FOR RICH GUYS to allow her to live her dream… So yes, this is her, trying to do the whole slutty on social media thing – with purpose…even though no one does yoga in bikinis, unless they want to be seen in fucking bikinis…I’m onto you Katrina Bowden and your subtle whoring. The post Katrina Bowden’s Bikini Yoga of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Emma Stone In Tight Yoga Pants Is Good For Your Health

Posted on February 22, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

While many take issue with wearing workout clothing to do things other than working out, I would like to make an counter argument: Emma Stone in tight yoga pants. Yes, she’s not working out, but damn she’s really hot in them. … read more

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Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar Visit the Dillards in El Salvador: Is Jill at Risk??

Posted on February 14, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Jill Duggar and her husband Derick Dillard embarked on a mission to El Salvador to do the Lord’s work, but their expedition has been marred with controversy almost since they left. In the past few weeks, speculation arose that the Dillards cut their mission short and returned to Arkansas to avoid catching the Zika virus, which is currently rampant in the Central American country. However, a new photo posted to Facebook confirms that the couple and their son Israel are definitely still in El Salvador, and even welcomed two guests: Jill’s parents Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar. “Jill’s parents surprised us recently with an impromptu visit for a few days,” Derick wrote on his blog . “It was great to have them with us and get to show them the work the Lord is doing here.” He assured fans that 10-month-old Israel is doing well, loving the fruits and veggies there and was happy to see his grandparents. “Israel definitely enjoyed all the attention when Grandma and Grandpa Duggar came to visit,” wrote Derick. Fans have been concerned about the Dillards’ stay in El Salvador as Zika has been known to cause severe birth defects in pregnant women, and given the family’s stance on shunning birth control, Jill could be at risk. Could Jill be making an exception and using birth control ? If she did in this case, we can’t imagine anyone would fault her for it. View Slideshow: Jill Duggar and Derick Dillard Photos

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Teresa Giudice: I’m Becoming a YOGA Teacher!

Posted on February 14, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

When you think of zen, peace and tranquility, think of Teresa Giudice. We know that last sentence likely threw you right out of your tree pose, but that is just what The Real Housewives of New Jersey star and recent jailbird would like you to believe. Teresa recently told People she practiced yoga every morning during her taxing  year-long stint in prison and now plans to become an accredited yoga instructor. “I want to come out with my own yoga DVD tape, my own yoga line,” she told the magazine . “I love yoga,” she added. “It really changed my life. It really got me through this whole ordeal – it really did – being there and everything. I can’t live without it now.” It seems like just yesterday when the bombastic Housewife was flipping over tables and screaming obscenities on television, but now the Jersey native is turning to the Universe to guide her path. “I read a lot of inspirational books in prison, like whatever you want, you can put it out there,” she said. And what is it she wants? “I want to make $40 million this year. I hope that happens – for real, I made a vision board.” Now THERE’S the Teresa we know and love. Because no matter what Jessie J says, it’s all about the money, money, money. We’ll keep an eye on whether she gets there between her burgeoning yoga empire and tell-all memoir , but we’ve got a feeling she won’t be getting her prana on with the Dalai Lama anytime soon. Check out our gif collection featuring Teresa channeling her inner zen in the slideshow below. Namaste. View Slideshow: 23 Teresa Giudice GIFs That Should Worry Her Fellow Inmates (and Everyone Else)

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