Have you ever stopped and thanked those little inventions that make everyday just a little bit brighter? For instance, could you imagine a world without tissues or disposable pens or yoga pants? For me, I don’t want to think of a world where I can’t see Chloë Moretz in yoga pants sporting a camel toe. … read more
Have you ever stopped and thanked those little inventions that make everyday just a little bit brighter? For instance, could you imagine a world without tissues or disposable pens or yoga pants? For me, I don’t want to think of a world where I can’t see Chloë Moretz in yoga pants sporting a camel toe. … read more
Jessica Simpson has a billion dollar clothing brand that she built off a billion dollar record / music and reality TV star career….and in keeping her brand name alive she sometimes is forced into doing shoots for the site…you know “Push them products, the fat chicks who buy this garbage want to see her, that’s why they wear her name on their plus sized elastic waistband pants”….so now that she’s not fat and there is photoshop they make her get her sloppy mom body in a one piece…that is not as bad as it was thanks to a million dollar Weight Watchers campaign, ut that is still fucking busty even though they photoshop the shit out of it…and they use some lookalike Jessica Simpson, still youthful, for all the other fucking pics… So these are the three that made the cut to make the brand seem relevant and alive and to make Jessica Simpson seem connected to connect with the trash who buy this shit..and there’s a lot of trash who buy this shit…. Video: The post Jessica Simpson in a Biking of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Rihanna is not just a pop tart who sings other people’s songs pretty fucking badly, but in a really fucking marketable way, thanks to being from the Islands and just going along with this whole winning at life thing… But she also sits with Sunglass designers at Dior and says which of the 50 designs they present her are her favorite – in an hour long meeting – so that they can come up with the Marketing hook that Rihanna designed these glasses, as the girl who actually designed the glasses sits at home crying as she drinks a bottle of wine she can barely afford from her shitty junior designer job…making herself feel better about things because “Rihanna chose one of my designs out of the 50, that means I am good, right?”….no credit when you work for vapid celebs who everyone wants to ride the name of… Rihanna also modeled the glasses she “designed”…so versatile.. The post Rihanna Models Sunglasses for DIOR of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I announced that Taylor Swift was pregnant a long time ago, I said I had very legitimate sources who told me she was pregnant, I said that she’s been getting bustier slowly because of that pregnancy, she just hasn’t announced that pregnancy….no one believed me… Maybe they think I’m a lie, or a joke, or a hack who doesn’t know what I am talking about, and I am…but over the years, I’ve broke countless stories that are sent to me – and no one even bothers noticing…and not just sex tapes…real life stories of cheating and fame whoring…you see because I like making Taylor Swift Pregnancy announcements about me… The truth is…she may not be pregnant, but she’s thicker in the GUNT…that WOMB is Swollen, she’s wearing a sweatshirt to cover it..and she’s got bigger tits popping out as part of the diversion… Sounds pregnant enough to em… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Taylor Swift Still Pregnant of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Mary-Kate Olsen may not have had any interest in reprising her role as Michelle Tanner for Fuller House but it could be because she’s busy populating her own abode. Yes, that’s our very awkward way of saying Mary-Kate is reportedly pregnant with her first child. To be fair, this rumor originated in Star magazine, so it should probably be taken with a cannister of salt. Also, as far as we can tell the indication Mary-Kate’s given that she’s knocked up is the fact that she went to the 2016 MET Gala and didn’t spend the night sucking down Marlboro Reds and pinot grigio: “Not only did Mary-Kate steer clear of alcohol, she didn’t smoke a single cigarette,” an insider tells the tabloid. “We all started wondering if she was hiding a baby bump underneath that oversize coat.” In November, Mary-Kate married Olivier Sarkozy , a 46-year-old businessman and half-brother of former French president Nicolas Sarkozy, and he’s reportedly been eager to have a baby with Olsen since they first got hitched. “Olivier knew very early on that he wanted to start a family with her, but Mary-Kate was a little hesitant at first,” revealed the source. The insider adds that throughout most of her relationship with Sarkozy, MK was thoroughly devoted to her business ventures: “She’s got her hands full with the fashion line,” says the source. If the rumors are true, it would be the third child for Sarkozy, who has a 14-year-old son and 12-year-old daughter from a previous marriage. “Mary-Kate takes her role as stepmother to those kids very seriously,” the source says. “Helping out with Julien and Margot taught her a lot about being a parent. There’s no doubt that she is going to make an amazing mother.” The insider says Mary-Kate is also prepping for motherhood by taking the best possible care of herself: “Mary-Kate’s said goodbye to alcohol, cigarettes, and coffee and signed up for yoga and aerobic classes. Staying healthy is her first priority right now.” Of course, that could just mean she’s decided to adopt a healthier lifestyle, but it’s more fun to speculate that she’s pregnant, so let’s go with that! View Slideshow: Celebrities Expecting Babies in 2016
Mary-Kate Olsen may not have had any interest in reprising her role as Michelle Tanner for Fuller House but it could be because she’s busy populating her own abode. Yes, that’s our very awkward way of saying Mary-Kate is reportedly pregnant with her first child. To be fair, this rumor originated in Star magazine, so it should probably be taken with a cannister of salt. Also, as far as we can tell the indication Mary-Kate’s given that she’s knocked up is the fact that she went to the 2016 MET Gala and didn’t spend the night sucking down Marlboro Reds and pinot grigio: “Not only did Mary-Kate steer clear of alcohol, she didn’t smoke a single cigarette,” an insider tells the tabloid. “We all started wondering if she was hiding a baby bump underneath that oversize coat.” In November, Mary-Kate married Olivier Sarkozy , a 46-year-old businessman and half-brother of former French president Nicolas Sarkozy, and he’s reportedly been eager to have a baby with Olsen since they first got hitched. “Olivier knew very early on that he wanted to start a family with her, but Mary-Kate was a little hesitant at first,” revealed the source. The insider adds that throughout most of her relationship with Sarkozy, MK was thoroughly devoted to her business ventures: “She’s got her hands full with the fashion line,” says the source. If the rumors are true, it would be the third child for Sarkozy, who has a 14-year-old son and 12-year-old daughter from a previous marriage. “Mary-Kate takes her role as stepmother to those kids very seriously,” the source says. “Helping out with Julien and Margot taught her a lot about being a parent. There’s no doubt that she is going to make an amazing mother.” The insider says Mary-Kate is also prepping for motherhood by taking the best possible care of herself: “Mary-Kate’s said goodbye to alcohol, cigarettes, and coffee and signed up for yoga and aerobic classes. Staying healthy is her first priority right now.” Of course, that could just mean she’s decided to adopt a healthier lifestyle, but it’s more fun to speculate that she’s pregnant, so let’s go with that! View Slideshow: Celebrities Expecting Babies in 2016
We’ll admit – we’re totes confused by the relationship between Leah Messer and T.R. Dues. Of course, they’d probably be happy to hear that, as they’ve been doing their best to keep the whole under wraps since day one. As far as we can tell, Leah and T.R. started dating back in June of 2015. Things moved quickly, and by the end of the year, Messer and Dues were living together . Shortly thereafter, rumors that Leah had kicked T.R. to the curb began to circulate online. Some fans theorized that Messer had ended the relationship in order to give the judge in her custody case the impression that she was fully focused on raising her three daughters. Just last week, Leah seemed to confirm her breakup from T.R. and it looked as though the “secret” relationship (that the whole world knew about) was finally at an end. Over the weekend, however, something interesting happened: Leah began tweeting about how great her relationship is – which is not the sort of thing one expects from a single gal: “Some couples are just madeee for each other!” Leah tweeted. “You know what they say though. There is someone for everyone.” Shortly thereafter, The Ashley’s Reality Roundup confirmed that Leah and T.R. are still an item . “He may not be living with Leah full time but they are still together and is seen at the house all the time,” a source tells the site. “Leah is actually about to move (again) but she hasn’t really talked about whether or not T.R. will live with her at the new place.” Well, here’s hoping that Leah has better luck with T.R. than she had with Corey Simms or Jeremy Calvert. Our advice? Maybe hold off on getting married and having more kids this time. Watch Teen Mom 2 online to relive all of Leah’s messy romantic failures. View Slideshow: Leah Messer’s Messed-Up Love Life: The Ultimate Timeline!
Kelly Schafer is the owner of 7 Greens Detroit Salad Company, a company that specializes in healthy eating. She appeared Monday on Fox 2 Detroit in order to show viewers how to spice up their greens for National Salad Month. Yes, May is National Salad Month. We'll forgive you if you didn't know that previously. We'll also forgive you if you forget it as soon as you watch the following video. Because Schafer somewhat distracts folks from her cause upon asking an unexpected question of co-host Jason Carr, who wanders over to Carr and co-host Deena Centofanti toward the end of their segment. “Everybody loves a yoga girl, right, Jason?” Schafer says immediately to a confused Carr. “That's right,” Carr replies… because what else is he going to say on live television? From there, Carr figured it was the right time to ask a very personal question: “Now I know you want me to toss your salad too, don't you?” WHOA THERE! TMI ALERT! Also: What?!? Where did that come from? Centofanti tried to change the topic, only for Carr to quip that her joke “never gets old.” We're pretty sure it does, though. If you're on a program to promote healthy eating, you might want to avoid any talk about other people's buttholes. That's just our opinion. Watch the very awkward exchange for yourself:
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