If you’re like me, you’ve jerked off to something yoga related at least once… Whether it is Yoga pants and how great they make asses look…or some spiritual hippie bitch you brought home from the bar who uses yoga moves in the bedroom trying to expel your sperm out of her…because spiritual hippie bitches don’t use condoms…or razors…or maybe it was Yoga in the park show put on by new mothers or a college Yoga class trying to get some outdoor in the park air…or maybe it was just to girl on instagram showing iff their flexibility and overall health….wearing shorts… Well now, Britney Spears and her yoga flexibility can be another one for you to get off to, if you’re into this kind of of mom of two vagina pop..which I am…because it smells like money….and cheetos…10 year old placenta, K-fed and probably like it needs a shower or two…she’s certifiable and if I’ve learned anything from medicated crazy people…it’s that vagina health is never their priority… She’s good, even if she’s old…she still bends…and that’s how I like my puppets… The post Britney Spears Flexibility of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
OK, so maybe I need to stop making fun of Kendall Jenner for getting her parents to buy her a modeling career. Because after this shoot she did for Calvin Klein, I’d say Kendall definitely has what it takes to be a real model. And by that I mean the ability to give me an instant pants fire by wearing lingerie. Forget being able to pose properly or walk down a runway, that’s the only job requirement that really matters. To me, anyway. Enjoy.
There’s few things I love more in this world than seeing a hot nobody do yoga at the beach for the paps, so here’s busty British reality star Pascal Craymer getting in a “candid” workout for the cameras. And not to nitpick or anything, but if you ask me, her form could use a little work. I mean, for starters, she should’ve ditched the shorts for a full bikini, and she didn’t even attempt the patented Jessica Alba bikini ass pose . I guess she’s still working her way up to the more advanced moves. » view all 14 photos Photos: WENN.com
So yesterday – I asked what the greatest contribution Canada has made to the world…My facebook crew unanimously decided that Justin Bieber in Yoga Pants being Mounted by Chad Nickelback as Avril Lavingne watched pouring maple syrup on your clit….was the winner… Then Today…he posted a picture of his ass that I assume Usher has “Jared from Subway-ed”…but that is just how the entertainment industry works… It is interesting the Instagram allows this, but doesn’t allow nipples, or girls in thongs, because thongs are porn…fuck Instagram..and fuck Bieber…like you were Usher… Unless this is Ruby Rose… A photo posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on Jul 6, 2015 at 10:52pm PDT The post Ruby Rose or Justine Bieber “Frees The Usher Hole” of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
In case you don’t know who Hilaria Baldwin is, she’s the Yoga Instructer who got impregnated by Alec Baldwin, who I guess she offered flexibility that he just wanted to fuck, or maybe she offered him some spirituality, or refreshing outlook on life, to feed his psycho celebrity ego….you know the same reason Scientology exists, these lost motherfuckers looking for something different…. She’s Ireland Baldwin, lesbian with a black girl, who used to be with a guy she practically had sex with on social media, making me question her level of confused as being a celebirty kid… But it probably isn’t as confused as a celebrity wife and mom, walking around with her big pregnant tits….with an empty stroller…because weird..keeps everyone on their toes…especailly when it comes with bendy big tits…so this is a glimpse into her seduction tactics…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLIC HERE The post Hilaria Baldwin’s Titties Babyless Weirdness of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Karrueche Tran is in a bathing suit…and more interestingly enough…she’s not getting beat up by Chris Brown…which would probably make these pictures more interesting….but she is milking the fact that she dates Chris Brown…mocking us…because if she didn’t date him, and wasn’t in the media every day because of him, she’d probably be a little more graphic in her crotch shots…as no one would know who she was, would love her, would care about her, or talk about how crazy it is for a girl to date a “woman beater” assuming Rihanna is a woman, something that hasn’t been confirmed yet, as Caitlin Jenner’s more ladylike than her, even if he’s just putting on a show for ratings… Right…. What the fuck does this have to do with Karrueche Tran?…Who cares…more importanttly….who the fuck is Karrueche Tran. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Karrueche Tran in a Bathing Suit in Miami of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Jessica Alba is a billionaire, or the figurehead of a billion dollar company..that she has 20 percent of and that is worth a billion dollars in part due to her celebrity endorsement… You would think she’d have a personal photographer, or assistant who can take a fucking picture, because this YOGA party she went to, probably for publicity reasons, looks like it was shot on a Motorolla Razr, the first phone I got nude pics from a phone back in 2006….before everyone had a sex tape production team in their pocket…when nudes were special… Either way, she’s in a sports bra… The post Billionaire ALba in a Sports Bra of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
You guys know that I try avoid celebrity gossip and focus on the important stuff — like hot nobodies and their bikini yoga regimens — but sometimes I can’t help it. Because according to my sources, I just heard there’s rumors that Victoria Justice is dating that Cody Simpson douche. It was bad enough he almost ruined Gigi Hadid for me, but now he’s going after my former 2012 Babe of the Year? What did I ever do to this guy? You know, other than calling him a douche a few times a week. It’s just not fair. » view all 18 photos Photos: WENN.com
I’m not really sure what Emma Roberts is up to these days, besides avoiding the sun this summer, but everybody’s favorite pasty hottie went see-through out in LA the other night, and that’s always newsworthy as far as I’m concerned. Unfortunately though, she didn’t conveniently “forget” to wear a bra underneath, which would’ve made this an even bigger story. Clearly, Emma needs a new management team. And I’d be more than happy to volunteer. I’ve got a bunch of great ideas — granted, most of them involve sex tapes and bikini yoga, but hey, you go with what works, right? Call me! Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading →
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