You know that when Ronaldo, the gayest man in sports, but also one of the richest and most famous, looks at his girlfriend’s ass…he’s thinking…FUCK I wish there were testicles hanging out of that thong…but dammit…Portugal is Homophobic and we can only fuck men when we win a game and blame it on our excitement as we are a passionate people… You know when this Georgina Rodriguez was first cast to play the new Irina Shayk, she felt like a fucking lottery winner….and had to use her professional sex worker talents to be engaging, accommodating, but offer enough distress to keep the guy roped in..because whether he’s actually homo or just an icon to homos who don’t know they are homos – despite being into soccer – which is pure homo – he will want wife and marriage – it’s the catholic latin way… And this bitch knows…make that fucking happen..because that #poollife will be far more rewarding when you’re fat and dumpy and over but still getting paid thanks to the decisions you made with your thong ass in your youth… GOOD WORK Georgina…. The post Cristiano Ronaldo’s Beard Georgina Rodriguez of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I think the best way to start my day at :30 is to see Taylor Momsen exasperated, exhausted, destroyed, topless, after one of her shows…because that’s just the intensity she brings to rock and roll…. She’s no candy coated, voice of “where are you christmas” from the Grinch who Stole Christmas like her parents stole her youth, or maybe gifted her with a career, because she can channel that angst into her shitty rock and roll…”art”.. She’s like a fucking Garth Brooks concert, bitch runs everywhere, or just another lazy coddled rich kid, tired cuz she had to get up and perform to keep that money coming in…. The energy so raw…so real…so contrived…where are the tits? Remember she was a girl who broke free from her bullshit celebrity – wearing lingerie in concerts…what is this bullshit…it’s just that…bullshit… GIVE ME MORE. We live in a world where everyone are sluts. Deliver. The post Taylor Momsen’s Intensity of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t even think the Kardashians deserve attention, because they are the Kardashians…and disgusting human beings, terrorists even, who have shat on pop culture and the youth, and turned them all into these weird tranny looking creatures made in a lab… They’ve turned Khloe hot…. They turned Kim into this sloppy mess that will age real weird… They turned Kylie into her…. They are just monsters, freaks and for some reason, a reason I call “they are popular”…”people follow them”….I need to jack my fucking face up… While these trashy whores are in their bikinis – the rebuilt Khloe Kardashian was out wearing leggings… While these trashy whores are in their bikinis – the rebuilt Khloe Kardashian was out wearing leggings… The post Some Kardashians on Vacation in Bikinis of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
New Artist Garren Has A Great Message For Youth There’s a new voice out of the West Coast that has definitely caught our attention. His name is Garren and we are loving the positive message in his music. Garren’s video for his single “Wrong Way” just dropped and we wanted to share the visuals as well as the great lyrics, which are all about him avoiding the gang banging lifestyle that kept his father in and out of jail for many years. Garren recently sat his pops down for a conversation about how his absence affected him for years. It’s pretty much gone viral, but if you haven’t seen it yet, make sure to watch it below: Follow Garren on social media: IG: @garren Twitter & Facebook: @GarrenOfficial Photo Credit: Instagram
This is probably the biggest news to people who visit this site, or sites like this, because it’s definitely not news to the younger generation, as this Megan Fox creature, and I call her a creature due to all her plastic surgery, I’m not sure what point in surgery you stop being a human, not that these tyrant rich kids have ever really been human… She was a big deal, before David from 90210, a show people may remember, or the youth may be aware of due to HULU…made her dozens of babies…babies that didn’t destroy her thanks to plastic surgery, fitness and a need to maintain being a hot chick….the only angle that ever worked for her and can possibly work again…. She’s promoting some lingerie in a comeback tour – but I think this brand is drowning and totally out of touch to use her – but she’s still getting paid and this seems to be the comeback tour…in lingerie….photoshopped….works for me…. The post Megan Fox The Comeback Pictures for Underwear Company of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s a little, or rather a large, Mariah Carey showing the world her whale tail, like it was the late 90s and she was in Low Rise jeans with her thong up over her hips, as the girls used to dress…and will dress again…but the hipsters are still in the early 90s in their clothing options…and haven’t quite got to 1999…pre Y2k…the future…but they will…they always do…and let Mariah Carey, who I don’t think is channeling her youth, or the years she was the most relevant, right before she went mental….I think she’s just a bigger girl in clothing that’s too small…you’ll see this happen at grocery stores, or really everywhere a fat chick bends….but I like to think it’s well thought out fashion…since Mariah Carey is so with it…and by with it, I mean crazy, medicated, and about to lose her mind again….that is what happens when people get super rich, super famous and get fans and surround themselves with people who suck up to them…they become everything wrong in the world…but as Mariah Carey proves…sometimes that can lead to everything right…like this WHALE TAIL…moment of inspiration…just stare at it, get lost in it…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Mariah Carey’s Whale Tail of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Sad news out of the sports world today, as former NFL cornerback Leonard Myers has passed away at the age of 38. Reports of Myers’ death were confirmed by TMZ just moments ago. Myers played his rookie season with the New England Patriots in 2001, the year that a young Tom Brady led the team to a Super Bowl victory over the St. Louis Rams. Myers went on to play for the New Orleans Saints, New York Jets, and Detroit Lions, but he would never again experience the sort of on-field success he enjoyed in that first year in New England. Myers experienced a string of bad luck after leaving football in 2005, following a brief sojourn in the CFL. That same year, he made headlines for selling his Super Bowl ring on eBay for $32,600. Myers had reportedly been battling cancer for several years at the time of his death. Before being drafter by the Patriots, Myers made a name for himself at the Univesrity of Miami as the team’s standout defensive back. A three-year starter for the Canes, Myers aided in the program’s historic rebound. The team went 5-6 his freshman year and 11-1 his senior year. Sadly, Myers would not experience the same level of success in the pros. In interviews, he often expressed his frustration with the Patriots coaching staff, who decided at the last minute to deactivate him prior to Super Bowl XXXVI. Myers says he was told he would start in the game, and it wasn’t until pregame warm-ups that Bill Belichick and company decided to remove him from the roster in favor of activating another offensive lineman. Those who knew Myers best say his disappointment at not realizing his boyhood dream of being able to take the field at the Super Bowl lingered for the rest of his days. Most recently, Myers worked as he wide receivers coach at New Mexico Highlands University in 2015. Today, both Patriots and Hurricanes football fans are mourning Myers on social media. Though he may not have distinguished himself in the highly competitive world of the NFL, fans and teammates say his spirit and cn-do attitude made him a player they’ll never forget. View Slideshow: Celebrities Who Died in 2017: In Memoriam
Last month, we learned that Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison got divorced . In the weeks since, Stodden has sped right past the usual celebrity meltdown milestones. First, Courtney developed a drinking problem (or at least pretended to #mystique). Shortly thereafter, she shaved her head for reasons that remain unclear. But just when we were braced for her to enter a rebound relationship with Charlie Sheen and start munching Xanax out of a bowl with a cereal spoon, she finally began to pull herself out of the tailspin. Yes, Coutney blew right by all the stops on the trainwreck tour so quickly she’s already at Redemption Junction. It’s almost like she was never really that upset about her divorce and is actually kind of okay with being rid of the creepster who’s 34 years her senior and married her before she was a legal adult. Anyway, Courtney is still pretending to be mildly heartbroken because she sort of has to, but she’s also posting lots of nude selfies, so color us interested: “I think both of us saw the warning signs for quite some time,” Stodden recently told Us Weekly. “Technically we’ve been split for two-and-a-half to three months now. It’s really recent and the emotions are still really raw.” Courtney added that she’s been occupying herself by becoming fluent in Dr. Phil-ese, saying: “It’s hard right now but we’re trying to individually find our happiness. It’s just really sad right now.” Stodden says that even though the marriage didn’t last, she still reflects fondly on her time with her acting coach-turned-Humbert Humbert: “He’s been my rock for me through so many things that I’ve been through,” Stodden told Us. “It’s been interesting for sure.” We’re starting to think that Courtney’s definition of “interesting” is very different from ours. Fortunately, Courtney’s boobs are lighting the way through this boring, boring time in her life: We’ll give her this much: Despite her youth, Stodden has a keen understanding of how the Internet works and she knows her strengths: There were three interesting things about her – her creepy marriage, and her boobs – and now she’s down to two. So she’s doing what any aspiring starlet with a thirst for fame and a dearth of talent would do: She’s flaunting the hell out of them, which is the proper way for her to process her divorce. After all, you can’t spell “Stodden” without double-D’s. Never change, girl.
Ariel Winter is the fat little pig who does the whole body positive thing because fat girls are all about the body positive positive thing otherwise they have to admit they are fat – but why do that – that would mean they have to be accountable – which the youth never is….because they are entitled little brats – and when you factor the whole TV thing into it – they are REALLY fucking entitled little brats… I don’t really give a fuck about Ariel Winter…or her ass that that dude using her for her money, her sloppy but young, already surgically enhanced tits…but people care…I don’t know why, maybe her high paid PR Team…but people care… The post Ariel Winter Photoshopped Ass Riding her Boyfriend of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The brilliant MadamMeow from THE STEP FORUM wrote this brilliant caption to this image of Ariel Winter starting her new career as Shamu at Sea World Because I am not the only one who thinks that Ariel Winter is a little piggish troll, all dumpy and disgusting, and not deserving of the Ariel Winter fetishists, who feel like she’s hot, because they’ve watched her on TV go through puberty, they’ve seen her tits get enormous, so big she had to chop them off…only for them to grow back with a better shape like she wanted, because she’s a little neckless monster…and those tits are key in distracting from everything else wrong with her, including and not limited to the fact that her parents robbed her of her youth for money and fame… I am not a fan, but I’ve stared at these asses for a while and don’t mind them…it must be the distortion from the water…the fat floating to the surface giving a good shape to the sea monster..coupled with my perversion….making it a Sea World show I’d be into jerking off to…so it can’t be that bad… The post Ariel Winter – Sea Mammal in Captivity of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
