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What’s Real and What’s Imagined in NYT’s Stunning Product-Placement Survey?

On the front page of the New York Times today—for those of you still buying newspapers, it’s below the fold—an article hilariously titled “Before Hiring Actors, Filmmakers Cast Products” (online it appears with the more benign headline: “Branding Deals Come First in the Filmmaking Process”) tries to get to the bottom of all that pesky product placement appearing in movies these days. And while conspiracy theorists will be disappointed that it makes no mention of the Modern Family iPad episode , they’ll be the only ones. This thing reads like an Onion article as written by Michael Tolkin. Even the main focus, a lawyer who specializes in branding deals by the name of Jordan Yospe, feels conjured out of the deep recesses of a screenwriter’s mind. After the jump, play along and try to figure out which portions are real and which are fake. (Hint: Think real.)

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Hollywood Ink: Anna Friel Not Afraid of the Dark

The Big Lebowski Porn Parody Doesn’t Include That Much Porn or Parody

Unless you’re in Los Angeles today, you won’t get a chance to experience all things Dude at The Lebowski Fest . For the rest of you, though, fear not! TMZ has posted the just released trailer for New Sensations XXX porn parody of The Big Lebowski so you can still get some sort of Lebowski-related fix. Though a funny thing about this ostensible smut film… it’s exactly like the original. Save for a few line swaps (the John Goodman stand-in chides The Dude for using colloquialisms for semen and not Asian American’s), this version of The Big Lebowski plays it mostly straight. Kudos though to the young starlet playing the part made famous by Tara Reid for improving on the original. Check out the trailer after the jump.

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Tale of the Tape: Joss Whedon and Louis Leterrier Battle for The Avengers

And you thought you could go even one day without reading something about Marvel. What started out as a possible April Fool’s Day joke is now confirmed as truth. According to the LA Times blog, Hero Complex , Marvel Studios has placed cult director Joss Whedon on the short-list to direct their super-sized super hero menagerie, The Avengers . Scheduled for 2012, the film will bring together all the Marvel heroes (Iron Man, Captain America, Thor, The Incredible Hulk) under one green-screen enhanced sky and presumably make tons of money so long as Marvel fatigue hasn’t set in by then. If seeing “short-list” and ” The Avengers ” in the same sentence seems a bit familiar, that’s probably because just last week , Clash of the Titans director Louis Leterrier said his name was on there as well. This has all the makings of a knock-down, drag-out war! After the jump, find out which director has the inside edge.

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Jimmy Fallon Finds Pants on His iPad

The only thing more appealing today than paying extra money to see the crappy 3D conversion of Clash of the Titans ? Spending over $500 on a brand, spanking new iPad that will be rendered obsolete in six months when the second generation comes out! That said, the chances are good that at least some of you are probably reading this on an iPad right this second. And for those of you still in the nether region of indecision, last night’s episode of Late Night with Jimmy Fallon might push you to join them. Fallon spoke with Engadget editor Joshua Topolsky about Apple’s newest gotta have it device and it looks awesome (or at least more awesome than when Stephen Colbert was cutting up vegetables with his). After the jump, watch as Topolsky does his best Steve Jobs impersonation and learn how you can even use the iPad to find bootleg YouTube videos of Jimmy Fallon-as-Neil Young performing “Pants on the Ground.”

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The Real Housewives of New York City Reality Check: ‘Hot Off the Press’

It was just another ordinary week for the Real Housewives of New York City . Ramona cried into a bottomless glass of pinot grigio about the death of her abusive father. Alex planned a Brooklyn fashion event that no one cared about. Bethenny dropped three snappy three pop culture references (“I didn’t have to be Angela Lansbury to figure that out!”). Jill became an overbearing pageant mom at her daughter’s Seventeen shoot before reducing Bethenny to tears over speaker phone. And Kelly, poor Kelly, was confused to discover that she was attracted to her Playboy interviewer. After the jump, Movieline examines the truest and fakest moments of last night’s episode, ‘Hot Off the Press.’

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Overheard Overnight: Three Musketeers 3-D x 2 & XXX 3: 3-D

Pac-Man Trailer Should Ignite A Fever For Arcade Adaptations

The classic 1980s arcade games are far from exhausted as material for movie adaptations. Sure, we’ve got the prospect of Asteroids , Space Invaders and Missile Command on the horizon, but where are the big-screen versions of Frogger , Q*Bert , Scramble , Defender, Galaxian and Gryuss , to name but six of dozens that could, with a few notes jotted on a beer-soaked coaster, be tentpole flicks… and in 3-D. Add to that list Pac-Man , one of the most popular of those ace timewasters. Helpfully, an outfit called Therefore Productions have put together a proof-of-concept trailer that might kick the Saw franchise in a whole new direction while also answering the question, “What’s Skeet Ulrich up to these days?” Studio executives, check it out after the jump and get this thing greenlit by Monday.

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The South Park Casualty Count: ‘Medicinal Fried Chicken’

Last week on South Park , Cartman and the gang ridiculed literary censorship by penning the most vile book in history and this week, Cartman and Randy went to extraordinary lengths for some crispy fried chicken and Rainy Day Woman after the town turned its only KFC into a medicinal marijuana dispensary. After the jump, Movieline tallies the victims from last night’s episode, which managed to combine a Scarface homage, hippity-hop testes and the image of Cartman snorting a line of KFC gravy. And Pope Benedict, if you are reading this, you might not want to click through.

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Clash of the Titans Premiere: Worthington on Dracula, Hamlin on Worthington, and Much More

Last night, Movieline’s intrepid red carpet correspondent Carly Steel hit up the premiere of Clash of the Titans , and while she wasn’t able to talk to any Kraken (once you release those buggers, they never show up where you want them), she did interrogate a host of stars including Sam Worthington, Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Danny Huston, and original Titans star Harry Hamlin. Watch in the video below as Worthington states his intentions to get a new Dracula project off the ground, and Hamlin very graciously handles a jab from Worthington about how Hamlin’s original take on the role was too fey. (Sam, you’d be lucky to turn into the silver fox Harry Hamlin has apparently become.)

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