Dutch born, Victoria’s Secret model, Bregje Heinen, has an INSTAGRAM … These are a few pics I pulled of that the 21 year old put out there to the world to see her 5 foot 9 model body, that recently did Maxim, which I would assume is pretty low level for a model that has worked with all kinds of designers, but she was in an Adam Levine music video for Maroon 5, and she probably fucked him in the process, as these girls do…so we can assume she has no taste, she’s Dutch, what the fuck does she know about America or cool, I mean it’s all pretty cool to her as she lives the dream….but what is cool to me, is that she’s doing it half naked because half naked is good.
Retired supermodel and former America’s Next Top Model judge has become the latest woman to accuse Bill Cosby of sexual assault. In a new interview with Entertainment Tonight, Dickinson claims that Cosby drugged and raped her in Lake Tahoe following a business meeting in 1982. Dickinson is the 15th woman to come forward with allegations against Cosby. Earlier this week, a woman named Joan Tarshis accused Cosby of rape and provided shocking details of the comedian’s abuse in an interview with Inside Edition. Dickinson claims Cosby asked her to travel to Tahoe and have dinner with him, so that they could discuss the possibility of her appearing on The Cosby Show. According to Dickinson, Cosby offered her a glass of red wine and a pill, which he said was a painkiller that would help with her menstrual cramps. Dickinson now believes the pill was a powerful sedative: “The next morning I woke up, and I wasn’t wearing my pajamas,” Dickinson told ET. “And I remember before I passed out that I had been assaulted by this man.” “I’m doing this because it’s the right thing to do,” Dickinson says about coming forward. “I believe all of the other women.” Cosby has yet to respond publicly to the allegations. When asked about the charges during a recent NPR interview, Cosby simply went silent. Bill Cosby Memes Gone Horribly Awry 1. Stare at the Sweater Thanks a lot, Internet users. Now we’ll never be able to watch The Cosby Show the same way ever again!
Here’s a pretty next level video that my friends at ERSTIES , an adult site about real people having sex, something that I’ve been advocating a long time, as long as the real people having sex are me, or girls, because porn sex is the worst sex, and real hipsters having sex like it was porn sex, is amazing… This is there “strangers” having sex video, that I think is real, and they actual had strangers from tinder meet to have sex, like the “strangers kissing” thing did with actors who weren’t actually strangers…and it is clearly next level… You can find out more at ERSTIES ….it may be NSFW
Nicole Trunfio, titty model, who is actually kind of amazing, is back…this time for TREATS, because these immigrant models always come to America, book something kind of viral, that makes the people at home think they are up to big things, only to get work back at home….like being a host on Next Top Model Australia…even though she’s only done low level catalog work and is not a top model… She has attached herself to SI model Jessica Gomes, who is a top model….you know doing that whole “we’re both from Australia, let’s be BFFs in America, because no one understands our Accents”….shit in efforts to get herself in on the shoots, with the right people, but for some reason, after 4 years of trying, she still hasn’t pulled it off… Maybe what she’s missing is a high profile athlete boyfriend, because she’s dating some obscure musician….who is black…racists gonna race… I guess while she strategizes she makes time for low level swimsuit campaigns…you know to pay her rent and practice for the big day when SI makes that call….she’s back to her titty modeling – this time in TREATS… I used to laugh at her when she posted her Rolex and pics with Victoria’s Secret models…doing all she can to be the next Kate Upton….but really….no matter how hard she tries…or how big she gets…she’ll always just be another titty model….with awesome tits to me….and that is why I approve of Nicole Trunfio….She’s amazing.
Lily Aldridge is part of the Victoria’s Secret Mafia, who are out there promoting the whole Victoria’s Secret Fashion show, where they probably make something like 90 percent of their yearly revenue, so they take it very fucking seriously, and we are currently in the period of the build up, where they PR teams get mainstream press, trying to push their angels, I get it. America is dumb, infomercials on network television work if they feature half naked girls…getting everyone excited about janky shit quality sweatshop clothes…available in every mall in America… She’s also spreading her legs in a pantsuit, like she was Hillary Clinton if Hilary Clinton wasn’t a lesbian, and if this was Hustler magazine in the 70s, it’d be porn, but today, it’s just boring…because Lily is boring….
Nina Agdal is wearing lingerie for some catalog pics that are boring as fuck, but at least they photoshopped out her nipples, I mean we’d hate for a lingerie company to be inappropriate by showing off the true products they are selling, it’s like erase her nipples, even though the bra shows nipples, because this is America, we are Christian, our money talks about GOD we TRUST and GOD doesn’t like nipples, even though according the Christians, he fucking made them… It’s all very fucking stupid, which is convenient – since Nina Agdal looks like she is half retard.
GAHDAYUM !!!!!!!! Oil Mogul Harold Hamm Ordered To Pay Ex Wife 995 Million Via NBC News reports: An Oklahoma County judge has ordered oil magnate and Continental Resources Chief Executive Officer Harold Hamm to pay nearly $1 billion in a divorce judgment, according to a court filing made public on Monday. Special Judge Howard Haralson found that Hamm should pay his ex-wife Sue Ann Hamm a total of $995.5 million, with about a third of the funds, or $322.7 million, to be paid by the end of the year, the filing says. Hamm, Oklahoma’s richest man, will then be required to pay the rest of the judgment, some $650 million, in installments worth at least $7 million per month, the filing says. Sue Ann Hamm has already been awarded around $25 million since the case was filed in 2012, the filing says. To secure the judgment, Judge Haralson has placed a lien on 20 million shares of Continental stock, the filing says. The ruling, which is subject to appeal, comes after a 9-1/2 week divorce trial ended last month. Expert witnesses for Sue Ann Hamm, a former attorney at Continental, had pressed the court to divide a fortune valued at about $17.6 billion in wealth that had accrued in Harold’s shares of the company since 1988, when she married Harold. Such a multibillion-dollar award could have forced Harold to liquidate a significant portion of his Continental shares, eroding his control of one of America’s fastest-growing energy companies. Continental is a leading driller in the Bakken oilfield of North Dakota and Montana. Harold’s side contended his wife deserves almost none of it. Next time he should listen to Kanye and holla prenup !!!
A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on Nov 11, 2014 at 8:38am PST I am going to assume that they are filming the Victoria’s Secret fashion show in London this week, you know the biggest, dumbest, most hyped infomercial america collectively gets a boner for because the girls are hot, and the produce affordable, making Christmas a lazy fucking experience, one that allows your wife to be part of the lifestyle and movement….because you have no fucking taste, you white trash piece of shit.. That said, Izabel Goulart is already in London. It’s really her most important job of the year, and the only job that makes her relevant to America, so she needs to commit to it and perform…otherwise she won’t matter and won’t make money ever again… And this is her showing off her workout routine, one that you could get your wife to do and I’ll assure you, even if she does it daily, she’ll never look like this…
Eric don’t play that! Eric Holder Blasts Critics In Newly Released Emails Eric Holder, the first black Attorney General who recently resigned from office , is being outed for blasting some of his critics in emails. In one in particular a very frustrated Holder suggested “some people can kiss my a**.” Welp! The Huffington Post reports: Newly released emails show Attorney General Eric Holder said that Justice Department prosecutors who were critical of the department’s handling of the fallout of the Fast and Furious gun-walking scandal could “kiss my a**.” Operation Fast and Furious was a botched effort by the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives to track firearms across the Southwest border. Revelations about it created a political firestorm, leading to congressional investigations and turnover within the ATF and Justice Department. The Justice Department selectively provided a batch of emails this week to the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee. The Associated Press obtained the emails on Friday. In one email from March 2011, after being sent a news story about the Fast and Furious investigation, Holder told staff, “I hope there is another side to the story.” Later, after the ATF deputy director assured Holder aides that “we did not allow guns to walk,” Holder responded to staff with, “Do they really, really know?” That August, Holder was told by staff that about 25 U.S. attorneys was upset that the resignation of Dennis Burke, then the U.S. attorney in Arizona, was announced simultaneously with the reassignment of ATF Acting Director Ken Melson. Holder wondered “why wouldn’t we get the benefit of the doubt. Assume we’re doing things for the right reasons and in the right way.” Holder later added, “Some people can kiss my a**.” It’s obvious that the Attorney General was at his wit’s end over the gun-walking scandal. Do you think what he said was fair or foul??
Irina Shayk is some Russian I like to call a Russian Hooker, because I am an asshole and I just assume that all Russians in America are hookers, who have either attached themselves to billionaires…or…well really that’s it…. I guess in Irina’s case, she dated a gay soccer player, who apparently isn’t gay, just Euro, and that opened all the fucking doors for her, since even with plastic surgery she’s hot as fuck…and when you’re hot as fuck…it’s easier to survive this scary world.. So here she is, no longer communist, for DT Spain…because she’s a babe…
