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Alicia Keys Not So Erotic Bathing Suit Pics of the Day

Posted on July 25, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I just finished saying that I didn’t care what a bitch looked like, just as long as she was in a bikini…well I want to take that statement back…cuz I know that what happened was I was so excited by all the ridiculously hot pussy…that when the ugly bitches walked by I didn’t even notice them..and if I did….I was so excited by the hot pussy that I was pretty willing to finger their assholes with my tongue… Cuz when ugly pussy is alone, in a “Me against the pool” party….it’s hardly something you want to mount like an animal in the fucking jungle….but instead…it is something you’d rather want to erase from your memory…espeically when it is in picture…something hardly jerk off-able…but the good news is that this in the fucking internet and you’ve got yourself some google to take care of your pervert needs…pervert. To See her In a Bikini Top – God Knows Why You’d Want To – FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Jennifer Lopez in her Bikini of the Day

Posted on July 25, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m hardly surprised to see J.Lo in a bikini, covering her shitty parts, cuz she’s in her 40s…but I am still surprised she won People’s Most Beautiful people, I mean before remembering that everything is fucking paid for and staged in a marketing campaign, it’s just too subtle for the average person to grasp, cuz the average person is an idiot and likely believes she’s the most beautiful person, even though, as you’ll notice in these bikini pics, she definitely fucking isn’t…. Yay… To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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The Useless Cast of 90210 on the Beach of the DAy

Posted on July 13, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

These bitches are the bottom of the fucking barrel. I mean I met one of them at a party accidentally once and I had no idea that bitch was even on a TV show….She may feel like she’s all celebrity cuz she gets stupid paychecks, but take the fact that the average person doesn’t know you, especially a fat drunk who posts celeb pics all day for the last 7 years, has no fucking clue who you are….and turn it around via showing the world your bottom feeding pussy…whether in playboy, twitter, a leak scandal, whatever…cuz this 90210 shit must be on its last legs, you the past cast of The Hills is still more famous than you, it’s the kind of shit that could make a celeb kill themselves, but why kill yourself when you can take your future into your own hands and fuck on camera and email it to me to put on blast…Come on girls…step your game up. You useless pieces of trash….

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Getting Off Oil: Forget Hybrids And Solar Panels, We Need Active, Exciting and Vibrant Cities

Posted on July 20, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Some cities are not only walkable and cycleable, they’re skateable! Matt has noted that almost three quarters of our oil goes for transportation , and concludes that we have to create “more communities where the average person’s daily needs are met on foot, on non-motorized vehicle and via public transportation.” But is there proof that this actually works? Does it mean that we have to turn all of our cities into Manhattan or Copenhagen? No, we don’t. We don’t have to create new communities and put everybody in a passivh… Read the full story on TreeHugger

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Kristin Cavallari Showing Off Tit at the Salt Premiere of the Day

Posted on July 20, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I think I am starting to appreciate Kristin Cavallari and her bottom feeding because now that the one thing that ever worked out for her is over and that MTV is done with her and her cunt friends…she’s gotta figure shit out and find her place in the world and by doing that she is showing off some tit and unfortunately, I am down with that….because I am dude and love when bitches know their roles in the world as sexual objects… Pics via Fame

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Stacy Keibler’s Long Legs of the Day

Posted on July 20, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here are some Stacy Keibler legs, not because I care about Stacy Keibler, or because she’s done anything relevant, but because someone keeps sending me fucking emails about how none of these hollywood bitches have legs that compare to Stacy Keibler, I figure that dude also has every picture she’s ever been in printed up and stuck to his wall with cum, a pillowcase with her face printed on it and a rubber vagina he refers to as Stacy, cuz the average person has probably forgot about Stacy Keibler since Dancing with the Stars and her Wrestling….but I guess maybe these legs will remind you.

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Ashlee Simpson in her Bikini on Melrose Place of the Day

Posted on November 12, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ashlee Simpson is on a TV show. I am telling you this because I don’t expect the average person to know this show exists, mainly because it is shit but also because bringing back garbage from our past is a stupid idea. I hate that these people try to put a new twist on the shi I hated 15 years ago, it is pretty fucking annoying and bottom feeding because Hollywood has no more ideas and the biggest joke in the whole thing is that they gave Ashlee Simpson acting work and by acting work, I mean a bikini scene with some other whore named Stephanie Jacobsen, and despite my hate for Ashlee Simpson and her family, I can still appreciate her young tight mom body that makes next to no biological sense mainly because we don’t have a good view of the ravaged wound in her bikini bottoms…not that biology is my area of expertise, since like Ashlee Simpson, I have no skills, but in my defence, I don’t pretend I do.

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Trying to Look Down Kristin Cavallari’s Shirt of the Day

Posted on November 9, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I always knew Kristin Cavallari wasn’t a real person. You know that everything about her just came short of what you’d expect the average person to have. Whether it was talent, or looks or intelligence or pretty much anything about her you can think of, her level of substance was hardly even half of an average person and here’s she’s showing us that when it comes to tit, she’s also falling short of average cuz she’s only got on tit

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Alicia Silverstone Gardens Naked

Posted on August 20, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Alicia Silverstone has revealed her secret to beating the heat while gardening, she tills her land in the nude.

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Avril Lavigne Wrestles Dudes on the Beach of the Day

Posted on August 4, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The one thing I’d want to see when my wife was off in St Tropez on vacation without me, is pictures of her wrestling some dude in the sand, even if that dude is clearly a gay, but that’s just because I am lookin for any excuse to divorce my wife in a way that I still get paid by her since I’m a broke ass trick, but I’m sure the average person’s blood would boil seeing their wife fuckin’ around with other dudes on vacation, even if we all know that whenever your girl goes on vacation she ends up cheating on you, because it’s one of those out of sight out of mind situations, at least that’s what every dude I’ve ever met who has gone to a resort has told me about how the girls they bang all have boyfriends or husbands back at home, but I wouldn’t know first hand because I’m a broke ass trick.

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