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Megan Fox Needs To Work Harder To Be MILF Of The Year

Posted on December 23, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I guess somebody told Megan Fox that she lost out on the MILF of the Year award to Alessandra Ambrosio , because she’s not even giving us a good look at her booty in those leggings here. I mean, we all know Megan would look smoking hot wearing a garbage bag, but what happened to being a gracious loser? Anyway, if Megan really believes in karma like her t-shirt says, I think she should send a couple booty shots to a certain less fortunate blogger. And who knows, what goes around might come around next year. Photos: Fameflynet

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Alyssa Barbara is Amazing in Lingerie of the Day

Posted on December 18, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is Alyssa Barbara. I’ve been following her on her INSTAGRAM because she’s pretty fucking amazing. She’s from Canada, and lives in Canada, all while Canada is the worst. I know this because I live here, and I know people from here, and none of those people look anything like this, but if they did, and apparently they do, I wouldn’t be so miserable…not that they would talk to me when they do look like this…because I am repulsive…but you know what I mean…and that is that I’d like to suck the maple syrup out of her ass with my tongue…because one thing I do know about Canadians in Canada is that they all shit maple syrup.

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Ashley Tisdale in Leather Pants of the DAy

Posted on December 18, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I just saw a video that I am not going to link…of Dogs being used in Asian factories as leather that they make all your North American shoots, boots, belts, gloves, wallets and fetish gear from, because I guess dogs are cheaper than cows…and dogs are man’s best friend so it made me very fucking upset…so looking at Ashley Tisdale and her broken down face…I can’t help but wonder if her leather pants are a stray dog…but more importantly, I can’t help but wonder just how hot it was in the studio, and how balmy she got in her unbreathable fabric, and how ripe her recently married, possibly pregnant, because why else would you get married, unless it was for fear of being alone, due to a botched face, which I doubt it was,, because she’s clearly got an ego and thinks she is hotter than she is, otherwise she wouldn’t be posing in magazines…pussy is… That’s all I have to say about that.

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Taylor Swift’s 2013 Bikini Pic of the Day

Posted on December 15, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Apparently, this is a bikini picture of Taylor Swift from 2013 that is going viral because Taylor Swift is a huge fucking deal, probably the biggest deal in the entertainment industry right now, but also because she normally wears weird high waisted bathing suits, that I just assumed she wore because she liked the way it rode up her vagina…seeing as she’s one of these sex addicts who goes through men and women alike…but I guess she was rumored to have a weird Belly Button, or scars from where they removed her conjoined twin that powers her inhuman-like talent, energy and marketing scam that has created her….but based on this #TBT….things seem to be perfectly fine…

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Rose Namajunas is the UFC Chick of the Day

Posted on December 15, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I find the UFC a massively homosexual experience….even when there are two girls fighting…because the girls who normally fight are practically dudes…but this Rose Namajunas who lost her fight as a slight favorite is pretty alright… I mean if you are into being a submissive, and jerking off to a girl who could kill you with her barehands…even though she’s a girl…making for some pretty top level, even professional level Cock and Ball Torture…you weirdo… I don’t really know how I feel about the whole beating the fuck out of each other thing, I guess I am into peace and nudity…not violence and nudity…I do know that I like this better than seeing two half naked dudes grinding each other…. Here she is doing the Harlem Shake…

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AshleyInLa is Amazing of the Day

Posted on December 15, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Doing snapchat weather reports with @sophie29julia #worldpeace A video posted by AshleyInLA (@ashleyinla) on Dec 12, 2014 at 6:44pm PST My favorite thing on instagram is LA based comedian ASHLEYINLA …because she makes fun of instagram social media sluts…by being an instagram social media slut…you know doing silly shout outs…or telling dudes to not be perverted…while fixating on her amazing tits and body…because that’s pretty much what girls who take themselves too seriously on their quest to be low level famous…almost a parody who isn’t even making fun of themselves…so ASHLEYINLA comes into use herself to make fun of them for us…and the whole thing is hot as fuck…I’m a fan…

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Nadja Bender for Twin Magazine of the Day

Posted on December 10, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Nadja Bender is some Danish model, I think, I mean I don’t fucking know, I just googled her and got bored… She’s already modelled nude, which is probably why she’s in this magazine modelling nude to being with…not that modelling nude is really that impressive, everyone is doing it…but just because everyone is doing it, doesn’t change the fact that I’d like to go on a bender eating her pussy like it was a drug…stuffing my face with it til she squirted so hard there was nothing left, still unwilling to stop…swollen dehydrated tongue…sore throat …just self destructing on her pussy…until no longer healthy, even though I don’t think any model pussy is healthy, they’ve done some shit with photographers to get to this point, but I still want eating her pussy to be considered a problem I needed to go to rehab for…because she’s just that good…

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Chrissy Teigen Panty Flash of the Day

Posted on December 4, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I like to consider Chrissy Teigen a good friend of the site, because she’s taken the time to blog about me before blocking me off of all her social media, calling me out for being a rapist or some shit, when just a year earlier she was telling me how funny I was, which I am…making for a love of unstable that turns me on more than any panty flashes to draw attention to herself because she’s finally gone out there to have her very own career, instead of modeling for the free catering, while living off Legend money, which to date is pretty much what she does…and none of this matters…what mattes is Panties…in public…giving me boners…because I love panties .

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Miley Cyrus Naked in Bed of the Day

Posted on November 28, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

A photo posted by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on Nov 11, 2014 at 1:24am PST I would rather this be the porn parody of Miley Cyrus, Miley Thigh-Rus, with spread legs, making a nude in bed selfie matter, but I’ll accept this from Miley Cyrus, better named Miley Virus, because she’s a cancer on the youth, but I guess that’s why I like her…you see – I like all evil… Here she is pinching her nipples on her birthday

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Khloe Kardashian Goes to the Gym of the Day

Posted on November 27, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am not thankful for the Kardashians…none of the Kardashians…not the model tween Kardashians…or the monster Gorilla Kardashian who walks the fine like of whether she’s a man or a woman… I am however thankful for Kim’s sex tape…because it made me 10,000 dollars…. I am also thankful that they dumb down the world and make them think that all it takes to make 100,000,000 dollars a year…is a sex tape… because I like watching sex tapes… Here’s a Turkey lookin’ body, on a Turkey looking Turkish bitch, thanks the Armenian Genocide, provided that she’s not O.J’s daughter….going to the gym…because she fucking needs to…. CLICK HERE

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