Her name is Julia Pereira. She’s a Brazilian model who hasn’t been tainted by the Victoria’s Secret empire that like the Portuguese explorers before them, raped and pillaged Brazil for all their natural resources, by distracting the locals with false promises of salvation like the Portuguese did with catholicism…only unlike catholicism…the Victoria’s Secret salvation kind of comes true, if fame, fortune and billionare husbands is what you’re into.. That said, Julia Pereira proves you don’t need Victoria’s Secret to be a Brazilian bikini model…you just need to look like this…and more importantly…to have bikinis… The post JUlia Pereira’s in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Jessica Simpson is taking advantage of her serious weight loss that I assume was funded by Weight Watchers….and has become the face and body of her billion dollar clothing line…because I guess she can, but more importantly, like all fat chicks who have lost the weight and rediscovered their sex appeal, they want to get the word out there and have people jerk off to them like they were still in their 20s, because all the money in the world can’t buy that…but hours at the gym and not eating cake all day everyday can… People relate to her…and now that she’s skinny, she’s all about being slutty and romantic, despite all the kids out of wedlock she’s had…we get it, she’s horny as fuck….and so in love…and it is ok because it is her husband…. And like she did with her 50 Shardes of Grey bullshit…here’s another one of her being manhandled…but I just find it weird…and awkward..even tacky…like a poster in a trailer park…which I guess is about right…considering… TO SEE HER 50 SHADES OF GREY WEIRDNESS CLICK HERE The post Jessica Simpson’s Erotica Continues of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I guess Lindsay Lohan has finally been quarantined by the center for disease control…you know thanks to her vagina being pretty fucking contaminated… She’s working on a comeback in the weirdest of ways, but it is a comeback nevertheless…when really all she needs is a video of a dude coming on her back…to remind us what Lohan is, what she does and what she represents… Remember, that even at her peak she was a shitty actor barely working, and instead was just noise and tabloid fodder, but I still believe she will one day win an Oscar… Mainly becasue the Oscars are a fucking scam…that mean nothing and will do whatever it takes for ratings… Here she is in some lingerie…. The post More Lindsay Lohan Instagram Weridness of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Ava Sambora is Richie Sambora, who just got in trouble for threatening to kill his assistant ,or girlfriend, or who the fuck knows…he’s in Bon Jovi, rich as fuck and was married to Heather Locklear, the model actress but most importantly, the rock groupie in the 90s, which ended with more than a case of herpes, but a marriage, a divorce settlement, and probably a pretty exciting life, that ugly girls never get to experience…. Well, it also ended with Ava Sambora, who is a young model, 16 or 17, that has been producing some pics on her instagram from her trip that she went with both parents on in Bora Bora…that involve a 16 or 17 year old in a bikini, and although having sex with 16 or 17 year olds is illegal…as is erotica featuring 16 or 17 year old girls, unless you’re Victoria’s Secret in the 90s, or the producer of Blue Lagoon….you shouldn’t look at this sexually, but instead cross reference it to any girl you’ve got with who has been over 20, because that’s usually around the time they all fall apart…. All this to say, I wonder how many other kids he has floating around the world thanks to groupies, but more importantly, I predict a lot of good things to come with this celebrity kid…thanks to social media…and daddy issues and all that having too much access to money, and parents too into themselves to pay attention – I beleive… The post Ava Sambora in a Bikini in Bora Bora of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Even though her tramp stamp, that I think is a “bow”…like her ass is a present, is still a fucking tramp stamp, despite me loving tramp stamps, they date her… I have to agree with her trashy, rich, Mexican ass for doing this to herself, permanently marking her daddy issues, and confience..because that ass is a present – the kind I would want to venture into for a anal and vaginal easter egg hunt…you know fill this fertile bitch up, and go at it wrist deep, which wont be an issue thanks to the two kids she had for marketing her organic baby food brand….the same reason she still pretends to be married… Either way, they are on vacation, from the whole billionaire life…and bikinis were worn…and I liked it…even though I think ALba is the worst… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jessica Alba’s Bikini Pic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Rachel Hilbert is some new recruit Vitoria’s Secret fashion model, I didn’t bother looking her up to see who her family is, or how rich they are, even though I assume that like the other recruits, she’s just another rich kid tyring to validate her existence through modeling, which isn’t a new thing, it’s been going on for years…decades even…rich kids just look better and have the resources to go to all the cool parties and eventually make a career out of it, thanks to their whore mothers being hot enough to land their rich dads…you know how it is… But maybe, she’s was found in a dumpster, bowling alley, mall or corn field of the midwest…it doesn’t matter what the back story is…what matters is that like all models she’s getting naked for photographers making art to get really noticed and I love this whole movement, there was a time we had to wait for Playboy to pay off these girls for the nudes, now it is free and it is everywhere and I love it… So here you go, VS Model tits…not doing VS but probably coordinated by VS, to get some buzz… The post Rachel Hilbert Does Hipster Nudity of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I am down with Gwen Stefani’s unwanted stepdaughter….because she only found out she was Gavin Rossdale’s daughter when she was 14….she thought she was her mom’s husbands kid…because that’s normally how this whole having babies thing works…but a paternity test proved otherwise…that mom was a slut groupie who let some Gavin Rossdale, a tranny fucker, semen inside her…. Turns out that works out great for her Career…even if it caused issues in the Rossdale/Stefani marriage, and I hope it did…you know her being shocked that he banged things that didn’t look like trannies….because Gwen Stefani has won too much at life… All this to say Daisy Lowe is fucking hot and seems like a lot of fun…more importantly I like to stare at her naked/half naked modeling pics…cuz this bitch got tits…money…and serious fucking daddy issues. I’m in love…I want to sing her love songs…but instead I’ll stare at her tits. The post Daisy Lowe Gets Half Naked For a Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
What the fuck is this Amy Adams…I mean other than a situation that you should have kept your pants on, and this is coming from someone who has looking at asses at horrible angles for the bulk of my life…from when I crawled into an outhouse at camp….to just last week when I set up a camera in my bathroom because I knew my stepdaughter’s friend was coming over… It’s like…if you know the paparazzi is watching you, and you’re on the beach, whether your a mom and supposed to look this shitty or not, you don’t have to play it up, by looking like you’re actually shitting, since it’s fucking awful to look at… Now I still don’t know who Amy Adams is, but she was nominated for an academy award…so I guess that means she’s someone…more than just someone who shouldn’t be squatting in a bikini bottom… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Amy Adams Beach Photo of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Nina Agdal, who also fucked, but was dumped by Adam Levine, is a drunken monster of a woman who I’ve been told lives in Miami, because the beaches are nicer and more rich dudes funnel through looking for sugar babies who have been “published” models to fuck… Now she’s doing a campaign for Beach Bunny, that I will assume is not paid, but rather a service tot he Sports Illustrated people who are the only people who give her any work, but who also give her a stamp of approval when it comes to being a sugar baby… It is like how escorts become porn chicks, because porn chicks have more celebrity, allowing the escort to command bigger budgets…Basic business / marketing… Well, catalog bikini pics suck…but they don’t suck my dick, but I bet Nina Agdal would if I offered the right day rate.. All this to say, whatever these are… are cheesy as fuck…and TO SEE THE REST OF THE SHITTY CATALOG PICS CLICK HERE The post Nina Agdal is a Monster in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Treats! is alright, they are doing Playboy better than playboy, in fact, Playboy stole a lot of their staff for the Playboy rebrand, because the rich as fuck, old as fuck Treats Perverts, are not quite old as fuck compared to Hef, they are just LA and more with it, but still have access to mansions and photographers, thanks to the Facebook Twin money they are backed by, to lure in unsuspecting aspiring LA models to their “exclusive” star studded events, by getting them naked for great photographers…in what may be a high end escort agency masked as fashion and art…but that still gets these babes naked and that I support… Here is Shane Seng, never heard of her, but I have got hard from her….insane body…and it didn’t cost a thing…because some Sugar Babies, mainly the ones who think they are models, are better than others… The post Shane Seng For TREATS of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
