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Skin Links 5.26.15

It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Who wouldn’t want to wake up next to a sun-kissed topless Camille Rowe? ( egotastic.com ) Michelle Rodriguez wears a see-thru dress at Cannes ( drunkenstepfather.com ) Britt Maren rocks the hell out of a two piece swimsuit ( hollywoodtuna.com ) Lana Kendrick certainly beats Anna Kendrick in the big boobs department ( boobieblog.com ) Toni Garrn also goes see-thru at Cannes ( thenipslip.com ) Heart pasties rock! ( doubleviking.com ) Jessa Hinton’s big breasts + pizza = Heaven! ( steakwood.com ) Alexandra Daddario really fills out this bikini ( fleshbot.com )

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Evolution Of The Bikini With Amanda Cerny

I’m a big Amanda Cerny fan, she’s always been one of my hottest Twitter girlfriends. So here’s a video I came across, something called “The Evolution of the Bikini.” But I’ve got to tell you, as a professional bikini blogger, it doesn’t have anything in it I didn’t already know — like the fact that the smaller the bikini gets, the better Amanda looks. And maybe it’s just the old-fashioned suits, but Amanda’s looking a little thicker than I remembered. Oh well, that’s nothing a few sessions with the Little Tuna couldn’t fix. Call me!

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Bella Thorne is in a Bikini of the Day

The number 1 activity on Memorial Day was girls getting into bikinis….while the number 1 activity for Bella Thorne to do in the next few months of her being 17…is getting into bikinis….there’s just this thing about not quite 18 year olds…being all innocent on the beach…minding their own business..as they frolic for the paparazzi that has no sexual overtones or undertones…and that is really just a girl not trying to give creepy old guys boners…because this isn’t the porn / selfie generation where kids are watching gangbang videos by the first grade… I know what’s going on here, because I’ve seen in happen for every not quite 18 year old…who’s PR team realizes that all you have to do is be a little half naked…and show off that youthful body..and the world…will be your oyster…at least until you turn 18, at which point people may stop caring… Either way…here’s an innocent 17 year old…in a bikini…who you shouldn’t sexualize…because that’s not the reason she went to the beach in white bikini bottoms that we can assume are sheer when wet…she went to the beach to just be a normal 17 year old…who just happens to have stage parents pressuring her to make them more money in these final months that they get to keep her money… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Bella Thorne is in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ali Larter Gets In A Bikini For Memorial Day

I know most of you are probably out there relaxing and enjoying your Memorial Day barbecues with your “friends” and “families” or whatever it is normal people do on their days off, but the hottie bikini picture industry never rests, and neither do I. So here’s the latest breaking news: shots of hot MILF Ali Larter spending the day at the beach. And if you’ll excuse me, I think I need to go take another nap after all that hard work. Phew. Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Leven Rambin for Instagram of the Day

She’s is in Hunger Games, so I assume she’s got some real weirdo fans, but not as weird as her fans from when she was on All My Children, where she played two lookalike half sisters, just because she’s that good of an actor….right…you know the weirdo disabled poor lazy people who watch Soap Operas for masturbation purposes…who probably don’t have internet access, because if they did they wouldn’t be jerking off to Soap Operas like they were on a sick day in High School in the 80s…but rather googling porno… All this say…she’s grabbing a picture of her tit for instagram…what a hooker… The post Leven Rambin for Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Zoe Kravitz for GQ of the Day

Zoe Kravitz is some uptight looking rich kid on a quest to pave her own way in the world…as her own personality…with her own causes…where she does her own thing…all because of who her parents are…but that doesn’t mean she can’t achieve greatness on her own with the access she has…greatness like getting half naked in GQ…and fully naked in other magazines…on her quest of being some kind of serious artist…or some other nonsense…when really she can play make-belief and it can become a reality…even though art is a fantasy and doesn’t exist…all thanks to trust fund security…. Not that any of that matters, let her be deep and spiritual in her hippie connected to her double half black making her half black hustle…because GQ is known for being a deep and spiritual magazine right? The post Zoe Kravitz for GQ of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lindsay Hancock Topless with Tentacles of the Day

If you’ve read this site, and you haven’t, because it is boring and I am a hack…you’ll know that I adore a girl by the name of Lindsay Hancock because she’s got a hot, fit, amazing body…and she’s constantly involved in the weirdest and wildest shoots…that sometimes involve toplessness and that always involve a direst link to my soul… This shoot was by SOME DUDE NAMED CHRISTO and it’s up on some Alien shit…that I love… Here she is doing a Make-Up Tutorial….where she spent 3 hours making herself into a pop art piece…crazy girl… Here are a couple pics from her friend Lisa Boyle… I’m in love.. The post Lindsay Hancock Topless with Tentacles of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Anastasia Ashley’s Sugar Donut Snapchat Hack of the Day

Here’s a little Anastasia Ashley and the Bikini A Day girl with massive tits…doing a little Sugar Donut in the sad…because fat tits on one, and a fat ass on the other…make them a combined force you’ll have to jerk off to… You fucking pigs… A photo posted by www.drunkenstepfather.com (@drunkenstepfatherdotcom) on May 21, 2015 at 5:24pm PDT The post Anastasia Ashley’s Sugar Donut Snapchat Hack of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lara Stone Knows How To Dress

I try not to pay attention to celebrity gossip — it’s way less interesting than celebrity bikini pictures, if you ask me. But these pictures of Lara Stone at Cannes made me realize we haven’t seen the Dutch hottie in a while, and apparently her and her husband recently split up. And since I’m such a nice guy (stop laughing), I’d like to offer Lara a shoulder lap to cry on if she needs it. Or a rebound relationship with a moderately successful blogger. And if she’s not ready yet, we can always just start out with a rebound motorboat. I’m happy to take it slow. Photos: WENN.com

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Lara Stone Knows How To Dress

I try not to pay attention to celebrity gossip — it’s way less interesting than celebrity bikini pictures, if you ask me. But these pictures of Lara Stone at Cannes made me realize we haven’t seen the Dutch hottie in a while, and apparently her and her husband recently split up. And since I’m such a nice guy (stop laughing), I’d like to offer Lara a shoulder lap to cry on if she needs it. Or a rebound relationship with a moderately successful blogger. And if she’s not ready yet, we can always just start out with a rebound motorboat. I’m happy to take it slow. Photos: WENN.com

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