I don’t even know if these are pics of Ana Beatriz Barros or some other model from the same shoot, in fact, I don’t even know if I am posting pics of the same girl, white girls, even when from Brazil all look the same, more importantly, I have facial recognition blindness, cuz I am normally looking at their tits…. All this to say, whoever the model is, I like her weird as fuck poses and squatting drunk handicapped person who needs to take a shit stance… That’s porn to me.
Based on a new report, Mariah Carey will soon have plenty of time on her hands. She and her fellow American Idol judges are expected to be let go by Fox very soon after Season 12 concludes. And just what will the superstar do after her failed stint on the panel of this singing competition? “Due to the smash success of ‘#Beautiful,’ fans are clamoring as Mariah makes plans for a world tour,” an insider tells Us Weekly of Carey and her new single. To date, “#Beautiful” has hit number-one in 25 countries and the top five in 45 others. Mariah – who is yet to speak on the rumors of her Idol demise – has not gone on a global tour since 2004. In 2010, she played shows in America, Egypt, Brazil and Singapore. Yesterday, meanwhile, The Backstreet Boys announced an upcoming tour in honor of their 20th anniversary as a group.
If it ain’t one thing, it’s muhfuggin’ other… Chris Brown Twitter Rants About Neighbor’s Street Art Complaints Via AP Chris Brown’s attorney is slamming neighbors who are demanding the star remove street art-style murals from his Hollywood Hills home. Neighbors claim the monsters are scaring neighborhood kids and ruining the hillside aesthetic of the area below Lake Hollywood. “There are lots of babies, lots of children, and they’re literally frightened. It’s like devils on the wall — big scary eyes and big scary teeth, and just the whole vibe is not what we’re used to,” said Patti Negri, president of the Hollywood Dell Civic Assn. The above was Chris’ twitter response to Patti’s comment. Responding to complaints about the monster art, L.A. city code officials cited Brown for unpermitted and excessive signage and ordered him to remove the art within 30 days. He also faces fines that start at $376 but could rise significantly if he fails to comply. Brown’s attorney, Mark Geragos, said the musician is not backing down. He says it’s the neighbors who are harassing Brown. “I’m scared of neighborhood busybodies like this,” Geragos said. “They’ve called animal control. They have sicced parking [enforcement] on him, and now they reached the heights of ridiculousness here. Shame on them.” Geragos said the city can expect a legal fight over Brown’s personal artwork, which unwittingly thrust him into one of L.A.’s longest-running civic debates. Although the city has a reputation for being the street mural capital of the world, much of that artwork has been done illicitly. City ordinances make it illegal to create murals on the vast majority of private properties. “They are trying to suspend the 1st Amendment,” Geragos said. In another moment of open rebellion Chris stated: In their best Rihanna accent we’re sure Chris’ neighbors are probably thinking: “Phuck yo’ artwork!!!” Image via LATimes/Twitter
Circa 2010 Brazil, home of sun, sea and catwalks! However as this challenging report shows beneath the glitz and glamour of Brazil’s most famous export lies a darker world of racism and segregation. Brazil has the second largest black population on Earth but an obsession with lighter-skinned models is putting darker Brazilians off modelling. Caroline and her friend Aline are aspiring models, eager for a life of glamour. But Aline is one of the only 10 people out of 200 at a modelling convention who would call themselves black. “There are more openings for white models”, one model explains. “Brazil is hiding what it thinks is not beautiful enough.” District Attorney Deborah Affonso says the problem is economics. Brands don’t want people representing them who are “seen as having no spending power”. However, a recent 8% increase in the catwalk quota agreement for black models is a step in the right direction to finding a “Brazilian beauty with a real Brazilian face.” youtube
Lindsay Lohan is not pregnant. Not that we ever really believed she was, but it’s good to know for sure, for the sake of the actress and society at large. The rumor came courtesy of last night’s Lindsay Lohan pregnant Tweet, in which the star wrote a simple declaration: “Its official … pregnant.” Well, it’s now official. She was just kidding around. The 26-year-old star posted on her Twitter April 2: “April Fools. Where’s everyone’s sense of humor?” LL was likely responding to some of the comedic backlash she received, as the Twitterverse largely scoffed at her belated attempt at April Fools humor. First of all, who posts an April Fools joke at 10:35 p.m. PACIFIC time. Second, pregnancy is not a laughing matter when you’re a complete mess at life. Then again, lateness is a Lohan specialty … she was an hour tardy to her crucial court hearing, and also missed a flight back to the U.S. from Brazil Monday. Just be glad her periods have come on time.
Is THIS what they meant when they told us the Easter Bunny was just a fantasy? Behind The Scenes Of Suelyn Medeiros Easter Photoshoot Easter Sunday is this weekend, and in that spirit, Brazilian model Suelyn Medeiros opts to bring us egg-shaped cheeks instead of actual eggs. Maybe this is just how they do in Brazil, but regardless, we are appreciative of her generosity. Hit the flip side to see more of Suelyn’s holiday gifts.
Hannah Davis is a 22 year old American model who grew up in St Thomas in the Virgin Islands….which probably makes her the only model ever to come out of U.S. Virgin islands, but life on the beach, would explain why she looks so good half naked…. I’ve never heard of her, but after some research, apparently she’s done some Victoria’s Secret work, but more unfortunately, has done some Derek Jeter cock. Cock, that has been linked to so many herpes ridden vaginas, leading me to assume that she’s just another statistic, but since I’ll never meet her, and even if I did I’d forget who she was as I tend to do, herpes don’t matter….I mean even when I’m about to stick my dick in a whore during outbreak, herpes don’t matter. I like to consider myself a carrier who can’t get tainted like that…at least when it is convenient to think that…while drunk. Either way, she’s making big moves for herself. FHM South Africa. That’s like the holy grail for models (No it’s not).
In the past, I have accused Gisele for being a dude…born with a penis…but only because she had a hard face and was from Brazil, where 60% of the hot girls are born dudes, and 20 percent of the hot girls who were born girls, have clits the size of your dick. True story, they do things different there. I even went as far to say she was wearing a prosthetic pregnancy bump…because dudes can’t have babies, except on Oprah. In the past, I have been disgusted by women who reproduce, because having babies ruins their bodies, from stomach to vagina….and hormonally they become all fucking lazy and slobs…not to mention they are burdened with brats who make me mad and also make me a stepfather even in my sexual fantasies…. But motherfucker, this booty is amazing….seriously, I finally understand her appeal, why she got cast with big brands to be half naked, and dude or not, the estrogen is pumping and this ass is from another planet. I mean shit, she’s carrying her latest Tom Brady baby, and I can still wack off to her… That’s talent. TO SEE THE EREST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Hey Megan Fox….remember when you were starring in big movies and getting paid millions of dollars….because everyone wanted to fuck you…before it built up your ego, made you a cunt on set, got you blacklisted and forced you to marry and get knocked up by David from 90210 because you really wanted to secure your demise…you know if you’re crashing you might as well fly the fucking plane into something that makes the most impact….to make sure there is not chance of survival… Well, it’s nice to see you making a comeback…starting at the fucking bottom, doing a beer campaign for Brazil…like you weren’t Megan Fox at all…but maybe a youtube star or a girl with a lot of Myspace fans…I mean seriously…this is bad…
My name is Laura, I’m 15 years old and I’ve been a belieber since 2009. I’ve seen Justin live when he came to Brazil in 2011 but the tickets sold out in about 2 minutes and all I got was a ticket in the worst section. Instead of a sweet 16, in Brazil we celebrate sweet 15, and those girls spent A LOT of money on their parties. Two months before my birthday, my parents asked my what I wanted as a present. I told them I wanted Justin, and I was kinda kidding. One week later my parents came to me and said, “Laura, I’m really sorry that meet & greet is sold out, but we got you floor seats.” I was like, “What are you guys saying?” Then they told me I was flying to Miami to see my idol in concert. I swear God I’ve never cried as much as I did when they told me that. I was in shock! I started my countdown and I would have to wait another 147 days. The day of the concert I woke up 7am, I just couldn’t sleep. I walked to the American Airlines Arena, which was near the hotel I was staying at. I saw the Believe tour buses and my heart was racing like hell. I stayed there and a security came to us and said the Believe 3D movie was being filmed that day. I went crazy. I met 4 other Brazilian girls, which I became friends with and we had the best time ever before the concert. My friend just won fake M&G wristbands and they didn’t let us go meet Justin. We also tried to sneak in but we failed. We met Jon Chu, and he filmed us for the movie and also filmed our Brazilian flag. We met Ryan Good, Dan Kanter (Jon filmed us singing “The Dan Kanter Song” to Dan) and Kenny. It was finally time to go inside the arena. When Justin got on stage, I can’t even describe what I was feeling. If you’re a belieber, you just might understand me. When the Believe key started the countdown I started crying and shaking. During ‘Baby,’ Justin noticed me and pointed to my Brazilian flag! The next day I was so depressed and I wanted to go to the second concert but I had no tickets. Fifteen minutes before the concert, I found this amazing guy who works for Stubhub and I bought tickets. Even though they were really bad seats, I was still seeing Justin! He saw that I was truly a belieber and he said, “You know, I got better tickets, so give me those ones you just bought and I’ll give you better ones.” I cant even remember how many times I said thank you to the man. The energy of a Justin Bieber concert is the best ever. I swear every time you go it seems like the first time seeing him. I had the best two days ever. I wouldn’t change nothing and I’m forever grateful to my parents, and also, to God! I know I didn’t get to meet him and this is my biggest dream, but I still believe one day I will. As my idol says: NEVER SAY NEVER… and BELIEVE. -@GonnaGetBieber More here: My name is Laura, I’m 15 years old and I’ve been a belieber…
