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15 Parents Who Need To Get The EFF OFF Facebook NOW!

There’s nothing worse than scrolling through Facebook on your lunch break and coming across something better left NEVER, EVER, EVER SEEN – EVER – but because some parents just do not understand social media, there it is in your news feed, floating on the Internet like the floater in the toilet. Because that’s what it is. A poop picture courtesy of a parent who doesn’t seem to realize that poop? Not the cutest thing their little cutems is ever going to do. Not by a long shot. We promise. 15 Parents Who Need to Get the EFF Off Facebook Open Slideshow 1. Little Booger Newsflash, folks! NO1CURR about your kid’s boogers. Nope. They don’t. View As List 1. Little Booger Newsflash, folks! NO1CURR about your kid’s boogers. Nope. They don’t. 2. Don’t Be This Dad Don’t be this dad. Ever. At all. Not even if you ARE a dude. 3. Damn Enter Key! This parent seems to have forgotten that the enter key starts a new comment and decided to share the play by play of the day in a 6-comment thread. 4. Doctorate Shmoctorate! Who CARES if you got a doctorate at 21 from Stanford? YOU’RE NOT A PARENT! YOU DON’T COUNT. 5. Daylight Savings Complainers Complaining about Daylight Savings Time and all your lost sleep might make you feel better. Or it’ll make you friendless. 6. Game of Poop What do you get when you combine a love of oversharing with a love of Game of Thrones? This parent. That’s what. 7. Humblebraggers Oh, the humblebragger. She wants everyone to know that her son is smarter than your son but (not so) cleverly disguises her sharing. 8. Lazy Days Oh, those lazy days of parenting! They’re totes not lazy! See? This parent can prove it! 9. Tub Poop Every parent has probably been here. Not every parent has felt compelled to share it on Facebook. At least there isn’t a picture. 10. Sleep Is For the Weak Sleep is a thing you don’t get to do anymore when you’re a parent. Complaining about it on Facebook makes you less sleep. IT’S A FACT. 11. Stroller Derby Hmmm, do I want the $300 stroller that normally goes for $500 or the $239? OOH! I WANT A MINI VAN! 12. So Much NOPE In the line of offensive baby attire, this might be the worst we’ve ever seen. Even worse than onesies declaring baby boys to be “boob men.” 13. That’ll Teach Her This mom decided to SHAVE HER DAUGHTER’S HEAD when the little girl got some safety scissors after her goldie locks. OMG! 14. They Just Can’t Win Even when this mom does it right by NOT being a narcissistic oversharer, she’s doing it wrong. Wait, what? 15. October Fools! Clearly the person who posted this can’t read the directions that came with her pee sticks. And the pictures on the test aren’t good enough. Or there’s the parent who constantly complains about everything from Daylight Savings Time and the lack of sleep to the fact that stores don’t open at 9:00 because that’s when she’s in the parking lot and doesn’t Target know that? I mean, doesn’t the world revolve around her kid’s nap schedule?? FOR THE LOVE. No. No it does not. So just stop it with that already! And stop it with your Mommyjacking, too! (Mommyjacking: a term used to describe the event which occurs when someone posts something great they’ve accomplished and a mommy comes along to say “nothing’s better than being a mommy!” or “just you wait until you’re a mommy!”) Anyway, scroll through the cringe-worthy gallery above for examples of 15 people who need to get the EFF OFF of Facebook IMMEDIATELY. And just for fun, after the jump, let’s also pay homage to those parents who take to social media to shame their children for myriad offenses. Because nothing says “this is for your own good” like humiliating kids on Facebook with an embarrassing picture that gets to live forever and ever thanks to technology … 13 Parents Who Humiliated Their Kids on Facebook Open Slideshow 1. I Really Relate to Taylor Swift Songs! Okay, the girl walked right into this one. Big time. View As List 1. I Really Relate to Taylor Swift Songs! Okay, the girl walked right into this one. Big time. 2. DTF? DTF? What does that mean? Mom and dad don’t watch Jersey Shore apparently … and we’re sorta jealous of them. 3. The Thug Life Chose Me You don’t choose the thug life, the thug life chooses you. You do, however, choose to befriend your parents on Facebook. 4. Justin Bieber Poster Child Abuse Covering your kid’s room in Justin Bieber posters is one thing. Doing it just so you can brag about it on Facebook is quite another. 5. Selfie Time! When your dad spoofs your selfies on Facebook, that may be a new (hilarious) low. 6. Socks Nothing is really lost until your mom can’t find it … except your pride. That can be lost for good. 7. How Did We Meet? The one word to describe how a mother and child first met … literally. 8. The Day We Met Another fond memory of how this Facebook user met some of the people in his life. 9. Good Save, Dad Dad really dug himself into a hole with this one, but recovered with a nice (albeit totally insincere) save. 10. Twerkin’ Out at the Gym! Not uncomfortable at all when your pop posts this to his timeline. 11. Photo Album Fun This is a common sight on Facebook. The easiest and most frequent way to humiliate your kids. 12. 50 Shades of Awkward Mom reads 50 Shades of Grey. And will tell you all about it in front of everyone you know. 13. Does Your Wife Have to Look at That? Questions you don’t need to be putting on Facebook in general … especially if you are “friends” with your folks on there.

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Epitome Of A Bad Mother: Meth-Addicted Woman Accused Of Stomping Her 9-Year-Old Son To Death

What a horrible way to kill a child. Woman Accused Of Stomping Son To Death Some women shouldn’t have ovaries. According to NY Daily News: More than her four children, most certainly more than her 9-year-old boy, Omaree, Synthia Varela-Casaus apparently loved meth. Her relationship with the drug began when she was 15, and its addiction was the driving force in her sad, crime-laden life, leaving her a wreck of a woman at age 38. She lives now in the Metropolitan Detention Center in Albuquerque, charged with kicking, beating and stomping to death young Omaree Varela in a seething rage in December. She did not mean to kill her son, she told police. She was only disciplining him and “kicked him the wrong way,” KOAT-TV reported. Varela-Casaus has been arrested more than 20 times, on charges ranging from meth possession to prostitution Two of her children, one of them Omaree, were born while she was in jail. At varying times, she has left her kids in the care of friends, relatives and the foster care system. Of the four youngsters, Omaree had spoken out in his own defense. Last summer, he managed to dial 911 while a 20-minute reign of verbal abuse and physical threats barraged him. On an audiotape of the call, his mother and his stepdad, Steve Casaus, are heard berating him in a series of profanity-laden rants. The kid never had a chance. Sad.

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Heather Lynn Miller, Texas Teacher, Caught in Portable Classroom with 14-Year-Old Student

A Texas teacher, Heather Lynn Miller, is facing felony charges after she was allegedly caught in a portable classroom trailer with an underage student. Texas Teacher Accused of Inappropriate Relationship With 14-Year-Old Miller was arrested Sunday night after a campus security guard at Katy Junior H.S. found the 46-year-old with a 14-year-old male during a routine patrol. Miller was allegedly “engaging in an inappropriate relationship” with the student, according to a statement released by the Katy Independent School District. KPRC reports that Miller answered the door to the temporary classroom, telling the guard “everything was fine.” Suspicious, the guard looked past her. What he saw was a 14-year-old student getting dressed. Police aren’t discussing details of the case; Miller, who taught social studies, was placed on administrative leave pending the outcome of the investigation. District officials said in a statement regarding the case: “Providing a safe and secure learning environment is and will continue to be our top priority, and we will always act swiftly when that is compromised.” 13 Teachers 2 Hot 4 Students Open Slideshow 1. Brianne Altice Brianne Altice, an English teacher at a reputable Utah high school, was arrested for having sex with at least one of her students. View As List 1. Brianne Altice Brianne Altice, an English teacher at a reputable Utah high school, was arrested for having sex with at least one of her students. 2. Kelly Burgess UK drama teacher Kelly Burgess, 26, is charged with four counts of sexual activity with a boy between the age of 13 and 17. 3. Megan Crafton Megan Crafton, 22, a cheerleading coach, was arrested after performing oral sex on a high school student. Damn, girl. 4. Sarah Jones Sarah Jones, a former NFL cheerleader for the Bengals turned teacher, was arrested for having sexual relations with a student. 5. Malia Brooks Malia Brooks – a 32-year old teacher at Garden Grove Elementary School in Simi Valley, California – was arrested on charges that she conducted multiple sex act with a minor. 6. Laura Whitehurst Teacher Laura Whitehurst has pleaded guilty to having sex with one of her students. She also had his baby. 7. Bethany Appleton Bethany Appleton is a 28-year old school teacher in Indiana. She has been arrested for allegedly sleeping with students. 8. Summer Michelle Hansen Summer Michelle Hansen has been arrested and charged with 16 felonies. She’s accused of having sex with young students. 9. Meredith Powell Meredith Powell has been arrested for having sex with her students … heard that one before? 10. Emily Nesbit Emily Nesbit, a high school English teacher in Pennsylvania, faces several years behind bars for reportedly ‘performing a sex act on an 18-year-old student in her classroom.’ 11. Corrie Anne Long Corrie Anne Long is accused of performing oral sex on an eighth grader. 12. Jennifer Fichter This is Jennifer Fichter’s mug shot. She’s a teacher arrested for having sex with a student (yes, another one). 13. Heather Lynn Miller Heather Lynn Miller is accused of a having an improper relationship with a student in Texas. They were busted in a trailer together. Miller has been charged with improper relationship with a student, according to loval police. She posted $50,000 bond and was released Monday. Local parents were shocked to learn of the allegations against Miller, who made an appearance in court Tuesday, agreeing not to contact the student. As the accused teacher walked out of the court room arm-in-arm with two supporters, she was met by a parent who has a child at Katy Junior High School. “You shouldn’t be around kids!” Cynthia Kaiser shouted at the accused. ”There’s been too many kids getting raped, getting abused and then why are these schools not checking to make sure these teachers are fit to be teachers?” Kaiser added. Those who know Miller encouraged others to hear her side of the story. “It’s sad because I know Heather, and I’ve seen her as a sweetheart that loves her children,” neighbor Pat Trull told KHOU. “Give her a chance.”

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Dear Bossip: We’ve Been BFF’s For 8 Years, But I’m Wondering If We Should Cross The Line To Intimacy

Dear Bossip , My best friend and I have known each other 8+ years (he is 31 years old, and I’m 29 years old). We met through a mutual acquaintance and later discovered that we attended the same school. There was never a flirting relationship between us, just jokes and genuine dislike of “aggressive” people. We’re both laid back go with the flow type of people. Most likely, this is why our friendship only ever existed on campus, i.e., we never hung out in a different setting, other than the first time we met. Fast forward 2-3 year, we’re both in relationships with other people. Mine ended; his turned into a marriage and a son. His wife was very controlling about him and our friendship. I’m not the type to step on anyone’s toes so her dislike of me made me remove myself from the situation. Thus, our friendship literally became nothing more than phone conversations here and there. I would talk to him like he was one of the girls and he would talk to me like I was one of the guys. A year into their marriage his wife (24 years old at the time, with 4 kids that weren’t his, plus their 1, 5 total) began to go out, A LOT!!!! Also, his wife would have the car so on days that I could he would ask me for a ride home from work, which was no problem, but again that was our friendship. The only time that we would see each other was a 20-30 minute ride home from work. Eventually, his wife got herself a boyfriend and asked him to leave because he worked “too much” and didn’t give her the attention she required. During this time our type of friendship didn’t really change. I would just listen to him as he questioned what he did wrong and how he could get his wife back and so on and so forth. At this point I myself was in a relationship and many of those conversations would be between the three of us. My ex telling him that he needed to get back out there (during their marriage he had lost friends and family by staying) find some friends and a new lady. Which he eventually did, but he’s not into dating. He’s a homebody and misses the family life. Last October my boyfriend ended up leaving me to chase his dreams of being a rapper. Also, around that time I had lost my job, so when he left I was left with stacks of bills and nothing more than a part-time job. My best friend, however, had finally got the job that he wanted and things were and still are getting better for him and recently he has been my rock. We’ve spent more time together in these last two months than we have our entire friendship. We go everywhere together, anything I need he provides, and if his ex goes nuts about the kids (her boyfriend left her, and he still takes care of her kids as if their his own) asking for more money leaving him broke. I do share the little that I have so he can eat, have gas money, etc. Also, we have never EVER crossed that friendship line, but… Our families love each other and not one moment goes by without one of them telling us to cut the –ish, and get together. It’s gotten so bad that our mutual friend is even joining in on the act and saying that we should give it a try. I don’t know what he’s thinking, but for me I know that the both of us needs this friendship right now more than we need to take a chance. But, things have gotten so bad between us that we no longer date other people, we’d rather do things together. Only time we’re with someone else is for sex, then when one tells the other its hints of anger on both sides, but neither of us go into detail. We both just shrug it off and down play the relationship we have with others. When I do ask him why he doesn’t date anymore he’ll say things like, “I’m tired from work” or “I don’t have the money right now,” but then he’ll turn around and ask me, “Where do you wanna go?” Or, “What are we gonna do today?” I’ve told him that I don’t want to cramp his style, but he’ll just ignore me or say “I’d rather be around you than them.” At this point I don’t know what to do or think. Should I continue to go with the flow or is this turning into an unhealthy situation? – Crossing The Line With Bestie Dear Ms. Crossing The Line With Bestie , Misery loves company! Yes, I do agree that this is an unhealthy situation. You are co-dependent on each other, and notice that you’re always together, especially when things are not going well in your relationships, or when you come out of relationships. You’ve become each other’s ear, and shoulder to cry on. You run to each other to be consoled, and to bish and complain about others, and what’s not working in your life. You’ve developed a relationship that is totally reliant upon each other’s misery. And, it’s not healthy. Look, don’t you think when you met years ago when you were in college that he would have stepped to you and pursued a relationship if he was interested? And, don’t you think after all this time, at some point it would have dawned on him, he would have made a move and pushed up on you if he was really that interested? What I’m sensing is that you are more invested in his life, and what’s going on with him than he is with you. But, I get it. You’re both emotionally and mentally needy people. And, he feeds your desires to be emotionally and mentally heard, and at the same time, you feed his desires to be emotionally and mentally heard. You feed off of one another. That is why he said that he would rather be around you than them. You understand him, get him, and support his emotional and mental rants. It’s baggage, and you both are carrying each other’s baggage. Other people don’t want to be bothered because it becomes draining. But, it feeds the both of you. Think about your friendship, and notice the pattern between the two of you. When he needs something he runs to you. You asked him why isn’t he dating someone, and he said he’s tired from work, and he doesn’t have any money. Uhm, he doesn’t have money because he is giving his money to his ex-wife who left him, and he’s supporting her and her children that are not even his own. He has one child with her, but he is taking care of a household full of people. That doesn’t make any sense. So, why is he doing it? Why is he giving her all his money? And, why are you supporting him doing this, and why are you giving him money for food and gas? But, this is the kicker, he turns around and asks you where are we going to go today, and what are we going to do today. Who’s paying for this? He doesn’t have the money, so are you supporting him and taking care of him? Why? Friend or no friend, he has to become better at managing his own finances, and stop acting like a damn child. He has to grow up and become more responsible. But, neither of you see what you’re doing. You two are doing nothing but using each other. Using each for emotional and mental support. Using each other for financial support. Using each other as shoulder’s to lean on and cry on, and mope and bish to. You both need to be in therapy, and, in particularly he needs some serious therapy. You can’t fix him, help him, or solve his problems. But, he keeps running to you because you are the only one who will listen to him, and give him a stage to perform. You support this bull-ish, and he will keep using you, sucking your energy, and draining you. And, guess what, neither of you are in relationships, but he will find another woman, and continue this pattern with you. No, I don’t feel you should cross the line with him by becoming intimate. It will only complicate your relationship by making it physical and sexual. You’re already emotionally and mentally in a relationship with him, and it has proven to be unhealthy, therefore, making it sexual will only make it worse. And, what happens once you discover you’re not physically attracted to one another, or the sex is awkward and contrived? Also, look at his pattern and behavior. Nothing will change between you and he. He will continue to work, take care of his other family, and complain about his life, and you will continue to support him, and be his sounding board. Stop being his sounding board. Stop financing him. Stop being his co-dependent partner in these emotional and mental rants. Stop giving him that much access to you. Stop letting him use you. I bet if you stop doing these he will find someone else to drain and suck the energy and life out of, and he will miss you for not being there for him, and helping him, and listening to him. It will become about him, and not how he’s treating you, using you, and how he leaves you each and every time he comes and takes from you. It’s time for a reassessment of your friendship, and what you clearly are not seeing. – Terrance Dean Hey Bossip Fam, what do you think? Share your opinions and thoughts below! Also, e-mail all your questions Terrance Dean :  loveandrelationships@bossip.com Follow Terrance Dean on Twitter : @terrancedean and “LIKE” Terrance Dean on Facebook , click  HERE! Make sure to order my books Mogul: A Novel (Atria Books – June 2011; $15); Hiding In Hip Hop (Atria Books – June 2008); and Straight From Your Gay Best Friend – The Straight Up Truth About Relationships, Love, And Having A Fabulous Life (Agate/Bolden Books – November 2010; $15). They are available in bookstores everywhere, and on Amazon, click HERE!      Make sure to order my books Mogul: A Novel (Atria Books – June 2011; $15); Hiding In Hip Hop (Atria Books – June 2008); and Straight From Your Gay Best Friend – The Straight Up Truth About Relationships, Love, And Having A Fabulous Life (Agate/Bolden Books – November 2010; $15). They are available in bookstores everywhere, and on Amazon, click HERE! – See more at: http://bossip.com/954035/dear-bossip-my-husband-spends-an-enormous-amount-of-time-with-his-mother-i-cant-stand-it-or-her/#sthash.ZlhRoZI5.dpuf

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Epitome Of A Bad Mother: Drunk Azz Woman Popped After 1-Month-Old Baby Falls Out Of Stroller On Busy Street

1-Month-Old Baby Falls Out Of Stroller While Pushed By Drunk Mother A mugshot speaks a thousand words . Via KHOU: A mother was so drunk as she walked with her 1-month-old baby that she caused the infant to fall out of a stroller near a busy street, according to Humble police. Sandra Grohman, 29, was charged with endangering a child. A concerned citizen called authorities on Tuesday to report that the mother, who appeared to be intoxicated, was pushing a stroller in the 1200 block of S. Houston Ave. about five feet away from a busy roadway. The witness said the mother had fallen over, causing the baby to fall out of the stroller. When officers arrived, they determined Grohman was intoxicated. They had the baby checked out by EMS at the scene. Grohman was taken into custody and her bond was set at $2,000. Her baby was released to Children’s Protective Services. SMH. Looks like she was off that “happy juice” for real. Glad the baby is okay.

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Romeo Responds To His Ain’t Isht Mama’s Ridiculous $67 Million Divorce Settlement Demand “She’s Gotta Be A Better Parent” [Video]

Sounds like Sonya needs a lot more people Romeo Responds To Mother’s $67 Million Divorce Settlement Demand According to TMZ reports : Romeo has some divorce advice for his mom — if you want $67 million … you need to earn it, and it starts with being a good mother. Romeo opened up last night about his mom and dad … Sonya Miller and Master P’s split — and her legal demand for a chunk of his empire … telling us, “Honestly, I love my mom to death, but I mean — we gotta just work out some things. She gotta be a better parent, y’know.” It sounds like he’s referring to Master P’s allegations that Sonya is smoking marijuana around their children … which she’s denied. What’s interesting is Sonya’s been living WITH Romeo, but watch the clip — he’s backing dad in this divorce. Unfortunately your browser does not support IFrames. Sonya must be in real bad shape if her oldest son-turned-roommate won’t vouch for her. Image via TMZ

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Katy Perry Dresses as Clown, Causes Car Accident Filming "Insane" Music Video

Katy Perry left children in tears at a recent birthday party when she dressed up like a clown and went insane, she confessed to Jimmy Kimmel in a recent interview. All in the name of her “Birthday” music video shoot. Not just for kicks. She wanted to go a dramatically different route on “Birthday”, she told Kimmel, because she was tired of filming such wonderful, sexual music videos. Seriously. Enough is enough with the over-the-top, sexy productions. Katy Perry Previews ‘Insane’ Music Video She said she wanted to dress in the most unappealing way possible. Perry was serious about the change in tone, sabotaging a real party dressed like a clown, attacking a dude with a piñata stick, and staging a scary car accident. The hidden camera gag was shot at Knollwood Country Club outside L.A. this month. While she revealed the stunt on Kimmel, she didn’t mention the crazy fallout . Most guests had absolutely no idea they were getting pranked by the pop star, whose getup was quite realistic, and many of the children were left in tears. One woman stormed off, she was so upset by the performance art Katy Perry subjected her to, and one little girl cried, “Mommy, I want to leave.” Wow. Think Perry took it too far? More on the story below: Katy Perry ‘Birthday’ Music Video Preview Katy Perry ‘Birthday’ Video Costumes

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11 Stars Who Went BROKE: Mo’ Money, Mo’ Problems!

Man, it must REALLY suck to be rich! All that money and absolutely NO IDEA what to do with it! That’s IT! Spend it all in one place, just like your mama said NOT to do! While this certainly happens to regular people, when it happens to celebrities it’s pretty epic. Watching stars who bring in millions and millions per picture have no money at all is sort of weird. And yet, it happens. Often. Celebs file bankruptcy like some of us change our underwear. Maybe they wouldn’t have to file bankruptcy if they bought normal-priced underwear? Anyway. Here are 11 stars who went broke (some will surprise you, some won’t), because having a lot of money doesn’t mean they know how to spend it wisely. 11 Stars Who Went Broke Open Slideshow 1. Lindsay Lohan Lindsay Lohan used to make serious bank! But she spent it all on blow and had to have her move to New York bankrolled by Oprah Winfrey. View As List 1. Lindsay Lohan Lindsay Lohan used to make serious bank! But she spent it all on blow and had to have her move to New York bankrolled by Oprah Winfrey. 2. Drake Bell Nikelodeon star Drake Bell, from Drake & Josh, filed for bankruptcy in early 2014. He was only 26 years old at the time. 3. Pamela Anderson Pamela Anderson owed a reported $1.1 million in back taxes and had to sell her house to keep from filing bankruptcy. 4. Nicolas Cage Nicolas Cage demands around $20 million per movie, which he spends on castles and jets and more material possessions than he will ever use in his life. 5. Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag Spencer and Heidi might have lived large on The Hills, but Pratt says that lifestyle is far from their reality. Imagine that! Reality TV that isn’t real! 6. Courtney Love Courtney Love might have been a member of Hole, but she’s in the hole more often than she’s out. She sold 25% of her share of Nirvana’s music catalog to get out of debt. 7. Teresa Guidice RHONJ Teresa Giudice actually owes so much money she’s facing JAIL TIME for it. She and her husband, Joe Giudice, were indicted on tax evasion charges and plead guilty. 8. Willie Nelson Willie Nelson once owed the government $16.7 million dollars. He released a special album called The IRS Tapes: Who Will Buy My Memories to pay his debt with the proceeds. 9. Lena Headey Game of Thrones beauty Lena Headey is embroiled in a bitter divorce from Peter Loughran which has left her with as little as $5 in the bank. 10. Tionne “T Boz” Watkins Tionne “T Boz” Watkins filed for bankruptcy in 1995, 2011, and again last year. The judge dismissed her third filing because she never tried to pay off the first two. 11. Brendan Fraser Brendan Fraser used to make a pretty decent living. Then, he claims, he was injured during Hurricane Katrina, which has left him unable to work. He owes his wife $900,000 a YEAR in child support.

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Valeria Lukyanova Without Makeup: Human Barbie Looking a Little Less Plastic!

Self-proclaimed Human Barbie Valeria Lukyanova was recently put down by Human Ken, Justin Jedlica, who said there’s nothing special about her. Without makeup, he insists, she’s plain Jane. Justin Jedlica , he proudly notes, actually underwent tons of surgery to become a perfect specimen. Well, that’s just bizarre by any measure. In any case, Valeria Lukyanova has now posted the unthinkable – a makeup-free selfie – for her legion of fans. Would you hit it? You might actually have to think about that now. The irony of this image? Most pictures of celebrities without makeup are meant to show us that stars are just like us, and that flaws are fabulous. In the case of Valeria Lukyanova, it’s an apparent attempt to prove that even without makeup, she’s more Human Barbie-like than anyone else alive. Clearly, she’s had a lot of work done over the years to resemble everyone’s favorite plastic girl-doll, or at least Valeria’s definition of idealized beauty. An ideal that does not include race-mixing , according to HB. Her extremely small waist, her wide eyes, her hilariously voluptuous curves that put make even Kim Kardashian to shame … it’s a lot to take in, visually. Whatever her point is, she looks better without makeup on. 19 Human Barbie Pics: Valeria Lukyanova’s House of Horrors Open Slideshow 1. Human Barbie Valeria Lukyanova Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, wants to emulate the doll’s appearance in real life. View As List 1. Human Barbie Valeria Lukyanova Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, wants to emulate the doll’s appearance in real life. 2. Valeria Lukyanova Photo Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, poses for V Magazine. Would you hit it? 3. Valeria Lukyanova (Human Barbie) Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. the Human Barbie. Kind of a freaky photo from V Magazine. 4. Valeria Lukyanova (Human Barbie) Photo Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, poses for V Magazine. Yes, that is a live person. 5. Human Barbie Photo Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, as seen on Vice. 6. Human Barbie Pics Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, in one of many freaky pics from her Instagram. 7. Human Barbie Figure Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, looking pensive on the beach. 8. Human Barbie Instagram Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, looking fake as ever in a tight black dress. 9. Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, poses on Instagram. Lovely. 10. Valeria Lukyanova Pic Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, poses for V Magazine. Hot or not? 11. Valeria Lukyanova Picture Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, poses for V Magazine. Hot or not? 12. Valeria Lukyanova Bikini Photograph Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, is not a fan of race-mixing. Seriously. 13. Valeria Lukyanova, Olga Oleynik Valeria Lukyanova (left) displays impressive serpent-handling skills with one of her acolytes, Olga “Dominika” Oleynik. 14. Human Barbie Bikini Pic Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, models a bikini or some lingerie. Would you hit it? 15. Human Barbie Before and After Photos Valeria Lukyanova, a.k.a. Human Barbie, before and after … whatever she had done to herself. 16. Valeria Lukyanova Bikini Photo This Valeria Lukyanova bikini photo is so hot. And by hot we mean weird. 17. Valeria Lukyanova Bikini Pic Valeria Lukyanova does yoga in one seriously hot photo. You can really see the benefits of how flexible plastic is. 18. Human Barbie Before & After Pic Human Barbie Valeria Lukyanova before and after in some crazy weird pics. 19. Human Barbie Without Makeup Can you believe this is what Human Barbie Valeria Lukyanova looks like without makeup? Nothing this woman could ever do would really “tone it down” in terms of resembling your average person (see gallery above for all the evidence you need). But it’s a step in the right direction. No doubt about that. Of course, to Human Barbie, “without makeup” takes on new meaning. It’s all relative. There’s still plenty of makeup there, just not circus clown quantities. It gives you a rare glimpse of Valeria Lukyanova , though, not just Human Barbie. This, more than any other picture of her, makes her look human. At least partially so. There are hints of it, albeit barely. Her appearance is shocking to behold, by any measure, but a lot less so than when she really cakes it on (which Jedlica says she does, accurately). Check out more stars with no makeup below … 37 Stars Who Are Makeup Free and Fabulous Open Slideshow 1. Bethenny Frankel No Makeup Bethenny Frankel doesn’t need no makeup! She goes all natural in this Twitter picture. View As List 1. Bethenny Frankel No Makeup Bethenny Frankel doesn’t need no makeup! She goes all natural in this Twitter picture. 2. Kourtney Kardashian: No Makeup! Kourtney Kardashian with no makeup makes for an interesting and unexpected sight. 3. Beyonce No Makeup Selfie Beyonce has shared this great no makeup selfie. She rules, this woman. 4. Mila Kunis No Makeup Mila Kunis is makeup-free in this ad for Gemfields. And she looks GORGEOUS! 5. Kim Kardashian: Makeup-Free Kim Kardashian in a bikini? That’s commonplace. Kim Kardashian without any makeup on, as seen here? Less frequent. 6. Courtney Stodden Without Makeup Courtney Stodden is makeup-free in this photo. What do you think of it? 7. Jessica Simpson With No Makeup Jessica Simpson without makeup is quite a sight to see. A beautiful and natural one. 8. Jennifer Lawrence in No Makeup Jennifer Lawrence poses for Dior in a new ad campaign with minimal makeup. She looks flawless. 9. Human Barbie Without Makeup Can you believe this is what Human Barbie Valeria Lukyanova looks like without makeup? 10. Khloe Kardashian: Makeup Free Khloe Kardashian is makeup free in this photo. She is posing for TLC’s “Unpretty” campaign – and looking good, huh? 11. Kate Upton, No Makeup Kate Upton wears no makeup at the airport. She looks cute just the same! 12. Marilyn Manson Without Makeup Marilyn Manson is not wearing any makeup on the set of Eastbound & Down. 13. Rihanna in No Makeup Rihanna in no makeup. Makes for a nice photo and change of pace. 14. Alexis Bellino, No Makeup Alexis Bellino poses here with no makeup. Do you still like her face? 15. Demi Lovato Makeup-Free Selfie Yes, this really is Demi Lovato. The singer has gone totally makeup-free in a new selfie. 16. Jennifer Aniston No Makeup Jennifer Aniston looking gorgeous as ever with no makeup. 17. Lady Gaga No Makeup Selfie Lady Gaga has shared a dramatic new selfie with no makeup. You gotta see what she looks like, seriously. 18. Jessica Alba No Makeup Jessica Alba has posted this photo to Instagram. She isn’t afraid to be seen without any makeup on. 19. Kylie Jenner No Makeup Kylie Jenner goes makeup free in this photo. And she still looks very pretty! 20. Emilia Clarke No Makeup Photo Emilia Clarke has gone sans makeup in this photo. She’s still beautiful, isn’t she? 21. Mariah Carey No Makeup Mariah Carey has posted this photo of herself with no makeup online. How does she look, folks? 22. Pippa Middleton No Makeup Pippa Middleton with no makeup looks very different. That is for certain. 23. Lena Dunham No Makeup Photo Lena Dunham is not wearing makeup in this photo. Would you have sex with her? 24. Snooki, Makeup Free Snooki is makeup free. And holding her baby boy Lorenzo. Cute pic. 25. Heidi Klum No Makeup Heidi Klum poses here, entirely makeup free. She is doing so on behalf of the charity Children in Need. 26. Oprah, No Makeup Oprah Tweeted a cute pic of herself with no makeup on the set of her new movie The Butler. Here it is. 27. Miley Cyrus No Makeup Good morning, world! Miley Cyrus has Tweeted this early morning, makeup free photos to fans. 28. Crystal Harris, No Makeup Crystal Harris is wearing a bikini in this photo. But she’s going makeup-free. 29. Barbie With No Makeup Barbie with no makeup looks different, that’s for sure. A lot different. 30. Lorde No Makeup Lorde isn’t just wearing no makeup in this Twit pic. She’s wearing pimple cream! 31. Katherine Webb: No Makeup! Katherine Webb in a photo with no makeup. The beauty queen looks a lot different! 32. Matt Lauer: No Makeup! Matt Lauer wears no makeup on Today, Monday February 24, 2014. 33. Savannah Guthrie: No Makeup! Savannah Guthrie in no makeup, as part of a Today Show special feature Monday, February 24, 2014. 34. Kathie Lee Gifford: No Makeup! Kathie Lee Gifford in no makeup, as part of a Today Show special feature Monday, February 24, 2014. 35. Bar Refaeli No Makeup Bar Refaeli is makeup-free and fabulous in this photo. She’s on vacation in Thailand. 36. Gwyneth Paltrow, No Makeup There’s not a drop of makeup to be found on Gwyneth Paltrow in this photo. She’s looking good, though! 37. Lupita Nyong’o, No Makeup No makeup? No problem for Lupita Nyong’o! She looks beautiful here.

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