While we here at Mr. Skin prefer the female anatomy all natural and au naturel, the prevalence of plastic surgery means we see plenty of phony funbags. We wholly accept these gloriously augmented appendages as another scintillating sampling on the skin smorgasbord. But as fake funbags go, Alyssa Milano , Diane Kruger , and Shannon Elizabeth have some of the best of the breast!
MTV News catches up with Angello after SHM’s last show at Ultra Music Festival. By Elizabeth Lancaster and Sam Hendrick Steve Angello Photo: Associated Press
“Everyone knows amnesia is bollocks,” snarls one of the thugs in Trance . Hypnotism, on the other hand, is fair game in this brash, beyond-belief psychothriller from director Danny Boyle , who seizes on a script co-written by Joe Ahearne and longtime Boyle collaborator John Hodge as a chance to play elaborate mind games with fans of his early work. A trippy variation on the dream-within-a-dream movie, Boyle’s return-to-form crimer constantly challenges what auds think they know, but neglects to establish why they should care. The pic’s flashy style, plus its stark violence and nudity, ought to transfix male genre auds. More of a conceptual exercise than a conventional film noir, Trance demonstrates Boyle’s determination to continue to overcome seemingly impossible filmmaking challenges. After painting himself out of a physical corner with 127 Hours , the director now confronts a psychic obstacle in attempting to tell a complex genre movie from within the confines of one person’s consciousness — even as others noodle with the same character’s subconscious. A charismatic, yet miscast James McAvoy plays the mark, a clean-scrubbed auction-house employee named Simon who snaps into action during the attempted theft of a Goya painting. Back in the day, all it took was a bit of muscle and some nerve to rob art from auction, Simon explains in a stretch of Scottish-lilted, direct-address narration that not only recalls Hodge’s earlier scripts ( Shallow Grave , Trainspotting ), but suggests a younger, softer-edged Ewan McGregor . To whom is Simon speaking: The audience? A hypnotist? The cops? Doesn’t matter. The film takes place mostly in Simon’s head, so it’s his experience auds see unfolding. After establishing how staff have been trained to protect the auction-house assets in the prologue, Simon springs the pic’s first twist: He was the caper’s inside man. Problem is, after removing the Goya from its frame, he sustained a blow to the head, and the crucial memory of where he stashed the painting is beyond his reach. Torture doesn’t work to bring it back, so underworld tough guy Franck ( Vincent Cassel , terrifically unpredictable) suggests hypnotism, allowing Simon to pick his own mesmerist. He opts for Elizabeth Lamb, played by Rosario Dawson , whose sultry power over men makes plausible how easily her character manages to put Simon under. While neither the film nor its goons puts any stock in amnesia, both encourage a willing suspension of disbelief when it comes to far more elaborate feats of mind-control. In that respect, Boyle seems to be asking whether he too can play the hypnotist. Using dynamic, visual storytelling, slick cutting and a propulsive electronic score, can he successfully convince rational auds to buy into an increasingly far-fetched story? The stunt works for a time. On Simon’s second session with Elizabeth, she pounces, demanding to see the men who put him up to this — and offering her services for a share in the prize, should they find the painting. It’s at this point in the film that things start to get really weird, as the narrative starts to fold back on itself, blurring the lines between reality and the hypothetical. Each time Elizabeth puts Simon in trance, she takes him to a new location in his mind, making it increasingly difficult for auds to tell fantasy from memory from lived experience. As Simon’s sense of danger grows, these scenes become more fragmented and violent, which allows the pic to introduce and instantly erase shocking homicidal behavior, but puts a strain on McAvoy, who seems too nice to harbor such demons. Boyle has cited Nicolas Roeg as an influence on the film’s disorienting style, and sure enough, Trance shares the jagged subjectivity of Performance and Don’t Look Now , along with the director’s raw treatment of anger and arousal. The deeper things go, the kinkier they get, as Elizabeth finds herself seducing both Franck and Simon — but are these fantasies real or projections of their jealous imaginations? They’re certainly real enough for audiences, who won’t soon forget the sight of a denuded Dawson, or the erotic art history lesson that explains her carefully sculpted appearance. Superficial pleasures aside, however, the convoluted script jumps and dodges so often, it soon loses the thread of its own story. This isn’t Inception , where layers of experience are nested neatly one inside the next, but rather a frittata, its ingredients distinguishable only by the various hyper-saturated colors that seem to define each scene. The lost painting is just the first of multiple MacGuffins, after which Simon’s missing memory becomes the thing they all so desperately need to recover. And then, quite abruptly, Simon finds himself on the margins, and Elizabeth takes centerstage — an opportunity for which Dawson proves more than ready — leading to a succession of reversals that seem a bit too dependent on enormous gaps in logic only half-excused by the pic’s record-skip storytelling style. With all its trickery, the film presents a sexy distraction, but proves a mind is a terrible thing to waste. More on Trance : Train In Vain Spotting: Danny Boyle Picks His Favorite Clash Albums − And Disses Phish
Christmas is fast approaching, and Netflix has a splendid selection of holiday nudes to start a fire in your yule log. Start off with Michelle Monaghan stripping out of her Santa lingerie in Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005), then head over to Natalie Portman ’s nip slip under the X-mas tree in No Strings Attached (2011), and be merry as a bare bunned Shannon Elizabeth wrestles with a killer snowman in Jack Frost (1997). You can also jingle your balls to full frontal from Maria Popistasu in Tuesday, After Christmas (2010), and get a north pole thanks to Diane Kruger in Joyeux Noel (2005). See pics after the jump!
I know she’s starting to get up there, but I’m loving what Gillian Anderson ‘s been bringing lately . And here she is at a Harper’s Bazaar Women of the Year event, pulling a move right out of the Elizabeth Hurley playbook: show off enough cleavage and no one will care how old you are. Works every time. You see, this is exactly the sort of wisdom that only comes with experience. I wonder what other tricks she knows… » view all 12 photos Related Articles: Geri Halliwell Drops Some Decent Old Cleavage Gillian Anderson Has Still Got It More Geri Halliwell Bikini Pictures Geri Halliwell Bikini Pictures Photos: FameFlynet
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Following the Bullying Video Seen Around the World, maligned school bus monitor Karen Klein is turning her torment into good, founding an anti-bullying charity. Making the School Bus Monitor Cry After the verbal attack she endured from seventh graders in upstate New York went viral this year, it was seen more than 8.5 million times by sympathizers. So extreme was the video that a good Samaritan set up a donation site to send Klein on a vacation. A modest goal of a few thousand bucks turned into over $700,000. The result, Wednesday’s Today show reports, is The Karen Klein Anti-Bullying Foundation , whose slogan is “Stop Bullying Now.” Simple, declarative and effective. Appropriately, October is also Bullying Prevention Awareness Month. Klein admitted that she never watched the entire video. “I just couldn’t,” she said, adding that she doesn’t completely understand how the clip made its way to YouTube. “I hope nobody else has to go through anything like that. I’d parent [parents] to tell kids that it’s not to be done. It’s not right. How would you like it if somebody did it to you?” “But I’m afraid some of the kids have been bullied, and that’s why they did what they did.” If Klein’s efforts spare even one person this, it will be money well spent.
Lindsay Lohan is Elizabeth Taylor reincarnated? According to Grant Bowler, her Liz & Dick co-star, oh yes. Check out the new behind-the-scenes promo for the Lifetime film as Liz rolls in her grave right now: Lindsay Lohan Liz & Dick Behind-the-Scenes The new movie, starring Lindsay Lohan as Elizabeth Taylor and Bowler as her on-again-off-again husband, Richard Burton, premieres November 3 on Lifetime. In the promo, LiLo says she can relate to Taylor. “I relate to her on a lot of levels,” says the 26-year-old. “Living in the public eye, dealing with the stress of what other people say, whether it’s true or not.” No word if Taylor was frequently investigated for stealing stuff or hauled into court for probation violations, or liked to send out ridiculous Tweets about Amanda Bynes .