Looks like Emily Ratajkowski is still hard at work taking a bikini vacation on someone else’s yacht. And apparently they even let her bring a few friends along. Anyway, I can’t really tell how hot any of them are, partly because my eyes are shot from all these years of blogging, and partly because I can’t take them off Emily’s perfect booty. Either way though, I’m not complaining. Enjoy.
I know I like to rag on all the so-called men’s mags out there and point out how their photoshoots aren’t even half as hot as the ones from the fashion mags these days, but according to my sources, this pants-melting bikini shoot from one of my favorite Insta-hotties Bryana Holly is for Maxim Australia ‘s July issue. And I take it all back. Maybe it’s just American men’s mags that suck. Good to know!
I probably don’t need to tell you guys that Emily Ratajkowski has a pretty tough life, constantly posting bikini pictures on social media while traveling the world pretending to be an actress/model and pretending to pay attention while rich dudes try to impress her or invite her out on their yacht. So I’m glad to see she took a little time off to take a vacation from all that hard work and just relax and post more bikini pictures on social media. She earned it.
Emily Ratajkowstki, Rat Cow for short, mainly because her rat face, rat hustle, rat scam, rat fuck to get ahead rat behavior….and cow-like milk filled and by milk I mean implant filled tit….is someone I love to hate, but don’t actually hate, because she ultimately doesn’t matter…if anything she depresses me, not because of her big tits on her small frame and not even because of the rat face, but because I feel like she knows she’s a fucking scam, a hack, and all she wants is some level of legitimacy she’ll never get, no matter how much money she makes… She’s in Italy pretending to be happy while living the life, but you know…she’s plotting cuz she’s knows the end is near for her bullshit career…she’ll get the instagram ads and make a living cuz she has that audience…but bitch is not getting into the A List movies she wants to…she just can’t…she’s been trying to long and she’s getting old…so we’ll see, I’m probably wrong…but I hope it’s failure from this day forward…right into obscurity. To see her naked on set over a month ago… CLICK HERE The post Rat Cow in Italy Looking Milhouse-y of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The toned, talented, and titillating Emily Ratajkowski turns 26 today, and I could not let the occasion pass without doing a tribute to this bombshell. … read more
Last I checked, Alessandra Ambrosio was 36, which is pretty much retirement age in supermodel years. And oh yeah, she’s also got two kids. But somehow her body still looks just as good as it did 15 years ago. I don’t know how she does it, but at this rate, Alessandra’s going to do the impossible for a supermodel and/or mom: stay an instant pants fire into her 40s. And I for one wish her luck.
Here’s Emily Ratajkowski getting dirty over the weekend with a few friends. And you know, I’ve been doing posts on Emily long enough now that I like to think we’re friends. OK, so yes, I know we’ve never actually met and/or talked, but I’m willing to pretend she’s a real “actress” whenever she does a movie. And if that doesn’t make me a good friend, I don’t know what would. So next time she needs a hand (or two), just call me. I’d do anything for my friends. Especially if it involves grabbing a handful of Emily Ratajkowski’s sweet booty.
Some people are talented, some people are brilliant, some people have substance, other people have tits, and within those tits are people who are able to scam with their tits, because they’ve been sexualized their entire life….and figure out at a young age just what it takes to get shit out of dudes…while others just figured it out in their adult years and it happened to work…either on their own or with handlers…but either way…the tits being sexualized are their tits to sexualize and it makes them feel good about themselves when they book jobs because of them and they see their bank accounts keep growing… I am all for it, even if I think this bitch is trash…her tits are good…and sometimes that’s all it takes… I appreciate knowing that the only roles she gets, even if it is high paid and she makes too much money – is nude work – to remind her and reinforce that she’s just fucking garbage… The post Rat Cow a Nude Scene Because That’s All She Can Do – of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Apparently, Emily Ratajkowski said she was having “Cannes FOMO” when she posted these latest topless selfies of hers on Instagram, and normally, I’d make fun of her for being a wannabe actress or something like that. But honestly, I can sympathize. Because I definitely know how Emily’s feeling. That’s why I’m always refreshing her Instagram feed. I’ve got FOMO when it comes to missing one of her new booty and/or topless shots. It’s probably my biggest fear. Well, that and a clown riding a shark. Now that’s scary.
According to my sources, the Cannes Film Festival kicked off last night, and for some reason because she’s totally a serious actress now and not just another Insta-wannabe, Emily Ratajkowski is there. And honestly, I don’t really care what Emily was doing there. As long as she shows up topless, I bet she gets invited wherever she wants. I know she’s got a standing invite to Tuna HQ.