It’s all over for Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries. Really. Seriously. Truly. 100% legally. FINALLY. About six weeks after their divorce case was settled in court, a judgment was entered last night in Los Angeles Superior Court to put the final nail in this seemingly never-ending coffin. People first reported the news, which was the very last legal hurdle for the estranged couple. Terms were not disclosed, though Kim and Kris did sign a prenuptial agreement and sources had previously said he will receive none of his demands . Kardashian, of course, has moved on with Kanye West and is expecting a baby next month. Humphries just continues to suck, both on the basketball court and off.
Tiger Woods is the talk of this year’s Masters, and not just because he’s dating Lindsey Vonn , who’s there to cheer him on, or because he’s possibly the best golfer ever. Guy’s dropping f-bombs after shots that aren’t even that bad! Tiger Woods F-Bomb (Masters 2013) On the 11th hole Thursday, Tiger hit the green in regulation, but left himself a long birdie putt … which apparently warranted some (mostly light-hearted) profanity. This isn’t Woods’ f-bomb, of course, and it won’t be the last. But when it takes place after halfway decent shots? The rest of the field had better watch out. Tiger is currently four behind the lead heading into round two.
Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are scheduled to come face-to-face today for a divorce settlement conference in Los Angeles. But there’s one little problem: the moronic Brooklyn Nets forward isn’t gonna make it in time. Sources confirm to TMZ that Humphries was in New York City this morning at 1. And with the first flight out of JFK not arriving at LAX until 9:15 a.m., it will be difficult for Kris to attend a hearing scheduled for 8:30 a.m. Both halves of the estranged couple are required to be present at the conference to attempt a resolution before their divorce case goes to trial. But Humphries may simply consider the event fruitless, considering he’s holding out for a $7 million payoff or he will continue to pursue an annulment. Kardashian is expected to call witnesses at the May 6 trial that will prove Humphries was well aware of what he was getting into all along, while Kris… is being sued by a clothing store owner who says he reneged on a deal. Yup, pretty much everyone hates this guy.
Another RHOA scandal … Kordell Stewart Accused Of Picking Up Gay Men Poor Porsha! Not only is the reality banger facing an epic divorce with her estranged husband former NFL baller Kordell Stewart , it looks like his once secret gay past is coming to bite him in the azz… and not in the good way he might like. Via Obnoxious TV reports: “A male usher at Philips Arena said that Kordell Stewart came on to him the last time he attended a Hawks game. According to the usher, who would like to remain nameless, Kordell asked him what was up and asked for his phone number so they could hook up sometime when he is not at work. The usher said he smiled and played off because he was very uncomfortable by what Kordell said and how he was looking at him, but he was at work and had to be cool.” Kordell has been dogged by down low rumors his entire football career and now with a mounting divorce, those rumors are only going to get louder. Do you think Kordell’s gay ways are one of the reasons he and Porsha couldn’t make it last forever??
Deelishis “shole” knows how to pick ‘em! The “Flavor Of Love 2″ “winner” was involved in a domestic dust up with her hubby last weekend, and it sounds like homeboy ain’t up to no good anyway because he’s also facing some serious drug charges. Via Detroit News reports : An alleged drug dealer faces new legal problems after prosecutors say he assaulted his estranged wife, Deelishis, a model and reality show star who won the VH1 reality show “Flavor of Love 2.” Federal court records shed light on a minor celebrity scandal that broke earlier this week when a popular Web site claimed Deelishis was assaulted by a pack of angry strippers. Deelishis, real name Chandra London Davis, denied the report. The 35-year-old Farmington Hills resident, known for her ample derriere, posted a message on the social-media site Instagram, saying she tripped on icy stairs while wearing expensive designer shoes. “I am fine & will be even better in a few days!” she wrote. Court records offer a darker explanation. Deelishis was injured jumping out of a second story window Sunday in Farmington Hills after allegedly being assaulted by her estranged husband, Franklin resident Orlando Gordon, according to federal court records. Gordon was free on bond and awaiting trial in federal court at the time of the incident. He was indicted in January 2012 along with more than a dozen others and accused of participating in a drug-trafficking operation involving thousands of pounds of blow and kush. Prosecutors asked a federal judge Thursday to revoke Gordon’s bond due, in part, to the alleged assault. “Gordon has engaged in criminal conduct that endangers the community — from driving while intoxicated to assault and home invasion,” Assistant U.S. Attorney Steven Cares wrote in a court filing. “These criminal acts show that no set of conditions can reasonably assure the safety of the community and Gordon’s bond should be revoked.” U.S. District Judge Sean Cox will consider the request March 12. Court records and a police report portray a violent incident Sunday at the reality-show star’s home on Muer Cove north of 13 Mile, where Deelishis lives with her two daughters. At 4:20 a.m., Gordon smashed through the front door and struck Deelishis in the face, according to court records. Deelishis, who had been sleeping in her daughter’s bedroom, ran to her master bedroom, where her friend was asleep. The friend? Michael Blackson, a popular stand-up comic known as The African King of Comedy. He performed Saturday at the Music Hall Center for the Performing Arts in Detroit. Gordon allegedly chased the comic and hit him in the face, according to court records. Deelishis, meanwhile, locked the bedroom door. Her estranged husband tried to get into the bedroom, prompting Deelishis to rip open the window screen and jump two stories to the ground, according to police. She later fled to a neighbor’s home and Gordon left his estranged wife’s house, according to police. “Davis was in a lot of pain from her right wrist,” according to the police report. “Davis also had blood on her right hand.” She was taken to Henry Ford West Bloomfield Hospital. Gordon is scheduled to stand trial April 9. He is accused of heading a large-scale drug ring with a second man, Wendell Tobias of Detroit. During a prolonged investigation, federal drug agents have seized more than $1 million cash, classic cars and more than $130,000 in jewelry – including Deelishis’ engagement ring and Rolex watch. Hmmmm a whole bunch of stuff about this story sounds off, for starters — why is he sleeping in the Master Bedroom — there’s no guest bedroom? Just sayin’ we’ve been to Farmington Hills before and most 2-story houses there have those. But besides that why is she saying anything at all about her injuries on Instagram knowing their is a police report and court documents out there with the truth. SMH. This sounds like some real mess. We never thought we’d say this but — Flav mighta dodged a bullet. Facebook/MySpace
Listen up, Kim Kardashian . Amber Rose has some painful news to share about new motherhood. “Man breastfeeding is awesome. It kinda hurts though,” Rose Tweeted yesterday. “But the bonding with my baby is unbelievable. So worth it.” Awww, that’s sweet. Rose and Wiz Khalifa welcomed Sebastian Taylor Thomaz into the world on February 21, with the first-time father so excited he just had to post a photo of his son online within 24 hours. Has Khalifa calmed down since? No way! “Bash is so awesome,” he Tweeted a couple days later. “He makes the coolest faces… My son wakes right up and gives me kisses on the nose and hardly cries.” Sebastian “The Bash” Taylor Thomaz. Sebastian “The Bash” Taylor Thomaz.
Watching Kate Gosselin and Kendra Wilkinson trade lives for a day on Celebrity Wife Swap felt oddly like old times. You know, when they were on TV a lot. As a single mother of eight children, it was kind of a total cakewalk for Kate to slip into Kendra’s life – one child, a husband present, a full-time nanny even. Kate Gosselin on Celebrity Wife Swap Still, all Kate seemed to see were examples of how Kendra is not that great of a mother, and lazy to boot. She didn’t hold back at all about her experiences. “Imagine my surprise, then, when I arrived at your house and discovered you have one child. It was a very unique experience to sort of do nothing,” Kate said. Later, she told her CWS counterpart, “Reading your manual made me believe that you just let everybody else do everything because you don’t care.” This reduced Kendra to tears. Jeez, Kate, tell us how you really feel! Sure, a vintage Kate Gosselin meatloaf recipe feeds eight mouths, but she may want to sprinkle in a little compassion. Watch some clips of the duo above – on the show and discussing it on The View – and tell us if you think the former Mrs. Jon Gosselin is being too harsh.
They don’t make celebrity gossip headlines very often. But now Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert have done so for all the wrong reasons. According to Life & Style , The Voice judge has been stepping out of his country music-singing better half with some 23-year old artist. Actually, if you read the non-huge print, the cover story is simply alleging there are just “rumors” that allude to this possibility. So don’t go burning down your Shambert bulletin board just yet, fans. In other, similar tabloid news: Is a Tori Spelling divorce on the way?!?
It’s been far too long since Taylor Armstrong used her estranged husband’s suicide for profit or attention, hasn’t it? The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star is back at it, though, blogging this week about her state of mind – and the state of her liver – after Russell Armstrong took his own life in August 2011. “I went through about nine months where I was drinking to cope with the pain and the memories,” Armstrong wrote yesterday. “I was drinking to forget, to stop the recurring images in my head, to relax enough to try to sleep at night.” On Sunday’s episode of this Bravo hit, Kim and Kyle Richards approached Taylor about her drinking problem, causing Armstrong to reflect and now open up. “I was self-medicating and the sad truth is that I didn’t know another way to get through the days — and nights,” she wrote in her entry. “I was confronted with the truth that the life I thought I had was only an illusion. What I finally realized was that ‘pain waits for you.’ I would medicate for a day and the next morning all the emotions would come flooding back — not to mention the massive headache.” But that’s pretty much now all behind her, the reality star concludes: “Thankfully, I had an amazing support system and they helped me realize that it was time for me to feel my emotions and let the healing begin.” She may be healing off camera going forward, however. Rumors continue to float around that major changes are coming to The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills cast .
It’s been far too long since Taylor Armstrong used her estranged husband’s suicide for profit or attention, hasn’t it? The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star is back at it, though, blogging this week about her state of mind – and the state of her liver – after Russell Armstrong took his own life in August 2011. “I went through about nine months where I was drinking to cope with the pain and the memories,” Armstrong wrote yesterday. “I was drinking to forget, to stop the recurring images in my head, to relax enough to try to sleep at night.” On Sunday’s episode of this Bravo hit, Kim and Kyle Richards approached Taylor about her drinking problem, causing Armstrong to reflect and now open up. “I was self-medicating and the sad truth is that I didn’t know another way to get through the days — and nights,” she wrote in her entry. “I was confronted with the truth that the life I thought I had was only an illusion. What I finally realized was that ‘pain waits for you.’ I would medicate for a day and the next morning all the emotions would come flooding back — not to mention the massive headache.” But that’s pretty much now all behind her, the reality star concludes: “Thankfully, I had an amazing support system and they helped me realize that it was time for me to feel my emotions and let the healing begin.” She may be healing off camera going forward, however. Rumors continue to float around that major changes are coming to The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills cast .
