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Webcam Star of the Day

This 19 year old named roxxxiii was using this cam site as a career move. She gets that horny dudes will bankroll her life if she interacts with them in a bra. She had endless immigrant dudes asking her if she likes uncut dicks, if she likes biting off dicks,one guy even said he’s going to take big cum and she smiled so much, cuz she was getting paid hard… One guy laughed at her buck teeth, that guy was me, and she said it was cuz she sucked her thumb as a kid…something that made the authentic perverts real fucking exciting…. I spent 15 mins on her show. The entire time she was demanding money. She kept saying “Give me tokens, you have three minutes to give me tokens”, and I would been mad if I wasn’t too busy laughing at the dudes knee deep in the shit… So she wins even if she doesn’t get naked and hardly does anything erotic, all she did was sit there and wait with a timer, she didn’t even talk dirty…just timelines and targets to reach her money goals, reminding us how idiotic men are and pretty much laugh in our face for being such morons…sending her money…for nothing…that’s why roxxxiii is today’s webcam star…I mean along with her buck teeth. Awesome… TO FIND YOUR OWN WEBCAM STAR HERE – There are MIllions of Them FOLLOW THIS LINK TO FIND YOUR OWN WEBCAM STAR HERE – There are MIllions of Them FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Rihanna Showing off some Titty and Showing off Some Legs of the Day

Rihanna is such a slut… Legs…. Tits…. This is the kind of shit that makes Beyonce a jealous, insecure cunt who hits the gym, gets what look like implants, all to secure her position as Jay Z’s number 1 ho….cuz you can’t take the gully crackwhore out of the bitch….even if she’s all rich and called a Diva and shit…

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Carmen Electra Doing Yoga Poolside of the Day

I call Carmen Electra Carmen Sandiego cuz I don’t know where in the world she is….You know since her career died and she pretty much disappeared. I’m witty like that, you know almost comedic genius except for the whole “it’s not funny” part…at least not funny according to her ex husband and my twitter best friend Dave Navarro who told me I was an idiot when I wrote that…which would have hurt my feelings if I had feelings.. That said, here are some pictures of Carmen Electra, clearly still alive, dressed for St Patrick’s day, stretching in all kinds of good ways next to the pool, even if this isn’t the 90s and she’s not the hottest fake tits on MTV….even if she’s no longer in her 20s….even if she looks like Fergie….even if she’s wearing too much clothes…it’s good enough for me cuz I’m the kind of guy who likes watching local yoga troops in action…it’s like free porn in the park during the summers…and free porn is always good porn…even if the girls in the shit justify why it’s free…if you know what I mean…

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Megan Fox for Emporio Armani of the Day

One of the more depressing parts of my life is that Megan Fox ads for Armani, where she is in her underwear, are the biggest story for my site and I have to write about he site like I fucking care…. One of the more depressing parts of David from 90210’s life is that the only work he can get as an actor is on Desperate Housewives, but I guess when you unemployed housewife in real life looks like this, whoring yourself for bad television cuz you suck is the least of your concerns… What it comes down to is that I see hot girls half naked everyday, they don’t have the marketing budgets behind them to be Megan Fox hype, which is 95 percent hype, but that makes their facebook albums are more fun to jerk off to….creeper.

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Carmen Electra Doing Yoga Poolside of the Day

I call Carmen Electra Carmen Sandiego cuz I don’t know where in the world she is….You know since her career died and she pretty much disappeared. I’m witty like that, you know almost comedic genius except for the whole “it’s not funny” part…at least not funny according to her ex husband and my twitter best friend Dave Navarro who told me I was an idiot when I wrote that…which would have hurt my feelings if I had feelings.. That said, here are some pictures of Carmen Electra, clearly still alive, dressed for St Patrick’s day, stretching in all kinds of good ways next to the pool, even if this isn’t the 90s and she’s not the hottest fake tits on MTV….even if she’s no longer in her 20s….even if she looks like Fergie….even if she’s wearing too much clothes…it’s good enough for me cuz I’m the kind of guy who likes watching local yoga troops in action…it’s like free porn in the park during the summers…and free porn is always good porn…even if the girls in the shit justify why it’s free…if you know what I mean…

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Karissa Shannon in Staged Bikini Pics of the Day

I haven’t decided if I run this site because I am fascinated by bitches who get naked or half naked or even fuck on camera like little porn whores cuz I am a pervert and love pussy – or if I am fascinated that being a naked or half naked or even a fuck on camera whore is all it takes to get famous or noticed these days…It’s like we are that desperate and unhappy in the pussy we get to fuck…that we turn to this trash to get off…even though there are millions of hotter bitches out there…they just aren’t morally devoid and willing to sell themselves like the hookers they are…making them boring in comparison to trash like Karissa Shannon and I think what it comes down to is that I need to spend less time figuring out this obvious quest for fame hustle and spend more time staring at her great ass…cuz really that’s about all the substance she’s got and that substance happens to be pretty alright to loook at, even if she’s embarrassing on all levels… It still amazes me that these low level bitches with very little to offer other than a good body and a willingness to get naked or fucked on camera get attention for it…It’s like are we that desperate

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Ivana Trump Old Lady Bikini Pictures of the Day

This should be enough reason to never crave growing old with a bitch cuz when they grow old they become disgusting….because lets face it as long as there’s a pussy, dried up, atrophic, infertile and menopausal or not, there’s still a fucking pussy…and really not worrying about pregnancy, the friction of dry lip, the grey pubic hair and loosened collagen making a war torn eastern europe she escaped relived in her panties can be a little exhilerating to have every once in a while, especially if it bakes you cookis like the granny you never head… Seriously, look at her thigh, if that looks like that, I can’t imagine what she’s hiding in her boxy bodied bikini bottoms…but I’m sure it’s a lot like a science experiment gone wrong…. The idea of waking up next to this on a regular basis…scares me…even if she pays a decent salary…I mean the taste, smells and visuals she comes with are a fucking nightmare…. So here’s Ivana Trump, an ex model, richer than fucking God, and still looking like a bloated, melting disaster….and me proving that I have no standards….something I’ve done countless times before… Let’s hope she does Playboy cuz I’m in love…or maybe I just want her to put on a snowsuit…you know get back to her pro skiing roots…I’m so confused by this…I hate you internet..

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Marisa Miller Showing Off her Workout of the Day

Marisa Miller did Shape magazine, because she’s a fantastic shape even if she has fake tits, which I fucking hate…. I also hate that she looks like a 40 year old french stripper with no lips and a hard face…..ready to chain smoke and give a lap dance for 8 dollars a song, even though the other girls charge 10 dollars a song…She’s a smar t marketer like that…..but I’m just being an asshole…because a body as fit as this is something worth staring at…… She’s peddling a line of signature surfboards and her interview made me hate her, but you’ll be down with her All-American marketing strategy…cuz that’s just the person you are….and I’ll just remain the person staring at the amazingly tight shit….

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Karissa and Kristina Shannon Pole Dance in Somewhere of the Day

I feel like I may be the official Karissa Shannon Fan Club website…. I post about this bitch always and I don’t even find her interesting….Sure her sex tape that featured her getting rocked hard by a black actor turned drug dealer was alright…but I’m sure it was nothing like how her dad used to stick it to her and her twin sister when they were growing up and learning how to strip at a young age to pay for daddy’s beer….you know how it is in white trash homes. Here was her exclusive sex tape clip Vivid sent me years ago….. If anything I barely find her hot…She is just typical, obvious and boring…it just worked cuz she was willing to get naked and had a twin sister who was also willing to get naked….and the whole attempt to get famous like she was Kim Kardashian with a black man sex tape was an alright hustle, if maybe she wasn’t already a stripping, Playboy, getting naked for money attention seeker prior to her officially fucking on camera… Here she is in some Sofia Coppolla movie called Somewhere that I should be getting paid to promote, but I am not….making some mainstream crossover with her sister…thanks to Heff….which must be exciting for her considering her future is going to filled with throat fucking bootleg midget porn…cuz that’s just what happes at rock bottom…I wonder how much character research she had to do for this one….I mean since she was just playing her stripping whore self…and when it comes to stripping, I never complaining.. To Get Her Sex Tape – Follow this Link GO

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More Pics of Bar Refaeli in her Bikini of the Day

I am pretty down with this Bar Refaeli chick….and I figured posting pictures of her thickness in a bikini is always worth doing….even if it is a few days too late…or if the world has already seen them…because as far as I’m concerned, they never get old or tired…even if she does. To See Some Newer Bikini Pictures of her Curvy, Luxurious Body from Some Photo Agency I Am Not Allowed to Post Pictures From – Follow This Link GO

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