Your guess is as good as mine when it comes to who this Shandi Finnessey chick is, but whoever she is, I’m obviously digging her shoot for Lady Lux Swimwear. I’ve just been told that she was Miss USA back in 2004, which explains a lot, but here at Hollywood Tuna, when it comes to hotties in bikinis, we don’t discriminate. Famous or not, everybody’s welcome. So if you think you’ve got what it takes, feel free to email me. Especially if you’re a former Miss USA winner. » view all 19 photos
Lauren Stoner is some HOT ASS from Miami who has done pretty much nothing but real low level Miami based acting jobs….leading to her very own IMDB page….even though her most substantial contribution to the world was FLASHING HER FUCKING TITS WHILE TANNING ……because she’s got an amazing fucking body, and famous or not, that’s all that fucking matters in a bitch….who cares what shows she’s been on, or if she’s got money or a career, all I care about is staring at her, and knowing her desperation to become famous, you know desperate enough to become friends with the paparazzi….and getting half naked as much as possible for them to put her pics on blast, cuz blogs will write about a bitch under those circumstances….desperation is always hot….even when it is for oxygen….. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK I approve of this message: LIKE US ON FACEBOOK EVEN IF YOU DON’T LIKE US
Fat Chick Cleavage never impresses me cuz anyone can eat donuts motherfucker…if anything I find fat chicks with no tits way crazier because it just doesn’t make any fucking sense biologically….and as I’m a titty scientist…it fascinates me…. Sure Christina Hendricks has harnessed herself in to look like she’s got a waist and curves like this was Hollywood of the 50s, but it’s not the fucking 50s, and as fun as staring at her tits pushed up to her neck is, it kinda loses it’s appeal when I visualize what she looks like naked….or in a bikini…when the straps are removed and we’re left with the true story…. But I guess showing off the tits, like fat chicks for decades before her, are a decent distraction from truth and sometimes distraction is all we need, cuz truth fucking sucks…
Blake Lively was on set in a bikini…only for some reason no one has the pics of her in that bikini…but instead they bring us this as the closest thing….when really I wanted to zoom in on her bikini bottoms to see if I can see the remnants of Leonardo Dicaprio’s dried up semen she hasn’t washed from inside her vagina or it’s drip down her leg…because his penis was the golden beacon of light that brought her hope of a better tomorrow…even though she’s doin’ okay with those long legs on her own….it’s just that ever C-Lister wants an A-List scandal to give them some purpose…but more importantly every girl, famous or not, wants Leo’s cum inside them….and when they get that chance…they cherish it until it starts to smell…true story. To see the rest of the pics of Blake Lively on Set… FOLLOW THIS LINK
