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Catherine Zeta Jones VS The Paparazzi of the Day

Pissed the paparazzi photographed my ass, thus sharing the photographs my husband took of my ass. Always a better option for viewing I guess the throat cancer from eating pussy has got in the way of Michael Douglas’ photography skills, or maybe, he’s just too fucking old to figure out how an iPhone works, and maybe he’s not even on the iPhone yet, he’s rich, who gives a fuck about iphones, he can pay trained monkeys to do menial tasks like text, email and take pictures for him…because these phone pics are fucking GARBAGE….not just because they feature old, tired, Catherine Zeta Jones, who I’ve never cared for….but because they re pixelated, blurry, run through some fucking filters… Meaning, I appreciate the protest against the paparazzi, the paparazzi deserve to suffer when you can work around their scamming images, and like celebrities I hate the paparazzi, for years I got lawsuit threats from them – over and over again – for sharing images I found on tumblr, facebook, other social networks….because they apparently owned the rights…which didn’t sit well for me, as a blogger, on the internet, where anything put out there is free game…including all the jokes I write that get stolen by movies…including this Catherine Zeta Jones pics…that are more of a protest really, and I guess she’s not that bad, while blurry from weird angles, like on her tippy toes, doing low level stripper tactics…that make me confident she wouldn’t exist as an actor or celebrity if she was to try in this era….she beat the digital marketing fame whoring and half naked pics makes you famous not raw talent….but then again, I guess she’s pulling their basic bitch tactics…. The post Catherine Zeta Jones VS The Paparazzi of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Daylight Saving Time 2016: IT’S (Almost) OVER!!!

Daylight Saving Time. It’s finally here, people. Almost. In just a few short hours, it will be, and when that time comes, we will in fact save daylight, turning the clocks back FOR GOOD. Or at least until March 12, 2017 arrives. Let’s break it all down real quick here: Sunday morning (November 6), Americans will come together and turn their clocks back. The savings of time? One … entire … hour. For all you Americans looking forward to a long, dark winter and the sun setting at freaking 4:00 on the east coast, it’s a thing of beauty. Which is virtually no one ever. But whatever. Hey, at least you get an extra hour of sleep! Well, unless you have kids who have no idea what the f–k is going on and just get up after X hours of sleep like they otherwise would. Okay, scratch that too. This sucks! Anyway, Daylight Saving Time remains inherently confusing for some people for some reason, which is why is THG is here to assist. See helpful graphics above. BAM!! If that’s still not sufficient, here’s a more detailed rundown of Daylight Saving Time 2016, and what you can expect next year, to boot: Daylight Saving Time began on Sunday, March 13 at 2 a.m. Time “springs” forward in the spring (how appropriate, as shown in the diagram below) and “falls” back by one hour (above, also fitting). TIP: Set your clocks ahead an hour before you go to bed. OR stay up until 2 a.m., turn the clocks to 1 a.m., then sleep. iPhones will do this automatically. Microwaves? Not so much. If you can’t figure out how to change the effing clock in your car, don’t worry. Make a mental (or Post-It) note that it’s fast until 3/12/16. It’ll start getting dark at f–king 4:30, as we said before. S–t. The concept of Daylight Saving Time dates all the way back to 1895, when the U.S. economy was much more agriculturally-based. In recent years, the duration of DST was extended to save energy nationwide. Translation: At least it’s not October-April? Standard Time is a misnomer, as it’s a shorter chunk of the year. In 2017, Daylight Saving Time begins on Sunday, March 12 (above). Arizona, Hawaii and Puerto Rico residents: Disregard. There you go, people. After processing all of this vitally insightful and crucial information, you can consider yourselves officially prepared. Up top!!

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Maci Bookout-Taylor McKinney Wedding Photos!

After more than four years of dating, Maci Bookout and Taylor McKinney got married in a lavish ceremony in Florida over the weekend. There was a time when it looked as though Hurricane Matthew would force Maci and Taylor to postpone the ceremony , but miraculously, the weather cooperated and the nuptials went off without a hitch. Maci and Ryan have yet to post any pics on their social media pages, but we're sure that'll change once they return form their honeymoon. In the meantime, their family and friends have posted plenty of photos for your viewing enjoyment. So crack a Bud Light and enjoy the following gallery of Maci and Taylor's big day: 1. Maci Bookout and Taylor McKinney Wedding Photo Maci Bookout and Taylor McKinney got married on Saturday, October 8 in Greenville, Florida. Here is a look at the bride and groom. 2. Maci Bookout and Taylor McKinney: Just Married! Maci and Taylor left the ceremony in a horse-drawn carriage. Catelynn Lowell was the only one of Maci’s Teen Mom co-stars to attend the wedding. 3. Maci Bookout: Bridal Beers! Maci Bookout and Taylor McKinney enjoy their wedding reception. She’s got herself a man who will hold her beer while she poses for a pic. That’s love. 4. Maci Bookout, Taylor McKinney Wedding Pic Maci and Taylor at their wedding. The couple made if official after four years of dating. 5. Maci Bookout Wedding Photo Maci Bookout is officially married! The bride looked stunning in her slightly non-traditional gown. 6. Maci Bookout Beer Koozie Maci and Taylor handed out customized beer koozies to their wedding guests. These two certainly know how to have fun. View Slideshow

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Gavin Rossdale on Gwen Stefani Divorce: ENOUGH ALREADY!

Gavin Rossdale got candid like never before (except for maybe the time that he was boning the nanny ; he was probably pretty candid with her, then) in an interview with The Sunday Times, revealing that he’s had enough .  To be fair, we’ve had enough, too, and we’re sure Gwen has, as well, but Rossdale doesn’t really get that pass when it comes to discussing the marriage that he effectively ruined.  He told the mag, “It’s, like, enough already. I’ve got to move on.”  “Everyone has got to move on,” he said pointedly. “For me, it’s just thinking about the boys and how to prioritize them,” he added. “That’s the driving force behind everything.”  “You just have to…I don’t know,” he trailed off. “Somehow you have to put one foot after the other and make it happen.”  “I have an incredible life with [my children] and that’s what matters,” he revealed. “You can’t keep up with all the vitriol. Just don’t get into all that.”  Easy to say when you’re the one who caused the marriage to crumble, but we digress.  Gavin surely put one…something in front of something else when he stepped out on Gwen.    And now that he’s talking about putting his children as a “priority,” we have to wonder what the hell he was doing before the divorce (besides the nanny. Definitely the Gwen-hated nanny ).    Bizarrely enough, Gwen’s sole focus throughout the entire divorce ordeal appeared to be her children, and protecting them from the media and the fallout of the split.     Gwen was super closed-off when it came to revealing the more intimate details of her separation from their father, yet Gavin’s just now trying to figure out how to prioritize them?      Here’s a pro-tip, Rossdale – you don’t prioritize your children.    They should be at the very top of your list, and you prioritize around them. In a similar vein, that’s what you’d do with your wife – if you still had one, that is.    Previously, Gwen told Harper’s Bazaar that her life, post-split, was a nightmare . She said, “It was…hell. Like, six, seven, eight months of torture, trying to figure out this big secret .”   “My dreams were shattered, she continued. “All I wanted my whole life was to have babies, be married.”  View Slideshow: 27 Most Shocking Hollywood Divorces

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Today in Hilary Duff Twerking of the Day

I posted an EDITED SERENA WILLIAMS TWERK VIDEO that I spent hours slaving over, trying to figure out how to make it just right for my amazing fans, because you deserve the best…and by hours I mean 3-7 minutes on imovie…but you deserve the best, so long as the best isn’t the actually best, just more than your low expectations, depressing existence expects… So I assume that you don’t like twerking, or you don’t like big manly black she’s a man girls twerking…but maybe Hilary Duff and her muscular fit ass is more your vibe…because Hilary Duff fans are creepy and loyal… The post Today in Hilary Duff Twerking of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Today in Hilary Duff Twerking of the Day

I posted an EDITED SERENA WILLIAMS TWERK VIDEO that I spent hours slaving over, trying to figure out how to make it just right for my amazing fans, because you deserve the best…and by hours I mean 3-7 minutes on imovie…but you deserve the best, so long as the best isn’t the actually best, just more than your low expectations, depressing existence expects… So I assume that you don’t like twerking, or you don’t like big manly black she’s a man girls twerking…but maybe Hilary Duff and her muscular fit ass is more your vibe…because Hilary Duff fans are creepy and loyal… The post Today in Hilary Duff Twerking of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Charlotte McKinney Panty Flash of the Day

Charlotte McKinney is on the aggressive hustle…I am not sure if it’s so much a sugar daddy hustle, I’m pretty sure she’s a rich kid from FLorida which is a wonderful place to be a rich kid, since they still retain the trashiness of Florida, just with white trash new money attitude… I would assume she’s trying to find famous people to “date” or have her picture taken with after they fuck her – to get some press…. She used her big tits to get out there…but she pulled the trigger too soon on TV…making her the forgettable tits, rather than getting herself more titty famous before doing TV so perverts had more of an emotional connection to her tits…and now she’s here forced to flash panties to the paparzzi she called – because she needs the press… It’s almost a sad story, but not really, it’d be way more sad if she settled with a rich guy and her demise wasn’t documented, her tits being pulled out not documented, we like her tits, and like to see them come out more and more as she struggles to figure out how to maintain that fame…instagram followers is not enough dammit. To See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE The post Charlotte McKinney Panty Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hipster Fashion Shoot for Dazed Summer of the Day

This stuff is all kinds of blending into each other – it’s all the same shit over and over and over again. I wonder if people will get bored or as bored as I am of the content being put out there. Even the most basic idiot can figure out how to take a decent picture with his iphone – it’s never ending supply of the same thing, there’s only so many pictures you can take of girls who all look the same, because the kind of girl aspiring to be an instagram model – who can leverage that into an actual model – is the same person…and the photographers are the same person – I wonder if they know they are scamming because of their egos I assume they think they are briilliant…making these pictures even WORSE than they are…so pretentious, so annoying, but at least there’s a tit or two… The post Hipster Fashion Shoot for Dazed Summer of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kaley Cuoco’s Divorced 100 Millionare Old Breast Implant but Fit Body in a Sports Bra of the Day

Kaley Cuoco must be pushing 40. She’s a recently divorced crazy person who is making over 100 million dollars the next 3 years, which is absurd, but I guess TV and celebrity still pays… Seeing her recently divorced ass in a sports bra on some Jimmy Fallon Lip Syncing show he probably doesn’t deserve, but that makes for good viral content and all the networks are trying to figure out how to make things go viral, navigating this internet thing…and she’s looking pretty fit… She could be fat…she has been fat…but I guess like many 40 year olds who get dumped for younger women, who aren’t even on TV, going to the gym and starving yourself is key to getting back into the game after having given up on yourself and thus your marriage… But she’s not…and that may not be fascinating or exciting, but it may be to her fans, even though they probably already have these pictures 3D Printed into a butt plug 8 inches up their weirdo nerd asses…you see she plays the babe on the Friends – The Nerd Version…which pretty much paints a nice picture of the guys who probably love her… The post Kaley Cuoco’s Divorced 100 Millionare Old Breast Implant but Fit Body in a Sports Bra of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Instagram Model Carmella Rose In A Bikini

The good news? My former InstaBabe Carmella Rose here apparently broke up with that Cody Simpson loser she was dating. But the even better news is that she has a new bikini photoshoot for us all to drool over, while I try to figure out how to ask Carmella out now that she’s single again. Do you think skywriting “Will you marry and then divorce me?” is too much, or not enough? My mom thinks it’s romantic. » view all 12 photos

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