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Britney Spears Workout Erotica of the Day

Britney Spears posted up some mom pushing 40 workout pics the other day – because her fitness is all she has or is allowed in the prison that is her multi-million dollar making life… I like to think she’s training for some sort of elaborate escape on some Shawshank Redemption level, spending the last 18 years of her life trying to figure out how to get ownership of her life back, faking taking the meds that keep her submissive like she’s Brian Wilson, brainwashed into thinking about the importance of performing, her passion, the only thing she knows, because that’s what they’ve programmed her into thinking….so that she continues earning money for the family, the business, the empire, you can’t like your cash leader leave you at 18…that would be terrible business…so make her seem crazy, bribe a judge and own her…. But it’s probably just girl staying fit for her performing and a fit body, all toned and big titty, is a lot better than a fat body or a sloppy body, so at least the prison life’s been good on her fitness. I’m a fan. The post Britney Spears Workout Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Apparently, Secret-Leaking President Cheeto Asked Comey To Let The Flynn Investigation Go

Trump Asked Comey To End Flynn Probe Well, now that he doesn’t have a job anymore , former FBI director James Comey is letting these secrets FLY in the media. According to new reports, Donald Trump asked Comey abandon the investigation into the activities of ex-national security adviser Michael Flynn before giving him the boot. CNN reports that in a memo written by Comey immediately after the oval office meeting that took place in February, he details Trump flat out asking him to turn the other way when it comes to Flynn. “I hope you can let this go,” he said to him. The request serves as pretty damning evidence that Trump directly sought to influence the FBI’s investigation into Trump’s ties to Russia. Of course, the White House denies it all with this statement: “While the President has repeatedly expressed his view that General Flynn is a decent man who served and protected our country, the President has never asked Mr. Comey or anyone else to end any investigation, including any investigation involving General Flynn. The President has the utmost respect for our law enforcement agencies, and all investigations. This is not a truthful or accurate portrayal of the conversation between the President and Mr. Comey.” You would think Trump would take into account what these people he’s so hype to hand out firings to know about him before being so hasty with kicking them out… Splash/WENN/Getty

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Sweet Tooth? Kentucky Woman Swipes $26,000 Worth Of Girl Scout Cookies

Kentucky Woman Swipes $26,000 Worth Of Girl Scout Cookies A Kentucky woman has been charged with theft after police say she boosted tens of thousands worth of Girl Scout cookies . Police say that between February and March, Girl Scout Troop leader Leah Ann Vick, stole the cookies directly from her own troop . According to WYMT , Girl Scout officials said both boxes and boxes cookies and hundreds in cookie money were stolen and they are trying to figure out how it happened. Cops say Vick secretly led several “troops” across Eastern Kentucky, but falsely reported the names of girls participating in them. With all her false reportings, she was able to get her hands on about $26,000 worth of cookies. No word on exactly what she planned to do with all those cases of Samoas and Trefoils, but we imagine she had a master plan. Flickr/WYMT

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Models in “How To Spend It” Magazine of the Day

Financial Times has a magazine called “How to Spend It”…which I guess is some luxury shopping magazine that shows you all the expensive things you can buy – when you’re a very successful investor thanks to Fianancial times, your trusty sidekick, in a corrupt, legal criminals, inflating the value of stocks to make everyone involved stupid rich at the expense of morons everywhere who don’t understand finance. I was listening to something about how Tesla is valued at the same price as GM as a company, yet Tesla and their 120,000 dollar car sell the same amount of cars in one year, as GM does in 3 days… Because it’s Tesla….Amber Heard’s Elon Musk…you don’t need to have the sales to prove the concept…you just have to have the billion dollars, press and concept to fool the idiots.. I heard that UBER loses 100 million dollars a year, every year, yet on paper is worth a ridiculous amount…because concept…it’s an app…people use it.. I heard that AirBNB….valued more than Marriott hotels, is also losing 100s of millions of dollars a year… YET all these people involved are billionaires…living like billionaires and buying magazines called How to Spend it…cuz they have too much money and don’t know where to spend it…it just keeps multiplying you know… The real purpose of the magazine is for the Sugar Babies to figure out how to spend the money, that they think their vaginas deserve, even though all but Amber Heard will be thrown the fuck out when they get too comfortable…because billionaires have options…unless the girl is good actor / manipulator.. These modes areAuguste Abeliunaite, Charlotte Wiggins and Xannie Cater shot by Andrew Yee. Good times. The post Models in “How To Spend It” Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bar Refaeli Modeling Again of the Day

Bar Refaeli….new mom with a rich guy she married – after being a coke and party slut of Tel Aviv thanks to being all famous and having had famous cock in her – is BACK….proving why the Jewish people are the chosen ones…but also giving Jewish guys hope to find a nice Israeli girl who has a bunch of different level of genetics up in her…that she doesn’t look like some kind of inbred troll….and I am a bit of fan.. Sure she’s old, she’s bigger, but she’s a classic…and has seem some shit…with her big old tits…and I’m glad to see her existing…even though I pretty much forgot about her…as I do with most pregnancy stories… The post Bar Refaeli Modeling Again of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne’s Solid Outfit of the Day

Bella Thorne is good. That’s really all there is to it. She’s got it all figured out and it’s working out pretty fucking well for her…and throughout it all – she’s a skinny girl with good tits…tits she shows off…tits we’ve seen…but tits that the industry embraces as they scramble to figure out how to merge digital and traditional TV…fascinating….but not really…it’s just good… HER TRANSPARENT NIPPLES ON SNAPCHAT – NOW A PUBLIC COMPANY – ARE GOOD TIMES The post Bella Thorne’s Solid Outfit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jimmy Kimmel Details How Denzel Actually Saved The Acceptance Speech For “Moonlight” [Video]

Good thing SOMEBODY around there had some sense to figure out how to give the cast and crew of ‘Moonlight’ their just due. Even if the Oscars couldn’t do right by Denzel , he made sure they did right by another Black cast. YouTube

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Random Christmas Sleaze to Get you in the Christmas Spirit of the Day

When you’re a pervert – you see the perversion in everything. Since internet porn became a thing, everyone is a fucking pervert, more perverted than me because I find perversions boring, I’ve been having them far too long, before it was mainstream….and now all you fuckers are primates who have no decency, who don’t know how to behave, who end up masturbating in public places to releive the build up from your perversion….it’s everywhere… So posting 100 pics of random Christmas smut – probably won’t inspire you, get you in the christmas spirit cuz you’re already trying to figure out how to bang your family members after one too many drink – by the tree – hoping to not get caught – cuz you’re desensitized – it’s the only thing that turns you on – and luckily for you – so is she. So here’s a round-up of some Nostalgic XMAS moments. The post Random Christmas Sleaze to Get you in the Christmas Spirit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Fakin’ And Floppin’: Blac Rob’s Big Break-Up Publicity Stunt Still Didn’t Help Their Struggle TV Show

Blac Chyna And Rob Kardashian’s Big Fight Was Publicity Stunt For Reality Show The proverbial s#!t hit the fan this week as Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna purportedly got into a world-ending fight that resulted in Chyna moving out and taking the baby with her. However, according to Radar , the whole thing was a cheap stunt to try to get people to tune in to their deflated reality tv show’s baby special that was to air the following day. Unfortunately… According to TV By The Numbers, the antics of the reality show couple completely backfired. Rob & Chyna Baby Special didn’t even land in the top 100 cable shows for the night of Sunday, Dec. 18, according to Nielson ratings. “Rob and Chyna are in a panic about the future of the show,” a source close to the couple told Radar. “They spent so much time being manipulative and it didn’t work.” While the reality couple cashed in on the first season of their six-episode show — they even earned bonuses for ratings spikes — the dismal baby special show put their future in jeopardy. Damn, Chyna couldn’t figure out how to finagle the ratings? Maybe she doesn’t deserve to be “Anglea Renee Kardashian” after all. Kim and Kris woulda had that thang JUMPIN’! Image via WENN/E!

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Heidi Klum Has Nipples of the Day

Heidi Klum is dressed like a 20 year old college girl – while shopping in her tight jeans, stupid looking boots, but most importantly, light weight t-shirt cotton with no bra, showcasing her brilliant tits, that make no sense as tits really, because she’s had so many kids, I think somewhere around 14 kids….all with Seal…it was a Seal litter…that we can assume left more damage on her pussy…because there’s no real evidence of destruction on the tits….proving that she’s clearly created by Nazi German technology, where Hitler’s brain still controls what Germans put out to the world, where she’s rigged to some machine somewhere, because Germany overall means anything Germany puts out must be the best…. This doesn’t make sense….not just for a mom to have tits like this, but for a 50 year old…what is going on…I need answers…. But it does remind me of high school, 30 years ago, when a set of good tits in a cheap t-shirt was enough for me to jerk off to…sometimes in the back of class…for no one to notice…because I was that kid…. The post Heidi Klum Has Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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