Grindhouse ‘s fake exploitation trailers have spawned more than their share of imitators, but as long as they remain as eye-poppingly topless as Infernal Nuns star Emmanuelle Collinet , then we’re not complaining! This Teutonic beauty has appeared on German TV and in several short films, but is just now making waves overseas with this fake exploitation trailer, a film school final project which has played at festivals across Europe and North America. Emmanuelle makes her nude debut as Sister Marie Claire , whose mission of divine vengeance begins when an evil plague doctor tricks the innocent nun into offering the ailing Pope the holiest of waters….her breast milk! We’re pretty sure her suckle stalks will cure what ails you, too. We’re praying this one goes the way of Machete (2010) and Hobo with a Shotgun (2011) and gets a full-length rendition soon. We’d certainly like to get another glimpse into Emmanuelle’s Holy See… Fast forward to 00:38 for the good part. Nice chalices, sister! Want more skinful sisters? Then check out our heavenly selection of nunsploitation movies from Images in a Convent (1979) to Nude Nuns with Big Guns (2010), right here at MrSkin.com!
In honor of his High Flying Birds solo album, we asked the ertswhile Oasis songwriter to rate his fellow high-soaring avians. By James Montgomery Noel Gallagher Photo: MTV News Noel Gallagher has never been one to shy away from stating his opinions, whether about Katie Holmes ( “top Scientologist” ), his new solo album Noel Gallagher’s High Flying Birds (“It’s just a good record, what can I say?”), social networking (“I don’t need a million friends; I’ve got six friends and I’m f—ing trying to get rid of one of those”) or innumerable other topics. This is just part of the reason why, in addition to being a genuine rock god, he’s also a bit of a New Age guru. So when Gallagher stopped by the MTV newsroom earlier this month to promote High Flying Birds — and dispel rumors that he was about to bury the hatchet with his brother Liam and re-form Oasis — in addition to talking all about the album, we had to ask him for his take on various other high-soaring members of the Avian family. And, of course, he didn’t disappoint. From his take on R
I wanted to post a few pictures of Amanda Seyfried looking hot, she’s got a movie premiering soon and I thought she might be all tarted up somewhere, but all I could find were these shots of her taking her dogs for a walk. Not great. Sure she’s wearing a nice little short short and tank top combination, but I’m not really feeling it. She looks like this awkward dude I saw jogging on the beach in Cuba once. Not cool bro. At least give us a good look at those secret big breasts of yours. I’m talking about Amanda, not the Cuban dude. Just so we’re clear.
Now that Paris Hilton is pretty much a completely washed up nobody – did we really believe that someone who became famous for having a sextape was going to last forever? – she gets invited to weird events like a German productions of Dirty Dancing . You heard me. The good thing is that she thought it might be nice to bring along some nice heiress cleavage. Sadly she forgot to wear that magical bra that makes her little skinny chick breasts look massive. Nice chest bone.
Hungarian police swarmed warehouse to seize stash of guns being used on set. By Gil Kaufman Brad Pitt on the set of “World War Z” on August 18, 2011, in Glasgow, Scotland Photo: Jeff J Mitchell/ Getty Images Onlookers may have thought that the intense police action was part of the plot, but when Hungarian police and a SWAT team descended on the set of Brad Pitt ‘s film “World War Z” on Monday, it was not a scripted event. According to US Weekly , the SWAT team raided a Budapest warehouse where weapons were being stored for use in the epic zombie flick , with anti-terrorism officers seizing 85 guns. The firearms, which were supposed to be nonfunctional, were automatic, military-style assault rifles that were in good working order. The guns were confiscated at an airport near the film’s set, where they were being stored. “This morning a private plane brought guns wrapped in a parcel from a company to an individual [in Budapest],” said the director of Hungary’s anti-terrorism unit in a statement. “Guns like these are highly illegal to transport even if they were to [be] used as stage guns, which hopefully they weren’t.” A source told the magazine that Pitt — whose Plan B Entertainment is producing the movie set for a December 2012 release — isn’t to blame for the prop snafu. “The movie company’s employees must have made a mistake bringing the guns in without the Anti-Terrorism Unit’s permission,” said the unnamed source. The movie, which is being helmed by Oscar-nominated director Marc Forster ( “Machine Gun Preacher,” “Stranger Than Fiction”) and is based on a beloved novel by Max Brooks, stars Pitt as a United Nations employee who is traveling the world in an effort to stop a zombie plague from wiping out humanity. Forster has promised that he is taking a different approach to how the zombies move in the film from how they lurch in the book. “In Max Brook’s book they move in the George Romero [“Night of the Living Dead”] fashion. I feel like we have a little bit different approach,” he revealed. “But it doesn’t exclude that they might not eventually be fashioned [on] how George Romero’s zombies move, it’s just a little bit different approach. I think that will probably be the biggest discussions that there will be.” Check out everything we’ve got on “World War Z.” For breaking news, celebrity columns, humor and more — updated around the clock — visit MTVMoviesBlog.com .
Here’s a thicker looking Leighton Meester picking up dog shit in what I assume is some girls picking up dog shit porn….when I was much more of a fan when she starred in foot fetish porn back when she was coming up and blossoming into a good daughter of a criminal born in a halfway house….but you know, this level of human behavior helps the common man relate, not that I’d ever pick up dog shit, I save that for the immigrant janitor of my building, not that I’m not an immigrant or any better than a groundskeeper, but the only shit I’m into is from hookers on my chest…but I have to be in the mood. I keep my sex life multicultural, occasionally German, mainly American Obese…who cares. Here’s Leighton…
I guess it’s supposed to be Oktoberfest or something, I thought that was in late September, and Holly Madison was invited to bring her golden locks and big Playboy breasts to some German themed restaurant in Las Vegas over the weekend. That seems about right. Anyhow, it looks like she was there to tap a keg or something. I’d like to tap her keg if you know what I mean….. I want to hump her, that’s what I mean. more pictures of Holly Madison here
Race winner Sebastian Vettel (L) of Germany and Red Bull Racing celebrates on the podium with third placed team mate Mark Webber (R) of Australia and Red Bull Racing following the Singapore Formula One Grand Prix at the Marina Bay Street Circuit on September 25, 2011 in Singapore. Sebastian Vettel won the Singapore Grand Prix on Sunday but the Red Bull driver will have to wait a little longer to clinch his second Formula One world championship. The German led throughout from pole position to f
