Barbara Palvin is naked for Madame Figaro…. She’s a Hungarian 20 year old…so I guess she’s lucky to be in this fashion story, instead of the live webcam streaming site most 20 year olds from Hungary are getting naked on…. I think she looks good….enough…I mean if you’re going to get naked, this implied nonsense is just nonsense. We are in an era where spread legged vagina shots are considered fashion not porn. Larry Flynt got shot in the back for that right…and anytime a naked girl isn’t shot spread eagled…the world is shitting on his martyrdom… I don’t know what I am saying, the fact is that these pictures don’t give me a boner, but i guess nothing really does…the internet has desensitized me…
Lea Michele next leveled Halloween and not necessarily in a good way, but in a slutty way, that would make me assume she’s fallen off the rails of being this wholesome singing, average at beast girl from Glee, and transformed into a fame seeking, attention seeking, half naked slut….trying to get noticed…and not just in porny shoots wearing her Halloween costume…but all the time… Maybe it’s a phase, maybe all these starlets are over sexualized monsters, even when they look like monsters, or maybe she’s just got the sads that no one is talking about her fake boyfriend’s premature drug overdose she didn’t prevent, but sure as fucked milked….so she’s trying to generate controversy….either way…the sads or the moving on or the rebrand or not…it’s alright…if you can see past the broken down face, which I can… TO SEE MORE CELEBS DRESSED UP FOR HALLOWEEN CLICK HERE
Miley Cyrus is awesome. If you don’t like her, we can’t be friends. You just can’t hate a girl who owns her shit, and just fucks with the industry as hard as she does – while remaining relevant – with her millions of fans – all while being a total fucking idiot. I don’t need authenticity, or real artistic expression, I don’t care if she’s ripping off a scene or whatever…I just need hard nipples in an alien costume giving me the finger to think – pop music may have a chance…it’s got far more substance than pop when I was a tween …and You’d have to be a real fucked up person to think Miley was anything but next level… TO SEE MORE CELEBS DRESSED UP FOR HALLOWEEN CLICK HERE
Here’s Kim Kardashian giving us a glimpse into what could possibly be the best fucking thing ever – her as a skeleton… The only thing better than her skeleton would be her dressed up as a corpse, you know to really allow us to fantasize an end to her and her stupid ass implant that can never die thanks to modern science and the decay time of platics…. The only thing better than her dressed up as a corpse…is I guess her being a corpse… Not that I’d wish anyone dead, I may have no empathy, and I may dislike what people represent, but it’s not their fault the public embraced them, but it’d be nice if her career and their show died a fiery death….it’s gone on too long…take it out back and shoot it…get that family lined up for some Family vacaiton and Malaysian Flight 370 them…. TO SEE MORE CELEBS DRESSED UP FOR HALLOWEEN CLICK HERE
It’s safe to say that Lindsay Lohan doesn’t need Halloween to be a fucking nightmare, I mean she’s consistently been a nightmare, she will consistently be a nightmare, and her life and career are just as fucking bad…I mean if you think being a famous actress who doesn’t act, but who has a lot of family drama, family issues, drug addiction, rehab issues, is bad…I think it’s good enough if you can ride that shit out and never have to work again….who needs to be famous forever….when you can live off the residuals of being famous for 5 minutes after your parents prostituted you….right… Either way, her costume wasn’t a giant gaping asshole trying to get work…so it’s not as good as it could have been…but I guess that’s the story of her life – in every aspect of her life – not as good as she could have been…always missing the mark…and part of me loves her, or at least her tits for that… TO SEE MORE CELEBS DRESSED UP FOR HALLOWEEN CLICK HERE
It’s safe to say that Lindsay Lohan doesn’t need Halloween to be a fucking nightmare, I mean she’s consistently been a nightmare, she will consistently be a nightmare, and her life and career are just as fucking bad…I mean if you think being a famous actress who doesn’t act, but who has a lot of family drama, family issues, drug addiction, rehab issues, is bad…I think it’s good enough if you can ride that shit out and never have to work again….who needs to be famous forever….when you can live off the residuals of being famous for 5 minutes after your parents prostituted you….right… Either way, her costume wasn’t a giant gaping asshole trying to get work…so it’s not as good as it could have been…but I guess that’s the story of her life – in every aspect of her life – not as good as she could have been…always missing the mark…and part of me loves her, or at least her tits for that… TO SEE MORE CELEBS DRESSED UP FOR HALLOWEEN CLICK HERE
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Diabetes from above ! Arizona National Guard Chopper Crew Suspended For Candy Drop At Residential Party Via NYDailyNews A National Guard chopper crew scared Arizona residents by making a midair candy drop to a private Halloween party in their Black Hawk have been suspended. Locals living near 36th St. and Camelback Road in Phoenix were left more terrified than usual late Oct. 31 when the military whirlybird swooped close to their homes, reports FOX 10. Many believed that their streets were under some kind of attack. “I didn’t know if it was going to be a crash, or an attack, no clue,” one neighbor told the news station. “When I came out it was nose down, and it was definitely military,” added another. But after cellphone footage of the incident was posted online, it emerged that the crew was in fact making an unauthorized sweet treat drop to partygoers below. The elite crew had reportedly taken off from the Papago Park Military Reservation and was embarking on a training mission in the suburb of Deer Valley But they decided to make the spooky impromptu stop midway. The Arizona National Guard launched an investigation after seeing the video, which was posted online. “The incident was not sanctioned by the Arizona National Guard and will be investigated further to ensure it does not occur again,” an official statement said. “The Arizona National Guard does not authorize nor condone the use of military aircraft or equipment for personal use,” it added. We’re surprised the Ferguson Police Department doesn’t have these. Image via YouTube/FOX10
People REALLY ain’t isht tho… Police Searching For Men Who Killed 3 In Halloween Hit-And-Run Via NYDailyNews Authorities searched Saturday for the driver and passenger of an SUV who fled the scene after the vehicle struck three teenage girls who were out for a night of trick-or-treating in Southern California. Witnesses said the black Honda was abandoned a short distance from the Santa Ana crosswalk where the 13-year-old girls were hit. On Saturday investigators tracked the SUV to the address where it was registered, but the owner has since moved, Santa Ana police spokesman Anthony Bertagna said. “At this point, we don’t know where the registered owner lives,” Bertagna said. A witness told the Los Angeles Times the girls were wearing costumes with black leggings and dark clothing when they were hit in a crosswalk near an elementary school about 6:45 p.m. Friday. Two of them were declared dead immediately, and a third died as paramedics prepared to take her to a hospital, Orange County fire Capt. Steve Concialdi said. The twin sisters were Lexi and Lexandra Perez, and the third victim was Andrea Gonzalez, the Orange County Sheriff’s Department said. The front of the vehicle was heavily damaged, Bertagna said. Authorities are seeking video-surveillance footage from nearby property owners while interviewing witnesses. Investigators also collected evidence from the SUV, including fingerprints and DNA samples, he said. “It was Halloween. There were a lot of people out there,” Bertagna said. “These guys fled this car. Did they call somebody to pick them up? Did they live in the neighborhood? Did they run into a house?” You have to be a real life devil to do some isht like this and drive away. R.I.P. to these young girls. Image via Facebook/CBS
