Ever since deranged Dutch filmmaker Tom Six announced that Human Centipede 2 would make his original mouth-to-anus picture “look like a Disney film,” we have been anxiously awaiting video evidence. After seeing this week’s Australian teaser debut , IFC Films has granted us a first trailer for The Human Centipede 2: Full Sequence , which has already been banned in the U.K. So guys, hold on tight to your Human Centipede charm necklaces and click through — except for you, Donnie Wahlberg .
When they work, found footage films are testaments to the power of a limited perspective. Features like The Blair Witch Project , REC and Cloverfield get juice out of the fact that we’re not able to see or know more than the characters on screen. They use a gloss of the intentionally clumsy — jittery camerawork, lower quality footage, mundane dialogue — to allow a story to invade from an unexpected angle. They require cleverness in concept and, more importantly, in construction, particularly when the found footage flick in question is of the horror genre, as so many of them are; there’s no easier way to lose your audience than to make them wonder why, when such frightening things are allegedly happening, your characters are still bothering to roll tape. On the plus side, they’re a way to hide your monster (or witch, or demon, or alien) from view for longer than is usually allowed a more standard film — and the monster we imagine is usually much scarier than the one we finally see on screen.
A Good Old Fashioned Orgy opens, and star Angela Sarafyan delivers with orgy-licious boobs. The French biopic Gainsbourg has model Laetitia Casta’s castanets, and on Blu-Ray, Final Destination 3 has Crystal Lowe and Chelan Simmons nude .
Katie Holmes is non-nude in Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark, so dig up her Cruise missiles in The Gift. And on DVD, director Roger Corman gets the box set treatment with the Sword and Sorcery Box and the Women in Cages Box, starring Lana Clarkson and Pam Grier nude .
Expect Modern Combat 3: Fallen Nation to hit the App Store this fall and compete with Battlefield 3. Gameloft has released a trailer for the game along with some additional information. Trailer For Modern Combat 3 Released is a story by AppAdvice.com AppAdvice – iPhone, iPad, iPod, App Reviews + News Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : Apple iPhone Apps Discovery Date : 24/08/2011 22:45 Number of articles : 2
By Findalis of Monkey in the Middle On August 28 Gilad Shalit will turn 25. He has been held without outside contact for 5 years. A Prisoner of War without the rights of a POW under the Geneva Conventions of War. The International Red Cross has been complacent in this horror by refusing to impose sanctions on Hamas until they are allowed to see Gilad. The world applauds this action. After all to the… Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : Wake Up America Discovery Date : 25/08/2011 06:56 Number of articles : 2
I’m afraid of Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark , but for silly reasons. It has something to do with the title, which sounds like either an eerie whisper at Neverland Ranch or a creepy Paul Anka hit, and the track record of Ms. Katie Holmes, who first tried to terrify us in 1999’s hyper-dorky Teaching Mrs. Tingle . You’d think Scream maestro Kevin Williamson would want to explore a darker teen fantasy than “getting back at a mean teacher,” but no — this movie is the horror equivalent of the Nickelodeon Takes Over Your School sweepstakes. Your history instructor is getting slimed! With her own blood! Sweet!
I’m afraid of Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark , but for silly reasons. It has something to do with the title, which sounds like either an eerie whisper at Neverland Ranch or a creepy Paul Anka hit, and the track record of Ms. Katie Holmes, who first tried to terrify us in 1999’s hyper-dorky Teaching Mrs. Tingle . You’d think Scream maestro Kevin Williamson would want to explore a darker teen fantasy than “getting back at a mean teacher,” but no — this movie is the horror equivalent of the Nickelodeon Takes Over Your School sweepstakes. Your history instructor is getting slimed! With her own blood! Sweet!
America’s teat-heart Jennifer Aniston costars in Horrible Bosses, but her butt in The Break Up is truly boss. On DVD, Natassia Malthe strips down and lezzes out in Bloodrayne: The Third Reich, while Julie Brown (the white one) bares awesome T&A in Bloody Birthday.
Acupuncture. Balance beams. Crowded bridges. Construction sites. Hot adult women who cling to teddy bears during low-risk medical procedures. All seemingly harmless things that will be ruined for you by Steven Quale’s Final Destination 5 judging by the horror flick’s traumatizing new trailer . Steel yourself, and check it out ahead.
