Kris Humphries‘ lawyer just took creativity to a whole new level. Kim Kardashian’s soon-to-be ex-husband had his attorney Marshall Waller serve a subpoena on Kanye…
His personal life may be a ridiculous mess, but Kris Humphries just got his professional world in order: ESPN reports that the ex-husband of Kim Kardashian has signed a two-year, $24 million contract with the Brooklyn Nets. The 27-year-old power forward averaged career-highs of 13.8 points and 11.0 rebounds per game with that club last season. Does the rich new deal mean Humphries will finally relent in his divorce proceedings, signing his name on the dotted line and legally ending his relationship with Kardashian? It doesn’t seem likely. In the latest development surrounding that bizarre case, Myla Sinanaj has addressed Kim and told her to keep her out of the former couple’s beef. One thing is certain: Humphries will be crashing the boards in Brooklyn, and receiving many more boos on the road, throughout 2012-2013.
Kris Humphries Parties Shirtless In Miami While KimYe were flaunting their love around MIA, poor Kris Humphries stripped off his shirt in the same city and partied with friends. Ladies, does Kimmy Cakes soon to be ex-hubby appeal to you? SplashNews
Myla Sinanaj has gone from pregnant to virginal in just over a week. Sort of. Days after reports stated the ex-girlfriend of Kris Humphries was pregnant with the NBA player’s baby, Myla now says she was never pregnant – and never Humphries girlfriend! “We’re just friends,” Sinanaj said today on Kidd Kraddick In The Morning , responding to a question of whether she ever had sex with Humphries by citing his legally married status and adding: “No, I don’t do that type of thing.” It was just a few weeks ago, of course, where Myla was supposedly threatening to expose Humphries as a liar who talked incessantly about Kim Kardashian and was pondering a lawsuit against him for defaming a character. What has changed since? Why the entirely different story? We don’t want to say the only answer is money. But the only real answer is money.
Might the Myla Sinanaj and Kris Humphries love story actually have a happy ending? Following weeks of contentious exchanges – which included Myla Sinanaj being subpoenaed to testify in her ex-boyfriend’s divorce battle with Kim Kardashian, and also threatening to sue Kris for defamation of character – TMZ now reports the busty brunette actually wants to get back together with Humphries. She is pregnant his baby after all. Sources tell TMZ that Sinanaj has forgone plans to sue Humphries AND agreed to sign a confidentiality agreement that forces her to keep quiet about whatever Kris told her during their relationship. Perhaps Humphries offered her a chunk of whatever settlement he receives from his official Kardashian split? Myla even believes there’s a “good chance” she and Humphries will date again in the near future. Who says love is dead, people? We’ll update this story with whatever ridiculous development goes down next.
Kris Humphries, the dude who married Kim Kardashian for a plot point in her vapid retard TV show, you know who agreed to be scrpted into the shit, has proved yet again, that he has no taste in women… Her name is Myla Sinanaj – and she’s some pig who Kris Humphries had sex with – cuz he has no taste in women. I blame those pro-athlete hazing rituals for shoving one too many brooms up his ass growing up so that girls just don’t matter to him, especially not fit girls…cuz apparently this self promoting trash can of girl who looks like Snooki, in a bad way, leaked some nudes and a claim she’s pregnant with his baby that TMZ ran today…two big media hits in one day…making her groupie, one night stand count… What a joke…too bad I don’t have the uncensored pics….I’m a failed blogger like that…I guess I could look for them, but then I’d have to admit I tried to see this bitch naked, and I’m not down with that. I’ll look at any pig naked, but I don’t go out of my way for it.
SMH. Via Radaronline: Kris Humphries ex-gal pal, Myla Sinanaj, hooked up with celebrity guests who stayed at the five star New York City hotel she currently works at, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting. As we previously reported, Humphries, who’s gearing up for a nasty divorce battle with Kim Kardashian, his wife of just 72-days, has vehemently denied being in an exclusive romantic relationship with Sinanaj and has turned over information to the FBI alleging that she tried to extort him. “Myla has hooked up with high profile celebrities that have stayed at the hotel. She is very easy on the eyes and very, very friendly. Myla is extremely ambitious and usually gets what she wants. Her past celebrity conquests have included one of the stars of the Fast & The Furious,” a source close to the situation tells RadarOnline.com. A mega rap superstar is also a frequent guest of the hotel and “friend’ of Myla’s. Meanwhile, Myla’s pit-bull attorney, and former prosecutor, Joe Tacopina, previously slammed Humphries’ claims that his client tried to extort the NBA star. “I will say this, Kris Humphries has to be the only 7ft. man in the universe to have two women under 6ft tall bully, defraud and attempt to extort him. It’s absolutely ridiculous,” Tacopina told RadarOnline.com. “It would be pretty hard to claim that you are broken hearted if you are dating my client just two months after the marriage broke up. My client’s relationship with Kris goes to heart of his claim against Kim Kardashian and that could hurt him certainly.” Wamp, wamp, wamp.
Talk-show host’s interview with Kardashians airs Sunday on ‘Oprah’s Next Chapter.’ By Jocelyn Vena Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries Photo: Oprah Winfrey’s highly anticipated sit-down with the Kardashians is set to air on OWN on Sunday, on “Oprah’s Next Chapter.” Now, leading up to the interview, fans are getting some sneak peeks at what the talk-show host got the first family of reality TV to dish about. “I think that’s so ridiculous,” Kim told Winfrey when asked if she ever feels exploited by her manager and mother, Kris Jenner. “First of all, we have to hire a manager. So regardless, someone is going to get that [job]. No one will fight harder for you than your own mother,” she said, according to E! News . “She knows us. She knows all of our moods. … We just get each other. We vibe. It works.” In true Oprah fashion, Winfrey asked all the hard questions, including getting Kim to open up about her short-lived marriage to Kris Humphries . “Everyone who’s asked was the marriage a publicity stunt? Why did she leave after 72 days? Her answer leveled me,” Winfrey said on her Facebook page . “Ok my friends I had the longest interviewing session I can ever recall, talking to ALLLLLLLL the Kardashians. I had never met them, nor seen the show,” Winfrey blogged. “I did a full on Kardashian Kram in preparation, watching major shows from every season. I genuinely wanted to know why they have become a cultural phenomenon? Why do so many people love to watch their every move and why do so many others love to hate them. Are they completely ego centered? Are they really ‘famous for being famous’ or is there something more? “I ‘GOT IT’ … those answers + more,” she added. “Those of you who watch the show know they hold nothing back. This interview I’d say was another level of forthrightness and honesty. Who surprised me the most? Scott. Lamar and Khloe. Kim.” Related Photos Kim Kardashian And Kris Humphries: A Whirlwind Romance
Kris Humphries still doesn’t care about Kim Kardashian and Kanye West . An insider confirms to Radar Online that the power forward is unconcerned about the new relationship from a personal standpoint. But from a monetary one? As someone looking to milk as much as possible out of his ex-wife? Humphries believes he can use the fact that Kim and Kanye filmed their recent night out in NYC as evidence that Kardashian only dates – or, in his case, marries – for the sake of publicity. “The crux of Kris’ case for annulment is that Kim married him under fraudulent pretenses and did it for her reality show,” a Team Humphries source says, adding that his lawyers wonder: “When did Kim develop romantic feelings for Kanye and why after publicly stating she wouldn’t feature any future romantic relationships on her reality shows, did she do a complete 360?” The mole adds that Kris and Kim haven’t talked in months. Which makes perfect sense. Why would they? No cameras have been around.