What is it with hometown reunions and high school sweethearts this week? Already, we’ve seen Hilary Duff try to hijack Mark Polish before he can rekindle the flames with his teen crush (Winona Ryder) in Stay Cool . We’ve seen artwork for Diablo Cody’s Young Adult , which features a teen lit novelist (Charlize Theron) who tries to reclaim her happily-married high school honey (Patrick Wilson). And now, we get a clip of Channing Tatum zeroing in on his love interest of yester-decade (Rosario Dawson) in a snippet from the star-packed Ten Year .
A video I made for Justin Bieber using the song “Tell Me a Story (About the Night Before)” by Hilary Duff and Lil’ Romeo. Lyrics: [Lil’ Romeo:] Yo Hilary it’s Romeo And you know what where gonna make ‘em dance this Christmas Left… right… now shake (tell me) What,what you want (tell me) Uh hu (tell me) Yeah (tell me) [Hilary:] Tell me a story I believe, oh I believe All things are possible on Christmas Eve [Lil’ Romeo:] OK… OK It was a night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring not even a mouse the stockings was hung by the chimney with care with hopes that St. Nick soon would be there me and my sisters and brothers getting ready for bed Can’t wait to get toys for all the break bread Mom’s in her P. Miller jammies and pop’s silk and pops still Santa coming eating the cookies and milk [Hilary:] Tell me a story I believe, oh I believe All things are possible on Christmas Eve Every time I hear that rhyme I love it even more Tell me a story About the night before [Lil’ Romeo:] Could it be a dream? I think I heard a noise jumped out of bed it’s the no limit boys I ran to the window Creak creak Bright red shining the new Hum-V snow in the south hhmm that’s kinda silly Is it Santa Claus or is it my uncle Willy? know hea we play games but this one feels weird when I see 8 shiny reindeer ’bout to come and get me come on [Hilary:] Tell me a story [Lil’ Romeo:] OK you wanna know check it out Now Santa called them by name Dasher, dancer, prancer … http://www.youtube.com/v/HAPBLPW_grM?f=videos&app=youtube_gdata Read the original here: Tell Me a Story (Justin Bieber Video) with lyrics
Here’s some dumpy shit that’s marketed as being hot for all the virgin losers who love all things comic book and the women in costumes who are bringing their fantasies they’ve jerked off to since they were teenage boys, unable to process how weird jerking off to a drawing is….. Her name is Scarlett Johansson and she’s taken her half assed, raspy voice, shitty acting and gut and put them into some spanx and spandex to re-invent her sloppy self…and you’re going to masturbate to her….again….maybe cuz she reminds you of a 40 year old mom….who should be wearing an oversized sweatsuit to her pilates class…and that feels like home…but I’m pretty sure it’s just marketing…cuz this bitch is overrated and more importantly overfed. Get her away from the craft services table motherfucker, you have a movie to make…. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK
Here is Nicole Scherzinger hosting a Labor Day party with her cleavage in a tight dress….and it’s safe to say it is because all the real celebs were busy…and the time and a half stuatory holiday pay wasn’t enough for them to take time away from their long weekend…forcing promoters to book the low level trash, we call them the second string, to come in and take their place…..I mean you see this in all businesses open on Labor Day….it’s always the new girl, the half retarded girl, the person with a gambling problem who doesn’t take the day off because they need the work, they want to prove themselves, they have nothing better to do cuz they are the second string in all aspects of life….but at least she’s showing off body…
Lindsay Lohan may be boring….She may be on the verge of death…she may be getting Billy Joel lyrics about being at her prime…cuz she knows that in a couple weeks she’ll be far less prime comparitively as they’re cremating her…long after her career’s been left in the basement to rot…. I have met Lohan, I hung out with her in her hotel once, she played me her album, she danced around the room in heels and pajama pants, she cried, she laughed, she was like a fucking roller coaster of amazing…. I drank her booze, I stayed til 6 am, I hugged her goodbye, we talked about her problems, I encouraged her to marry me….and there’s one thing I know about her first hand and that is that she has the single fucking best tits around…and what better way to celebrate any day than by staring at them…. Dead to me and the rest of the world or not, I will always have a soft spot in my heart and a hard spot in my pants for this amazing creature we call lohan…she is a genius and I’m convinced one day she will get that academy award she deserves… Now if only she answered my emails, texts, phone calls, and twitter messages…but she hates me. Oh well. To See The Rest of the Pics Follow This Link
Miss Pole dancing competition kicks off in Budapest. Barbara Palmaffy smiles at the award ceremony after winning the Miss Pole dancing Hungary 2011 competition in Budapest, capital of Hungary, Sept. 4, 2011. Barbara Palmaffy performs during the Miss Pole dancing Hungary 2011 competition in Budapest, capital of Hungary, Sept. 4, 2011.
Here’s Salma Hayek showing off her delicious mom cleavage. There’s not much else to say other than I’d like to play a little game I like to call motorboat with those things. Anyway, it’s Labor Day and I am hung over so don’t expect brilliant posts today. Enjoy.
When Steve McQueen’s Hunger debuted at Cannes in 2008, Michael Fassbender — playing Irish hunger-strike activist Bobby Sands — was a revelation. Now he’s ubiquitous, potentially to the point of overexposure, appearing in comic-book blockbusters ( X-Men: First Class ) and tony literary adaptations ( Jane Eyre ) alike. Yet each performance, and each project, is so different from the last that it’s still a joy to watch him. He has one of the gifts that great actors need, the ability to be focused and unselfconscious at the same time. He knows when to surrender and when to call every muscle and brain cell to attention. I fear someday he’ll win an Oscar and risk losing it all.
Nice to see some equal opportunity pant-saggin’ prejudice. Billie Joe Armstrong’s Labor Day weekend is off to a rocky start after the Green Day frontman was kicked off a Southwest Airlines flight Thursday for having pants that hung too low. Armstrong was traveling from Oakland, Calif., to Burbank, Calif., when the incident occurred. Cindy Qiu, an associate producer at ABC 7 in Oakland who was on the flight, told the news agency that when a flight attendant asked Armstrong to pull his pants up, he asked: “Don’t you have better things to do then worry about that?” When the attendant asked again, also threatening to have Armstrong removed from the flight, he retorted “I’m just trying to get to my f**king seat.” This isn’t the first time an incident like this has occurred. In June, a US Airways passenger was arrested after he refused to pull up his saggy pants. Prosecutors later said they would not file charges against him. Billie took to his Twitter (as celebs always do) to voice his displeasure with his Southwest experience. Southwest Airlines responded (via Twitter) Its messed up that Billie Joe got kicked off the plane, but we can’t help but feel a little better knowing that airlines aren’t just targeting “urban” youth with their “no sagging” policy. Especially after the last incident … Source
I almost forgot to post these pictures of supermodel Bar Refaeli in her strange and wonderful jumpsuit. I was a little hungover today. I didn’t know jumpsuits could look this good. I guess it helps when you’re one of the hottest women in the world, she could be wearing a dress made out of kittens and she’d still look awesome. It also doesn’t hurt that she’s showing off all that supermodel cleavage. Jumpsuit, cleavage and Bar Refaeli is a good combination. Enjoy.
