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Stephen Colbert, Dems’ Trained Clown, Trotted Out to Distract From Obama DOJ Scandal

Personally, I completely  agree with Glenn Reynolds  that  having this idiot Colbert testify was nothing more than a Democrat stunt to take the media’s eye off the very real and important testimony also taking place today regarding the  Justice Department’s racism scandals . So the more cringe-worthy and embarrassing Colbert’s appearance is, the better. Naturally, the MSM will be all too willing to play along. They fully understand how damaging the DOJ Black Panther case is to the Obama Administration and have no desire to come anywhere near covering it. And of course, there’s Stephen Colbert, just as willing to play along – a narcissistic attention whore with no respect for the political process who thinks his schtick combined with a ten hour day he spent in the vegetable fields somehow makes him a compelling and important witness. The one good thing that came out of this is Colbert’s reaction to Conyers’ request that he leave. It’s not very often you see a smug, superior Hollywoodist caught off guard. Byron York has more coverage  here . He thinks the Democrats damaged themselves with this stunt:  Colbert stayed in place as the other witnesses made opening statements. When Colbert’s turn came, Conyers briefly interrupted to say that he was withdrawing his request for Colbert to leave. Then Colbert began his testimony, which was an in-character schtick based on a one-day visit to an upstate New York farm. “This is America,” Colbert said. “I don’t want a tomato picked by a Mexican.”  As the hearing went on, Colbert said things like, “I was a cornpacker…cornpacker is a derogatory term for a gay Iowan.” At the end, Lofgren proclaimed the hearing “helpful.” She thanked the witnesses, who she called “volunteers to help make a better country.” But the presence of her star witness, Colbert, had cause a number of strange and awkward moments, ones that could come back to some of the Democrats on the panel in the campaign ahead. I disagree with York. As I write this, Colbert is all over cable news and the  “bombshell” testimony regarding the DOJ is nowhere to be seen. But it’s hard to beat the trifecta of political corruption: Democrats, the media, and Hollywood. Mission accomplished. Crossposted at Big Hollywood  

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Raquel Zimmerman Goes Topless for Vogue Spain of the Day

Europe is better than us. Or maybe it is just European Fashion and Enterainment, because I’ve never been to Europe and all the Europeans I know are kinda “limp in the wrist” if you know what I mean, but I do know that on TV and in the Magazines, these motherfuckers get naked, or pay American girls lots of money to get naked, cuz they know that it’s not a fashion magazine, unless you see some nipple and/or pubic hair, where as the USA flags you as being porn, thanks to all their idiot Christian run industry, where behind closed doors, motherfucker is getting fisted by his clergy. Last week I posted pictures of Karolina Kurkova topless in Vogue Spain , today is Raquel Zimmermann, a Brazilian model, showing what could be the remnants of a Brazilian wax….making Vogue Spain officially a better mag to jerk off to than Playboy.

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Daily Kos F-Bombs Rush Limbaugh With Profane Rants, Blames Him for Tea Party’s ‘Oxygen-Starved Brains’

Here’s another item for Bill Press and his ridiculous conceit that left-wingers are so much more civil than the “toxic talk” being emitted on right-wing radio. The Daily Kos blog now features a vicious, profanity-polluted blog post by “Brainspank” attacking Rush Limbaugh with the less-than-charming title the “Human S—smear.” He attacks Limbaugh for spreading an idiocy infection to “oxygen-starved brains” in the Tea Party:  If you listen to this guy and you believe a single word he says, you’re an idiot.  A lost cause.  I’m not talking to you and I’m not writing this for your benefit.  You are proof of the 1/4 paradigm.  Common sense and logic are lost on you.  The 1/4 paradigm are those that still supported Nixon after he was forced to resign.   The 25% percent who still believed in the idiot Dumbya when he left office and the rest of us in a s–tstorm.  You people are incurably stupid.  You still think Jesus Christ will be here to save you personally before you die.  I’m not talking to you.  As far as I’m concerned, you people are worthless human stains who’s only potential contribution to anything at all would be polluting the gene pool. And you do.  You reproduce without thought and it really worries me.  A whole ‘nother round headed generation of thick tongued, uneducated, bible thumping backward ass morons. This is all been great fun.  I’d debate the slow eyed prick bastard any day of the week.  Seriously, at a moments notice I’d take him on, and if were allowed to talk, I’d destroy him.  I would wipe the airwaves with him and I’m by no means an exception.  Just about any one of the 95% percent of Americans that don’t listen to him could acquit themselves quite nicely if given the opportunity.  We all know that’s not going to happen; callers with an opposing point of view on the “EIB” network are about as common as OxyContin addicts in the mesozoic era. But the point is this.  He’s dangerous.  Because of him and egregious a–holes of his ilk, we have a bunch of mouth breathing idiots walking around calling themselves the Tea Party.  We have Sharron Angle and Rand Paul and a growing number of oxygen starved brains that are willing to resort to violence because of an ideology that they haven’t the capacity to even grasp. “Brainspank” wrapped it up by hoping that Limbaugh and his dittoheads would die like crackheads:  They are the mentally handicapped.  Unable or unwilling to think for themselves and all too inclined to let a semi clever reptile do what they honor as the intellectual heavy lifting.  They will listen and follow and worship, no matter what. Let him have his little universe.  What would America be like with a blackout of all things S—smear?  Think about it.  A much better place.  F— this piece of s—.  Shut him down and shut him out.  Pay no attention.  Keep moving.  Nothing to see here. Crackheads will be crackheads and will sooner or later overdose on crack and there is not a thing we can do about it. [Hat tip: Whistling Straights]

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Hello, I’m an Idiot Who Thought Vitaminwater Was Healthy [Idiots]

Hello, My name is Dumbass McGee. I was reading the Huffington’s Post today and was completely surprised by this article which said Vitaminwater is not healthy, even though the name of the product has “Vitamin” in it! Help? More

‘The Other Guys’: The Reviews Are In!

Check out what critics have to say before you head out to the theater this weekend. By Eric Ditzian and Jeremy Kaplan Will Ferrell, Steve Coogan and Mark Wahlberg in “The Other Guys” Photo: Sony Pictures Leonardo DiCaprio’s fevered dreams have dominated the multiplex for three straight weeks. Now it looks like the “Inception” supremacy is coming to an end, with Leo’s reveries soon to be overtaken by Will Ferrell’s wackiness. The curly-haired comedian stars in “The Other Guys,” an action-comedy that marks his fourth big screen collaboration with writer/director Adam McKay, following “Anchorman,” “Talladega Nights” and “Step Brothers.” Co-starring Mark Wahlberg as Ferrell’s reluctant NYPD partner and fellow desk-jockey, “Other Guys” could easily outdo the $30 million “Step Brothers” took in back in 2008. Helping in that quest are the flick’s strong critical reviews. Before you head to the cinema this weekend, check out what the critics have to say. The Story “This latest gambit stars Ferrell as Det. Allen Gamble, a NYPD forensic accountant, and Mark Wahlberg as his rogue cop partner, a reluctant and raging Terry Hoitz. These flat-footed flatfoots get lots of razzing from the other boys in blue, but in typical don’t-count-Ferrell’s-underachievers-out fashion, they just might derail a $32-billion stock market rip-off if they can follow the paper trail and stop bickering long enough to figure it out.” — Betsy Sharkey, Los Angeles Times The Cast “Mr. Ferrell’s Allen is a genuinely sweet guy as well as a crazed one: As evidence, his time-out for a surreal folk ballad, along with his mad reminiscence about being a pimp in college. (Jon Brion did the music, which includes the lullaby ‘Pimps Don’t Cry.’) Mr. Wahlberg provides counterpoint to his co-star’s nuances by declaiming his lines at the top of his voice: here again, the results can be hilarious when they aren’t silly. Michael Keaton is a police captain who moonlights at Bed Bath & Beyond. Steve Coogan, a reliably funny actor, isn’t funny as a bad guy scheming to defraud the city. He seems to think he’s in a drama.” — Joe Morgenstern, The Wall Street Journal The Jokes ” ‘The Other Guys’ gets you chuckling at the little details of Allen’s stick-up-the-butt patheticness, like the way he hums while typing, or argues with Terry about how a school of tuna could whip a lion, or blasts Little River Band CDs in his sad, dinky red Prius. (Terry: ‘I feel like we’re literally driving around in a vagina.’) A few of the jokes are sly, many are quite obvious, but what knits the laughs together is the nearly confessional conviction with which Ferrell delivers them. He’s not playing just another geek idiot — as, say, Rob Schneider does. He digs into some elemental side of himself, a side that craves order and niceness and civility, that shrinks from danger and violence.” — Owen Gleiberman, Entertainment Weekly The Buddy Cop Genre “Adam McKay and co-writer Chris Henchy (‘Land of the Lost’) have overloaded the narrative, stretching it 20 minutes beyond its practical use and mistaking bigger and more explosive with funnier. From ‘Freebie and the Bean’ to ‘Running Scared’ to the ‘Lethal Weapon’ franchise, the challenge with cop-centric action comedies has remained essentially the same: How to balance straightforward adrenaline-rush material with bits you’d never find in a real cop film? This one begins buckling under its own weight around the midpoint; on the other hand, I’m already looking forward to catching certain asides and riffs again on cable.” — Michael Phillips, Chicago Tribune The Final Word ” ‘The Other Guys’ is that rare thing, a goofball summer buddy comedy that actually delivers. The movie is a return to form for Will Ferrell, who finally reins in the idiot frenzy he’s so often deployed in the past (most recently in last year’s dismal ‘Land of the Lost’) and — an added blessing — shows no skin, either. It’s also a breakthrough for Mark Wahlberg, who dipped a toe into the comedy waters of ‘Date Night,’ but here makes a sizeable splash. Wahlberg isn’t an all-out clown in the Ferrell style, but his careful restraint in this picture — his comic simmering and his lag-timed reactions — is just as funny in a different way.’ — Kurt Loder, MTV News Check out everything we’ve got on “The Other Guys.” For breaking news, celebrity columns, humor and more — updated around the clock — visit MTVMoviesBlog.com . Related Videos ‘The Other Guys’ Clips MTV Rough Cut: ‘The Other Guys’

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‘The Other Guys’: Idiots Delight, By Kurt Loder

Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg score a comic bull’s eye. Will Ferrell, Steve Coogan and Mark Wahlberg in “The Other Guys” Photo: Sony Pictures “The Other Guys” is that rare thing, a goofball summer buddy comedy that actually delivers. The movie is a return to form for Will Ferrell, who finally reins in the idiot frenzy he’s so often deployed in the past (most recently in last year’s dismal “Land of the Lost”) and — an added blessing — shows no skin, either. It’s also a breakthrough for Mark Wahlberg, who dipped a toe into the comedy waters of “Date Night,” but here makes a sizeable splash. Wahlberg isn’t an all-out clown in the Ferrell style, but his careful restraint in this picture — his comic simmering and his lag-timed reactions — is just as funny in a different way. The stars play Allen Gamble and Terry Hoitz, two New York City police detectives stuck in the paper-pushing backwaters of their department while a pair of more charismatic cops (Dwayne Johnson and Samuel L. Jackson in fleeting cameos) get all the action, and the headlines. Allen (Ferrell) is a forensic accountant — he loves paperwork. His partner Hoitz (Wahlberg) hates it — but his career was sidelined after he accidentally shot Yankees star Derek Jeter one night. (“You shoulda shot A-Rod,” another cop snipes.) Then these two stumble onto a big Wall Street financial scam — a Ponzi scheme being run by an English investment mogul named Ershon (Steve Coogan). If Allen and Terry can crack this case, career resuscitation will surely follow. This thicket of financial shenanigans is the movie’s most strained element — it’s essentially a platform for the filmmakers to lecture the audience about the evils of capitalism. (Addressing a business audience, Ershon cackles, “Live for excess — it is the American way.”) As always, though, this rote Hollywood moralizing sits awkwardly in a big-budget film, especially one starring a man who reportedly makes $20-million a picture. The high-finance plot is in any case a distraction that’s generally obscured by the laugh-bombs going off all around it. Allen is endlessly castigated by his fellow cops as an overgrown sissy (drives a Prius, loves the Little River Band), but he’s also, inexplicably, a major chick magnet. (Taking Terry to his home, he warns that his wife is something of a dog: “She’s a big old broad.” Then she turns out to be played by the definitively un-doglike Eva Mendes.) He has also written a downloadable app called Faceback — scan in the back of someone’s head and it shows you the face. The script, by director Adam McKay and Chris Henchy, also provides some nifty business for the boys’ boss, Chief Mauch (Michael Keaton), who moonlights as a sales clerk at Bed, Bath & Beyond, and is prone to converse in TLC lyrics (a joke that’s milked a little too much). It’s good to have Keaton back in the big-time, and in solid comic form; he’s been away too long. The movie is a full-throated parody of the urban action genre: many cars crash, many bullets fly, and a whole lot of stuff blows up. But even the pandemonium has a comic shape. (The sequence in which a helicopter attack is repelled by a blizzard of golf balls is explosively funny.) And the ricocheting one-liners rise above even the most clamorous mayhem. When Terry erupts in frustration over being a desk-job drone — “I’m a peacock! You gotta let me fly!” — the movie earns the highest possible praise for this sort of project: It’s a truly ridiculous picture. Check out everything we’ve got on “The Other Guys.” For breaking news, celebrity columns, humor and more — updated around the clock — visit MTVMoviesBlog.com . Related Videos MTV Rough Cut: ‘The Other Guys’ ‘The Other Guys’ Clips

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Lindsay Lohan’s Lawyer Says Fingernail ‘Could Barely Be Seen By The Naked Eye’

Lohan’s ‘penalty is far harsher than what others would have received under similar circumstances,’ Shawn Chapman Holley says in a statement. By Jocelyn Vena, with reporting by Gil Kaufman Lindsay Lohan in court on Tuesday Photo: Dave McNew/ Getty Images After Lindsay Lohan was sentenced to 90 days in jail to be followed by 90 days in rehab for violating her probation, the actress’ lawyer is speaking out. “Ms. Lohan and I are extremely disappointed in the sentence handed down by Judge Revel,” Lohan’s attorney, Shawn Chapman Holley, told MTV News in a statement Thursday (July 8). “We believe that the penalty is far harsher than what others would have received under similar circumstances. “The reality is that Ms. Lohan, like most defendants, had to balance work commitments with court requirements,” the statement continues. “To be punished so severely for doing so, particularly in light of the fact that she substantially complied with each of her probationary conditions, is harsh and unfair. Ms. Lohan is prepared to serve her jail time and to comply with the court’s orders.” Holley also defended her client’s decision to come to court with the message “f— u” stenciled on her middle finger . “With respect to Ms. Lohan’s nails, the fact is, the words could barely be seen by the naked eye,” she explained. “That a courtroom camera, purportedly there to accurately chronicle the proceedings, would use a telephoto lens to zoom in as it did to Ms. Lohan’s fingernail is a commentary on the entire issue.” Lohan also responded to the controversy surrounding her nail art in a Twitter post Wednesday. “Didn’t we do our nails as a joke with our friend DC?” she tweeted. “It had nothing to do w/court. It’s an airbrush design from a stencil xx.” Do you believe that Lohan’s punishment was unfair? Tell us in the comments! Related Photos Lindsay Lohan Goes To Court The Highs And Lows Of Lindsay Lohan Related Artists Lindsay Lohan

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Drake ‘Good Morning America’ Concert Falls Through

Cast of Broadway’s ‘American Idiot’ will perform July 16 instead. By Mawuse Ziegbe Drake Photo: George Pimentel/ WireImage Another Drake show in New York has been nixed before the rapper even got a chance to take the stage. Drizzy was in talks to play a free outdoor show July 16 as part of ABC’s “Good Morning America” summer concert series. However, the Drake show has been squashed and the cast of Broadway’s “American Idiot” will fill the upcoming slot instead. A spokesperson for ABC confirmed that a potential Drake show was in the works. “We were interested in having Drake perform, but he was never officially booked,” an ABC rep told MTV News. In addition, a spokesperson for the New York City Department of Parks & Recreation told MTV News that concert organizers had simply decided to go with another act. “There was an open date on the calendar for July 16, but they decided to feature the cast of the Broadway show ‘American Idiot,’ ” a rep said. A rep for Drizzy also told the New York Daily News that there was a “booking in place” but did not offer any additional details. Reports have surfaced indicating that safety might have been a factor in passing on Drizzy for a “GMA” appearance. According to the Daily News, the New York City Police Department pulled the plug on the planned show after the city’s parks department failed to provide the security that the NYPD deemed necessary for such an event. The parks department spokesperson did not confirm whether security issues were a factor in not moving forward with the Drake show. The news comes in the wake of a Drake concert in NYC that was canceled June 15 when thousands of fans unexpectedly showed up. Drizzy was expected to perform a free show at New York’s South Street Seaport (pop group Hanson were also on the bill ), but the NYPD put the kibosh on the concert after roughly 10,000 fans swarmed the event. Days later, Jay-Z also ran into issues mounting a concert on top of the marquee of New York’s Ed Sullivan Theater for an appearance on the “Late Show With David Letterman.” City officials axed the surprise concert once fans got wind of the show beforehand. However, Jigga — joined by Eminem — ultimately finagled an outdoor appearance and performed on the building’s roof . The MCs didn’t need a permit to rock out on the roof since it is private property. Are you bummed that Drake won’t be on “Good Morning America”? Let us know in the comments. Related Videos ‘Drake: Better Than Good Enough’ Related Photos Drake’s Style: From A To Drizzy Related Artists Drake

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Katy Perry’s Naked in her New Video of the Day

Katy Perry is a fucking pig, so I’m not too sure why she thought it would be a good idea for her to get naked, but I guess it was for this reason, so people talk about how disgusting she is and show their friends how disgusting she is, getting more and more views and tricking the record label into giving her more money, but then there’s the idiot who believes what he reads and thinks this pig is worth fucking, which I guess she is, cuz she has a vagina and fat tits, but that doesn’t change the fact that she’s still a fucking pig….. TO Watch The Video – Follow this Link GO

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Adam Scott Joins the Already Impressive My Idiot Brother

So, how about My Idiot Brother ? Not only does it star Paul Rudd as the titular idiot, but also Elizabeth Banks, Emily Mortimer and Zooey Deschanel as his sisters. And Rashida Jones as Deschanel’s girlfriend . High fives all around! And now you can add Adam Scott to the roster as well. The Party Down star has been cast as Rudd’s neighbor in the film, presumably the deadpan one with the air of superiority and great hair. Between this and Parks and Recreation , it looks like someone is having himself a bit of a moment. [ The Playlist ]

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